Awesome and interesting mood phrases

1, love is like playing basketball, with attack and defense, and sometimes fake action!

2, lie in bed in the morning, and then take out six coins from your pocket: if they are all heads, go to class. Hesitated for a long time, forget it. Don't take the risk.

Intelligence test is to see how stupid you are.

Men are firm when they are decisive, while women are rash when they are decisive.

I won't watch you jump on the kang, I will close my eyes.

6. As the saying goes: If you laugh, the whole world will laugh with you; You cried. You are the only one crying in the world.

7, can't afford to play, get out, don't fucking talk so much nonsense.

8. Don't brag about all perfume brands in the world. Who can say that the fragrance of their brand perfume can cover a pancake in the subway car? I never told you about leek cakes. It is bullying to mention that.

9, with your tears, your smile, your hypocrisy ... wherever you come from.

10, I went to assassinate sogou, and sogou cried and asked me why. I grinned: you can go to Baidu in the underworld.

1 1. Getting up early can really do a lot of things, for example, sleeping again.

12, women watch Korean dramas and use a lot of paper towels every year. Actually ... why don't men watch Japanese dramas?

13, a good girlfriend can save you 200G hard disk. No explanation! ! !

14. When money stood up and spoke, all truths fell asleep.

15. Shortly after anonymous went to college, he wrote to his mother asking for money. The reason is: new boyfriend, seven dates, all dressed up, need to buy another one. Mom wrote back: start over with a new boyfriend!

16. Psychological activities of pregnant girls: My mother will kill me! Fetal psychological activity: My mother will kill me!

17, don't make excuses for your meanness, you won't find it, because your meanness is outstanding, and those reasons are too common.

18, don't be infatuated with me, I will let you lose.

19, I love you as much as a mouse loves rice.

20. When I love you, you are what you say; When I don't love you, what do you say you are?

2 1, the four major sorrows of life: a long drought meets sweet rain, a drop; When you meet an old friend in a foreign country, you are a creditor; Wedding night, next door; When I want to be the first, I dream.

Interesting phrases to show off.

1, a buddy said to give me a lump of shit, and I bravely said yes, and I will burn it to you next year with interest.

It takes only one step for a girl to become a young woman.

Let's eat lollipops, you eat lollipops and I eat sugar.

You always say that I look good without glasses. Actually, I look good without glasses.

5. Hehe, you are so happy. I am embarrassed to face your unforgettable pie fritters.

6, a stick can't kill a group of people, just like the teacher said, nothing is impossible, only what you don't want to do, I want to live for 500 years, then what should I do?

7. In those days when I said goodbye, I suddenly wanted to laugh. Your mouth is open, but your eyes are blurred. Heartache to the extreme, almost collapsed.

8. There are two kinds of people who are the most attractive in the world. One is beautiful, the other is you. ...

9. A busy day; Monday; Begging for death on Tuesday; Not dead on Wednesday; Day; Died on Thursday; Day; Friday; Come today; A free and easy day; Saturday; Sunday injury day

10, I met a ghost on the road that day, and I gave him a beating. Finally I said, "You are a ghost. Are you great? " I'm a ghost after I die! You think I'm afraid of you! "

1 1. Every day you walk, you will find how immature you were yesterday.

12, go when it's time to go, and stay when it's time to stay. Brother Xing won't ask for help! Take a bubble bath and look at the seconds. A comfortable second is a second.

13. If one of your teachers asks you to answer a question and you are too lazy to answer it, just say that it is not me who makes him angry.

14, Ba Shen has docked with Tiangong-1. Why is the docking task between us still so difficult?

15, I only trust two people in this world, one is you and the other is you.

16, a man had a box of cigarettes and it rained all day.

17, shit, I've been having nightmares these nights, so I have to find a horror film to press the alarm.

18, keep a low profile! It's the best b show.

19, think about salary. Forget it, it's not alive,

20. I stayed in a nervous crowd for a long time and found myself normal.

2 1, youth, youth, who hasn't loved a few bastards?

22, true love is like a UFO, just heard of it, but no one has seen it!

Don't look at me innocently like a puppy, it will make me want to eat dog meat.

24, if you chase me naked for two kilometers, I'll be a hooligan if I go back!

25. I wonder how many families were destroyed by this mid-term exam.

26. Why do you want to insert advertisements in the middle of the program? Because both the host and the guest have to go to the bathroom.

27. The manager asked me why I asked for leave. I said shyly: A friend got married and she invited me to be the groom. ...

28. Our dharma number is chaotic. Tathagata is my brother. Hey hey.

Awesome mood phrases in personality space

Awesome mood phrases in personality space

1. Take courage to lower your head and raise your head confidently.

Your ugliness has nothing to do with your face.

You are heartless, I am unfaithful, and the straight line will be parallel forever.

4. The smallest good deed is better than the largest good thought.

Every happy beginning must be preceded by a sad ending.

6. Walking on the road with headphones on. The noise of the world has nothing to do with me.

7. Life is like a cup of tea, it won't be bitter for a lifetime, but it will always be bitter for a while.

8. After the summer of youth, who can remember which year it was?

9. Love is real, only happiness is fake.

10. No response. Love is really cruel and redundant. Redundancy makes me feel bad.

1 1. We only have one earth, so you should cherish it; There is only one me on the earth, so you should love me too!

12. When men have cigarettes and wine, they have stories; When a woman is rich and beautiful, there will be tragedy.

13. If you want to master eternity, then you must control the present.

14. True love should go beyond the length of life, the width of soul and the depth of soul.

15. Life is beautiful only when it comes out, but it is not brilliant when it comes out.

16. The higher the sky, the closer it is to the sun.

17. Once in a lifetime, let's talk about a love for the purpose of getting married.

18. Maybe some people are hateful and some people are despicable. And when I put myself in his imagination, I realized that he was more pitiful than me. So please forgive all the people you have met, good and bad.

19. The fish said to the water, you can't see my tears because I am in the water. Water says I can feel your tears because you are in my heart.

20. China University trains slaves instead of talents.

2 1. If you don't smoke, you won't die, but it will be worse than death.

22. If one day I have children, I will be very upset! Under the current education system, if children's grades are poor, it will definitely make people worry, but good grades will make people worry even more.

23. Don't think about whether you can succeed. Since I chose the distance, I only care about hardships; Don't think about whether there will be cold wind and rain behind you. Since the goal is the horizon, what is left to the world is only the back.

24. I saw the long-lost sunshine. In fact, happiness has always been there.

25. conquest of paradise's power can only be achieved through hell. Only bloody fingers can play the swan song of the world.

Sailors take more risks than spectators, but there is hope to reach the other shore.

Neighbors play the piano at two o'clock in the middle of the night. Don't be angry. You can wake him up at four o'clock and tell him you appreciate his performance.

28. If you just wait, all that will happen is that you get old.

29. When you start your life tomorrow, if someone argues with you, let him win. This winning or losing is just a literal concept. When you let the other side win, you have nothing to lose. What did he win by winning? Understand what? The so-called loss, what did you lose? Lose what?

30. Most of our life is wasted on the unpredictable written language.

3 1. You won't always feel disappointed. You should think that he is very kind to me. This is the cultivation of kung fu.

Why did you put the poison in the same bottle? The same psychology, why are you full of troubles?

We always feel that what we can't get is beautiful, because you know too little about him and have no time to get along with him. One day, when you know it better, you will find that it is not as beautiful as you think.

34. Whatever you say when you like you is what you say when you don't like you.

35. People are people, not hedgehogs. There is no need to learn to be so strong.

36. The so-called threshold, the past is the door, the past is the threshold.

37. The dream is gone and my heart is broken. I just stay to prepare for leaving.

38. Everyone is born primitive. Sadly, many people have gradually become pirates.

39. In fact, a person's so-called freedom should be called solitude.

40. Some things are beyond our control, so we must control ourselves.

4 1. When love leaves, please let love live and let yourself live.

Classic awesome mood talk phrases daquan

1, it was pulled out before it could be molested.

2, holding a pot to smoke, can live a day is a day.

3. During the onset of intermittent depression, strangers should not disturb and acquaintances should not find out.

I have fixed the wedding date, now I just need to fix the groom.

5, my sister's personality, Baidu can't find it,

6, this year's holiday, no gifts, only gifts: local gold!

Even if the heavy rain turns the city upside down, I have to go back to school when school starts.

8. The teacher always says that copying your homework is hurting you. Bullshit! Copying homework is the most precious friendship between classmates! Cherish ~ ~ ~

9. Look at the long hair fluttering from a distance, look at the tiger's back and bear's back carefully, turn around and look at it, lying in the trough, the old demon of Montenegro.

10, when facing the paper, I found myself suffering from white disease.

1 1. You have no image of a pig, but you have the temperament of a pig.

12, you are my Youlemei so that I can throw you away after drinking.

13, young people don't start businesses, and old people call them dad.

14, awesome people don't care about driving or walking.

15, punched Nanshan Shaolin Temple, and a word was stabbed.

16. Life is like playing a game. The longer you play, the higher your experience.

17, what is lost and recovered. It's always used.

18, time flies, love stays, love rolls.

19, goddess of the sun, please give me full positive energy for the exam.

20. I heard that couples like to use words like fool and fool as nicknames. I found the girl I secretly love, and I got up the courage to call her SB. As a result, she never paid attention to me again. . . I no longer believe in love.

2 1, it is also tap water, but it just feels that the kitchen is cleaner than the toilet.

22. Why are deep-sea fish ugly? Because it was too dark for anyone to see, everyone grew up like this.

23. I am who I am. There are no fireworks in heaven and hell. If you want to love me, marry me!

24. I have no money or a house, but I am Gao Fushuai, a well-known rich second generation.

25. We can't live together, but we can hurt each other all our lives.

26. I am an angel, because of my weight, I can't go back to heaven.

27. When you are upset, remember three sentences: 1, forget it. 2. it doesn't matter. 3. It will pass.

28. Live the blues spirit of hip-hop like erhu.

29. A real warrior dares to face his own face.

30, homework ~ I can give you three choices, a you take the answer yourself, b you find someone else to copy it, and c I burn you.

3 1, this grandson, a little careless, is like a crop watered with dung, thriving!

Don't hate the person who left you, all you have to do is make him regret leaving you.

33. When love comes to an end, farting can be a reason to break up.

34. Paying a salary is like menstruating once a month, and it will be gone in a week or so.

35. Many people love someone by mistake because they are lonely, but more people are lonely all their lives because they love someone by mistake.

36. Red beans don't grow in the south, they grow on my face. I really miss them!

37. It costs ten pence to spend a penny, which is a good spender.

38. Memories are just a kind of outdated beauty, and expectations are just a kind of false happiness.

39. Live in the present, and the present is the only important moment.

40. Look at the time not to get up, but how long you can sleep. . .

4 1, the green hills are still there, and there is no firewood.

42. Walk the streets and ask about the whereabouts of happiness.

Every time I miss a girl, I put a brick on the ground, so there is the Great Wall.

44. A man may not be handsome, but he must have taste.

45, life, if you think too much, you will have a headache, and if you figure it out, you will be heartbroken.

46. For most of our lives, commitment is synonymous with bondage, but we long for bondage.

47. The furthest distance in the world is from Monday to Friday.

48. The most terrible thing in the world is that the person who pushed you to hell once took you to heaven.

49. Who really takes who seriously, who is distressed for whom.

I sent my heart to the wrong address. Would you please give it back to me now?