Send humorous sentences to my husband.

1. Husband is the "bad guy" who quietly added food to the lunch box for fear that you didn't bring enough for your work meal.

Husband is the "stupid man" who pours the leftovers in the bowl into his bowl like garbage and eats like a pig. ?

Husband is the "stingy man" who quarrels with you during the day and ignores you, but kicks you away in the middle of the night. ?

Husband is the "stupid man" who only has 300 yuan left in his wallet, but tries his best to persuade you to spend 700 yuan on a favorite dress and help you swipe your card instead of buying a tie. ?

Husband is the "cute man" who is too lazy to coquetry with him and let him pour water for you to wash your feet, knowing that he is trapped and still enjoys it.

6. Husband is the "unlucky" who silently soaked you in brown sugar water when your "old friend" came to help you buy sanitary napkins for fear of being seen by acquaintances, and then hurriedly grabbed the wrong thing and jumped back to be scolded.

7. Husband is the "escort man" who accompanies you to eat, go shopping and go home, and holds your hand tightly when crossing the road.

8. Husband is a "big man" who takes off his coat when it rains and shields you from the wind and rain with his arms.

9. Woman, remember: Husband is a man who won't let you suffer.

10, husband, is the man who lets you have him and disdains to look at other men.

1 1. The husband is the man who has been stingy and is willing to spend money for him without heartache.