Do you have anything particularly embarrassing with your boyfriend?

The most embarrassing thing was that day. It happened to be winter vacation. As we are in different places, we agreed to meet at the Yi Hotel in the city as soon as we have a holiday. Then I got up early in the morning and sat at the door waiting for her when I arrived.

After waiting for about 1 hour, she hasn't come yet. My mood is really not general impatience and long-distance love, you know. A few minutes later, she called to say that she had arrived. I said, where is she? Why didn't you see her? She said it was opposite this KFC. I looked around, but there was no KFC, so I asked the address. She said it's in South Street. Okay. what can I do? I have to find it.

After driving for half an hour, I just got there and it rained heavily. This is not a good time. When I arrived at South Street KFC, I never saw anyone again. I thought I was going the wrong way, and I was depressed. But for my career. Brother put up with it and took out his mobile phone. "My dear, you have arrived. Why didn't I see you? " ? ""Did you go to South Street KFC? I'm sitting inside. "I went in and looked, which one will really be a dog." Where are you? I didn't see you. Are you mistaken? After a while, she woke up and said, "honey, I'm sorry, I was wrong." That's in North Street. "At that time, I was really speechless. I can't wait for my phone to fall off. I couldn't help running again.

I finally met her. We live together. But the rain is still heavy, so I'm going to stay in the hotel for a while. When it rains, when I go out, evil spirits will erupt in my heart. Just for a while, I was about to take action when she pushed me away and said, "I'll go shopping with you first, and it's all wet." Take a bath to warm up first, so as not to catch a cold. " "I'm a little touched. The thought of 998 1 makes me almost there. What's the hurry? Just after taking a shower, my girlfriend came back with great expectation.

Put the clothes away, I hugged her, "wife, that's very kind of you!" " I was just about to continue when I was pushed away. I lost my temper in an instant It's hot and cold all day today, both psychologically and physically. Just staring at her, she was a little embarrassed, embarrassed, and said shyly, "Here comes mine." I am also anxious. "No one can come." She blushed and gave me a look. "My period is coming.". From the volcano to the ice room, I was embarrassed and had to rest.

It took some time to learn from her. My period didn't come at all, and I deliberately said the wrong place. Just because of a long-distance relationship, I want to test whether I still love her or not. When I first heard it, the whole person was shaking. Fortunately, I am witty and do well. Almost came out.

Not long after I established a relationship with my boyfriend, I went out to travel together and stayed in a hotel in a scenic spot. The sound insulation effect is not good, and I always hear indescribable sounds at night. At that time, they were all students, as simple as that. As a result, I found blood on the sheets the next day, which turned out to be my period. Hotels generally stipulate that the damaged sheets should be compensated, so we quickly wiped the sheets with paper and wiped the blood on the sheets. Later, I was relieved to do almost everything, but there was water on the sheets, haha. Another time, I went back late and couldn't go back to the dormitory, so I went to live outside. The boyfriend was curious and silly to open the plastic package outside the condom, but it didn't work. When I checked out, the front desk thought we used it, so it was included in the bill. We were embarrassed to explain, so we had to keep silent, but obviously we didn't. Now every time I think of these things before, I feel funny. It used to be really simple.

The most embarrassing thing is that I was injured and hospitalized, and my girlfriend took care of me. I was injured by an electric spatula on the construction site, and none of my ten fingers were intact. She came on the day of the operation and stayed with me for two weeks. The most embarrassing thing is that every time I untie my hand, she asks her to untie my belt, because my hands are wrapped in thick gauze and I have to wipe my ass, especially my small hands. Every time she takes them out and puts them in. The first time I saw that I couldn't get out, no matter how many times I peed in my pants, I took it out myself. When she reached into my crotch and felt it out, I obviously felt his hand shaking. This is the most embarrassing thing for my girlfriend and me, because we have never had close physical contact, and now we are all in love. Whenever I think of this experience, it always makes people feel ashamed and funny.

I'm a boy, but sometimes it's embarrassing because of this, especially when couples are together, and both sides will feel like farting. Sometimes you may be watching movies, shopping, or living together when your feelings are deep, but sometimes it's really embarrassing. Can't help but fart under the covers, or accidentally fart when we are together, which makes the other party very embarrassed. Of course, we have been together for a long time. After finding out the temperament of the other person, it becomes a very casual thing, but it is really embarrassing to fart at the beginning of the relationship or when the feelings are warming up.

There are a few embarrassing things that are still fresh in my memory:

An awkward one:

Last May, we went to Orfila to sell beautiful air conditioners. Originally, we kept shouting the slogan of air conditioning discount, but one night, because I was too tired to shout, a customer came over. I cleared my throat and shouted, "Welcome, Midea Air Conditioning is bargaining." Damn, seven or eight students next to him laughed when this word came out. I looked at the supervisor, and it was annoying! ! ! !

Embarrassment 2:

On Tanabata this year, my future girlfriend and I went to Xu Chun Road that night. In Kowloon, while we were walking, we suddenly saw two children running with roses. Because we have met children pestering rose sellers before, we feel very annoyed. They are all walking around. So as soon as I saw it, my habitual thought was to run. Without thinking, I immediately took her hand and ran for almost forty meters without saying anything! ! There were many people at that time. Because we ran away suddenly, many people thought something was wrong. When I stopped, many pairs of eyes looked at me. If I look at her ridiculous eyes again, I will almost kneel down and die. ...

Awkward three:

After going to the toilet that day, I naturally went back to the dormitory. After a while, my roommate came back and said calmly, "So-and-so, I want to say that you tied your nightgown in your underwear after going to the toilet and came back with your ass exposed." I thought you knew. "

At that time, I was shocked and subconsciously touched my back, really! ! ! At that time, I thought, "It seems that there is no one behind me when I come back." What a fluke, haha. . .

Embarrassed 4:

Think of a friend. I was very naughty at school and couldn't go upstairs normally. Seeing that no one was going upstairs with a big swing arm, a boy who was in a hurry to go upstairs just ran sideways behind me ... and was slapped in the face by my friend. Duang, that boy had a nosebleed in public. What happened afterwards? Later that boy became her boyfriend.

Awkward five:

The first time I met my girlfriend, I changed my clothes and forgot my wallet. When the girl met her future in-laws for the first time, she specially put on a new skirt given by her boyfriend. On entering her boyfriend's house, the girl and her mother-in-law looked at each other: Oh, they are wearing the same skirt. My boyfriend gave his girlfriend a birthday in a restaurant for the first time, and the music didn't start. The lobby manager said, "Ladies and gentlemen, I'm really sorry for the temporary power failure!" " ; The first time a girl sent her boyfriend on a business trip, she sent him to the platform and saw that the driving time was just around the corner. They hugged each other tightly and looked like you were going somewhere. Suddenly, the radio said, "The train is one hour and forty minutes late." On the wedding night, the young man and the girl whispered to each other for the first time, and the friendship continued. At this moment, the phone rang, and it was the young man's ex-girlfriend. ....

Awkward six:

A college classmate, young but mature, with a big waist and dark and rough skin. When he was a freshman, he took a bath in the bath outside the school. The student assessed that his student ID card was fifty cents cheaper. Our classmate went and argued with the proprietress for a long time that he was a student, but people just didn't believe him. Finally, he took out his student ID card and saw that the proprietress had nothing to say, except that she was short of fifty cents. But people still said angrily, "How old are you going to school?" . Hehe, just this sentence, our buddies will never bring their student ID cards again and buy ordinary tickets directly.

Embarrassed seven:

Anonymous, at school, just made a few steamed buns when he got a call from the dinner party and went to a small restaurant. Too lazy to go back to the dormitory, I stuffed steamed bread into my clothes.

At the gate of the hotel, I forgot the steamed bread long ago and made a whole skirt specially. As a result, the steamed stuffed bun rolled all over the floor under the gaze of the hostess and other passers-by, and this MM died at that time.

The first time I slapped my boyfriend is the most embarrassing. I thought it would be comfortable, but it turned out to be painful. It hurts for three or four days below.

Not with my boyfriend, but with my girlfriend, once.

I remember that I had a girlfriend who was a classmate in high school. High school is very strict and students are not allowed to fall in love. We are all sneaking around, and few people know that we are in love.

Once I went out shopping at the weekend, holding hands outside, and suddenly I saw the class teacher.

At this time, I can't think of anything else. There happened to be a public toilet next to it, so I dragged her into it. I ran in and found it was a ladies' room, so I had to find a room to hide.

Fortunately, there was no one inside at that time, otherwise it would really be regarded as a pervert, or make others think that students are too open now and secretly don't know what to do in the ladies' room.

It took about ten minutes to make sure there was no one around before you dared to run out. It's embarrassing.

Ha ha! I remember this question when I asked. Even after more than ten years, I still feel embarrassed to death when I think about it. It should be the first time to travel with my boyfriend. It's the kind of trip where you spend the night outside. I am very excited about this trip, and I have to think about it for a long time no matter what I bring. Finally, an exciting day has arrived. After arriving at the destination, we first went to the hotel to put down our luggage. Maybe it's because we are too excited or nervous. I want to have diarrhea! So I went into the hotel and went to the bathroom for a long time. Then, then, then! Something happened that I will never forget in my life! Even the toilet in the hotel is blocked! And! What I just pulled is still floating in the water, and I can't get down at all! I locked myself in the toilet and studied the toilet for a long time, and even sprayed it directly with the shower head. I tried various methods in turn, and the water in the toilet became more and more mixed, but it just didn't make any sense! Maybe I stayed in the toilet for too long, and my boyfriend asked me outside the door if I was okay. what can I say? You can't let him help you with this! Let's not say anything. But after a long time, I still couldn't get through. He was anxious to wait outside and asked me what was going on and whether I needed help! Well, I can only bite the bullet and tell him that the toilet is blocked. So my boyfriend called the hotel room service, and soon someone came to help me get through the horrible toilet. At that time, I really felt anxious to get into the ground and hide. After everything subsided, every time we talked about it, he would laugh at me, which became the most embarrassing thing in my life.

I fell in love with my boyfriend in the summer when I was eighteen. One day at noon, my boyfriend and I had a party on the sofa, and my mother went out and came back. We feel embarrassed.

I just did an embarrassing thing today. I had my hair cut at the mixing station. At eleven o'clock, I want to pump the sewage away and let it settle in the pool for reuse. As soon as I got there, a beautiful woman came over, dressed in fashion. It was only a few days after she came to the factory that she told the tanker driver what was going on. The driver cleaned up the concrete on the tanker that I wanted to pump water. ) I looked at the beauty alone and didn't think about anything, so I turned on the sewage pump. When I was embarrassed, I said to others, "I'm sorry, I'm really sorry." The driver is very accommodating. He said, "Nothing, nothing, the weather is fine today, and it will be dry soon." I thought to myself: if I hadn't seen this beautiful woman, I wouldn't have given the driver sewage. What poor eyes!