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A classic saying about a person's sadness: I thought that you can't see sadness when you close your eyes.

1. I'm sorry that my innocence has troubled you. Thank you for being so sensible and pushing me away from me.

2, spend a long night, when the sun shines, I know I will remember you.

3. I thought that I could not see sadness when I closed my eyes.

I love you like ten divided by three, which is endless.

I used to be thin, and I will be thin in the future, so my life is still incomplete after being fat for a while.

6. Even the universe is willing to turn into floating dust in lies. Even faith is willing to turn to dust.

7. Don't say anything. Love is enough.

8. God, I am guilty. Let's drop money and wash away my sins.

9, yellow leaves covered the path, see the leaves all over the ground, full of yellow autumn, silent tears thousands of lines.

10, if you change your opinion of me because you listened to what others said, then stop whatever our relationship is.

1 1. Memory flows into the river. I passed by the shore, closed my eyes, mixed with sadness and joy. .

12, I thought about love, but it wasn't love at all. I thought about forever, but it wasn't forever at all.

13, if you treat me like I treat you, then we won't do this.

14, you don't have to keep thinking about sad things, because you can't forget them if you want to!

15, did anyone put me in a separate group? No comment.

I miss someone's words very much. Close your eyes. It's all you.

First, my thoughts are always written in my heart, tears and memories.

Second, I don't know if I am young and frivolous, but I only know that the winner is king.

Third, "Are you tired of playing? My eyes are tired. "

Fourth, tired, where is the shoulder.

5. I will think, I will think, I will be sad, I will be sad, I will be heartbroken, you forget that I am just an ordinary girl.

6. I watched the sunset at the seaside and snuggled up on a pillow, but I couldn't swim out of memories but I couldn't learn to let go and how to walk.

Seven, I woke up from my dream. Tired, understood, and dispersed. ...

Take love as a luxury. With the best, you can live without it.

I hope to have such a person who will give me calm love, accompany me to see the scenery of the world and make me happy all my life.

Every time I take the initiative to chat with you, anyone who takes the initiative for a long time will be tired. Can you understand me?

Eleven, family, friendship, love. Stay if you can, and put it down if you can't. Why force yourself? I am tired.

Twelve, unless the heart is tired, nothing in the world can make people look so pale and tired.

Thirteen, sometimes, you have to let go to understand whether it is really worth having.

I will never love anyone, even you.

Fifteen, two people together, most afraid that both sides are tired, most afraid that one of you has changed. .

Sixteen, if I can have 999 lucky times in this life, I am willing to give you all 997 times, only for myself twice: once to meet you and once to accompany you forever.

Seventeen, long-term initiative, who will be tired.

Eighteen, sunset, fairy tale world.

Nineteen, I miss him for a long time, and I will always repeat his actions again and again. ......

Twenty, inexplicable injuries write inexplicable pain, inexplicable pain deducts inexplicable stories, and inexplicable stories make a person unable to recall the past and fall. . . .

2 1. What do shallow and deep energy represent? Just forget it early and forget it late.

Sometimes, you love someone very much, just like a one-man show. In the end, the most touching person is only yourself!

Sorry, I was wrong. If you are there forever, I will love you forever until you leave and I don't love you anymore.

24. When the kite is tired of the sky, will it fall into the sea without hesitation?

Twenty-five, I am injured and tired, and I don't want to love anymore.

Twenty-six, the so-called most memorable, is never thought of, but will never forget.

I smile to make the ending sadder.

28. When I stand in front of you and tell you seriously that I let go, then you will lose me who loves you forever.

Change the world with your smile, and don't let the world change your smile.

I love you for ten years and give you all the blue sea and blue sky.

Love is coming, close your eyes, this moment feels good.

Guide: Some people, some things, you can't see clearly, you can't understand, you can't see through, you can't see through. In fact, everything can be wasted, but don't waste time. It is the time that many people ignore that has caused many irreparable mistakes and regrets. Finally, we know that time broadens our minds. Only by cherishing every minute of this past can we understand the true meaning of happiness.

1, a love word lives for a lifetime. What people can't get rid of in this life is a love story. Affection, friendship and love are constantly being cut by affection, friendship is indispensable, and love can't be put down.

2, love is like a meteor shower, even if it is beautiful, it is only a moment. I feel it only after I have experienced it, and it is unreal like an illusion. Love is coming, close your eyes, this moment feels good. Love is gone, gone, don't try to get it back, just remember that it came.

On the road of life, we will meet many people. In fact, it's just fate to be together.

This life is doomed that we can't take anything away, that is: live in the present and laugh in the present.

5. It is better to beautify the soul with morality than to dress up the body with wealth.

6. Compassion can benefit people; With understanding, we can tolerate others; Patience is the only way to be a man.

7, smile at life, life is short, it must be wonderful! See a person clearly without exposing him, and you will understand the meaning of forgiveness; Hate a person, don't turn your face, just know the greatest respect.

8, alive, there are always people you can't get used to, and there are people who can't get used to you.

9. Your maturity is not because of how many years you have lived, how many roads you have traveled, and how many failures you have experienced, but because you have learned to give up, learn to tolerate, and know how to fight.

10, everyone's suffering and pain is not because time has lost feelings, but because it is the same to know whether to say or not; Some dark wounds are not indifferent, but know how to face them calmly and know how to repair themselves.

1 1, the maturity of any soul must be baptized and tempered by loneliness. The worst feeling in the world is having to doubt what you used to believe.

12, not all people can be friends, not all feelings are worth cherishing.

13, time is a good medicine, it will precipitate the most beautiful feelings and take away the lingering insincerity. Fate needs to be cherished and needs two-way interaction; Feelings need gratitude and care from both sides.

14, love is not one-way, love is not taking, knowing how to cherish will last, and knowing how to last forever is not easy. Love without regrets, pain without regrets, just because I don't ask for anything in return; Love is humble, pain is cheap, just because it is deeply rooted in people's hearts.

15, fate, need to grasp, but also know how to cherish. Knowing how to cherish will last long; Knowing how to be grateful is worth having.

16, love is silent to the depths, and love is speechless to the depths. People who are sincere to you are not based on any interests; The person who really accompanies you is not because of your external aura.

17, love is an umbrella that quietly appears on your head when it rains; Love is silently accompanying you when you are confused.

18, life is empty. When you come, you will be naked. If you look down on life, you will look down on fame and fortune, and you will know what to cherish in life.

19, a love, silently accompanying you, surpassing all false fame and fortune; A love, silently supporting you, is higher than all the so-called interests.

20. Don't squander a feeling that seems easy to get, and don't easily hurt a heart that pays silently. Life never comes back, life never comes back, and do it and cherish it.

2 1, how is life? It's better to smile than to frown.

22. A friend is not someone who can help you when you are in trouble, but he must be someone who won't laugh at you.

Sometimes, it's not that the world is too hypocritical, but that we are too naive. A man should always think about his own mistakes, forget others' mistakes and dare to be himself. The past can fail, and the future cannot fail; Failure in doing things is a temporary failure, and failure in life is a lifelong failure. Life is like a circle, and the end point is also the starting point. Don't expect too much, what you get will eventually be lost; Don't be too afraid, it's always you who can dominate you.

24. Life is a play, and it's fate that you come and go.

25. Only oneself know whether it hurts or not, and only oneself understand whether it has changed or not.

26. Happiness is a gift. The secret of getting it is not to expect it, but to enjoy it when it comes.

27. We always think that the happiness we want is on the other side of time. In fact, happiness is hidden in the fleeting time and has never been far away from us.

28. Sometimes, forgetting is the best relief; Sometimes, silence is the best way to tell.

29. In this world, no pain belongs to you, so there is no need to be pessimistic and disappointed. Living in this world, no one is not painful, and no one will not shed tears. For everyone, pain is just a passer-by, a test and a test. In the face of pain, don't just be sad, cheer up and be angry. On the road of life, pain is inevitable. Don't lose heart, firmly believe that it will be realized through hard work.

30. If you have a choice, choose the best; If you have no choice, do your best.

3 1, life is not bitter, what is bitter is that we have too many desires; People are not tired, but they should not be too open.

32. People are like this all their lives. Happy is also a day, unhappy is also a day, so be sure to be happy. People are like this all their lives, and it is impossible to do anything wrong again; Broken hearts are hard to heal, so don't regret it afterwards. People are like this all their lives. After today, there will be no other today. I won't look back for a minute, so I must cherish every minute. Tell yourself: smile in the face of any setbacks.

Remember, no one can tell! When no one is distressed, feel sorry for yourself; Love yourself when no one loves you.

34. The road of life is your own choice. No matter how hard it is, be strong.

When people are tired, they have a rest. When they are tired, they are silent. Laugh when you are happy, and laugh later when you are unhappy.

36. Some people, some things, you don't see clearly when you see them, you don't understand when you see them, you don't see through when you understand them, and you don't see through when you see them. In fact, everything can be wasted, but don't waste time. It is the time that many people ignore that has caused many irreparable mistakes and regrets. Finally, we know that time broadens our minds. Only by cherishing every minute of this past can we understand the true meaning of happiness.

37. I'd rather be seen as heartless than pitied.

38. There will always be more people watching your jokes in this world than those who care about you. When you are sad, squat down and hug yourself, forgive others and let go of yourself.

39. Not all grievances can be shouted out, not all worries can be said, some things can only be understood by yourself, and some things can only be said to yourself.

40. You don't know people by eyes, but by heart. When you meet a stranger for the first time, you will definitely comment on their behavior silently, and the other person will also think about your weight secretly. But it is a pity that it is difficult to quickly see through the hearts of others in just a few minutes of communication. If you want to really understand a person, don't try to prove it with your eyes, but try to run it in with your heart. Time may not give birth to love, but it will definitely see people's hearts.

Editor's note: Love is like a meteor shower, even if it is beautiful, it is only a moment. I feel sorry only after I have experienced it, and the unreal is like an illusion. Love is coming, close your eyes, this moment feels good. Love is gone, gone, don't try to get it back, just remember that it came.

Modal phrase: I closed my eyes and pretended to be dead to scare him.

During the Northern Song Dynasty, Land Rover committed another crime, and She Taijun took the lead in personal expedition. Suddenly one day, the soldiers in front came to report: "She Taijun, Land Rover invented a new type of chariot, which was fast and could attack at high altitude, especially the first Land Rover, which was very powerful and caused many casualties in our army." In an emergency, She Taijun turned to ask Mu Guiying, "How?" Mu clasped his fist and said, "You can abandon the wheel and attack Li Hulu. . . She Taijun was shocked and blurted out, "Humor is a professional performance art? ! …"

A beautiful junior asked me: Senior, do you have a girlfriend? When I was excited, I answered truthfully: no, my junior picked up the skirt and turned around. She asked me, senior, is it beautiful? My heart beat faster, I nodded wildly and said, beautiful. Junior said happily: My boyfriend gave it to me.

The child is too young and his hands are not deep-just playing in bed, a big metal toy hit my head! To scare him, I closed my eyes and pretended to be dead. To prove it, he hit me in the face several times.

A few days ago, I saw a life tip that essential balm can permanently remove the dirt on the foreskin, so I tried it with a try mentality. . .

My sister said that I used to like a senior and stayed with him, afraid to look up and talk. His hands are beautiful, and his clothes always smell of soap. Later, when he became his girlfriend, he realized that this idiot always threw his clothes into the bucket and stepped on them, and then hung them out to dry without washing soap bubbles.

The Chinese teacher is an old man who likes to procrastinate. Once after the school bell rang, all the other classrooms were out of school, and our class was still in class. . . The classroom became more and more noisy, and finally the teacher's voice was drowned out. The teacher said with an unhappy face: You can finish school when you are quiet and see who has more time. An idiot in the back row said: I am 17 years old this year, see who has more time! Teacher. . .

Me: "The boss got a haircut". The boss looked at me and said, "Eight dollars. Hey, you are a student. " I thought about it, how can I see that I am a student when I am so mature, and I said confidently, "No!" " "The boss smiled and nodded:" Not a student 15 yuan ". . . .

A gentleman's son didn't go to college, so he found an old classmate who was the chairman of a state-owned enterprise. The chairman is very frank: let him be the deputy general manager, with a monthly salary of 50 thousand, and just hold a routine meeting every day. Gentleman: Just give a general location. Chairman: Assistant to the General Manager with a monthly salary of 20,000. Just pour tea for the general manager. A gentleman: Let's start with an ordinary salesman. Chairman: Our salesman must have at least a master's degree, and his salary is very low, and he still owes wages!

I saw a handsome guy across the train, but I never got a chance to strike up a conversation. I'm anxious. Late at night, the handsome boy dozed off and slept there. Suddenly, the train shook violently, and the handsome boy's head knocked over his leftover instant noodle bowl on the dining table. I immediately burst into laughter. Look at the handsome guy's eyes again, I know I don't need to strike up a conversation today! ! !

I took a taxi in the morning, but I didn't bring the fare when I arrived at my destination. I was embarrassed. I happened to have two packs of Chinese on me, so I took them out as fares. The master took my cigarette and said, "Such a good cigarette." I'm embarrassed to get off. The master suddenly stopped me and took out a pack of red river from his trouser pocket and handed it to me. He said quietly, "Change ..."

There are only a handful of truly awesome martial arts names. Think about it, such as Duan Yu's Six-pulse Excalibur, Qiao Feng's Eighteen Dragons, and my wife's crying, and she hanged herself twice.