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What are the ironic sentences?

1, hooligans bully old people in rural areas, foreigners beat China people, and the director of education rushes to primary school students, all of which are heroes who are good at defeating the enemy. -Lu Xun's "Chong"

Several "kind-hearted" bosses went to the vegetable market to pick some leaves and sprinkle them with salt. This is their rare delicacy. -Xia Yan's "bonded labourers"

What they did to the Parthenon in the past is what they are doing to the Yuanmingyuan, but the difference is that they did it more thoroughly and beautifully, so that nothing was left. -Hugo's letter to Captain Butler about the expedition of British and French troops to China.

There are also several "masters" holding several ancient paintings and new paintings, which are hung all the way in European countries, called "promoting the national light". -Lu Xun's "takenism"

Shortly after the trial, the secret policeman Fri· Delich accidentally "touched" me, and I was sent back in a coma. -Fu Qike's Report under the Gallows

6. Stereotyped Party writing is a kind of foreign stereotyped Party writing, which Lu Xun has long opposed. Why is it also called stereotyped Party writing? This is because in addition to foreign flavor, there is a little rustic. It is also a kind of creation! Who says our people didn't create at all? This is one! -Mao Zedong's "Opposing stereotyped Party writing"

7. Li Yuhe: Yes, listening to music and drinking some wine is really a fairy-like life. Mr. Hatoyama, I wish you a long life every day. -Peking Opera "The Red Lantern"

8. In short, living people have replaced antiques, which I dare say is a little progress. -Lu Xun's "takenism"

9. I just want to advocate that in addition to "sending", we should be more stingy and "receiving". -Lu Xun's "takenism"

10, but none of us said according to the ceremony of "reciprocity": bring it! -Lu Xun's "takenism"

1 1, great achievements! The harvest is huge! Two winners, one full of pockets, visible, and the other full of boxes. They returned to Europe arm in arm with a smile. -Hugo's letter to Captain Butler about the expedition of British and French troops to China.

12, we Europeans are civilized people, and China people are barbarians in our eyes. This is how civilized people treat barbarians. -Hugo's letter to Captain Butler about the expedition of British and French troops to China.

13, dear Mr butler, that's all my compliments on the expedition to China. -Hugo's letter to Captain Butler about the expedition of British and French troops to China.

14. On the other hand, he is rarely found in hotels and dirty places. -Boccaccio's decameron

15, this person is really amazing. No matter whether he is always ill, he can't be helped. He will stand before the throne of God in a short time, regardless of death, but he still plays his cunning tricks, and death will not change! -Boccaccio's decameron

Irony is irony, or irony. Rhetorical method of expressing meaning with words or sentences whose actual meaning is opposite to the literal meaning is generally used to criticize and expose bad people and things, which can achieve humorous and ironic expression effect in the article and enhance the combat effectiveness of the article. When using irony, people must understand whether it is irony or irony, otherwise, it will be counterproductive for the other party to understand it literally.