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Talk about your mood after 00.

1, some things are not that I don't care, but what if I care.

2. I used to be afraid of death, but now I am afraid of survival.

The things that we thought we would never forget were forgotten in our minds.

4. I'm still in this tone, and I'm still in this high profile.

No one matures in happiness. The harvest of pain is growth, and the price of growth is pain.

You must call me online tonight, otherwise, I will write your name on the tablet.

7. Don't tell me forever, I won't live to that point.

8. Be sure to play dumb in front of strangers. A beggar may have an unusual experience and deserve the respect of his buddies.

9. Don't cover everything, just have everything.

10, just because I was young at that time and always thought too well about the future. Just because I was young at that time, I loved to say my promise too early.

1 1. If I can't live proudly, I'd rather die.

12, I advise you to roll as early as possible, and don't come back after rolling; I want to ask why not let it come back? Because I don't accept garbage!

13. Every naughty boy will eventually grow into a tall and strong father.

14, if I was important, how could you forget?

15, between men and women, there is always ambiguity before love.

16, the real forgetting is not to stop thinking, but to think casually, but there is no more waves in my heart.

17, the most tacit thing we did was that I didn't contact you and you didn't contact me. Finally, we are really strangers.

18. If we had hugged each other tightly, wouldn't the ending be so hasty?

19, you treat me as an invisible man, but I won't treat you as a colored man.

20. The chance of meeting true love is less than the chance of meeting a ghost.

2 1, are you pure? Then there was no gutter in the world, and it became Telunsu.

22. The most common mistake people make is to be tolerant of themselves and harsh on others. If it is reversed, the living space will be suddenly enlightened.

Daughter-in-law, you don't have to do anything. I will take care of you all my life.

24, the big iron piece knows it is a knife around the neck. Did you know that I peed all over your face?

25. True love has nothing to do with romance, but becomes eternal in a dull fleeting time.

I'm not afraid? What, even if it's always me? People.

27. Please gather together and leave my sight in circles.

28. In fact, the person who cares about you the most is always the one who hurts you the most.

29. People eat pomegranates in handfuls, and I eat pomegranates one by one. My friend said: I ate loneliness, not pomegranate!

30. I only miss you in the deserted place where people are surging. In the long time of Lu Yao's death, I only missed you.

3 1, the best friend, is the second lover.

32. It doesn't matter if a man is bitter, don't be bitter with the woman who has been with you all his life.

33, black you are not unreasonable, you asked for it.

34. The love I want is not the pity you give when your sympathy is overflowing.

35. The most powerful people in the world are those who can live alone.

When I came into this world, I didn't intend to go back alive.

37. Apollo shone brightly, but he fell again and again. Peter Pan is so happy, but he is willing to leave.

38, eat mobile phone, drink mobile phone, the key time is mobile phone Cao.

39. Picking up girls is like fishing. You should cast a net in an all-round way and focus on training.

40. When you are poor, you only know false friends, and when you are down and out, you are ungrateful.

4 1, I rely on myself for everything, so I don't need your respect.

42. People who don't understand me. Please don't use your stupid ideas. Point it at me. After all, we are strangers. Besides, you really don't have that qualification.

43. You are frozen into a ghost in the north, and I show my thighs in the south.

44. I may not be perfect, but I have been being myself.

45. Why do men fight as men and women talk loudly as bitches?

46. When you look in the mirror, you are generally afraid to look at it, for fear that you will fall in love with yourself.

47. Skipping class is a carnival for one person. Class is the loneliness of a group of people.

48. I want to be fat into a sea and drown all the dead skinny people who show off.

49. Give me a cigarette instead of a light. It's just teasing me.

50. Raise the woman you can afford and take the responsibility you can afford.

5 1. If you don't like me, don't look at me. Remember to take a detour when you see me in the future.

52. A good life requires great patience. No complaints, no explanations.

53, ability is important, but the ability to use ideas will be wonderful and meaningful.

If I am not mistaken, you are a vulgar person.

55. Men may not be handsome, but they must be like men.

If I can't die in her heart, let her die in my hand.

57, sentimental and boring dog, the capital is not enough to stand aside.

Since you can't give her marriage, don't give her a chance to daydream.

59, life is not easy, all by acting. Play your role well and play yourself until you lose your memory.

60. Is there anyone like me who is still clinging to a fruitless result?

6 1, Bajie, don't think you are a night pig standing under a street lamp!

Baby, you can live well without this world, some men, some troubles, pains and obsessions.

63. The lost time is full of gossip, and the vagrant hooligans continue to live in exile.

You are the thread in my hand. Even if the kite flies away, you are still in my hand.

65. Actually, I really want to contact you, but I lack an identity.

66. I'm in no hurry, when I am a pure man!

67. Advertising is to tell others that money can still be spent like this.

68. Look back to understand life, but looking back often will delay your progress.

69. I believe that the end of love is you, and no one can replace it.

70. I am quitting smoking, and smoking affects my image as a good citizen.

7 1, since it ends with a lie, why care about starting with a lie!

72. The best way to forget someone is to like others.

73、? No matter how handsome, you can only love me.

74, with humble to retain? Love, me? Don't.

75. How many people know how to cherish it after losing it, but it is impossible to go back then.

76. I have to rely on threats to do what a beautiful girl can do.

77. Sisters are brothers and men are clothes. You hurt my brother, and I stripped you naked.

78. If labor is born in, it will not die in imitation.

79. There is a kind of brother in society, but the brother is not your object.

80.don't make me angry! Or a tofu will knock you out! Drag it out and feed it to the pervert!

8 1, beautiful boys have ulterior motives.

82. At first glance, you are not so good. The second time, it's better to be fierce.

83. Your daughter-in-law is used to being shameless. This is called love.

Actually, you don't have to be so cold. I never thought about it.

85. I have three noes: no heart, no lungs and no courage.

Sorry, man, you're blocking my cell phone signal.

87. What women can't forget is feelings, and what men can't forget is feelings.

88. Ill-gotten wealth is easy to destroy, and faithless people are in trouble.

89. When people start to say that you are crazy, you are not far from success.

90. I have my own style, which you can't afford to imitate.

Over the years, the only thing I am proud of is that I have learned to hide my pain with a business smile.

92. Kneel on the road you choose and finish it.