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Short sentences suitable for talking about space, interesting. The space you deserve is interesting.

1. My eyesight has dropped to a hopeless level. You can't see the money when you open your wallet. It's terrible.

I am really a sinner, because I am so cute at my age.

The significance of getting up early is that you can take a nap.

I miss a person very much during this time, and my heart will be broken. He is grandpa Mao.

I'm not fat, it's swelling caused by my allergy to life.

6. You should remember that no matter how estranged we are in the end, a red envelope will bring us back to the beginning.

7. I have a crush on you because I'm out of my mind, and now my brain is shaking dry.

8. Self-cultivation of girls taking photos: Take only one of 3,000 selfies.

9. Everything must come to an end, but if you invite me, I can eat with you again.

10. Your persistence and cuteness is the best gift for yourself.

1 1. Fooling yourself doesn't mean I'm not angry with you.

12. Want to be spoiled, want to be happy, miss you, forget it, want to be rich.

13. You always say that dreams are out of reach, but you never go to bed early and get up early.

14. Silence is golden. Don't talk to me. I want to save money.

15. Get calm, lose indifference, strive for inevitability and let nature take its course.

16. Every time I watch a costume film, I feel strange when I hear someone say, I want to smell it.

17. I won't let you see my sadness. I'm afraid you can't help laughing.

18. I am not a casual person! But whatever, it is not a person!

19. As long as the hoe jumps well, there is a corner that cannot be dug down?

20. I want to be a child.

2 1. If you want to win happiness, I will win you.

22. I like you for nothing.

23. Admit it, you are crazy about me, too.

24. The goal was scored by the goalkeeper.

25. I always wander between cow A and cow C.

26. I can't satisfy everyone, because not everyone is human.

27. Life will make you suffer for a while, and after you get used to it, you will suffer for a lifetime.

28. How do you describe our relationship? Even a pack of fifty-cent spicy strips won't give you half!

29. Holding a hot, rechargeable mobile phone, regardless of life and death, is a rare heroic moment in my life.

Very interesting space to talk about.

Very interesting space to talk about.

First, it's all boiled water, so what do you pack?

Second, the heart answers: I am not afraid, because I am heartless.

Third, I not only have a car, but also work by myself.

Fourth, the mood of going to work is heavier than going to the grave.

5. How to lose weight if you are not full?

Six, after the important task is post-manufacturing.

7. The price of graves has risen so fast that I can't afford to die.

If you are healthy, it is a bolt from the blue.

Nine, cucumber lies in shooting, and life lies in hey.

Ten, people are people, there is no need to deliberately be a person.

Don't swear to me, I'm afraid you'll be struck by lightning.

Twelve, I want to let the world know that I am very low-key!

Thirteen, Lao Tzu not only has a car, but also depends on himself!

If the smoke is not obedient, I will smoke.

Fifteen, money is not the problem, the problem is no money!

16. Your appearance is out of proportion.

Seventeen years old, the foot of my bed is so bright, bald and frosty.

Eighteen, blessed today, there are animals to see!

19. Please allow me to forget us.

20. I was very young. What about you? Are you old?

2 1. If you just like it, why exaggerate it into love?

22. When I become emperor, I will make you a prince.

Twenty-three, you can be proud, but you have to give face.

Twenty-four, happiness remains the same, and sorrow is myriad.

I am used to crying before going to bed.

Twenty-six, people are mean, people are stupid!

Your smile warms the whole winter.

Twenty-eight, this is really a smiling face. This is disgusting.

I don't like talking about love, just money.

30. Who is the husband? All fucking temporary workers!

Thirty-one, drag with me, you go and buy a coffin first!

Would you like to be my next ex-girlfriend?

33. The ideal is beautiful, but the reality is very skinny.

When a mouse gets angry, everyone is a sick cat.

Thirty-five, novels are like fairy tales, and reality is like residue.

Thirty-six, slightly painful, the original cut fur.

Thirty-seven, everyone has a time to shit!

Thirty-eight, come back quickly, I can't fool you alone!

Don't worship your brother, who also has many fans.

Forty, you are the best example of abortion failure!

I walk slowly, but I never walk backwards!

Forty-two, don't do it if you regret it, and don't regret it if you do it.

43.how did you die? Not so poor as to die.

Forty-four, people are simple when they are poor, but complicated when they are rich.

Forty-five, the bird in the cage, hate Zhang Fei.

Forty-six, listen to you and leave me ten books!

Forty-seven, when hardware can also be copied!

Forty-eight, don't pretend with me. I'm crazy, too.

Forty-nine, people are not smart and bald like others.

Fifty, people, it is better to live beautifully than to be beautiful.

Teach you my menstrual fluid (test)!

Fifty-two years old, my hair is gone, and dandruff is more prominent.

Let's have a baby, shall we?

54. An exam is like cooking porridge, it will burn when cooked.

Fifty-five, life is simple, not addicted to fantasy.

56. Same eyes, different opinions.

I want to bite you, but I'm a Muslim.

Fifty-eight, other people's money and wealth are all things other than me.

Fifty-nine, my world, as long as I understand it alone

Sixty, the noise dispersed, I thought there would be you.

Humorous and interesting QQ space.

1. You're a little aura, I'm a little silly, you're a little effeminate, I'm a little rustic, you smell a little sweet, I'm a little alcoholic, and I'm not angry if you're angry.

He said you don't belong to me now, and I won't love you until you belong to me.

Since dating is not allowed, don't give out school uniforms, lest others say it's fake.

When I have money, I will buy two lollipops, one for you to eat and the other for you to eat.

5. Don't read the information! Then what are you looking at? See how it works!

6. The difference between me and Telunsu is! I have low purity, and Telunsu has high purity!

7. "Doctor, what should I do with big pores?" "The pixel drops."

8. If I look listless, I may be tired, I may be sick, and the biggest possibility is that I am hungry …

9. Boss: Friends are for use; Brothers are betrayed; Boss, that's how I escaped.

10. It is said that the tears you shed are the water in your head.

1 1. A fat pigeon walked into the central hall from the balcony, bravely took a shit and floated away! Don't be infatuated with pigeons. Pigeons are just a legend.

12. the highest level of boredom, turning on the computer, pressing the phone and watching TV.

13. What is the head teacher? Is to ruin your friendship! Destroy your love again! Terrorists who don't leave your family alone!

14. The night gives you black eyes, but you roll your eyes with them.

15. I counted my fingers and found that I was missing in your life.

16. Children who lack love are always very easy to satisfy.

17. I love you more than Sima! My love for you is brighter than Zhuge! For your heart, it will last longer than Guan Yunchang! I don't need to say what you mean!

18. I have been abused thousands of times in winter, and it is like first love for quilts.

19. People nowadays are all talking on the surface, but they are actually playing with their brains.

20. Sometimes, when waiting in line for meals in the canteen, the greatest comfort is not that there are fewer and fewer people in front, but that there are more and more people waiting behind.

2 1. If someone talks to me about "the end of the world" again, I will not hesitate to call 1 10.

22. Chopin, no matter how awesome B is, it can't play the sadness of Lao Tzu!

Friends circle, interesting sentences, interesting personality.

1. won't be popular for a long time, but it may lead to kidney deficiency.

I want to count the stars with you at the seaside and steal your wallet while you are asleep.

3. A few words sum up my present state: chubby, absorbed, and poor peace of mind!

4. I feel that the whole world is engaged, licensed and married, and only I am busy giving gifts.

5. Give you face, you know it's from me.

6. Those who can't lose weight are always in turmoil, and those who can't eat fat are fearless.

7. The reason why I smoke is simple: My grandfather smokes, and so does my father, so it's my turn not to burn incense.

8. Watch your mouth, because I will kiss you at any time.

9. People who have crossed the ocean and climbed mountains but never crossed the canteen.

10. How can you be cruel to me for someone like me who will be shocked by farting?

1 1. You are unique, and no one can be as ugly as you.

12. Girls don't take pictures when eating, basically they don't recognize the appearance of this dish.

13. If life deceives you, don't worry, take out your beauty camera and cheat life.

14. You are very busy. When can you sleep with me?

15. Even if everyone shouts, they want their wives all over the world.

16. Losing weight means becoming a skinny person even if you sacrifice your breasts.

17. Some people are just not satisfied. They already have double chins and want double eyelids.

18. There are two me in the world, one is pretending to be happy and the other is really sad.

19. I want to be your tooth most. Because of this. At least not without me. You'll get hurt.

20. Since I am single, I have saved my phone bill and my heart has stopped hurting.

2 1. In fact, confession is not necessarily a good thing, and confession will be particularly black.

22. I am so angry that I ate the map. This is called swallowing mountains and rivers.

You must hold your head high so that others can't see your double chin.

24. I turn on the TV and watch advertisements. Why did you interrupt the TV play for me?

25. Suddenly one day, I found that what I had been pursuing for a long time was obtained, but it was meaningless.

26. There are plenty of herbs in the sea, so why bother about a garlic?

27. Running freely with the wind is the direction, but I forget that my legs are short and I have no strength.

28. I really want to count the stars with you, but unfortunately your IQ is too low to count the moon.

29. lose weight Fat people never start, thin people never give up.

30. I am a person who is good at reflecting on myself. For example, after I slapped you on the backhand, I would wonder if I hit you lightly.

3 1. It's too hot to be cynical.

32. Some people make masks that look much better than real people.

33. After arguing with my girlfriend for more than an hour, I finally won my freedom and became single dog again.

34. If you are in a hurry, everyone can do anything except math problems.