Funny joke about not finding someone, if you know you can't find someone.

1 Go to a restaurant for dinner with my buddies. My buddy saw a beautiful waitress shaking WeChat on the other end of the phone. The goods immediately began to shake with mobile phones. It is really added. My buddy asked on WeChat: Beauty, are you free? The waitress replied, yes. The buddy sent another sentence: When you are free, bring me a spoon quickly. I called the waiter eight times, but no one paid any attention to me. How to drink this soup?

I finally know what an occupational disease is. A friend used to deliver a courier, but now he is helping at a food stall opened by another friend. Last night, a guest asked for beer at a table and called the boss's fourth table to ask for a case of beer. The friend said yes, then picked up a box of beer and threw it over. Beer fragments all over the floor, the friends who opened the shop are going black.

3 Just now, Guangzhou Metro Line 4, Guanzhou Station. A child accidentally kicked a girl, and the father said, apologize to the aunt. The child obediently said: Auntie apologizes. This Xiong Haizi ...

4 driving out to travel, my son has to pee halfway, and there is no toilet nearby, so I let my son pee along the door. Soon, a police car caught up with me, getting closer and closer, and I accelerated, but he caught up with me. I thought: this is over, I must pay the fine. I saw the traffic police roll open the window and tell me that I can catch up with you. Your car is leaking oil!

Colleagues found the minister, and our canteen is too cheat people, with more food and less meat. Minister: If it is true, we will deal with it seriously. So my colleague took the minister to the dining hall for verification. The minister saw a steamed radish fish and said angrily, you also said that there are more dishes and less meat in the canteen. Look at this fish, it's full of meat! My colleague said weakly, Look carefully, Minister, this fish is cut with carrots. ...

6 There was an older woman who couldn't find a boyfriend. She couldn't help complaining to her mother: Mom, it's all your fault. There was no puppy love in those years, so there is no boyfriend now! Mom listened and joked, Do you know why I didn't let you fall in love? Daughter shook her head: Why? Mom sighed and said, I knew I couldn't find someone. How sad it would be these years!

I always miss the endless love between my high school and my deskmate. Now she is 40 years old and has never been in love. My parents arranged blind dates for me everywhere. One day, my mother called and said that she had arranged a blind date. I ran over and saw that girl was actually a high school deskmate! My excited brain was hot, and I asked falteringly, are you okay? She looked down and said, are you going on a blind date with my daughter?

For thirsty people, the brain will react faster after drinking water than before. Because when people are thirsty, the information that the brain processes the feeling of thirst occupies brain resources. After hydration, this part of resources is released, which improves the reaction speed of the brain. So girls, if your boyfriend says "drink more hot water", it means he thinks your brain is useless.

I was in my early twenties and went out to kiss at the weekend. Today, the matchmaker came to tell me that the woman didn't like me, but her mother did.

10' s average income is so high, why is my income so low? Who worked so hard to earn my share of the income?