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Beautiful sentences

Beautiful sentences

1, a long adventure .....

2. Were you kissed by a pig when you were a child?

3. You are patriotic, dedicated and have backbone.

4, really creative, really brave to live!

5. You are so fucking postmodern.

6. You look like a car accident scene.

7. Your appearance is out of proportion.

8. Why cover your face with your ass?

9. I think there are only two kinds of people in the world who can attract people. One is beautiful, the other is you.

10, you look very relaxed! !

1 1, which needs to be rebuilt.

12, how can they call you a pig? This is outrageous! You can't judge a book by its cover! How can you say you look like a pig? That's an insult to pigs.

13, *, you are so fucking easy to recognize.

14, it looks very sci-fi and abstract!

15, I've seen ugly ones, never seen such ugly ones. It's ugly at first glance, but it's even uglier when you look closely!

16, looks innocent, looks sorry for the people and the party.

17, your growth slows down the network speed, and your growth consumes too much memory.

18, you chased me naked for two kilometers, and I'm a hooligan when I go back!

19, brother, can you lower the resolution on your face?

20. You broke the rules!

2 1, international face universal.

22. I looked at him sadly and said, "Can the operation be cured?"

23. Your appearance has broken through human imagination. ...

24. You are a fauvism! !

25, you haven't fully evolved, elephant man is really hard for you.

26. I want to see you talk, but why do you bury your face in your ass? ... oh? Sorry, I didn't know it was your face. What about your ass?

I don't want to hurt you either. Go to the zoo to see if there is a job suitable for you. Running around the street like this is easy to get hit.

28.MMD, I have never seen anything so archaeological.

29. Flying dragons and flying sands are fantastic.

Under the misty starlight, the lips are as beautiful as cherry blossoms and the skin is as delicate as porcelain. In the rocking chair, he quietly looked at the paper, as if it were a beautiful boy looking at the dead daffodils in Greek mythology.

Bright and clean white face, angular; Dark and deep eyes, glowing with charming colors; Thick eyebrows, high nose and beautiful lips all show elegance.

Black and bright vertical hair, oblique British knife-shaped eyebrows, slender and pointed black eyes, thin lips, angular outline, long and straight but not rough figure, like an eagle in the dark, cold and lonely, but aggressive, lonely and independent, emitting the power of being uncontested.

The man is about twenty-seven or eight years old with short hair. The neckline of the white shirt is slightly open, and the cuffs of the shirt are rolled into the middle of the arm, revealing the wheat-colored skin. His eyes are deep, his nose is high and his lips are sexy. Especially after matching together, it is like God's wonderful workmanship.

Teenagers sit under the blooming cherry trees, their hair is black, and the skin around their necks is as delicate as beautiful porcelain.

His skin is as beautiful as cherry blossoms in the yard, his eyes are like black agate, his black hair has a silky luster, and although his shirt is a bit shabby, it still looks like a prince on him.

His beautiful face, light blue shirt, loosely rolled wrists, simple and slightly gorgeous, and some unspeakable sexy, just like a prince who just threw away his evening dress after attending a luxurious banquet.

A man with purple hair was kneeling on the ground. That is a very beautiful man with long eyebrows and a body like Yushu. The white shirt on his upper body was slightly wet, and the thin sweat penetrated, which made his original excellent figure more exquisite. Long purple hair draped around a white neck is charming and moving. It is rare for a man to look like this.

A smiling face, even two heavy eyebrows, has soft ripples, as if smiling all the time, curved like a bright first quarter moon in the night sky. White skin sets off pale pink lips, handsome and prominent facial features, perfect face, especially the dazzling diamond earrings on his left ear, which adds a bit of unruly to his handsome and sunny appearance.

I saw that man was absolutely beautiful, with sculptural facial features and angular face. The appearance seems bohemian and informal, but the nudity inadvertently revealed in the eyes can not be underestimated. A thick black hair, but a pair of slender peach eyes under a pair of knife-shaped eyebrows, full of affection, people will fall into it if they are not careful. With a high nose and a red lip of moderate thickness, she has a dazzling smile at the moment.

Funny and handsome sentences

1) Your appearance is not accurate and the proportion is not good.

2) You look like a car accident scene.

3) Brother, can you lower the resolution on your face a little?

4) You are so fucking postmodern.

MMD, I have never seen anything with such archaeological value.

6) You are too easily recognized.

7) You are a Chinese Odyssey, handsome and free and easy.

8) You are really creative and have the courage to live!

9) If there is an afterlife, I hope I will be less handsome and more ordinary.

10) Although I am handsome, I am very low-key!

Complete works of funny and handsome sentences

1) I am a Chinese Odyssey, handsome and free and easy.

2) I have been chased, but I have never been surpassed!

3) If Shuai Neng is a meal, Ben Shuai will feed hundreds of millions of people.

4) Handsome is providence, and cool is man-made.

The weather is very good today. Today is a good day to go out and release handsome.

6) Last time a girl asked me, how many beautiful girls have you chased since you were so big? Did I tell her? A friend of mine told the girl the truth. Usually beautiful women chase him, and that girl fainted at that time.

7) Everyone loves watching flowers and driving with a flat tire.

8) If you chase me naked for two kilometers, I will call myself a rogue.

9) Your appearance is very refreshing.

10) Why cover your face with your ass!

1 1) International faces are universal.

12) You broke the rules.

13) looks very sci-fi and abstract.

14) Your growth slows down the network speed, and your growth consumes too much memory.

15) a face of innocence, a face of sorry for the people, sorry for the party.

16) Long adventure.

17) I've seen ugly ones, never seen such ugly ones. It's ugly at first glance, but it's even uglier when you look closely!

18) The furthest distance in the world is not between life and death, but when you look at the photo of this handsome guy, you don't know where this handsome guy is.

19) I am handsome, with regular facial features and a well-proportioned figure, like a star. I passed the international ISO handsome guy system certification for the first time, and there are hints; Signboard beauty deserves attention.

20) Whenever I look in the mirror, I will say, Holy shit, he is fucking handsome again.

2 1) I am young and handsome. At the age of seven, he studied literature, practiced martial arts at the age of nine, and picked up girls at the age of eight, knowing astronomy and geography above and trivial things below. Every time I go out for a walk, I often attract beautiful women to jump off a building. Handsome men are kind-hearted and helpful. In primary school, the Chinese teacher explained the meaning of handsome boy, which puzzled me. My deskmate secretly handed me a small mirror. I took a picture. Oh, I suddenly understand.

22) Without my handsomeness, what can human beings live on? A complete collection of quotations com

23) There are no shortcomings except being handsome, why! ! Tell me why! ! How can I be so good!

24) You said my appearance was fake, and so was the money I gave you. I tell you, I can tolerate that your money is fake, but I can't tolerate that you say there is something wrong with my appearance.

25) One day I shouted at the sky: I am not handsome! ! God listened, and a thunder struck. Who told you to lie?

26) I ran to Mount Everest and said loudly to the sky: I am not handsome! Suddenly, there was thunder in the sky: a flash of lightning hit me! ! God said angrily, if you lie again, I will chop you to death! ! !

27) Known as a pear flower on a begonia, people nicknamed it "Jade-faced Little Flying Dragon", which is the embodiment of handsomeness and wisdom, the combination of chivalry and benevolence, and a great man of all ages.

28) I am handsome, cool, attractive, well-proportioned, good-looking, young, rich, smart, lively and lovely, and generous. Extraordinary spirit, the top ten outstanding in the country.

I wonder why people always say I am handsome. I'm bored to death!

30) Walking on the road today, several girls said I was handsome. I laughed and denied it. They hit me with bricks and called me hypocritical!

3 1) I want to see you talk, but why do you bury your face in your ass? ... oh? Sorry, I didn't know it was your face. What about your ass?

I don't want to hurt you either. Go to the zoo to see if there is a job suitable for you. You are easy to be shot by an inspector running around the street like this.

33) It's not my fault that you are handsome. It is your own problem that you like me.

CoCo Lee chased me for three blocks. After seeing me yesterday, he immediately announced that he would quit the show business in June. ! If nothing else, it's because I'm so handsome.

35) hey. Why haven't I seen anyone more handsome than me?

36) Your appearance has broken through human imagination.

37) You are patriotic, dedicated and have a lot of backbone.

38) The long flying sand and stones are wonderful.

39) I looked at him sadly and said: Can surgery be cured?

40) A well-proportioned tree is better than Pan An, and a pear flower is better than Haitang.

A funny sentence that praises oneself for being handsome.

A funny sentence that praises oneself for being handsome: 1. A handsome man like me was found by the teacher as soon as he was absent from class. Don't always clamor for gifts. Meeting me is the best gift from God. I want to work hard, or others will say that I am nothing but good-looking. I envy my deskmate more and more, because she has a handsome, handsome, sexy, charming and selfless deskmate, spreading laughter and love. Unlike my deskmate, she is as stupid as Gua Tian. Before you come near me, you can think clearly that I have nothing but a handsome body. 6. Sometimes I cried handsomely, and sometimes I fainted. I'm tired of life. 7. Why don't I have a handsome deskmate, but my deskmate does? 8. Every time I walk alone at night, I'm so scared. It's so dark and I'm so handsome. I'm afraid others can't see me. 9. On the bus, a little girl was playing with a magic wand behind me. She pointed a gun at my back. I want to turn you into the most handsome man in the world. I smiled, turned around and heard a scream, mom, mom, I know magic! 10. Someone asked me if I really don't want to fall in love. Actually, I don't want to, either. I just dare not. I remember falling in love with a girl in junior high school and only telling her best friend. Who knows that the whole school knew about it the next day, and then more than 300 girls in our school climbed onto the roof to commit suicide. From then on, I knew I was destined to be single all my life. 1 1. There are so many couples outside, I'm afraid they'll regret having a girlfriend as soon as I show up. Praise your handsome joke: 1. There is no story, a handsome word runs through your life. 2. You said Eason Chan couldn't sing well. You can check online how many seconds he sings high notes. You said the big bang caught fire. You can see how many records a loser has broken. You said Justin Bieber was taking drugs and whoring. You went to see how much money he donated during the earthquake. You say Ka Kui Wong is dead, but you can still hear the days of our life singing for decades. You said I was handsome. I'm sorry, I really can't find any reason to refute you. I once took part in a world-wide lying contest and won the first prize because I said I was not handsome. 4. Someone kissed Joker Xue, and everyone was angry. Someone kissed G-Dragon, and everyone got angry. Someone kissed Yang Yang, and everyone was annoyed. Someone kissed me, and it is estimated that the third world war will begin. Some people said I was handsome and I smiled, but they said I was more handsome when I smiled. 6. I am often so handsome that my eyes are blurred that I dare not kiss myself. 7. Promise not to tell anyone that I am super handsome. Call me handsome, I don't mind, but don't involve my friends, it's none of their business, they are just a group of innocent fools. 9. Don't feel inferior just because you are ugly. For example, I'm not proud of being handsome. 10. I admire Madame Curie very much. She is not disturbed by her beauty, but immersed in her scientific career. Because I'm sure I can't do it, she is often carried away by her handsomeness. 1 1. I know I am handsome, but I am really a little too handsome. 1. Some people say that I am handsome, and I am very angry. I am smart, brave, witty, kind, considerate, gentle, lovely and generous. You fucking call me handsome? Being a handsome boy is painful, and you grotesque people won't understand. 3. Baidu: Is anyone more handsome than me? The result shows: Sorry, I can't find it. 4. Handsome enough to make people want it. 5. After meeting me, you will suddenly find that handsome can be so single-minded! 6. Delete this article when I am not handsome. 7. I feel that life is boring and I can't live any longer. Pick up the mirror and look at yourself. Such a handsome and beautiful face, are you willing to live up to it and spoil it? 8. I once participated in a world lying contest and won the first prize because I said: I am not handsome! 9. Every time I walk in the street, I always feel that the people behind me are saying that I am handsome. 10. The ranking of grades, you are ugly and you rank first, and I am handsome and free. 1 1. If being handsome is a mistake, I'm willing to repeat it. Sentences praising men's handsomeness

1, his dark eyes, suddenly bloodthirsty cold on the cage, like a fiend, a pair of ice eyes easily penetrated people's hearts, pierced the weakest corner of my heart and danced clothes.

His red face is shining like an apple ripe in September. His ears are white and red, his helix is distinct, and his outer ring is symmetrical, like a carved work of art.

3. Thick eyebrows are raised slightly upward in resistance. Under the long curly eyelashes, there are a pair of clear eyes like morning dew, an English nose, pink lips like rose petals and fair skin.

4. The cold and aloof eyes seem to have no focal length, the dark fundus is full of calm, the black hair is scattered in the ears, and the ear drill emits blue light. Handsome and amazing, with a cold breath around him.

Under the misty starlight, his lips are as beautiful as cherry blossoms, and his skin is as delicate as exquisite porcelain. In the rocking chair, he quietly looked at the paper, as if it were a beautiful boy looking at daffodils in Greek mythology.

6. I saw that man was absolutely beautiful, his face was as clear as a sculpture, and his angular face was extremely beautiful. The appearance seems bohemian and informal, but the nudity inadvertently revealed in the eyes can not be underestimated. A thick black hair, but a pair of slender peach eyes under a pair of knife-shaped eyebrows, full of affection, people will fall into it if they are not careful. With a high nose and a red lip of moderate thickness, she has a dazzling smile at the moment.

7. The man's three-dimensional facial features are handsome as a knife, and the whole person exudes a majestic king's spirit. At this time, the evil-evil beautiful face is hung with a dissolute and informal smile.

8. A man with purple hair knelt on the ground. That is a very beautiful man with long eyebrows and a body like Yushu. The white shirt on his upper body was slightly wet, and the thin sweat penetrated, which made his original excellent figure more exquisite. Long purple hair draped around a white neck is charming and moving. It is rare for a man to look like this.

9. His beautiful face, light blue thin shirt, loosely rolled around his wrist, is simple and slightly gorgeous, and somewhat sexy, just like a prince who just threw away his evening dress after attending a luxurious banquet.

10, his skin is as beautiful as cherry blossoms in the yard, his eyes are like black agate, and his black hair has a silky luster. Although his shirt is a bit shabby, it still looks like a prince on him.

12, bronzed complexion, chiseled facial features, deep as Greek sculpture, dark and deep ice eyes, wild and informal, evil and sexy. His three-dimensional facial features are handsome as a knife, and the whole person exudes a majestic king. At this time, the beautiful face of evil-evil is filled with a bohemian smile.

13, bright and clean white face, angular; Dark and deep eyes, glowing with charming colors; Thick eyebrows, high nose and beautiful lips all show elegance.

14, black and bright vertical hair, oblique British knife-shaped eyebrows, slender and pointed black eyes, thin and light lips, angular outline, slender and tall but not rough figure, like an eagle in the dark, cold, proud and lonely, but aggressive, lonely and independent, emitting human strength.

16, male, about twenty-seven or eight years old, with short hair, a white shirt with a slightly open neckline and shirt cuffs rolled to the middle of his arms, revealing wheat-colored skin, deep eyes, a tall nose and sexy lips. Especially after matching together, it is like God's wonderful workmanship.

17, in the afternoon sun, there was no blush, and the delicate face only showed a morbid pallor, but it always showed a noble and elegant temperament, which matched his tall and slender figure very well.

18, a bad smiling face, even two heavy eyebrows have soft ripples, as if always smiling, curved, like a bright first quarter moon in the night sky. White skin sets off pale pink lips, handsome and prominent facial features, perfect face, especially the dazzling diamond earrings on his left ear, which adds a bit of unruly to his handsome and sunny appearance.

19, the teenager sat under the blooming cherry tree, his hair was as dark as jet, and the skin on his neck was as delicate as fine porcelain.