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My embarrassing composition is 450 words.
My embarrassing composition is 450 words 1 childhood is like a dream, and it is happy.
Childhood is like a song, it is happy.
Childhood is picturesque and beautiful.
But the same year was also full of laughter.
In the summer vacation of Grade Three, I went to Song Cheng, and something embarrassing happened.
I entered Song Cheng, with a map in my hand, and immediately found the Shuidaokou. I coaxed my parents to the Shuidaokou, and I said, "Hey? It's like breaking water on TV! People who watch TV are stupid and have poor balance. Let you see my skill! " As I spoke, I stepped on the water and started to walk the first level. I confidently said to everyone, "I'm going to rush!" Everyone should take more pictures of me when I rush, and I will show my handsome posture to my friends at this time! "Dad said," don't worry! Give it to me! " I said, "Attention, everyone! I'm going to rush! "My voice did not fall, and I was too scared to move on a piece of wood in the middle of the water. Dad said to me loudly, "Binbin, let's go!" "I just found a little courage when a tall and strong sixth-grade boy rushed at me. In order not to let him knock me down, I said to him, "stop, look at a goldfish below." "He didn't fall into my trap. My foot shook the stick floating on the water again and fell with a splash. I made a face at him proudly. Suddenly, my confidence increased greatly, and I said to my father and them, "Binbin, remember to take a picture of me when you leave for the finish line for the second time!" "His voice did not fall, and I heard a" plop ",this time it was not others, it was myself. I stood up slowly from the water and said, "It's really hot today. It's really comfortable to take a cold bath. " My parents smiled and said to me, "My dear son, you are so funny!" " "The two aunts next to him also smiled and said to his father," Your son is so funny! " "I walked up to it and said," Hey! It seems that my sense of balance is not very strong. Go home and practice more! "
Now, I will think of it. Not only did my parents laugh from ear to ear, but even I laughed so hard that my stomach ached.
When I raised the national flag today, I couldn't help but recall the last embarrassing thing. Now I remember that my face is still red and white.
My mother woke me up last Monday morning. I pretended not to hear her and went back to sleep. I was still in bed when she called me the second time. Mother said angrily, "It's seven o'clock 10! Do you want to have an early meeting today? If you don't get up, you won't be able to catch the flag. " Yes, today is Monday, and the flag is going to be raised, so I swished up and put on my clothes. I began to wash my face, brush my teeth and comb my hair like a war ... I came to the table in a panic and wolfed down a meal, then got on my mother's BMW and hurried to school.
By the time I got to school, the broadcast had already sounded. Thankfully, I made it to the morning meeting. When I got off the electric car, my aunt looked at me with strange eyes and muttered something to herself. At this time, I vaguely heard them say, "Come and see, the child doesn't know that he has put on his clothes backwards." What a shame. It's too big for him to tell right from wrong. Alas! Today's children are really "clothes to reach out, food to mouth." Hearing this, I quickly turned over my sweater. Sure enough, the sweater was worn in front, and I was so ashamed that I couldn't wait to find a crack in the ground, but time was running out. I crustily skin of head walked into the classroom for fear of being seen by my classmates, but I was still seen by my sharp-eyed classmate Chen Pengyu. He said loudly, "Li Yuxuan, he is afraid of chaos in the world. "Now the eyes of the whole class are focused on me, and my face is redder and hotter. By this time, my face may be able to fry eggs. What a pity today. It is no exaggeration to use the word "shame".
After this embarrassing thing, I got an unforgettable lesson, and I really answered the sentence "get up early with three lights, get up late with three panics." From then on, I must get up on time and never stay in bed again.
One of my most unforgettable things is irony. Last year, my parents and I went to the motherland to play ball with my grandmother. My grandfather said: in early spring, going to the mountains to dig sarcasm, cooking small tofu, dipping in sweet sauce and suffering, can clear away heat and detoxify and cure oral decay.
I heard that they were interested in her mother and made her promise to dig flowers on the mountain, but she had to come back before dark. I promised to go home after dark, then I took a shovel and two plastic bags and left like a bird. Grandpa said that there were enough weeds beside the bitter grass, so he began to dig. So there are no wild vegetables. I think my grandfather said that jujube leaves are bitter vegetables, so I went to jujube trees to catch some weeds. I really struggled and endured the squeeze. Like my younger brother, I am very happy. I forgot my hand and shovel. As soon as I let go, the shovel fell into my hand. Ah, there is a big hole in my hand. Now, I have knife marks on my hands.
Bitter vegetables, bitter vegetables don't want to come out, some bitter vegetables are very gentle, once dug out, some bitter vegetables look angry. At home, dig deep. When I finished digging, there were already two bags. I'm happy to go down the mountain. Dance while walking and sing your own songs to go home.
I came to grandpa's house, took out a piece of paper and wrote: Grandpa, I'm going to dig some wild vegetables, so you can eat them. I hope you talk earlier. After writing, I put a bag of bitter grass in front of my house and sat in my father's car.
My embarrassing composition is 450 words and 4 words. In the sun, I did shameful and ulterior things, but there were thousands of pairs of eyes to witness, which made me blush like an apple and boil like boiling water. I was not only embarrassed, but even looked up at everyone. I tried my best to get rid of an embarrassing thing, but others never forgot it, and it was really embarrassing to be laughed at as the protagonist of a joke!
In the fourth grade of primary school, the PE teacher taught us to play hard stick, and after explaining the sleepy and boring baseball history and game rules, he took us to play baseball, but I was not excited at all. Because I'm not interested in baseball, and I'm not very good at it, when I was defending, the ball suddenly rolled to my feet, and I was dragged back to the court from complaining. My teammates quickly told me to pass the ball to first base, so I quickly picked it up and threw it hard. Who knows that the ball hit the teacher's head impartially, and as a result, my classmates laughed and said that I was so accurate!
Afterwards, I was called by the teacher. He was very angry and kept scolding me. I knew I was wrong and bowed my head, but my heart began to complain and I was very unhappy. Finally, he was punished for running the playground for ten laps. After running, I walked into the classroom awkwardly. But the whole class is talking about me, saying that I am too stupid to beat the teacher with my eyes closed. So I was regarded as a laughing stock by the whole class, but a few days later everyone still remembered it!
Although I don't seem to care on the surface, I think it's good to give everyone a joke. Actually, I hate it. I hope everyone will forget about me soon. I hope next time I will not be the protagonist of the joke, but laugh at its supporting role.
Embarrassment is like a dirt on your face. You want to wipe it off, but the more you wipe it, the dirtier it gets. Can only bear to wait for it to dry and fall naturally!
I did an embarrassing thing when I was still in kindergarten. Now that I mention it, it is estimated that the whole class will burst into laughter.
That day, I went for an outing with my classmates. Before leaving, my mother handed me an umbrella. After I took it, I went on the road happily with my classmates.
Along the way, the weather was very good and sunny. But after a while, the weather gradually changed. Several big dark clouds came from somewhere in the blue sky, and it was getting darker and darker.
"It must be raining!" I said to a lesbian next to me, "Fortunately, my mother had the foresight to let me bring an umbrella." Let's take an umbrella quickly. "The female classmate doesn't seem to agree, just smiled and continued on his way.
After a while, it was getting darker and darker, and the clouds were getting denser, but it still didn't rain.
"Well, to be on the safe side, I'd better take an umbrella first. I don't want to get wet in the downpour! " In this way, I left it alone and propped up my umbrella by my own intuition. Seeing me holding an umbrella alone, my classmates threw surprised eyes at me one after another.
In this way, I held my umbrella until the end of the outing, and it still didn't rain. It's just that the dark clouds and low-flying swallows are still warning me that it's going to rain, it's going to rain!
After the outing, I still walked home with an umbrella. At this time, more pedestrians are surprised to "pay attention" to us. Even cyclists and motorcyclists stopped to see me. "God, why don't you rain!" Complaining, while speeding up the pace.
But it didn't rain until I got home. Even my mother said to me in surprise, "son, it's cloudy today." What are you doing with an umbrella? "
I still can't help laughing when I think about it now. Opening an umbrella on a cloudy day is also the most embarrassing thing I have ever done!
My embarrassing composition is 450 words and 6 words "Hua, Boom ..." I was awakened by the earth-shattering and continuous thunder and couldn't sleep for a long time. Typhoon cuckoo is coming.
The next morning, my mother took me to her unit to do my homework. There are puddles and rivers everywhere along the way, and pedestrians on the road are struggling in the water. Our car is moving forward carefully, next to layers of water, just like a boat sailing on the sea.
After doing homework in my mother's unit for a while, I felt a little hungry, so I took money to buy things in a nearby small supermarket. Wow, what a big water! Over the knee, I quickly rolled up my trouser legs and rushed into the water excitedly. This is the first time I have waded in such a big water. It's really fun, just like crossing a river. In a short time, I went to the supermarket unscathed, bought something and turned back to my mother's office. I just felt my feet empty and fell into the sewer with a splash. Cold water poured on me. I was frightened and got up in a hurry. Water dripped down my hair and clothes. This is the legendary "soaking chicken". I wiped the water drops on my face and ran to my mother's unit in confusion.
As soon as I entered the door of my mother's unit, my mother was surprised and ran over to ask me, "Tang Zhengzhe, what's wrong with you?" Why are you all wet? "I blushed, bowed my head and told my mother the whole story in detail. Mom can't laugh or cry after listening.
Hey! I am really embarrassed today. Typhoon cuckoo, I hate you to death!
My embarrassing composition is 450 words and 7 words. Everyone has a little secret in his heart. And my little secret is that I'm in grade three, but I still wet the bed! Even I was surprised, I couldn't believe my eyes!
That time I had a dream. I dreamed that I really wanted to go to the toilet, but I couldn't find it anywhere. An hour later, I finally found it! Ah ~ "internal emergency" has finally been solved! Huh? Did I forget to take off my pants? No way! How could I be so embarrassed! But when I woke up and saw my wet bed, it was really like this. Whoops ~ I wanted to cry on the spot!
What a pity! Seeing that my pants were wet, I immediately ran over and wiped them with toilet paper. Unfortunately, my mother found out, and she immediately "judged" me. This earth-shattering bedwetting incident caused my nickname to become "love bedwetting bag"! Whoo-hoo! The whole family makes fun of me, but I can't find a hole drill!
Fortunately, my clothes were washed in time, otherwise, I would be laughed at because I was wearing a taekwondo suit. If those Taekwondo partners hear about it, all my martial arts talents will be destroyed in a bubble of urine, which will really make me laugh and become a joke of the century. It would be great if I could revive my wet clothes. Because, I don't have to live in the shadow of bed wetting anymore. Alas! I hope there is no such thing as bed wetting in the world!
I don't want to wet the bed again. I just need to pee and drink less water before going to bed. However, I just can't remember. Have a drink after brushing your teeth, and you can't spit it out. My memory is so poor!
From now on, I will never wet the bed again. I'll try not to wet the bed. Come on! Telling such a little secret proves my determination. I don't want to change from "love urine bag" to "urine bag prince"!
Every time I eat ice cream, I think of an embarrassing thing I did when I was a child-"Wu" ice cream.
In the summer when I was five years old, my father and I went to my hometown to play. My mother had to work, so she couldn't arrive until later. Because it was too hot, after playing with some friends for a while, I was sweating and thirsty. "I really want to eat an ice cream!" I licked my lips severely dry.
Just then, I saw an old woman riding a tricycle. She came over without hesitation. Sell ice cream! Seeing the word "ice cream" on the tricycle frame, I jumped up excitedly and immediately rushed over with five dollars.
My heart moved when I rushed to my grandmother. Well, why don't you buy two? Mom will be back later, it will be very hot! So I said to my grandmother, "Grandma, give me two mung bean ice creams!" " "
Grandma smiled at me and soon began to bring me ice cream. Ice cream is packed in a foam box with a thick quilt outside. Take it out and brave the cold wind.
I ate my roots in three bites, but where did my mother put the ice cream? I made a mistake at once. There is no refrigerator in my hometown. What should I do? Huh? Grandma can cover the ice cream in the quilt, and I can also cover it in the quilt! So I excitedly put the ice cream on the bed, covered it with a quilt, and then covered it with a quilt.
After a long time, my mother came back, and I happily said to her, "Mom, I bought you an ice cream!" " "I was happy to lift the quilt and was dumbfounded-there was ice cream on the quilt, pillow and sheets.
Mom was really in distress situation when she saw it. She smiled and said to me, "little fool, ice cream can't be directly covered in the quilt." Grandma also put ice cream in a foam box and covered it with a quilt. The foam box plays the role of heat preservation, and the quilt plays the role of heat preservation, so that the ice cream will not melt in a low temperature environment. "
I didn't understand it at that time, but now I think about it. It's really ironic!
My embarrassing composition is 450 words. Everyone has been embarrassed. Today, let's take a look at my embarrassment.
"Awkward" 1: teacher's name
"Awkward" 1: teacher's name
When I was in kindergarten, there was a teacher named Lei Xiaoling. I mistakenly thought it was Lei 1. When I was in kindergarten, there was a teacher named Lei Xiaoling, but I mistakenly thought it was Lei 10.
It turns out that the teacher's surname is what he is, so I added a 10 at the back. I think: My last name is Yu, so let's call it 10. When I got home, I immediately said to my mother, "Mom, I will be a teacher in the future. My name is Yu 10!" "Mom felt very strange and almost fainted after listening to it.
"Embarrassment" 2: Is the "meat pad" another pad?
That was when I was in the first grade of primary school. One afternoon after school, when I went down the stairs, I didn't know what happened. The classmate in the front row suddenly fell down and sat on the classmate behind me. In this way, the sound of "ouch" came and went. Liu Qiyue, who was in front of me, suddenly sat on me. I said angrily, "You use me as a cushion again!" ......
"Embarrassment" 3: Wrong classroom
I think everyone has seen the "anecdote" of going to the wrong classroom, but I didn't expect that I met this "anecdote". A few days ago, I rushed to the classroom and said, "Report!" Suddenly, all the strange faces looked at me. I was surprised to see a sign of work, ah! Wrong classroom! I turned my head and ran, my face burning, wishing I could find a place to hide.
I have so many "embarrassing things" that I am too embarrassed to talk about it again. Let's talk about it next time!
My embarrassing composition 450 words 10 One day after dinner, I felt full and said to my mother, "Mom, I'm full. I really want to play computer for a while." Mom said, "OK, but you can only play 10 minutes, because you have to go to school tomorrow." I readily agreed. So, I turned on the computer and saw a game I had never played before, so I wanted to play it. I clicked to start the game, but it opened in 2 minutes and fully opened in 5 minutes. Because time is tight, I am anxious and angry, and my mouth keeps nagging. I really guessed right. It took more than 5 minutes, but the result showed that the network connection was wrong. Please try again and look at these. At this time, my mother came out of the kitchen and saw me crying and making noise. She was very angry.
I told my mother about it, and my mother frowned and said angrily, "Are you angry?" After listening to my mother's words, I was even more angry, so I sat on the ground and began to cry. As a result, my mother turned off the computer in a rage and I turned it on irrationally. My mother ignored me and walked away. After a while, my mood calmed down, and I felt sorry when I thought about what had happened. So, I came to the living room and said to my mother, "Mom, I was wrong just now. I shouldn't be so unreasonable, let alone unreasonable. Can you forgive me? " My mother listened to my words and said to me calmly, "Think about how to solve the problem in the future. If this road doesn't work, think of another way. You can't lose your temper like this. " My mother and I smiled knowingly.
My embarrassing composition is 450 words 1 1 Swimming class has always been my favorite course for swimmers. Unexpectedly, one day, an embarrassing thing happened in swimming class, which I will never forget. Every time I think of that embarrassing thing, I feel embarrassed!
Everyone was very excited to have a swimming class that day, but when I got to the swimming pool and changed my swimming trunks to show my talents, something terrible happened. A classmate secretly told me, "There is a hole in your swimming trunks." I looked down, oh, my god! There is a hole in my swimming trunks, and I can still see the big hole in my ass.
Then, I have been hiding like a thief, trying my best to avoid everyone's eyes, and I don't want others to discover this secret, but I was discovered by my eagle-eyed classmates after all. I am very nervous because that classmate is a famous "broadcaster" in the school. As long as anything reaches his ears, it will spread all over the streets in a short time, so I have been uneasy and afraid of his publicity. Finally, he revealed the fact that my pants were torn.
Suddenly, I became the object of public attention like a big star. Everyone was excited to see me like a big star and said to me in a sarcastic tone, "Are you the one with the hole in the swimming trunks?" My face turned blue and red, and I didn't know how to answer. I just want to find a hole to get into. Although I like swimming lessons very much, I really couldn't wait to rush home that day and didn't want to see those mocking eyes again. Fortunately, a classmate comforted me that day and said, "Don't worry, they will soon forget." These words warmed my depressed heart.
Since that embarrassing incident, I will definitely take out my swimming trunks and check them carefully the night before every swimming class. I can't let that embarrassing incident "repeat itself" again, because this unforgettable experience is enough once.
My anecdote composition of 450 words 12 opens the door to memory. There are things that I regret and things that make me happy, but what makes me remember is still my anecdote. Today, I will tell you two interesting stories about me. ;
That morning, the sun was shining, the grass was so green, the clouds were so white, and the birds were lively and bright. At that time, my friends and I were playing football. Later, I don't know who found the football, and it hit a big tree like lightning.
What should we do now? "The man who made a mistake scratched his head and asked impatiently.
Let me climb the tree to get it. "I volunteered.
They looked at me doubtfully, but let's treat a dead horse as a living horse doctor and agreed. I immediately hugged the tree and climbed onto the football carefully, sometimes fast and sometimes slow. When I got the football, I immediately returned, but in the end I still didn't know what tripped me. At this time, my partner next to me burst into laughter. Even though I hold my beloved football, my face still turns as red as an apple.
Then, I'll tell you my second embarrassing thing. At that time, the teacher was talking about math problems, and I looked at the constant 1 "and 2". I think this is the most boring thing in the world, so let the teacher look around and then look at the teacher. When I found it safe, I quietly took out plasticine to play, but it didn't last long. After the monitor Wang Ruixuan found out, he told other students, and everyone immediately pointed the finger at me. I saw my classmates laughing and asked them why they were laughing. Knowing the answer, I can't wait to find a crack in the ground. It turns out that the teacher is right behind me.
The above is my funny anecdote. No matter how long it has passed, I will never forget them.
My anecdote is 450 words, 13. Speaking of anecdotes, I can count on them. Please listen to me slowly.
One sip of water ruined a table of dishes.
It was supposed to be a beautiful day. I went to my brother's house for a wedding reception. Suddenly, I was thirsty and wanted to drink water. But unfortunately, the drinks on the table were finished, so I had to go to the kitchen and pour a cup of cold boiled water for the table to drink. I drank a lot of water in one breath because I was so thirsty. The water suddenly choked into my nose, and involuntarily, I sprayed all the water out. After a "spray", the table was full of water sprayed from my mouth. Everyone saw all this, put down their chopsticks and stopped eating, and looked at me straight. My face is flushed, and I wish there was a hole in the ground to get rid of everyone's strange eyes.
The composition of 1000 words was written in vain.
On Sunday, the teacher assigned to write a composition. I am very interested in the theme of this composition. When I write, the pen is flying and the words keep coming like waves. In a short time, a composition of several thousand words was written. I hurried to my sister's house to write my composition. After a long time, this composition was finally finished. I take a deep breath and click the "X" in the upper right corner. A line appears on the screen: Save? I didn't think much, so I pressed "No". It took me a long time to recover, and all the words I typed just now were reimbursed!
A few cokes got me drunk.
When I was eating, I wanted to drink coke, so I asked my father to pour me some. I picked up the cup and began to drink. I took a few sips and thought there was something wrong with this coke. After a while, I wanted to stand up and watch TV, but I was dizzy and couldn't stand still. Later, my father helped me to bed and let me sleep. When I smelled the wine, my father found it and poured me yellow wine.
This is only part of my embarrassment. No one is more embarrassed than me.
My embarrassing composition 450 words 14 Some time ago, our school held the "Principal's Cup" football league.
Everyone excitedly ran to the lawn and stood in two groups automatically, waiting for the game to start. When the PE teacher blew the whistle, all eyes were focused on football! Suddenly, the players on the football field rushed out like arrows, hoping to grab the ball, but only another girl and I stood there, not knowing where to go. When we reacted to grab the ball, it happened that the football flew towards us, and the cheers of the classmates next to us prompted me to dodge and hit it! Don't mention how excited you are! Wait, I saw this disobedient football actually roll to the edge of the goal and didn't score at all. Hey! Make persistent efforts! Other players are also fighting for each other to continue the game.
The high-altitude sun also penetrated the clouds and watched the fierce game. The opportunity came, and the football came to my feet again, but the other side also rushed in my direction. I panicked in my heart. When I was trying to grab the ball and was about to kick the ball, I suddenly stumbled and my center of gravity was unstable. Bang! I fell flat on the ground, looking funny. I stood up and patted the dust on my body. I can't let my classmates down, so I continue to join the fight. Finally, with everyone's tacit cooperation, we won the game. Teachers and students cheered warmly.
Although I made a fool of myself in this game, I still remember it vividly, which brought me closer to football.
My anecdote composition 450 words 15 My childhood is like a colorful river with countless anecdotes.
The most impressive thing happened at school. I do my homework in the classroom during the big break on Thursday. Suddenly someone patted me, and I felt a cool breeze behind me. I suddenly turned around and found that it was my good friend-Kang Jiameng. She sat in my deskmate's seat and carefully gave me a small bag wrapped in paper. I opened it at once and found a small piece of bread in it. There is a line on the edge of the paper bag: Give you bread. I whispered, "Thank you!" She nodded and left.
After she left, I put the paper bag in the hole in the table. Afraid of being discovered, I put my head into the hole in the table and began to eat. After eating, I found that my head could not be taken out! "What can I do! Must I drag the table home? My head can't bear it! " I thought to myself. Then, I grabbed the leg of the table and pushed it hard, but I didn't go out for a long time. At this time, I can't save face, but my head is important. I patted the person on my right hand hard to remind her to help me get it out. She shouted in surprise, "You are really good, your end is really good." Then she and I struggled to stick our heads out. After getting it out, she was sweating profusely and panted, "I finally got your head out." "Thank you very much for helping me." I replied. I touched my recovered head thoughtfully, and I can't drill a hole in the table in the future. What a pity!
This is really an embarrassing thing!
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