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What is the weirdest woman you have ever met?

Others say that family scandals should not be publicized, but I just want to say that the most bizarre woman I have ever seen is my former sister-in-law.

My brother met through a relative. My relative was a 60-year-old man, and there were a lot of gossips about him. As soon as I heard that he introduced my sister-in-law, I didn’t take it seriously. Marriage, as expected!

My brother is not in a good condition. He has no house, no car, and little money. He is already 30 years old. Our family is very anxious. As long as the woman is a decent person and can have children, that's fine.

After my brother got along with her for a while, he discovered that there was something wrong with this woman’s brain. She was clear at one moment and had the same IQ as a three-year-old child at another. She could quarrel and fight with my five-year-old son, and she would do nothing at home when she was not at work. , and he is very strict with my younger brother.

My mother has always been responsible for cooking and hygiene at home. She dislikes my mother and says whatever comes to mind, saying that the food my mother cooks is not delicious! One time my mom used one of her facial masks and she didn't tell her because she wasn't at home at the time.

When she came back, she found that one piece of the mask was missing. She pointed at my mother indiscriminately and scolded me: You are over 60 years old, old and ugly, you should wash it off earlier. My mother was so angry that she fainted and went to the hospital.

Originally I didn’t want her, but she was pregnant again at this time, and the whole family had no choice but to let her go and treat her like a three-year-old child.

To give birth to a child, you need a birth certificate and a marriage certificate. It was only when you went to apply for the marriage certificate that you found out that she was married. My brother inexplicably became the third party and was laughed at by relatives and friends.

After asking about it later, it turned out that her first husband and his family kicked her out because she was too ignorant. She spent 150,000 yuan as a bride price and has been keeping it with her mother, who also has a 6-year-old son!

Got it.

I became even more lawless and unscrupulous when I was pregnant. I went around playing around with my big belly every day. I didn’t even give birth at home. I had to go to my parents’ house to give birth to the baby. After the baby was over, I asked for my brother. Move out.

After moving out, her younger brother had to go to work. When she got upset, she would leave her child alone in the rental house and run out to play with friends instead of returning home, which made the whole family exhausted.

This was often the case. The dispute lasted for more than half a year, and her brother's job was no longer available. In the end, they divorced, and she didn't want to have children.

Later I heard that she had found a fortune teller as her boyfriend. She went to the blacksmith next door to my shop and said: Everyone scolded me, even my mother scolded me. Give birth to children everywhere, and live how you want to live from now on. I can say anything to support others.

My brother has only been pregnant for a year, and I heard he is pregnant again.

Answer: Taking off his pants and peeing in front of a strange man. People have three urgent needs, and one of them is urine! As the saying goes, a living person can still be choked to death by peeing? In fact, many people were suffocated to death.

But no matter what, you, a woman, can’t take off your pants and pee in front of a strange man, right? What a shame!

When I was driving back from Beijing a few days ago, I met a woman who stopped me at the highway intersection. She was well-dressed and asked me if I could give her a ride. She was willing to pay for some gas.

Since we were traveling together, I agreed. In the spirit of having a companion to talk to on the road, I wouldn’t feel sleepy while driving. As for gas money, I didn’t think about it at all.

After driving on the highway for three hours, just ten minutes after passing the service area, and still far away from the next service area, this woman suddenly said that she had an urgent need to urinate, and asked me if I could stop for her convenience. After a while, because we were walking in the express lane and there were many cars on the road, it was a bit troublesome to change lanes. I asked her to be patient and we would arrive at the service area in more than an hour.

This woman said yes at first, but unexpectedly she turned around, took off her pants and peed in the car. The smell of urine filled the confined space, causing me to quickly roll down the window glass. seam.

Since the woman was sitting in the back seat, I didn’t pay attention when she was taking off her pants, but after I smelled urine, I looked in the rear mirror and saw that she was putting on her pants...

Encounter I could only pretend that I didn't know about this kind of thing. After arriving at the service area, I immediately went to wash the car...

After finally putting this woman at the next highway intersection, I felt so stupid: Why? She had to charge her some money, but I just gave her a ride for free and made my car extremely irritating.

Helping others is a virtue, but the person being helped should not feel too at ease! I met her by chance, how could she pee directly on my car?

How dignified!

The most bizarre woman I have ever seen was a colleague of mine who worked before. All the colleagues and leaders at my workplace were abused by her.

Let’s first talk about what happened between her and the leader. Every time the leader held a meeting, she often interrupted the leader’s speech and spoke randomly. At first, the leader thought that she was a little girl, so he didn’t talk to her. Similarly, when I couldn't bear it anymore, I just criticized her a few words, and she started to have a big fight with the leader, which made the leader very embarrassed.

The leader would definitely not want to use such a subordinate. The leader informed her to go to the finance department to settle her salary. When she heard that this was the plan to fire her, the little universe exploded and pointed at the leader’s nose and cursed, She said that the leader bullied others, and when she got excited, she suddenly twitched, and she didn't know what the illness was.

There was an old lady who had experience. She quickly pinched the person and it was fine after a while. When she woke up, she made a 180-degree turn and begged the boss on her knees not to fire her and said she was getting a divorce. One person is raising a child alone, and without a job, the child will not be able to support himself.

The leader was also afraid that she would be held responsible for getting sick again. Seeing how pitiful she was, he kept her on condition that she had to be transferred to the logistics department, so that the leader would have fewer opportunities to meet her.

Let’s talk about what happened between her and our colleagues. After she was transferred to the logistics department, she always went to our sales department and chatted with us in various ways, saying that she was cheated by an old man. After that old man got her pregnant, he ran away. It was so hard for her to give birth to and raise a son by herself.

She also told us that her parents were not good to her, and her mother often beat her and scolded her. She didn’t know whether what she said was true or false. We didn’t want to listen to her story, so she asked us, Do we look down on her? We are really afraid that she will go crazy or get sick, so we can only listen to her silently telling her story of suffering.

To be honest, I suspect that she is a little mentally abnormal, otherwise she wouldn't be so weird. How could a normal woman be hated by everyone and still not care. I had no job at home after graduation, so a female classmate introduced me to a strange female foreman.

But it’s not a blind date, it’s a job, a casual job, which costs 80 yuan a day. There is a batch of wooden boards in a sugar factory near my dad's workplace. The nails on them need to be disposed of, but I don't know what to do with them.

The female contractor was a local and contracted this project. Her fellow villagers had stopped doing it before, so she found me through my classmate.

The work is quite easy. I use a hammer to pick out all the nails in a circle of about 2mX2m wooden boards, and then stack the boards into piles.

On the first day, I didn’t know her well. When we met, we just smiled, sometimes helped each other, and didn’t talk much. On the second day, we started to exchange a few words, and each talked about her family situation, and most of the topics stayed with her classmates. .

On the third day, the female foreman changed her usual conversation style from ordinary chatting to making complaints about her men.

The female foreman is very diligent and does things very smoothly. She picks nails very quickly and stacks boards very neatly. The boss after work is very satisfied, but she only complains about her husband, who is like a loaded machine gun. Once I say it, I can't stop.

She said how lazy her husband was at home. He used to be a skilled worker in a phosphate fertilizer factory, and she valued this when she got married. Even though he was more than ten years older than her, this iron rice bowl was very attractive to her. .

Unexpectedly, the phosphate fertilizer factory closed down, and my husband also changed from a worker to a temporary worker. If he had something to do, he would do it. If he had nothing to do, he would spend the whole day at home, doing nothing, and he would be so idle.

The female foreman works odd jobs here and there to supplement the family income. She has two children, her elder sister is in high school, and her younger brother is about to enter junior high school. The family needs money everywhere, and her husband’s income of several hundred yuan a month has long been possible. Starved to death.

In the end, what made her most unbalanced was that when she got married more than ten years ago, her husband was more than ten years older than her.

Looking back now, her husband has thin skin, tender flesh, and is fair and chubby, while she is so tanned that she sometimes has to bend over like a hunchbacked old lady after picking nails. It takes a few steps to straighten up, and then she will blame her husband.

In fact, these can be said to be her family scandals. As an outsider, it is difficult to comment, but she insisted on letting me comment on her.

To say whether a husband like this should be divorced, whether he should divorce her, or not, the other person must be trying to persuade her to reconcile or not to divorce, but her behavior really makes people feel pitiful, and the one-sided words directed at her are quite It's difficult to comment.

Later, when I went to her house to pay my wages, I bought a pound of meat and went to her place to rub it for a meal. The scene I saw at that time simply shattered my outlook on life.

As soon as I walked in, I saw that her husband and wife were very affectionate, especially when her husband called her "front" and "back", it almost made my chicken skin fall off all over my body.

Her husband is not as lazy as she said. He cooks all the meals and is obedient to his wife. However, the tender skin and tender meat are real, but they don’t look like it. The female foreman said he was younger than her.

Alas~! So say it! Don't get involved in other people's housework if it's nothing. Some people can't hold grudges in their hearts, and complaining to friends and acquaintances may be able to relieve the depression in their hearts. Otherwise, it's easy to get sick.

Life can make a person weird, but as long as the original intention of love is not distorted! I wish you all a happy life!

My friend’s ex-girlfriend is probably the most speechless woman I have ever met.

If you don’t chat with her, she looks like a pretty girl who loves to laugh. But after chatting in a WeChat group, I discovered that she was an experienced driver.

She was not very familiar with her at first, and there was nothing unusual about her. Later, my friend lived with her for half a month. During that time, my friend was still chasing her, so he would ask us to play together every night. Basically, we would drink tea and chat in a friend's shop.

One time my friend went out for a while, and I was left there with another friend, drinking a small glass of wine. She opened up the topic and started making dirty jokes casually. This made my friends and I confused. A girl would talk about these things to her boyfriend's friend in such a big way.

One more time, she posted a picture in the group. The content of the picture was about things between a friend and her. He also talked about his feelings. So now we are all laughing at our friends.

And she is still a very lazy person. When she is told to eat, she will not eat or eat only a little, and then about an hour later she will call her friends to go out for barbecue or grilled fish.

One time I was at a friend’s house, and another client happened to come over. My friend was in the anti-theft network, and when it was about to have dinner, she kept asking whether there were any clients there, whether she would eat so soon, or not. Almost starving.

Later they broke up. My friend said that such a woman was not suitable to be a wife. To this, several of us agreed.

A very young and beautiful girl actually married an old man in his 60s from a village. Why did she choose such a person to marry? It was so weird that her answer was because of love.

There is big news in the village. An old man in his 60s wants to marry an 18-year-old girl.

After I heard the news, I couldn’t believe my ears.

I ran over and took a look for myself. It was really like this. This 18-year-old girl is quite beautiful. She is 1.6 meters tall and has a well-proportioned figure. Looking for a good partner based on her conditions. It's really a breeze.

Sometimes I chat with him and ask him why he married an old man?

She told me personally that it was because of love. I said, stop lying, okay? There are a lot of rumors in the village now. Some people say that you are greedy for this old man's money, while others say that you are mentally unstable.

A discerning person can tell at a glance that maybe you really married him for money!

The girl cried when she heard this:

I didn’t understand why she was crying and didn’t ask any more details. But this is the 21st century, and it’s really weird for something like this to happen.

This is what happened in my village. It is really weird that a young girl chose to marry an old man in his sixties.

Thoughts:

Maybe there is a hidden secret that we don’t know, but whatever? You can't ruin your life and happiness in the hands of this old man.

The final advice I gave her was to think carefully about her future life and never make stupid mistakes.

I have a female colleague who is very weird. Once, she actually asked me to pretend to be her boyfriend and go home with her to celebrate the New Year, and she even wanted to sleep in the same room with me at night.

My colleague is very beautiful and has a very good figure. He is about 170cm tall and weighs about 120kg. In particular, her personal abilities are so strong that many men can't help but feel ashamed.

Most men have this idea: If a girl is much better than themselves in terms of appearance, ability, family background, etc., they will not dare to pursue her for fear of being yelled at.

For her, all the men in our unit are like this. They don’t have the guts and courage to pursue her, so she is still single at the age of 28.

I am just an ordinary little supervisor in our company. Although my appearance does not affect the appearance of the city, I am not any better than others. My family background is even more average, with only a small mortgaged house.

In my eyes, she is the kind of fairy that is unattainable, and I don’t have the guts to chase her. However, this does not affect my friendship with her. Because friends are different from lovers. People generally don't care too much about their friends' own conditions, but they often have high requirements for their significant other.

Until one time, she came to me mysteriously and said that her parents were urging marriage again and asked me to pretend to be her boyfriend and go home with her to celebrate the New Year. She also said that if she still went home alone, her parents would beat her to death and asked me to promise her that she could give me a certain amount of compensation.

Saving one life is better than building a seven-level pagoda. I thought about it for a while and agreed. After I told my parents the truth, I went back to her hometown with her during the Chinese New Year.

When we arrived at her house, her parents stared at me for a long time and said inexplicably, "That silly girl really didn't lie to them." I was confused for a long time. However, I didn’t think much about it because I was busy drinking with her dad.

At night, when I was about to find a hotel to stay in, she made a weird request and asked me to sleep in the same room as her. She also said that if she wants to pretend, she should pretend to be nice and not let her parents see it.

In the end, my arms couldn’t hold my thighs, so I agreed. That night, one of us was on the sofa and the other on the bed, and we were at peace with each other.

The next day was the first day of the Lunar New Year, and she actually did another weird thing, that is, in front of her parents, she called my parents as my girlfriend. pay a New Year call.

When she saw my speechless expression, she said confidently that she had to do this, otherwise her parents would be suspicious. Hearing her explanation, I was speechless.

A few days later, she weirdly said again that she would return the favor and be polite, and that she would come to my house to pay my parents New Year greetings. She also said that her parents asked her to go and she had to. Gotta put on a show.

Later, she met my parents as my girlfriend. Of course, my parents were also shocked when they saw her. Especially my dad, who secretly scolded me for telling me that I was dating someone but I hid it from her.

Later, she and I acted like a real couple and became a real young couple. Occasionally when I think about it, I still feel a little confused. I can’t figure out who is pursuing whom between me and her.

However, if you don’t understand, there is no need to think too much. All I know is that I love her very much and she loves me very much.

There is a twice-divorced woman named Xiaojie in our village. It is said that the man who wants her to marry must be divorced, and the man must have children. This is her request. Really It's a weird one.

Xiaojie is 35 years old this year. She has started two families so far, both of which ended in failure. The men who divorced her said that her brain is abnormal and her thoughts are different from normal people, but I listen to me. Mom said Xiaojie is actually very smart, but most people don’t understand her.

The reason why Xiaojie’s first husband divorced her was that after they got married, they went to a hotel to book a room. Her husband burned three small holes in the hotel’s carpet because of smoking, which clearly stated A small hole costs 200 yuan, and the hotel manager asked them to accompany them for 600 yuan. Xiaojie gave up and immediately thought of a way to use a lighter to burn the three holes into a big one, causing her husband to have sex directly with the hotel manager. After getting up, he finally paid more than 3,000 yuan including hospital expenses, and his husband divorced in anger.

The reason why Xiaojie’s second husband divorced her was that a very large supermarket opened in the town, and every time it launched new products, it said free trial, and every time Xiaojie saw After that, she just stayed there until all the trial items were destroyed before leaving. Her husband refused to listen to her advice. Instead, she confidently said every time why she couldn't eat the free trial items written in the supermarket. In the end, because she was in the supermarket The food tasting project was cancelled. Her husband was also very face-conscious and thought Xiaojie was too embarrassed, so he also divorced.

The reason why Xiaojie found a divorcee to get married and raise children was actually influenced by her sister. Her sister died in childbirth, so she was afraid of having children, and she She also likes children, so she finds divorced people who take care of children. The most important point is that she believes that men generally become more cautious and cherish the second marriage after getting divorced for the first time, and will not divorce easily. .

Since the failure of two marriages, Xiaojie seems to no longer believe in marriage. Now she puts all her energy into work. It is said that in our village, they have set up breeding factories, which can produce 100,000 yuan a year. Earning more than 100,000 yuan, even though I am alone, my life is quite comfortable.

Don’t mention it yet. I can’t figure it out when I mention it. There are more than one or two women who are weird. I’ve seen quite a few of them. They have such beautiful faces. People look like monsters, others use red beads on their lips, they use black paint on their lips, white powder on their faces, no blood at all, a face like a dead person, and their eyebrows are dyed blue , Other people's eyebrows are bent downwards, but they would rather have them bent upwards. Their green silk hair is originally very beautiful, but what should they do? Get a head full of yellow color