Humorous and funny circle of friends (selected 94 sentences)

1. Do you have time on Tanabata? I want to give you a girlfriend.

When life throws a hammer at you, as long as it doesn't kill you, you have a chance to throw it back.

3. Which woman is kind-hearted and willing to be a brother and bride?

4. Long-term boyfriend, not long-term boyfriend.

The reason why I smoke is simple: My grandfather smokes, and so does my father, so it's my turn not to break the fragrance.

6, believe in fate, the gender and age of the account are not limited.

7. This kind of thing, taking a nap, really sleeps soundly on the school table.

8. Hold your hand. If the child doesn't leave, he will stun the child and continue to drag it.

9. Don't take other people's maps, find your own way.

10, the school signed in for five days in a row and gave you a homework spree.

1 1, I hope you like food as much as I do, and occasionally you like to glow in the kitchen.

12, when you are young, don't despair because you have no money, because you know, there are still many days without money.

13, I came into this world and didn't intend to go back alive!

14, once a little boy, is now big and round.

15, single, want a sister paper or a handsome guy. If you are interested, please contact me.

16, summer is coming, quilts are not used for covering, but for hugging.

17, you participated, will you be my boyfriend?

18, another Spring Festival is coming. I suddenly want to go home, so I might as well have someone to accompany me.

19. Now I don't even want to set the password of the bank card. It's tiring to think about protecting two-digit deposits with six figures.

20. I don't know much about music, so sometimes it's unreliable and sometimes it's out of tune.

2 1, when sisters are in tune, they must be praised for their good looks. This is the rule!

22. I have two hobbies, static and dynamic. Quietly sleeping, moving over.

23, the so-called holiday is scolded at home, go out without money, and live a special day.

24. How to transfer the money in my mind to the bank card online? Urgent!

25. Life is like a news broadcast. You can't escape by changing the channel.

26. What city people are pretending? Now the earth is called a village.

27. Find someone who loves me and bid farewell to being single.

28, the acquisition of a boyfriend, all parts are complete, no obvious damage. Shapes can be taken. The internal chip is not damaged and is still within the warranty period.

29. Don't think that breaking up with you and going to your space is nostalgia. I'll take a look at the toilet after taking a shit!

30. porridge in the morning is better than wine in the middle of the night.

3 1. The typical sign of being single is that the one-month traffic package is long gone, and more than half of the call package is left.

32. Everyone else is looking for someone, but you are still waiting for your ex.

33. I hate books less and my legs shorter.

As long as you are thin, everything is omnipotent. If you are fat, everything is useless.

In my Me Before You, I am not a judge by appearances.

36. Work is endless, sleep is insufficient, wallet is not fat, and mink can't afford it. I earned 200 million in my half life, one with amnesia and the other with memory.

37. Young man, it's nothing if you have no money now. There will be many days when you have no money in the future!

38. White shirts are prone to yellowing, and ordinary laundry detergent is difficult to wash off. Many people have a headache about it. Take some headache medicine when washing.

39. If you live a happy and stable life, who wants to be displaced?

40. Are you happy? As soon as I opened my circle of friends, I saw my cute and charming little cute?

4 1, if you are looking for someone, don't look for her. If you look for her, you will have blood mildew.

42. Running a red light generally has two consequences, either one minute faster than others or a lifetime faster than others.

43. There was no holiday on Qingming that year. I bought some paper money from my classmates and burned it in front of the teacher's office at 5 o'clock in the morning.

44. There must be one to make a fortune and make friends.

45, sometimes I hate myself, I can't talk, I'm too kind, I have no brains, and I'm so cute.

46. I have a father and a mother, no car and no house, a wide range of interests and a kind heart. Now that I'm getting married, people who like me will find my parents.

47. Is it an object? Let's play together. I'll hit you if you cry, I'll hit you if you cry to death, I'll make you happy if you cry to death, and I'll play with you if you are happy.

48. The weather is very cold. Do you want something spicy?

49. I have been single for a long time, and suddenly I found that I saw a sow recently and felt very beautiful.

50. Only fools want to fall in love. I really want to be a fool

5 1, I don't know where I got my confidence. Doing nothing all day, but I always feel that I will make a lot of money, and this feeling is stronger every time.

52. Play with interesting people when you are young.

53, the most rogue in winter, always like to freeze my hands and feet.

54. Since I deleted you, the internet speed has been much faster.

55. I just deleted all the handsome guys in my circle of friends. Those who can see this, don't ask me why.

Modesty makes people progress, progress makes people proud, and pride makes people lag behind.

57. Every time someone asks for directions, I blindly point. The first reason is that I don't know the way at all. The second reason is to teach the world a lesson: don't trust good-looking people casually.

58. Find someone attractive, rich, able to take over, who loves cooking, washing dishes, loving me and saying goodbye to being single.

59. I want to go to the universe. I'll come back and pick the stars for you.

60. Nothing is more exhausting than seeing thoroughly but not letting go.

6 1, I am also a beautiful flower, "Big Beauty", contact information: 12345678.

62. The most familiar stranger in my life, well, this is me after P picture.

63. If you like a boy, study hard, find a good job, earn a lot of money, and pay more when he gets married.

64. Yue Lao, next time you help me pull the red line, can you change it to a cable? On and off.

65. I feel like a foreigner when I see my Chinese homework. When I saw my English homework, I felt that I was from China again. I didn't know I was an alien until I saw my math homework.

66. It's not easy to have a holiday in Tomb-Sweeping Day these days, so let's stick to the light of our ancestors.

67. Stand in a corner of the world and watch the sunrise and sunset alone.

68. Tell you not to push me. If you push me, I will play dead for you!

69. I think there must be many people who secretly love me, because for so many years, no one has confessed to me.

70, little brother, I want an object and a person to be my object.

7 1, looking for a gay female companion, * * * to start a career in the Spring and Autumn Period.

72. I hope you come back to me, give me back the old swallow, give me back the perfect jade, and give me back the century. In short, everything about you belongs to me.

Summer is too hot, I want to find someone to have a cold war.

74. Dear, I just want to say to you: I love you, and the happiest thing in this life is the time with you.

75. I was deliberately deceived by your prank because I wanted to see your smile.

76. Orange juice contains 3% oranges, and the photo is 3% like mine.

77. I always do things as sure as a gun. All I need is a kiss.

78. Don't say that you are nothing. You are a good mobile phone player at night.

79. Remember, dear, the good-looking one is called coquetry, and the ugly one is called wild!

80. Mao and Wu Mao are the happiest, because they make up one piece.

8 1, it is often said that some people turn their faces faster than turning pages, but in fact it doesn't make you feel terrible. The terrible thing is that he still looks back.

82. It is not economical to turn off the lights for one hour on the earth. How many people can you create by turning off the lights for an hour?

83. When you smile, I collapse and my heart is pounding.

84. Is spring slow enough and romantic enough?

85. Work is so interesting! Especially watching others work.

86. If you want someone, come to me and marry someone else.

87. I really don't understand that a person who can only turn what he eats into Baba is qualified to say that he can turn what he eats into meat.

88. If you want to fall in love, please advise.

89. If my life were a movie, you would be a pop-up advertisement.

After 90, she is really cute and needs to find a reason to be her boyfriend.

9 1, life is too hard, but I'm so cute.

92. What a brain. I hope you do.

93. It doesn't matter if no one gives you a gift. You can come to me. As long as you ask, I will say no. ..

94. People fart when they are idle, and tremble when they are melodramatic.