Talk about funny humor on New Year's Eve.

1, I don't spend the New Year alone, half alone? During the Spring Festival, my eyes are nearsighted, so I can't see the money when I open my wallet. 3. It is the most basic Spring Festival etiquette to visit relatives in the New Year without asking for rank or salary, and friends know it well. I don't care about the people who accompany me for the New Year, but the people who are still there after many years. I am most afraid of seeing a child smiling at you with his ears covered, and you still don't know where the gun is. 6. Happy New Year. Tell me in advance if you want a red envelope for the Chinese New Year, so that I can delete you and it won't affect my Chinese New Year. 7. The Chinese New Year is coming, so let's all bask in our own objects, in case there is the same model. 8. Someone asked me if I was still alone on New Year's Eve. Half a person. I'm afraid I'll scare you. In the past year, all the painful things were forgotten. A happy life will accompany you in the new year. 10. He accompanied me for the Spring Festival last year. As a result, I was left alone this year. I feel very bad. 1 1. If you see me pale in the New Year, don't think too much, that is, you forgot to give me a red envelope. 12, surnamed Liu, lend me some money for the Spring Festival. 13, do you want to consider staying with me? I will give you all the lucky money. 14, every new year, there are always one or two elders who like to bring out your unforgettable past to make everyone happy. 15, I am in a good mood during the Spring Festival, and I have no worries every day. 16, Happy New Year to you if you stay up late on New Year's Eve. 17, may the world continue to be lively, and may I still be me. 18, don't send me any holiday wishes for the New Year. Red envelopes can make me feel your sincerity. 19, the ones with long legs like ours are called New Year's Eve, and the ones with short legs can only be called New Year's Eve. 20. You can cross the New Year's Eve. I won't cross it. I have long legs like mine. I'm afraid it will cross to 2037. 2 1, before the Spring Festival, what is lacking is the new year's goods, and what is not lacking is the taste of the year. It's the Spring Festival now, and there are plenty of new year's goods, but there is no flavor of the year! 22. The lucky money you receive now is the debt you will pay in the future. 23. I want to give you a super cute New Year gift, but the courier won't let me into the box. 24. The Spring Festival is coming soon. The little cute people who want red envelopes during the Spring Festival remember to say me in a private letter, asking me to delete you, so as not to affect my Spring Festival. 25. The New Year is coming. Are you still waiting for someone? Don't wait to start over. 26. A new year, new wishes, new hopes and a new life. I wish you a happy new year and a good new life! 27. Remember to send me a red envelope if you can still get lucky money during the New Year. You must remember that I am not a child, and I can protect you in the future.