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There are some abnormal people in the village who know everything about weddings, funerals and weddings. What happened?
I think this question can arouse many people's voices, because it is true.
When we were very young, it was strange because of one thing. There is a man in our town, a big brother named Li, who knows everything about the town. Our town governs five villages, each with a population of six or seven thousand. So it is a small town with a small population and area. Even so, our party was very ostentatious. The family held a wedding, and many other villages in the same town also came. So sometimes when there are happy events in other villages, maybe you don't necessarily know, but Brother Li will appear on time before meals.
Whether it is a wedding or a funeral, a group of people began to help kill pigs and do some chores to prepare for the next day's banquet, so this day was called "help" by our locals. After a busy day, the host family will hold a banquet in the evening. Thank you for your hospitality. If Li Dage was there on the night of the help, it would prove that there were no other families holding weddings in the nearby village. Otherwise, he was there the day he drank.
I heard that many people are saying the same thing. They went to the market or went out on business. When they saw Brother Li, they didn't know that someone else was holding a wedding ceremony until they asked. The person who got the news by chance said that he was lucky to meet him, otherwise the gift would not be enough, and it would be really embarrassing to meet others in the future. So everyone reached a * * * knowledge, as long as you see him walking on the road, you will know that he is in a hurry to go to the party. Sometimes when I see him, I suddenly wonder: which one is serving wine today?
No matter which village in the town, as long as there is a white wedding, as long as eldest brother Li is present, "wangshan money" will belong to him. If he is not here, it is certain that there are people in other villages who are doing nothing. Of course, the host family will not let her carry it for nothing, and will give him some money appropriately. Therefore, only Li, the eldest brother, was in no hurry about the white wedding, and the master gave him money back.
Li Ge is actually a smarter person than the average person. His own mother died young, and his father found a stepmother for his younger brother and sister. In fact, the stepmother is very kind to those brothers and sisters, but he doesn't listen. No matter what his stepmother teaches them to do, he thinks that her stepmother wants them to learn to help her, and her stepmother wants to take advantage of them. So he just left home when he was very young. My parents would rather wander outside than go back. That's it. I have developed a lazy character.
Although he is not deaf, stupid or disabled, he is sloppy. The hair is long over the shoulders and tied into a ball, and the clothes are shiny and hard. The kind-hearted old man will bring him one or two clothes when he sees it, or cut his hair. But he was never a grateful man. If others often help him, she will know his kindness. But if he doesn't help him once, he will hate him and regard him as an enemy. Every night, he picks up a bottle and slams it outside other people's doors, or takes a shit in front of others to show his gratitude! For this, I was beaten several times by others.
Then everyone stopped helping him and left him to fend for himself. He also wandered around the streets of the town as usual. I really can't live without money, and he occasionally helps people do odd jobs for two days. But as soon as I got the money, I went to eat and drink to find a lady. A few days later, when the money was gone, I sat in front of someone else's shop on the street, waiting for someone to give him something to eat.
Eldest brother surnamed Li, now nearly 60 years old. When he was young, his stepmother visited him many times and asked him to go home with her. But every time he said that his stepmother was looking for her as a dog for him, so he used the most vicious language to scold her. A few years ago, his stepmother died, and he was still bitter, but he didn't even go back to see his stepmother for the last time. And he himself is almost 60 now, but that home is the home he wants to go back but can never go back.
Therefore, character determines fate. A man who was afraid of losing his life since he was a child finally lost his life!
As the saying goes, people can't judge by appearances, and water can't be measured. Don't look at him, he is the first person who knows where there are weddings and funerals in Fiona Fang. Do you think he has special powers and magical skills?
No, it's his specialty. He loves a line and practices it to perfection.
There is a man in a village, male, about 60 years old. He has never read a book and can't recognize his name, but he has a pair of "ears". He was the first to know who died last night and who was seriously ill, the first to gain the "trust" of his master's family, and the first to inform the eight people who carried the big pole to get ready, because he won the "leader" who carried the big pole.
What are the benefits of being a leader? I tell you, there are many benefits: first dig a grave, seal a cave, enter a coffin, seal a coffin, nail ... and so on. The main family has to give a red envelope, hundreds more than others.
Give him a look of "foresight". In fact, it is his hard work and perseverance that flatters him:
First, he is very attentive.
Fiona Fang Qili is basically a village and an acquaintance society. As a professional who carries coffins and buries corpses, he puts all his energy into observing, understanding and negotiating "business" and knows the basic situation of every household.
Second, he has a clever plan to pay attention to "health care"
Anyone who has a serious illness or an incurable disease will be listed as a key "care" object. By remembering what others have said, get to the bottom of it and find out whether their ancestors have been glued to their relatives and friends for eight generations. If there is, he will bring some small gifts to visit in advance, which is a "stepping stone", and then he will visit regularly. With such intensive control, once he died, the master "entrusted" him with the task of carrying the coffin for burial out of respect.
This is the case with fans. He found that his grandparents belonged to his family and took care of him in the name of his cousin. The patient struggled with cancer for three or four months and finally left. He was the first person to get the news. He was in charge of the funeral.
Third, wait for him.
What should I do if I check if there are any relatives and tape? He was not discouraged,
Stupid people have stupid ways to wait for them.
Last year, an old lady in He family was critically ill, but she didn't insist on visiting relatives and friends. It is always inappropriate to visit with gifts. Fortunately, a family opened a small shop less than 20 meters away from the patient. So in those days, he didn't go anywhere, did nothing, and devoted himself to soaking in this small shop every day. Finally, it's a lot to see.
To tell the truth, it is difficult for him to have two or three competitors in a village. Otherwise, he's not that cruel.
Hard work is nothing, and it will be embarrassing if the news is biased.
Once, in a natural village at the bottom of the river, there was a critically ill patient, but he couldn't intervene, because there was also a worker in this line nearby, so he couldn't "go straight to the Longwang Temple", right? However, they will not fight internally, and only cooperation can maximize their interests. The "goods" received by A will call B for help; The "goods" received by B will also ask A for help, as long as it is not unpleasant.
This made him nervous for a while. "People in this line" sped past his door on a motorcycle, and clearly saw him at his door without even saying hello.
He concluded that the critically ill patient must have died, and he must have called for help when he went to the village. He thought, what have I done to him? Don't call me?
The more you think about it, the more wrong it is. After the man turned to leave, he quickly came up to find out. The first thing I saw was the author. He came straight to the point and said, "xx is dead, and he called someone"?
I said, "No way? "He didn't call you?
"no"
I said, if you don't, you're not dead!
That's not true. People come to ask if they want grass fried food. One of his relatives has grass seedlings for sale and will deliver them to your door!
Hi! He works too hard in this line of work.
There are two brothers in our village, and now they are both in their fifties and still single. They are born silly, and their height is less than one meter. You call them stupid, but they know the names of all the family members in the village like the palm of their hand. Some people even marry new wives and can even call them by their first names. In our village, they must be essential for anyone who has a wedding or funeral. They are even very affectionate to their relatives. Over time, many relatives in other villages in our village are familiar with it. As long as there are weddings, funerals and happy events in our village, we are sure to be there at the first time, and we are often very busy from beginning to end. Through observation, I found that they usually meet almost everyone in the village and have to take pictures and get to the bottom of it until they are satisfied. Plus, they don't have any proper jobs and wander around the village all day. There are naturally more sources of information than those of us who are busy making a living all day.
These people generally have no proper jobs, but they usually like to join in the fun, especially drinking and smoking. Weddings and funerals, free meals, free alcohol and tobacco are the best places for such people.
However, such people are not annoying people, and they are also very popular with local villagers. Because of the current rural weddings and funerals, most of the banquet guests are hundreds of tables, and many people need to help with the kitchen. Although there are also one-stop services in rural areas, most of them are too expensive and uneconomical. Simply ask someone to cook, and cook for yourself at the extra cost. We can also have dinner together to increase popularity.
So the number of people in a single kitchen will reach 60-80, even more than 100. In this way, most of the young people in each village have gone to work, and they have to go to several villages to ask 100 people to help with the kitchen. Therefore, such people just come in handy.
Therefore, we all see such people in weddings and funerals in rural areas. Moreover, such people are used to it, willing to work hard and speak in moderation, and they are still very popular. But there are not many such people. There are only one or two villages, and life is comfortable.
Therefore, there are several kinds of people in the countryside, especially those who specialize in searching other people's homes, and those who are present at weddings, funerals and weddings are welcome.
I have seen it in some rural areas, but not all rural areas. Such people are vulnerable groups. If you let him do other jobs for money, some really can't do it, and some can do it a little, but they really can't compare with others. As long as you carefully observe the society, every place and every group, whether high-level or low-level, is full of competition. If people want to live and live better, they will go to these places for weddings and funerals. Most of the host families are kind-hearted and won't talk about adding a pair of chopsticks. There used to be people who helped to burn fire and cut wood, especially white things. Some people don't want to do it, but they let these people do it. These people are not afraid of dirt and ghosts, and later gave them some money. In short, what to do, if there is such a thing, someone will take the initiative to inform.
There are also such problems. Abnormal people don't have to do anything all the time. They are everywhere, so such people are full of signals like signal towers, where they know everything.
I have to say that the subject's observation of life is meticulous, which is true. My second aunt has a brother-in-law, that's all. I'm sure I can see him at the red and white wedding banquet around the village. After so many years, both the host of the banquet and the guests who eat it have become accustomed to his existence. You usually look like a fool, how can you be so clear about the weddings and funerals in the village?
First, I have nothing else to do all day, just thinking about red and white things and indulging in my mouth. As we all know, such people loaf around all day, because they are in good condition now, and they don't worry about food and clothing. They eat, drink and get enough sleep, and the rest of the time just wander around. Walking around every day, I know exactly which restaurant is going to hold a banquet, and I may start planning to eat wine and meat a few days in advance.
Second, some villagers let them tell the truth in order to be lively. Sometimes they can really add a lot of fun to a party. So some villagers often tell them loudly when they meet them before going to the banquet. Anyway, I'm not the only one. Watching the fun is not too big, just for fun.
Third, the host's invitation is very common in western Fujian. Although the family conditions of these people are generally poor, the host family invited them to dinner not for the gift money, but out of courtesy. After all, they are also members of the village. Needless to say, people from the same clan in the village must be invited to hold a banquet. Sometimes because of their qualifications, they are even invited to sit in their seats.
One more thing, especially when doing white things, they are needed as helpers. In our rural areas in western Fujian, before the funeral, we should clean the area around Lingqian in advance and take out the garbage. Many people don't want to do this kind of thing, and they often arrange it for them, and they are willing to help.
Although it looks shabby, it is kind in nature. If you have such people around you, please be kind to them. I met one. At that time, when I was carving a reclining Buddha at Xishan Temple in Xunqiao, a bookworm knew when the Buddhist ceremony was going to be held in the temple and came to the temple to eat for free. In this respect, smarter than normal people! We were surprised, too! ! !
We call such people (village guards) or (village guards).
Such people are different from what we think and have more courage. Few people can guess the idea, and few people in this village hate him. Although he is lazy because he doesn't work, he won't do anything unnatural. He is in the village every day and doesn't go far. No matter how big or small you are, he is the first person to arrive at the battlefield, so we call him a village official.
There are many villages where such people were born, and there will be no second one. Scientists cannot explain it. They say he is crazy, but he is not. They say he is lazy. Give you some money and dig a septic tank for you. If anyone in the village is bullied by other villages, he is definitely Lu Ban, the first to go to the battlefield. I'm not afraid of anything. So we call him the village guardian, who exists like a god.
Such a person usually walks around when he has nothing to do, and his interpersonal relationship is the best in the village. Because his daily job is to walk around, it is very strange that his relationship can be good. No matter where you do anything, you will remember it. If someone does something, such a person is also the first to reach the battlefield. If he has nothing to do, help him, and the host will give him a place to eat, even if he is squatting in the corner! Bowl is definitely big fish and big meat!
According to my local reality, these people are really abnormal people, such as idle, incompetent and faceless people. Weddings and funerals are auspicious. All the guests come for food and drinks. These people just drink, so he is particularly concerned about this kind of thing. Another example is that a person is idle, but he is not stupid, taking advantage, or even taking advantage. If the dead die, you can buy a knife and paper to burn. If he meets something secretly buried in the soil, he will take a cigarette and a hundred dollars to keep him quiet. He can also come to congratulate you on your wedding and birthday and ask for money. Of course he cares. Another example is a small number of patients with mental disorders, who can't do business all day and can't be idle. They are running around, catching up with the excitement, and weddings and funerals are naturally the objects of their concern. Of course, these people are very few, some villages have one or two, and some villages do not.
There is also a local businessman who is engaged in weddings, funerals and happy events, such as being a band, selling sacrificial offerings and hosting family banquets. And will also investigate and pay attention to these things.
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