The sad ancient style of tears breaking people's intestines in 221. Talk about phrases.

The sad ancient customs of tears breaking people's intestines in the year of 2xx. Talk about phrases

1. Leaning against the clouds hides loneliness, even though others laugh at me.

2. The strip is long and there are many fireworks. You look back with the light. There was a one-night love between the sky and the flying snow! !

3. Who wakes up when the world is drowsy? Spring silkworms vomit their love threads in vain, and they are always confusing and confusing. What's the use of being persistent in the moment of prosperity?

4. I am full of thoughts, and I am thousands of miles away. The beautiful scenery is fine, and there is no sympathy for each other!

5. The pavilion is short and the world of mortals is rolling. I sigh Xiao again.

6. Look at the moon and look after each other, only admiring the mandarin duck but not the fairy.

7. How many beauties are worn out, how many lovesickness pieces are broken, leaving only blood and ink to cry and bury in chaos.

8, the beauty is far away, the lovesickness is bitter, and it is difficult to pay for it. Ten years of love and a hundred years of crossing, I can't bear to care if I don't cut my lovesickness!

9. Send a song to Jun, regardless of whether the people get together or leave at the end of the song.

1, cut the endless parting, and manage the chaotic parting. Ah! Just like the castle peak that can't be covered, the green water is flowing continuously!

11, throwing red beans in the air is long, where are the people in the mountains and rivers, and chivalrous tenderness always makes you worry.

12. Tears are sour and blood is salty. I regret that my hands are spicy and my mouth is sweet. I only know that there is no pain in the world. It's golden and silvery white, but I don't know there's a blue sky on my head when I see jealousy and black heart.

13, people can never see through the mirror, but I mean that a thousand years in the world are like my moment

14, let him be clear in everything and smile for you.

15. Try to see the bright moon on the high peak. I occasionally open my eyes to the world of mortals, but my poor body is in my eyes.

16. Who will burn away the smoke and loose the vertical and horizontal ties?

17. The water is remote and the mountains are far away. It's hard to give up knowing what you know, so why not part?

18. Listen to the string and break the three thousand infatuations. Falling flowers, oblivion, once the wind ripples. If the flower is pitiful, it will fall on whose fingertips.

19. I'm young, and I'm young.

21. The illusory world is vast. Once you meet, you will never forget it. It's no harm to leave a smile when you meet the host, but you don't know each other.

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23. I am willing to be a bosom friend, and I am fond of Wan Li. The feeling is just close at hand, and the dream is around my heart.

24. It turns out that the pledge of eternal love has been said all the time, and it seems that it has all passed away!

25. Who made the string break and the flowers fall on the shoulders? The most sad story of 221

1. Sometimes, we speed up our progress just to pretend that we don't care about the past.

2. The saddest thing is not yelling, but the pain is so deep that I can't breathe, my hands are shaking and I have to endure tears.

3. Fate is a book. If you turn it over, you will miss it. If you read it too carefully, you will cry.

4. It's obvious that the learning-tyrant mode must be started in the learning-scum system, which not only consumes power, but also is particularly stuck.

5. Life is a lonely journey. I will be aware of it in cold and warm, and I will be more self-conscious.

6. Don't say that fish have no tears, even if they flow into the whole sea, you have no idea.

7. I picked up the broken past one by one in the rainy street.

8. Some questions have no answer, and some things have no result, which is the best result.

9. I am used to staying up late, just to wait for someone who advised me to go to bed early and then said good night to me.

1. You promised everything, but you gave nothing. I didn't promise anything, but I gave you everything.

11. People who don't care about me won't have any expression when I say it hurts. People who love me dearly will notice how much I hurt even if I don't tell them.

12. The wound is a shame given by others and an illusion of persistence. People like me always appear in feelings in the form of a difficult problem.

13. When you think you have nothing. At least you still have time, and time can heal all wounds, so please don't cry.

14. I suddenly feel that I haven't grown up, and I think everything is too simple.

15. I used to like you, and I used to regard you as my only one. I also cried my pillow for you at night, but you didn't look back.

16. Loneliness means that when a person goes to eat and help himself, he has to worry about the table being taken away when he goes to get food.

17. I am a liar. I didn't know until you left and I cried. The biggest lie I told was that I had let him go.

18. I like this kind of sadness, and I like to walk in the bleak autumn leaves. With the last sadness of the leaves lingering with the wind, my mood also lingers in the sadness, and my heart smoke floats with that ray of sadness in the wind.

19. What can't be reached is called the distance, what can't be returned is called the past, and what can't be turned back is called separation.

2, stick your hot face to the other person's cold ass, and always think that you haven't done well enough. In your own eyes, this is love; In the eyes of the other party, this is annoying; In the eyes of others, this is cheap.

21. It is my gentleness, my tolerance, my treasure, my persistence and the most ridiculous persistence in my life.

22. You made me realize what it means to be swayed by considerations of gain and loss. You deserve it. You are dispensable to me now.

23. When we say "nothing", it is often the most uncomfortable time.

24. Life is one departure after another, familiar and unfamiliar, once approaching and going far.

25. There is no happiness when you should laugh, no tears when you should cry, and no promise when you should believe.

26. I hope to be a child again, because a broken knee is always easier to repair than a broken heart.

27, living in a gray world, although monotonous, will not feel disappointed, nor sad.

28. Please don't treat me like a fool. There are some things I don't know, but I see them in my eyes and bury them in my heart.

29. I want to say something, but I can't say it. I want to say I love you, but the wind blows me away. If the sea can change back to love me once, I will wait all my life.

3. I chased you for half the rest of my life, but your pub was already closed. I was so happy that I froze to death in the cold strip.

31. He played a passer-by for ten years, and she spent the rest of her life remembering a miss. She was still waiting for you in the same place, but you have forgotten that you have been here.

32. There are always some people who will fade out of your life. You should learn to accept rather than miss.

33. loving someone, even if it takes a lifetime, is still not enough.

34. Happiness means that after being hurt, you won't be devastated. Although it is difficult, you still try to be optimistic about life. Speed is not a problem; The rhythm must be unified.

35. If one day you find that I don't care so much, it's not understanding but giving up.

36. If you have love, don't let go easily. If you let go, don't look back easily.

37. Every love has to experience expectation and disappointment, hesitation and affirmation, smile and heartbreak.

38. Don't rely too much on others, because even your shadow will leave you in the dark.

39. I have forgotten the names of those people, but I will always remember them. Just like, some people once had nothing to say, but in the end they had nothing to say.

4. When memory becomes blank, regret will tie your heart like a rope.

41. There are too many bacteria in the outside world. I'm afraid I'll be infected as soon as I go out.

42. Some people have passed, and you can't forget her. It doesn't mean that you still love her, just cherish or miss the beauty of that time.

43. I'm sober. There's no need to do unnecessary things and get hurt unnecessarily.

44. Busy days will make me have no leisure worries, and always keep my heart in busy things, so that I can devote myself wholeheartedly to them.

45. Once the water flows deeply, it will make no sound. Once a person's feelings are deep, they will also appear weak.

46. No one can wait for you all the time. Those who have accumulated enough disappointment will naturally let go. Love is accumulated, and so is not love.

47. It's getting cooler. I've grown up. I learn to smile, learn to be strong, learn not to shed tears, but still learn not to forget him.

48. What I fear most is that someone who cares suddenly changes his tone, which feels like the whole world doesn't want you.

49. I say that you don't matter to me anymore, but every time I hear news about you, it's like the smell of pepper floating in the air, and I cry when I touch it.

5. No matter how much you can't let go, every relationship will be vicissitudes in the end. 22 Thunder Man+Funny

◆ I haven't been in the Jianghu for a long time, and there is always my legend in the Jianghu

◆ Don't ask me again: How have you been recently?

◆ Money is not everything, and sometimes you need a credit card.

◆ No one has blown cowhide so fresh and refined for a long time!

◆ Think about the salary ratio, forget it, don't want to live.

◆ Explanation means covering up, and covering up means telling stories

◆ My wife said she wanted to see lightning, so I cut the wires with a kitchen knife.

◆ Lao Tzu said: I can sleep, very much.

◆ Even believe in advertisements. You must be stupid to study!

◆ Don't call me if there is nothing, let alone if there is anything.

◆ I'd rather have a fight with a wise man than talk to sb.

Nothing that money can solve is a problem.

◆ clap your head to make decisions, clap your chest to ensure that you leave.

◆ Never wait until everyone says you are ugly before you realize that you are really ugly.

The difference between people and pigs is that pigs are always pigs, but people are sometimes not people!

◆ Take off your clothes and I'm an animal. Put on your clothes and I'm devil wears prada!

◆ Only women and heroes are sad, but only wives and jobs are hard to find.

◆ How much sorrow can you have, just like a group of eunuchs

◆ I'm not a fortune teller in the square, and I can't talk so much about what you like to hear.

◆ We walked so fast that our souls couldn't keep up

◆ I want to fall in love early, but it's already late

◆ My mind is a little small, but I don't lack it; I have a good temper, but not without it!

◆ Flowers often belong to cow dung instead of people who appreciate them.

◆ Apart from teeth, there is also love.

◆ Gold always shines, but when there is gold all over the floor, I don't know which one I am

◆ I'm not old enough to walk all over the brothel, so please use Huiren Shenbao.

◆ People can't get along with each other by being polite!

◆ People are afraid of being famous and strong, while men are afraid of being poor and women are afraid of being fat.

◆ People are not smart, and they are bald like others!

◆ Life is to be born and live

◆ How much sorrow can you have, just like a group of eunuchs going to a brothel.

◆ Although I believe in vows of eternal love, I may not believe in you.

◆ How can I lose weight without eating?

the best connotation joke of 221

First, the generation gap/

Lao Liu went on a business trip and chose to take the train in a low-key way.

In the sleeping car, it's midnight, and the post-9s girl in the upper berth is still wearing headphones and singing endlessly.

after a long sleepless night, Lao Liu finally couldn't bear it. So, I knocked on the bed board and said,

"Beauty, can you let me sleep?"

My sister poked her head out, looked at it, was silent for a few seconds, and then gently replied,

"Ok, come on up!"

......

Later, Lao Liu often reminisced about the wonderful past and sincerely lamented:

The generation gap is really good!

Second, counterfeit money

The couple divorced to fight for their children. In court, the wife confidently said: Of course, the child born in my stomach belongs to me.

The husband said angrily: Joke, it's nonsense. Can the money from the ATM go to the ATM? It's not who inserts the card.

The judge fainted on the spot, even the lawyer admired him.

The wife went on to say: Do you want it if it comes out as counterfeit money?

everyone present has fainted and still hasn't woken up.

triplets

Four years later, many people were picking up children at the kindergarten gate. A man picked up three boys, and they looked very special. Everyone was amazed at the triplets. Q: Are your three grandchildren triplets?

The man shook his head and said, One is my grandson and the other is my son.

people ask: what about the rest?

The man cried and said,

It's my younger brother.

Husband: Wife, let me tell you something ...

Wife: Say it!

Husband: Wife, having lunch at noon may have offended your father ...

Wife: What's the matter?

Husband: When I said the idiom "A dog fights a man's potential" at dinner, I choked on the rice and only said the first three words ...

Wife: That's not terrible!

Husband: It's nothing. What's more, your father asked me: Are you talking about me? I didn't say "potential" until now ...

V. Rules of bank death

Today, I saw a scene in the Industrial and Commercial Bank of China. There was a table with a few offerings on it in the hall, and a Taoist priest in a yellow robe was mumbling something back and forth with wood blade in his hand ...

I asked the person next to me what was going on.

The man replied: The person died, the passbook password was unknown, and the bank had to.

The child suddenly said, Dad, you are really amazing. I really admire you.

Dad asked, Why?

The child said: You are really capable of marrying such a good wife. You can cook, do housework, make money, and you are beautiful ...

What a compliment. Dad was proud, and the child looked up and said to his mother, Mom, you can't do it. Look at what you married ...

VII. Really good at accounting

jane doe bought a 1-yuan dress, which I doubt is a bit expensive.

she said: expensive? I'm telling you, the original price of this dress is 2 yuan, and it's half cheaper after 5% discount, which means I earned 1 yuan! Although I spent 1 yuan, I earned 1 yuan back at the same time, so this dress is equivalent to giving it away for free. What do you know?

I was shocked by her economic mathematics mind for a long time.