Complete works of funny stories in space

You say you are my friend, but I know that animals are indeed friends of human beings. I have arranged some pictures about space, I hope you like them!

1, just because I took one more look at you in the crowd, my eyes still hurt.

The subway said it was forbidden to carry inflammable and explosive articles, so I got off silently. Because I'm cute.

3. What is modesty? Packing; What is courage? Two.

It is said that the bigger the hard disk, the fewer friends there are in real life.

5, all the long-term places in this world are not tired because of the heart.

6. Everyone who shakes his legs has a sewing machine in his heart.

7. You are a real beauty. In other words, you are beautiful only in the tunnel, because there are no lights in the tunnel.

8. Growing old together is more than just dyeing a hair and knocking out a few teeth.

9. My biggest weakness is lack of money.

10, men don't like labyrinth marriage, but prefer harem marriage.

1 1, good night means: let me play alone for a while, when I am asleep!

12, I always feel that others are full after eating a few bites, and I can eat more when I am full.

13, ooxx, ooxx and ooxx, it goes without saying!

14, gradually found that the older the more silent.

15, I dare not bet on love, I can't afford to lose.

16, now find Prince Charming, you are out, now find Prince BMW. 17, coping with fatigue: sleeping. Coping with fear: sleeping. Deal with a cold; Go to sleep. Deal with lovelorn; Still sleeping.

18, I winked at you, and you insisted that it was a discharge.

19, you can't treat yourself badly or take advantage of others.

20. You were a book in your last life. The more I watch it, the more I want to sleep.

2 1. Don't tell me that we are not suitable when we break up. I'm a fucking Martian, not suitable for the earth.

22. If people are unlucky, no matter where they sit when eating hot pot, smoke will float to your face.

23. You show your waist in the south and I wear mink in the north.

If you don't marry me again this year, I'm afraid of getting married next year.

25. The flowers at home are not good every month, and the wild flowers won't last long.

26. You can't laugh at your mobile phone at home, and your parents will think you are in love.

27. The way I usually exercise: online wrangling.

28. Adults must bear it alone and cannot show it.

29. I have never been cheated, because no one has ever cheated me.

30. Do two things every day: don't want to sleep at night and don't want to think in the morning. 3 1, spring, autumn, summer nap, hibernation, body and soul must have one in bed.

I'm in a bad mood today. I only have four sentences to say, including this one and the first two. I quit.

33, who is worse than who, sooner or later to god.

34. Fifty cents and fifty cents are the happiest, because they make up a piece.

35. After which noble family, your father is Marshal Tian Peng!

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