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What new flags have you set on Weight Loss Day?
When I saw your title, I gently put down the potato chips, sweet potatoes, Coke, fried chicken... Then he confessed for three minutes.
Okay, let’s not talk nonsense. The consequence of not being able to keep your mouth shut is that you have to set up a weight loss flag again. It doesn’t matter whether it can be implemented, but your attitude must be corrected first (no).
5.11, homophonic to "I want a waist", what a heavy topic... raise the flag, friends!
Become a thin and blessed person from today on, refuse snacks, become as thin as lightning, and blind everyone's eyes
na me, please hold high the passion of "one person loses weight and the whole family suffers" Slogan, let’s start our weight loss journey, hahaha (sorry, I’m so hungry)
Starting from tonight’s dinner, I want to be half full. I’m not blind and I’m not starving myself either. , I want to lose weight scientifically, I will eat these, no one can persuade me, and whoever advises me will be impatient.
Ask family members to take the initiative to hide the snacks, otherwise you will be responsible for the consequences!
Please remember that the key to a person's ability to lose weight is to pay attention to his mouth and thoughts. As long as he has this spirit, he is a noble person, a pure person, a moral person, and a detached person. A person with bad taste, a person who really loses weight. (There should be applause here!)
From now on, my husband should not hang out in front of me easily. A person who loses weight will not be attracted by various temptations. The man holding the spicy hotpot please be aware of it. Avoid, you are not welcome in this house.
How to say "lose weight" in English? lose weight
The most common usage is "lose weight", to lose weight. Some friends may think this is a kind of Chinglish, no no no, this is how it is used in English~ So please feel free to Use it~
Why are you talking about this? Remember, you will take the test later. Let's bet on a bowl of beef noodles, whoever loses will eat it.
How can we skip exercise during weight loss?
The moment I said this, I looked at the dusty treadmill at home, and my husband laughed at me. "Daughter-in-law, it's time to wipe off the dust again. The last time you wiped it off was 3 years ago. Just wipe off my dumbbell. It hasn't been used in two years and I don't even dare to touch it."
"Do your own thing. You are too old to be independent." As I said this, I glanced at the greasy uncle in front of me, and a cold light shone in my contemptuous eyes. "You are so fat!"
Although my slogan is loud, I have to say that losing weight is really difficult. I feel that I have been fighting against weight loss all my life. But when I think about Teacher Pan Yueming’s failure to lose weight, why can I succeed? How am I special to those 600 million obese people? I don’t want to be a traitor.
Well, losing weight is hard. Now I'm hungry. I want to eat instant noodles and drink all the soup without leaving a drop of food for the enemy.
My impulse to lose weight was defeated by my bowl of braised beef noodles, the most evil snack.
Okay, the next wave of flags will be tomorrow. I will take a beauty sleep first and eat breakfast obediently. Only when I am full can I lose weight.
New flag: Don’t buy new clothes until you lose weight! Don’t do your hair again until you lose weight! Just keep being a filthy fat guy wearing outdated clothes!
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