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Naughty good night. Tell me.

Naughty good night. Tell me.

Naughty good night. Let's talk about it In life, I believe everyone has said good night to their loved ones and good friends around them! And there are many sayings about good night, which can be warm or naughty. So everyone knows naughty good night. How to write? Let's have a look!

Naughty good night, talk about 1 1 Please don't call me an otaku, please tell me to close the house; Please don't call me a house girl, please call me Madame Curie.

Everything has its vanquisher, and money can conquer everything.

Some people call me shameless, that's nonsense. My face is too beautiful to give up.

Don't be depressed when you encounter unlucky things in your life. Cheer up. You have to believe that worse things are yet to come.

5. What if I don't want to wash clothes? Just marry a daughter-in-law and she will wash your clothes if she is virtuous; If your daughter-in-law is tough, you should learn to wash clothes.

6. How lovely the world would be if my test scores could go up like house prices.

7. As soon as I reviewed, I found that other people's heads were full of printers, tape recorders and digital cameras, and mine was a soymilk machine.

8. Beautiful people are easy to forgive even if they make mistakes; Ugly people can't be forgiven by others because of their looks, let alone make mistakes.

9. If I have one day left in my life, I will definitely go back to class and listen to lectures, because I will feel that it is like a year in class.

10, tattoos used to be very popular, and a buddy had a map of the world tattooed on his back. One day, my back hurt so much that I went to the hospital. The doctor asked: Where does it hurt? He came weakly: near Iraq.

1 1, it is not unacceptable for you to show your love in a circle of friends, but please don't let me go to Ctrip in the middle of the night to help you cut the hotel? Sprinkle dog food in different periods! You think this is human nature?

12. When I was shopping, the security guard at the door called me, "Wait a minute, what's in your bulging clothes?" I lifted my coat angrily and shouted, "it's meat, it's meat!" My own. "

13, I'm confused and dark these days. If you survive, there will be a dark day waiting for you.

14. When I was a child, I envied that adults could fall in love aboveboard. When I grow up, I can fall in love, but I just want to get rich.

15, the worst thing is her wedding candy, the sourest thing is to drink her wedding banquet, the hottest thing is to take her wedding invitation, and the happiest thing is that my son looks like me!

16. If there is an afterlife, let's be mice. Silly love, dull life, clumsy snuggling. When the snow closes the mountain, you will nest in the haystack and bite your ear tightly. Good Night!

17, in life, many feelings are like this. There is no reason, no reason, love is love, like is like, no result, no result, willingness, no regrets. Good Night!

18, someone is lucky to help you and learn to be happy and grateful; No one to help you is fate, learn to face and bear it calmly. No one should do anything for you, because life is your own and you are responsible for yourself. Good Night!

19, look at the spring and autumn of the world, the year is cold, who gave it to whom forever, who promised it to whom for a thousand years, who added sadness to whom, let go, and then look at the clouds. It is the violet before the Buddha, why should it be reversed in this world? Good Night!

20. How wonderful it is to miss someone, even if there are only memories left, until one day you and I get old and the memories shine with white hair. At least I know clearly that forgetting is sleeping, and remembering is smiling! Good Night!

2 1, life is like a river, the left bank is an unforgettable memory, the right bank is a beautiful time worth grasping, and there is a touch of sadness in the middle. Life is like a parabola, and every turn has mixed thoughts. Good Night!

22. I missed too much, not because my fingers were too wide, but just looking back like water. It's an overlap of nostalgia. There aren't many stories, but suddenly it's trivial. I was waiting for you, not because you were too slow, but because I suddenly found myself half drunk and half awake. Good Night!

23. Thanks to the wind, I sent greetings to the end of the world and made a final farewell at the corner of the season. There is no need to know who will receive, pick up and throw in the wind in a clear and peaceful framework. Reading has become Zen, and the green radish is still flourishing when it is wet. Good Night!

24. If you are on the other side, there is moonlight three thousands of feet apart. How can I hold your cold fingertips? I don't remember when we met. Since then, romance has faded, and those who pursue fate are still trapped in their own mistakes. And our story has just begun. Good Night!

25. Once in a lifetime, talking long is also a rumor, and talking short is also perfunctory. In this long and short time, what is needed is a reflection and a silence. Since all demands have to return, it is better to be a bystander. What should come and what should go. Good Night!

26. No matter whether anyone appreciates me or not, no matter what others think of me, I will find a beautiful life with the attitude of flowers and have a wonderful life in my twilight years. Be brave to be the most beautiful grass in the world, embrace life with a warm heart and always be full of hope for life. Good Night!

I met a cat diving, but I didn't meet you. I met a dog crawling, but I didn't meet you. I met snow in summer, but I didn't meet you. I met a typhoon in winter, but I didn't meet you. I've seen everything extraordinary, but I've never seen you ordinary. Good Night!

28, some people, caught is caught, missed is missed, can only say that love is deep. There are too many forks in the journey of life, and turning around may be a lifetime. We met at the last intersection, and the next intersection may be a stranger. Good Night!

29. We are often forced by the world. We tried to let go, but we were tied by a rope. We want to stop, only to find that we have gone too far to turn back. After all, you are mortal, and your desire is like cutting off the running water. You have made yourself riddled with holes, but the running water is still clear and clear. Good Night!

30. Life is like an ocean, with many mysteries to explore. Life is like an angry bird. There are always a few pigs laughing when they fail. Life is like a coffee table, full of cups. If you put a toothbrush on it, it will become a washing utensil, so don't stare at the cup, look for your toothbrush! Good Night!

3 1, road, when you can't walk, choose to turn; Heart, when unhappy, choose to bow; Love, when drifting away, choose at will. Some things, after a while, are over. Some people, with a hard blow, forget. It's a little bitter. It melts with a smile. If you have the heart, you will be strong when you are injured. Life is bumpy and easy to follow. Good Night!

32. Some people say that love is a responsibility; Now I understand that the original responsibility is a lifetime. Now think about why so many feelings that become dull after passion can persist step by step to the end. In addition to habits and deep love, there should be two people who help each other, understand, tolerate and never give up ... good night!

33. Sometimes, you have to show your bad side to find out who can accept the worst of yourself. A true friend will accept your past, support your present and inspire your future. Girls grow up because they fall in love with someone, while boys grow up because they lose someone. The supreme happiness of life is the conviction that we are loved. Good Night!

I thought I could turn into a sunny cloud in one breath, but I didn't expect it to condense into raindrops in the corner of my eyes. In this cold winter night, love is like a luxury, which makes the lovers happier and makes the lonely unbearable. Don't forget what you once had. Cherish what you can't get. Don't give up what is yours. What has been lost is left as a memory. Good Night!

35. You must have at least two impulses in your life, one for desperate love and the other for traveling. If we let time go forward, or we can predict it in advance, will we know how to cherish those who are worth cherishing, those we love? Happiness needs to be cherished by ourselves. Life is like a drop in the ocean. If we do it and cherish it, we are people who know happiness. Good Night!

36. When you are in a bad mood, always ask yourself, what do you think? What don't you like? If you feel unhappy, just look out the window, where there are infinite scenery, look at the vast sky, and learn that the sky is not closed. The world is very complicated, but it is only the complexity of people's hearts; The world is ugly, but it is just sinister; The world is dark, but it's just a sly heart. Good Night!

37. There is no standard for happiness, and everyone has a different understanding of happiness. Happiness is like a commodity in the market. True happiness makes people forget, while false happiness makes people regret and suffer. People who eat gold pots and silver spoons are unhappy; Those who wear coarse clothes and shoes and have no thoughts about tea and rice have never seen misfortune. A flower in this world, a drop of water, can be a source of happiness. Good Night!

38. Maybe you have no appearance, but you are very talented; Maybe you have no talent, but you are gentle; Maybe you are not gentle, but you ... maybe you have nothing, but maybe, Ta loves your ordinary. Time will tell you all the truth. Some things, you have to wait until you gradually wake up to understand that it is a mistake; Some things are not important until you really put them down. Good Night!

39. The most exhausting thing is often not the distance of the road, but the depression in your heart; The most decadent thing is often not the bumpy future, but the loss of self-confidence; The most painful thing is often not the misfortune of life, but the disillusionment of one's own hopes; The most desperate thing is often not the blow of setbacks, but the death of one's own heart; Look down on everything, relax, and everything will get better gradually. Good Night!

40. Today is short, but today is very important. A beautiful today can not only turn yesterday's glory into tomorrow's glory, but also turn yesterday's failure into tomorrow's success. So, today, don't always miss, always sigh, always complain … we should regard every day as the beginning of life! Only from scratch, down-to-earth, wholeheartedly lean today, will usher in a brilliant tomorrow. Good Night!

Naughty good night. Tell me about 2 1. When you are in trouble, never giving up is a timely help. When you are stable, never giving up is a pity. When you are proud, never giving up is the icing on the cake. Good Night!

How far a person can go in this life is not determined by his legs, but by his heart. Good Night!

I think the so-called loneliness is the person you face. His emotions are not on the same frequency as your own. Good Night!

4. Too many people overestimate what they lack but underestimate what they have. Good Night!

5. In fact, the most regrettable thing is that I have never felt the feeling of being firmly chosen. He just needs it, and you happen to be there. Good Night!

6, don't live too tired, don't be too busy; Don't be too expensive if you want to eat, and don't waste if you want to wear it; If you are upset, find a friend to get together. If you fall asleep, go to bed. Peace of mind is always the most beautiful, and every day is happy. Good Night!

As a matter of fact, my life hasn't changed since you left me. One less person listens to my complaints, and one less person makes me presumptuous. The most serious thing is that one less person makes me happy. Good Night!

8, great sorrow, and then come over, it is better than bargaining with those little sorrows. Good Night!

9. I asked Buddha Zu: What should I do if I meet someone I can love, but I'm afraid I can't grasp it? Buddha said: how much love do you have left in the world, how to meet the myriad changes in the world, and how to be happy with your lover, don't ask whether it is robbery or fate. Good Night!

10 Don't expect anyone to wait for you for four or five years except in movies. If you don't contact, your feelings will fade. Good Night!

1 1. The only inevitable failure and the greatest sorrow in life is never taking risks. Good Night!

12, how many times, because you can't get it, pretend you don't want it. Good Night!

13, knowing is not enough, we must practice; Simple hope is not enough, we must act. Good Night!

14, tears, their own flow; If you have pain, you have to bear it yourself. No one understands, no one works hard; Nobody helped, so I tried my best. Good Night!

15, trust does not mean that there is no misunderstanding, but always give the other party a chance to explain the misunderstanding clearly. Good Night!

16, I am not an angel, but I have heaven; I have no wings, but I look down at the sun; I don't have clover, but I have hope. Because I have you, my friend. Good Night!

17, looking for a wife must be healthy and ordinary, can fry tomatoes and eggs, can operate a washing machine, and has a small beauty mole between the eyebrows. She blushes when she meets strangers and knows how much a bottle of soy sauce costs. When I carry rice home, she will help me wipe my sweat. Good Night!

18, don't break your heart for the wrong person. Good Night!

19, a person who often remembers, how far he can go. Good Night!

20. In fact, there is no high cold at all. A person who is silent in front of you may become talkative in front of another person. Most people can easily switch between being cold and teasing at any time. The difference is who you are dealing with. Good Night!

2 1, when you lose what you have, give up bravely. Good Night!

22, sometimes tossing, just to prove their importance. Good Night!

23. If the heart is small, the little things will be big; If the heart is big, the big things will be small; Look down on the vicissitudes of the world and feel safe inside. Good Night!

24. I never missed you for a second, but I lost you a thousand times in my heart. Good Night!

25. Raise all the dust where you walk, and then scatter ruts and traces without looking back. You don't have to worry too much about the golden year. Drink the wine in front of you and forget the person behind you. Good Night!

26. If life is a glass of water, then pain is the dust in it. We can choose to calm our hearts and slowly precipitate those pains. If we keep stirring, pain will fill our lives. Good Night!

27. One of the greatest braveness in life is to maintain trust and love after being cheated and hurt. Good Night!

28. If a person feels saturated, he is in trouble. Good Night!

29. How good are the people who deserve your unswerving dedication? In fact, he is nothing, even nothing. But what does it matter? As long as I love him, he is the best. Good Night!

30. In this world, no one can hurt you unless you agree. Good Night!

3 1, don't always sigh in the past, it will never come back; Improve the present wisely. We should devote ourselves to the confusing future with the firm will of not worrying or fearing. Good Night!

32. Rough roads give people a warm side; Life is a storm, give yourself a smile. No big deal. In front of time, it's all small things. Life is just a one-way street. Don't let your fate be full of regrets. Good Night!

In this ordinary world, what we need most is not necessarily a hero, but a true and honest person who can be unfaithful to the world but has no conscience. Good Night!

34. Education and culture are two different things. Some people are very educated, but they are very uneducated. Some people don't have high academic qualifications and knowledge, but they are still very educated and measured. Education is an innate quality and accumulated bit by bit. Good Night!

35, alienation is not necessarily annoying, maybe it is too fond of it. Good Night!

Don't lose heart, who knows what surprises will come tomorrow. Good Night!

37. The meaning of a holiday lies in a morning that you can't afford, a night that you can't sleep, and a day that you can't go out. Good Night!

Next time I see you, I will hug you in the name of long time no see. Good Night!

39. A life with faith, whether successful or not, will at least not be confused. Good Night!

40. Don't think that people who leave suddenly want to leave. Look back at how much cold water you poured. Good Night!