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If you are in a bad mood, it doesn't matter if you do something wrong. Sadly, you still refuse to correct it.

1. Hundreds of years later, at a moment in rather critical, I suddenly realized that my recklessness now was only born to pawn it for a long time.

You see through everything, but you can't see through me. You believe me when I say I don't love you, and you believe me when I say I'm doing well.

Among all kinds of people, I have stepped on too many people's shadows, but I can't step on yours.

It doesn't matter if you make a mistake. Sadly, you still refuse to correct it.

Don't take my waiting as your reckless capital.

6. Man is a jealous animal. He envies the parallel lines when standing at the intersection, envies the intersection when standing at the parallel lines and cherishes the present.

7. Which is more painful, wanting to laugh but not laughing or wanting to cry but not crying?

8. I am not angry, but my smile is no longer; I am not sad, but I avoid people thousands of miles away; I'm not tired, but I walk like lead.

9. Some words can never be said; Some tears will never flow out.

10. Like you, I am an easily frightened person. Many things we thought were a step back, but too many times, we all returned.

It doesn't matter if your head is empty. The key is not to get into the water.

1. Whoever says that he loves you again in the future will get a slap in the face. If he doesn't fight back, then he really loves you.

If I die, don't forget to install an air conditioner in my coffin.

I often wake up from my dreams, because I had a hungry dream, a hungry dream.

Never argue with the same fool, because in the end, you will never know who is a fool.

5. Every dormitory has one who grinds his teeth, one who talks in his sleep, one who snores and one who sleeps late.

I think it's good to make a phone call, so everything I say is valuable.

7. I used to be young and energetic, but now my youth is gone, and I am so energetic.

8. Why have I never seen a ribbon when I eat Dove, and I have never seen a large piece of beef when I eat Master Kong?

9. It's not that I don't want to be a lady, but that life forces me to be a bitch. ...

10, the moral level is not clear when you are particularly sleepy, so teachers should be careful.

1 1, I always feel that the bed rail, paved too neatly, will mean a little to spend my old age. Well, it's still messy and energetic.

12, in a daze, doing well is called deep. If you can't do it well, you are likely to fall asleep.

13, it doesn't matter if your head is empty. The key is not to get into the water.

14, there are always a few grandfathers every month. His face changed from red to green, from green to yellow, to blue, to purple, to green, and finally he left me.

15, the geography teacher asked: What are the four oceans? I replied: pleasant goat, beautiful goat, lazy goat, boiling goat.

16, staying in bed is the minimum respect for the weekend.

17, if you don't remember me, I'll give you big-eared melon seeds. Let you remember me forever.

18, as the saying goes, people are jealous of talents, and stupidity is better than stupidity.

19, I miss being a child. I can go shirtless like a man on a hot day!

20, skipping classes, is a person's carnival. Class is the loneliness of a group of people.

2 1, I said in the mirror; Mirror, mirror, am I the most beautiful person in the world? The mirror is broken.

22. Have you seen Water Margin? The story of Tang Priest's master and apprentice being caught up with Liangshan by Jia Baoyu.

23. People who like me are good people. People who don't like me are bad people. Nobody hates me.

24. I counted my fingers and found that I was missing in your life.

I took your promise to feed the dog last night and found the dog dead the next morning.

26. You look like a bitter gourd, dressed so cool and looking so depressed.

27. Don't feel that you are rare, so cherish what is rare.

28. In this fickle age, the best way to make others remember you is to owe money and not pay it back.

29. Fart is the unyielding soul of the food you eat.

30, happy to say: I planted my boyfriend in the field in spring, and I forgot this crop in autumn.

3 1, there are no fat people in the world, and there are many thin people, so there are fat people!

32. The three things I fear most in my life are: first, fear of death; second, fear of illness; third, fear of life and death.

33. Three points are destined, seven points depend on hard work, and ninety points are at the teacher's place.

34. Eating food is like a train. To sum up: shopping-eating, shopping-eating, shopping-eating.

35. Every time I see a couple, I will sing the song "Happy Break-up, I wish you happiness".

36. Women in the new era went to the hall, climbed over the fence, fought for mistresses, and beat hooligans, but they couldn't get out of the kitchen.

37. If you don't want to answer my phone, just say so. Don't always let others say sorry for you.

38, heartless, can live a hundred years old, have a clear conscience, not tired.

39. You don't need too many good friends. Two is enough. Someone is willing to lend you money. He asks you for a debt, and the other party is willing to kill him.

40. If anyone bullies me in the future, I will carve his name on the wood and light two white candles. ...

4 1, I can resist anything but money and beautiful women.

42. You talk to him about civilization, and he gives you barbarism; You reason with him, and he plays rascal with you.

In a sincere mood, say: Are you young? Never mind, you will be old in two years.

1. When I hear something obviously irrelevant, I will think of you several times in my mind.

In my world, you are still pure, only the world is dirty.

If I don't love you, I won't miss you, I won't be jealous of the opposite sex around you, I won't lose confidence and fighting spirit, and I won't suffer. If only I couldn't love you.

4. I also believe that love can overcome all difficulties; However, difficulties are difficulties after all. This is what I believe.

Cold is a very sad disease.

6. Women ... Women talk about men all their lives, miss men and always complain about men.

7. A useless woman is the most powerful woman.

8. Children in a loving family, no matter how unstable their lives are, are still endowed with confidence and compassion-positive, enterprising and brave.

9. There are two kinds of women who are cute. One is a mother, very considerate, very caring and considerate of men. With such a woman, you will feel strong love. There is also a sister type. Very timid, very shy, very dependent on men, and such a woman together, will inspire their own men. For example, beating mice and lifting heavy objects. I often think about protecting my little woman. There is another kind of woman who doesn't care about others and never bows to men.

10, meet the person you want to meet among thousands of people. In thousands of years, in the endless wilderness of time, there is neither a step earlier nor a step later. When we meet, we can only say "Oh, are you here?"

1 1, pursuit and desire, only happiness, but also frustration and disappointment. After setbacks and disappointments, we learned to cherish. Once you are unloved, you will cherish the people who love you in the future.

12, if emotions and years can be shredded and thrown into the sea, then I would like to be silent at the bottom of the sea from now on ... I like what you said, but I don't understand. You want to see my silence, but I don't understand.

13, life and death are like children, holding your hand and growing old with your son are the saddest poems ... parting from life and death is a major event beyond our control. Compared with external forces, we are so small, so small! But we insisted,' I will always be with you, and we will never leave'. It seems that we can make our own decisions.

14, because you know, you are compassionate.

15, I want you to know that there is always someone waiting for you in this world, no matter when and where, you know, there is always such a person.

Suitable for the cure of bad mood: it doesn't matter if the work is not satisfactory, it's a big deal to change the environment.

1. How many times have you experienced the pain of life? Don't ask again. Don't worry. Don't be too tired. Let go of blowing in the wind. Let go of blowing in the wind. The dark clouds will clear away and the front will be bright. Forget the sorrow, forget all the hardships. Tomorrow will be better!

2. Looking back as if it was yesterday; Old love has long been in blowing in the wind; A little happiness is an indelible memory; Believe you, you will be able to get out of the rainy season of life; More importantly, I wish you a different beauty after breaking up.

Everyone's success is based on countless failures! Otherwise, his success will never be stable and will easily collapse! Don't be afraid of failure, but dare to face him, just as you were afraid of facing strangers at first. After a long time of contact, you may become good friends!

4, life is not satisfactory, nine times out of ten, for nothing else, for these two things, we must be happy. Life is not getting too little, but having too much. Gratitude makes you enjoy satisfaction. Friends should be open and happy!

A lady wanted to lose weight, and made a rule for herself to do twenty push-ups every day. When she was lying on the bed for the first time, she didn't hold up half of it, so she comforted herself: Today, she will hold up tomorrow!

6, the scenery of life will not always be sunny, maybe it will be rainy tomorrow, maybe lightning and thunder are now, don't doubt the beauty of everything because of temporary difficulties, please firmly believe that the bright future belongs to you! As long as you put aside your troubles and go forward bravely, your life will be sunny every day!

7. When you feel inferior to others everywhere, don't feel inferior, remember that everyone has their own bright spots; Don't be sad when others ignore you, everyone has his own life; Don't bear it when you are helpless. Be sure to cheer up after crying. Even if you lose everything, don't lose a smile!

8. My friend, life is full of challenges. If you want to climb higher, you must experience setbacks and bear failure. Remember, as long as you are not afraid, success is at your feet! What is a setback? Frustration is a ladder. Only when you step on it can you climb higher! Friends don't lose heart, don't lose heart, everyone believes in you, come on!

9. I came gently to smooth your locked brow; I left quietly and let all my troubles go with me. Please don't miss those troubles that don't belong to you. Life goes on every day, and happiness is staged every day. May you let go of your troubles and be happy every day!

10, troubles exist every day, and sadness is inevitable. If you are happy, you must throw them away. Donors, listen to the old woman: the sea of suffering is boundless, and turning back is the shore! I hope you can relax, arm yourself with optimism and be an open-minded person!

1 1, my friends, every family has its own problems, and the problem of mother-in-law and daughter-in-law can be seen everywhere. Let bygones be bygones! Time is the best healer, and I believe everything will be fine! I wish you more happiness and less trouble.

12, there is nothing to be afraid of. You have to believe that everything will be fine. Don't give up hope even if you are afraid, painful and confused. You will be happy in the future, now waiting for you. Come on!

13. Anything that can't be eaten can be eaten in the trash can. Similarly, any problem that cannot be solved can be solved in time. My friend, don't force anything, do what you can, and follow the fate. Good luck and long-term happiness.

14, may the breeze blow away your sorrow and stay together happily; The drizzle washes away your bad luck, leaving behind good luck and blessings; SMS sends my best wishes, wishing all the best in life.

15, life is inevitably unhappy, safety and health are the most important, sleep troubles are all gone, happiness comes first, I wish you always smile on the road, the future is boundless, the future is bright, wow, haha, every day, don't look for good luck.

16, close a window, open a door, love has multiple paths, not unrequited love for one path, isn't it that confession is rejected? Put aside unnecessary inferiority and melancholy, discover with your heart and observe with your eyes, and true love may be waiting for you at the next intersection!

17, Life is too short, why are you always unhappy? It is normal to have troubles, but it is not normal to have no troubles. You might as well sing, play ball, enjoy the sunshine, relax yourself in nature, go to hell with your troubles and have fun first!