Humorous sentences that make fun of life.

1, sometimes I don't want to value myself, but my weight is not allowed.

Getting rid of poverty is not as easy as losing hair, but getting rich is easier than getting rich.

3. A woman's lack of talent is virtue. I must be too wicked.

The weather is very good today. I stayed in the bedroom for a long time, ready to go for a walk in the study.

My life can be summed up in nine words: I do whatever I want, and my salary is naturally cool.

6. Try to live well, otherwise how will you face a new blow tomorrow?

7. After failure, there are fewer rights, less money, fewer friends and fewer relatives.

8. Don't introduce me to anyone. I've given up.

9. The reason why I am single: I originally liked a person; I like being alone now.

10, I have a good background.

1 1, personal introduction: poor, cheap, unable to move.

12, I used to be poor, but I am happy. It's different now, not only poor, but also unhappy.

13, age has never been our bondage, but money is.

14, my god! My clothes have lost weight again.

15, the world is interesting, but what is boring is ourselves.

16, I'm tired of this non-millionaire life.

17, how can you control your life if you can't even control your own mouth?

18, I can't solve any problems, as long as money can solve them.

19, sleep is an art, and no one can stop me from pursuing art.

20. Don't think that there is happiness with money. You can't imagine the happiness of rich people.