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Those classic stories about men and women are so classic.
2. Men love face and women love fame.
3. Men are afraid to ask salary, and women are afraid to ask age.
Men are afraid of being short, while women are afraid of being fat.
5. Men are afraid of getting smaller and women are afraid of getting thicker.
6. Men are afraid of losing their freedom, while women are afraid of losing their protection.
7. Men live in reality and women live in memories.
8. Men live for the purpose, while women live for the desire.
9. Men regard the world as their heart, while women regard the heart as the world.
10, men are tired, women are tired.
1 1. Men want to be famous in their dreams, and women wake up and dream of love.
12, men are afraid of entering the wrong line, and women are afraid of marrying the wrong person.
13, men are impulsive and women are emotional.
14. Men are serious when they lie, while women look around when they lie.
15, men stay with people younger than themselves to show their youth, and women stay with people older than themselves to be young.
16, men dress up to show their identity, while women dress up to be realistic and beautiful.
17, men talk about their idols, and women hide them in their hearts.
18, men often can't resist the temptation of wine, and women often can't resist the attraction of flowers.
19, men's weakness is that they are afraid of their wives, while women's characteristic is that they are afraid of their sons.
20. Men are prisoners of reality and women are masters of dreams.
2 1, men are hunters of love, and women are prey of love.
22. Men beat their wives when they are angry, and women beat their husbands when they are spoiled.
23. Gifts from men to women are often poetic, and gifts from women to men are often the most practical.
24. Men envy the money in the pockets of the same sex, while women envy the curves of the same sex.
25. Men like the innocence in women's eyes, and women like the unfathomable in men's eyes.
26, men are often trapped by money, women are often trapped by love.
27. Men are more angry in the face of misfortune, while women are more in tears in the face of misfortune.
28. Men's pain is mixed with sighs, while women's pain is mixed with tears.
29. When a man quarrels with his wife, he usually goes to war. When a woman quarrels with her husband, she often cries and scolds impermanence.
30. Men use wisdom in their careers, while women use wisdom emotionally.
3 1, men like others to say that they are old, and women like others to say that they are young.
32. Men can win praise from generation to generation by stopping water from crossing the house three times, but women are condemned by society for taking less children and cooking less.
33. The higher a man's position is, the more practical his wife's psychology is, the more powerful a woman is, and the more empty her husband's psychology is.
3 1, men often feel lonely, and women often feel lonely.
32. Men spend money on their mouths, while women spend money on their faces.
33. Men keep tears in their hearts, while women keep tears on their faces.
34. Men don't cry lightly when they have tears, but women cry when they have worries.
35. Men's tears often attract contempt, while women's tears often win sympathy.
36. Men talk a lot after drinking, while women talk a lot after getting married.
37. Men often nag and vent when drinking, while women often say right and wrong when drinking.
38. Men brag after drinking, while women sleep silently after drinking.
Men make friends with you because they drink with you, and women invite you to drink with them because they make friends with you.
40. Men will buy famous brands and women will buy styles.
4 1, men are often impulsive when shopping, and women are often moved when shopping.
42. Men like to be the center of the family, and women like to be the center of the family.
43. Men love to sing lyrics, while women love to sing tunes.
44. Men love entertainment and women love shopping.
45. Men love to go shopping after work, and women are busy going home after work.
46, men's laundry map is fast, and women's laundry is clean.
47. Men smoke when they are bored, and women eat melon seeds when they are bored.
48. Men pay attention to speed while women pay attention to rhythm.
49. Men always do what they say first, while women always say what they do first.
50. Men earn big eyes when they are frightened, and women close their eyes when they are frightened.
Talking about love between men and women is classic.
1. What do you want a man to give you? Some people want material wealth, while others want spiritual satisfaction. However, if there is material without spirit, getting along will become a kind of torture. And if there is spirit without matter, life will become painful again. The perfect man won't give you the most material or spiritual things, just meet your needs. The perfect man is ordinary. Ordinary men are the most suitable husbands.
2. Men often pick up girls as they like. For example, I sigh with girls who have gone through vicissitudes about leaving the world, talking about traveling around the world with girls who have never seen the world, talking about having a few children with girls who want to get married, and talking about the inner spiritual hall of young women in literature and art. The key point is not to say anything, but to make girls feel that only he understands your heart. Understanding is everything to women. But girls should be careful, sometimes pretending to understand is just a means to pick up girls.
3. When a man chases a girl, really don't push too hard. Full of romance and vows, but nothing in the end. Give your life to give, and finally others will think you are pushing too hard. In fact, men must understand. What girls want is not a verbal check or rich material. What they want is a sense of security. A good man only needs to do three things: companionship, progress and loyalty.
Falling in love is a process of accumulating experience. No one is born to fall in love. Therefore, when a man is particularly romantic and good at falling in love, there is no doubt that he has had too many women. And when a girl is not shocked by honor or disgrace, there is no doubt that she has been hurt too much. Men are trained by women, and women are hurt by men. Whose body? No blood or tears.
The sense of security that a man wants is that the whole world has left him, but there is another woman who will never leave. The sense of security a woman wants is that even if the whole world loves her, she only loves you. The woman a man wants is his retreat. The man a woman wants is her only home. So don't deliberately, love to a certain day, the man's heart is settled, the woman's heart is at ease, that is to find the right one.
6. If two people love each other too much, the relationship will not last long. This is the deep feeling that has never lived. Because love is a mutual thing, how much you pay, how much you always want the other party to return. When a person pays too much, it becomes an unequal emotional relationship, which will not make people happy, but will only make people miserable. Therefore, the more you love, the more painful it is, and the less you love, the longer it will last.
7. Many people have been in love for many years, and there is no problem at all. But just before the wedding, we broke up because of decoration, wedding banquet and quarrel. Why? Because there is no conflict of interest at ordinary times, we naturally live in peace. But once some people touch the interests, they will never tolerate you again. Therefore, to see if a person loves you or not, the key is to see if he will tolerate you when there are contradictions. Those who put up with you are good people, while those who yell at you are bad people. It's simple.
8. Some people love each other in full swing, but it doesn't last long, often for three minutes. As long as you get it, you don't love it immediately. Some people will hesitate before falling in love, but they will be single-minded when they really fall in love. What exactly do you want? Is it a momentary pleasure or a long time? Sometimes, don't like others too much. Life is always dull. A little lighter will last longer.
9. A man's temper is normal, but a man's temper can be sent to his boss, but not to his wife. Because no matter whether you are in a good mood or not, others can turn around and leave, but only your lover will accompany you and spend this time with you who are disheartened and high-spirited. You will gain a lot and lose a lot in this life, but there is only one person who will accompany you to the end. Not as big as the woman around you.
10. The strength of a woman is not to find a shoulder to lean on, but to go on without help. A woman's love is not to find someone to give selflessly, but to love happily and be loved happily. A woman's career is not to earn much money, but to make her life independent and wonderful. In fact, it is very simple to be a man, or to lose the dignity of your dreams and constantly satisfy your desires. Or lose your desire and constantly satisfy your heart.
1 1. In this life, every man will only love you once. After loving that injury, most men will change. Some people get married rationally, and some people start a journey of love. However, in this life, women will be stupid again and again and fall in love again and again. No matter how deeply they have been hurt before, as long as they meet a secret love, they will still throw a moth into the fire. Therefore, men are stupid once in their lives, and women are stupid all their lives.
12. Love is the best class for women. The best and worst things are learned from love. So, don't regard love as the end of life. Every time you fall in love, it's actually a class. You learn to cheat from romance, to bear from betrayal, and to be warm from caring. Change from pain and do more from happiness. Good women are all hurt and smile with tears.
13. What is the focus of long-distance love? No, can you continue your long-distance relationship? The focus of long-distance love is whether you have worked together to turn a long distance into the same place. All long-distance relationships eventually break up, or someone sacrifices to become the same place, and there is no long-distance relationship for life. Therefore, the key is to see who is willing to make sacrifices. Some people are willing to pay, no matter how far, it will be the same city. No one is willing to pay, and the same city has different ways.
14. I really want to tell men not to think that girls are easy to coax. When you make a mistake, you always coax it away. But why is she so easy to coax? It's not that I don't have enough IQ, nor that you are clever in deception, but that she loves you enough. It is love that will believe everything you say. And every time you lie, you will consume a little love. Therefore, men should cherish the girls around them who are easy to coax, and there is only one person who really loves you.
15. Girls regard ambiguity as love, while men may just regard ambiguity as a means to pick up girls. Don't be fooled by the surface sweetness. If a man loves you, it is most basic to give you a result. Falling in love may not always have a result, but it is an attitude. I don't even have an attitude, let alone love. Remember, ambiguity is a hook-up, and love is a focus.
16. There is nothing wrong with most doubts between lovers, but they are not honest enough. If two people are not honest, there will be all kinds of barriers, which will cause suspicion. A lot of things are originally small, and the more suspicious they are, the greater they become. Therefore, it is better to make it public than to hide it. Confession is better than lying. It is better to be specific than to be evasive. The more you talk, the more relieved your lover will be.
17. Some men know a lot about romance, but they don't think they are good men. Only those who have experienced countless women can have such skills. And some men can't pick up girls at all. Don't think that they don't understand amorous feelings, because they practice too little, so they will become dull. Falling in love is actually a skill. Men and women are all the same. If they had less experience, they wouldn't talk about it. The more you experience, the better you become. It can be seen that the idiot in love is often just a simple love history.
18. It's very popular to pick up girls now, that is, just a few days after we met, we told the girl we wanted to get married. Many marriage fanatics have degenerated, thinking that the other party must be sincere. But in fact, the sooner a man talks about getting married and having children, the less sincere he is. There is a simple reason. Marriage is a big deal. How can you talk nonsense if you don't understand? Come with your mouth open and you don't care at all. A sincere man will not say love easily, but he will not change easily after saying it.
19. The only way to remain proud is not to love each other. You can't be proud in front of your lover The only way to stop thinking is that you don't care. For those who care, it is inevitable to think too much. The only painless way is to find a new lover. Whoever is more single-minded will get hurt. It is painful to love someone. All we can do is pray that it is worth it. Value is the focus of love.
20. What is a man's greatest kindness? Good for one's own people, not good for outsiders. What is a man's greatest loyalty? He only loves one girl, and if he loves her, he will marry her. What is a man's greatest love? He only bought one ring and asked for marriage once in his life. Romance is not true, but being single is sincere. So, don't be a member of men, just be the only one among men.
That sentence about women and men is so classic.
1. Many women who are difficult to marry are not really difficult to marry, but they can't cross a threshold set by themselves.
2. A woman likes a man who makes her laugh, but what she really loves is a man who makes her cry.
For the man you like again, it is best for a woman to love seven points and keep three points. Even if she doesn't love in the future, a woman still has a way out.
For women, in the material age, if no man gives you enough confidence to believe in love and look forward to the future, the best way is to choose material and money.
A woman's greatest sense of security is not having a responsible man, but having material and money that can determine her future.
6. Most women are infatuated and most men are promiscuous. Infatuation will always be hurt by love, promiscuity will only be tired by love, and no matter how tired men are, they can't compare with the pain caused by women being hurt by love.
7. A woman is like a seed. If planted on fertile land, it will blossom and bear fruit and be extremely happy. But if planted in barren land, it will wither like mud, and life will be bleak.
8. A woman bets on a man all her life, talks about wisdom, and finally depends on luck.
9. A smart woman doesn't need to beg for help once she meets a fickle lover. The only thing she can do is to keep her last dignity and give her a back that she will regret one day.
10. Women should understand that the best woman in a man's mind is always the next unknown. Don't misunderstand a man who dares to divorce you for life.
1 1. At the crossroads of marriage, the most important thing for a woman is not to choose a suitable road, but to choose a harmless or least harmful road.
12. The greatest misfortune of a woman's life is not that she was born in troubled times, but that she met a fickle man.
13. For women, all pain is being cheated, emotionally cheated.
14. A woman may forget the man who loved her all her life, but no woman will forget the man who hurt her. Men hurt for a while, women hurt for a lifetime.
15. Women should live for themselves, no matter whether life is wonderful or not, don't lose themselves in love.
16. In the game of love, women who know love usually lose miserably. Love is cruel, and the loser is out.
17. Giving up an established marriage, even if it is a wrong marriage, is really a great test for women. The test is not only a woman's wisdom, but also her courage to face reality.
18. Women can know a man intuitively, and they can know a man thoroughly in one night.
19. Women would rather share with others in the most beautiful season than enjoy themselves when they are lonely.
20. Women are like flowers, and flowers have a flowering period. Once you miss it, even if it is fluttering in the wind, it is lonely.
2 1. The reality is so cruel after all. Women can fight against fate, but they can't compete with time.
22. Women are like white wine, the sun in the sky, giving off the hottest light and shining above you forever. A woman like beer is the moon in the sky. Cold light only appears at night and disappears at dawn. A woman like red wine is a star in the sky, giving off a faint light, farthest from you, but shining in your brilliant heart forever.
23. All women's heartbroken past is related to love.
24. Women are either angels or demons. An angelic woman is a school that makes bad men quiet and ambitious. A devil-like woman is a tempting poisoned wine, which makes a good man intoxicated and beyond redemption.
25. A woman betting on love and marriage is actually betting on a man. Success or failure depends on wisdom and luck, but never on reason.
26. Men should get married at the age of 30, and women should marry themselves for love before the age of 30, otherwise there will always be regrets in life.
27. Men leave behind vicissitudes of life, while women leave behind old age. Vicissitudes are experiences, charms and temptations. Aging is helplessness, pain and ending.
28. Men are always fickle, while women are always fickle.
29. No matter how stupid a man is, he will also make a woman in love lose her way and devote herself wholeheartedly. However, no matter how clever a woman is, no matter how charming and charming she is, it is only the eyes of men that confuse her, but it is difficult to penetrate her soul.
30. The older an old man is, the happier he is, and the older an old woman is, the sadder she is.
3 1. Women all expect to be men's only favorite. In fact, in a man's world, the most unforgettable woman in his life is not the woman he loves most, nor the woman he hates most, nor the woman he abandoned, but the woman he is most sorry for.
The classic quotations about love between men and women are too classic.
1, love is never everything, life is.
Men don't get married not because they don't want to get married, but because they don't want to marry you.
3. Women who are jealous of men's careers are all 250.
4. Women who are jealous of men's games are all 250.
There are many fresh and interesting prey, but if I kill a big brown bear, I will always be proud of it.
6. The most disgusting thing in this world is that there is no mystery at all.
7. Being smart is not difficult, but being stupid is the hardest.
8. Women are most likely to overestimate two things: one is their beauty, and the other is men's feelings.
9. Two things that men are most likely to overestimate: one is their sexual ability, and the other is their ex-girlfriend's feelings for themselves.
10, men's erection has no morality, morality is the bondage of the soul, in other words, between thoughts. You can't control his prostate any more than you can control his bladder.
1 1, unisex: the tighter you hold, the faster you die.
12, for men who see that you are not hard everywhere but hard-hearted, give up decisively.
13. Chasing a girl is like shooting a fox. Chase, stop, stop When she is curious, she will come back to look for it and knock it down with one shot.
14, a man's best accessory is the woman around him, so be a diamond that everyone admires, otherwise how can you force him to take you out?
15, most men and women don't know what they want, but they know what they don't want.
16, there may not be true love in this world, but there is absolutely no love.
17, women say that breaking up is mostly to retain and pay attention, while men say that breaking up only means one thing: breaking up.
18, there are not so many things to make movies in this world. What you think is "I love you in my heart", but the truth is often "not so much"
19, the consequences of women's profligacy in their feelings are mostly painful.
20. No one can be responsible for your menstrual fever.
2 1, hope for the best, do your best, prepare for the worst and hold the best attitude. Remember what should be remembered, forget what should be forgotten, change what can be changed and accept what is true. The sun is always new and every day is a beautiful day.
22. The scenery along the way keeps retreating, but it will never fade in memory, just like our tortuous life.
I love you for no purpose. Just love you.
24. The pain of parting and disappointment has lost its voice.
25, feelings are sometimes just a person's business. It has nothing to do with anyone. Love, or not love, can only end by itself.
26. Those beautiful little fish sleep with their eyes open. Don't need love, and never cry. They are my role models.
27. The person who played the game has already left. Who cares about scrutinizing a game of chess except the world of mortals?
28, we also had good memories, just let the tears blurred.
29. I've been looking for that feeling, that feeling of holding a pair of warm hands on a cold day.
30. Because it is dull, our love sometimes drifts away from the original warm harbor; Because of curiosity, our journey will inadvertently turn to a crossroads. Just when you want to turn around, you will hear love crying in a low voice behind you.
3 1, I still keep my eyes open when the night comes, because I saw the traces you left in the moonlight.
32. In this city, I believe there must be someone who thinks the same way, has a similar frequency, and arranged to meet me at a lonely exit of a station.
33. Turn around and leave, forget for a lifetime.
34. Time didn't wait for me, but you forgot to take me away, so we scattered in the strange wind and rain and forgot each other from now on.
35. Time will slowly precipitate, and some people will gradually blur in your heart. Learn to let go, your happiness needs to be realized by yourself.
36. Sometimes I don't understand, just don't want to understand; Sometimes I don't know, but I just don't want to say it; Sometimes it's not that you don't understand, but that you don't know what to do, so you learn to be silent.
37. Life is an out-of-print movie that will never be replayed.
38. Ten thousand bright futures are not worth a warm gift.
39. Don't blame anyone, don't laugh at anyone, don't envy anyone, run in the sun, dream your own dreams and go your own way.
40. When we were young, we always had nothing to say at first, and we were all miserable in the end. When we grow up and mature, we avoid childish injuries, but we also miss the courage to start.
4 1, every encounter in life is fate, there is no right or wrong. Every morning in life, we should work hard and not delay.
Life is always full of fear, but we have no choice but to face it bravely.
43. If you are sad, try to look up at the sky. It is so big that it can certainly accommodate all our emotions.
44. Doing what you haven't done is called growth, doing what you don't want to do is called change, and doing what you dare not do is called breakthrough.
As long as you say goodbye bravely, life will definitely give you a new beginning.
46. Trust is the easiest thing to lose and the hardest thing to recover in this world.
47. Memories of true love are like a favorite song. You won't get tired of playing a few more times.
48. Youth is a book that is too hasty. We watched it again and again with tears in our eyes.
49. A friend who knows your tears is better than a group of friends who only know your smile.
50. I believe that there is always more beauty than darkness and more joy than suffering in this world, and there are many things worth continuing to believe.
5 1. Youth is a book that you can't close when you open it. Life is a road that you can't go back. Love is a gamble, you can't get it back if you throw it out.
No one can go back to the past and start over, but anyone can write a completely different ending from today.
I didn't meet you at the best time, but I had the best time with you.
54, not chatting, but suitable for being together; Not suitable, can be together; If you can't be together, you will always be together; It doesn't mean that you will be happy forever.
No matter how far we go, don't forget why we started.
56. Strangely, there are some places I have always wanted to go, some people I want to see, and some dreams I want to realize, but I haven't put them into action yet. If you want something, do it. There is nothing to worry about.
57. Don't think too complicated. If you hold it too tightly, things will break and your hands will hurt.
58. Where you can reach in your dreams, you can reach in your footsteps one day.
59. Don't give up a love just because of a little flaw. After all, in love, what is needed is truth, not perfection.
60. When we feel happy, why should we think about whether this happiness is eternal or temporary? Worry is the greatest enemy of happiness.
6 1, when you are young, it is easy to regard good feelings as likes, likes as love, and temporarily as a lifetime. It's called innocence. When you grow up, it's easy to treat like as goodwill, love as like, and life as temporary. This is called missing.
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