Homophonic jokes that make boyfriends happy.

I understand that ugly people should read more books. In the past, people said that I was not the material for reading, but I was actually praising my beauty.

2. Once upon a time, there were two turtles that looked like each other. One barks at home and the other barks outside. After the physical examination, the doctor took the case list and asked who the sick turtle was. Look carefully, it is at home.

3. Do you have an English name, Paul, because Paul is very scary?

4. Once upon a time, the snake wanted to get the brightest gem in the world, but it couldn't get it. Snakes can't. Did you hear that? I hate to part with it.

5. Job's tears do things with Job's tears, while Ding Xiao does things with jingle.

6. If you don't kiss me, what do you kiss, Qinghai-Tibet Plateau?

7. Be sure to eat midnight snack before going to bed to avoid having hungry dreams.

8. Why do you always want to eat when you are in a bad mood? Because you feel sad and want to chew.

9.m had a fight with N, and M finally admitted his mistake because M was sorry.

10. Yu Gong said to his son: Move mountains, move mountains. Son: Shiny.

1 1. It is raining. I stepped on the mud, hurt myself and fell down. I hate mud. Did you hear that? I hate mud.

12. The girl said to her father, "Dad, where are we going?" Dad didn't hear, but mom smiled. The girl said to her mother, "Mom, what are you laughing at?" Her mother slapped her.

13. The child asked his mother why the flame of the candle could not stop for a while. Her mother said it was because it was a little spiritual fire.

14. Even I can't do it. What is your sword?

15. When I saw Goddess online at night, I sent her a message: Are you there? Ten minutes later, the goddess replied, yes, why?

16. Today, I went to an island called Buevojura Island.

17. Even I didn't coax. Hong Shixian, what are you kidding?

18. A duckling ran fast on the mud and then fell asleep. The name of this story is Mud Sleeping Duck.

19. I can't play basketball well today because I am discouraged. Yeah, how did you give up?

20. It's cold, but my bed doesn't want me to lie alone. It said I had to lie next to you, and then I realized that I loved you because it was called Wo.

A group of ducklings are looking at the moon, but the moon is always out of round. A duckling whispered, "Did you hear me?" I don't forgive you.

22. You don't even reply to my messages. Do you still sell Sichuan pork?

24. Why does Conan always wear that suit? Because he was afraid of being said, Oh, it's a new dress!

25. Why does Auntie never sweat? Because my aunt is afraid of leaving her to sweat.

26. If Ouyang Xiu can't do it, go to Wang Zhihuan.

27. the Monkey King's golden hoop is missing. The Monkey King asked the land father-in-law, "Where is my golden hoop?" "Great Sage, your golden hoop is great, because it suits your hairstyle."

28. Guo suddenly called the agent of his wife who suffered from kidney calculi: Yudong Stone. His wife was shocked: look at the sea?

29. I went to buy oysters On the way home, all the oysters jumped out of the bag and got into the mud. It turns out that oysters like mud.

30. My friend has been urging me to marry a rich man. Funny, please don't rush me again. Advise Fu, I am willing!

3 1. Doraemon has no neck because of hygiene, because the blue neck is mud.

32. A duckling said to the chicken, "I like you." The chicken said to the duckling, "You don't have to squat down."

33. I bought a steamed stuffed bun on the road and cried when I went back to eat it. It turned out to be a silent bun!

34. Want Want Snow Cake will become a Want Want quilt when it feels hot.

35. Rabbit and Bear's WeChat group was dissolved. The bear talked privately. Bonnie said not to build any more. Did you hear that? Don't say goodbye. ...

36. I said I liked Li Bai's poems better, and Lu You was so angry that my family couldn't surf the Internet.

37. Do you know why Jackson Yi doesn't go shopping at night? I don't know, because the shop will close at night.

38. Eating steamed bread is too light. I want to add some seasoning. After eating, I only felt a heartache. It turns out that what I added is good.

39. Am I short, short, short or short? Do you hear me or love?

40. Know why the fox can't stand up, because he is cunning.

Humorous jokes make boyfriends happy Chapter 3 4 1. You don't even ask me out, so what are you asking out?

42. The dragon thanked the crab for cooking it, so it was kind of the crab to cook it.

43. One day, the elephant was eating ice cream. He ate a lot. The more he eats, the more disgusting he becomes. The little mouse said that he was tired of elephants. Did you hear that? I miss you.

44. The most annoying animal is the orangutan, because it knocks on the chest.

45. Zhuge Liang: "Wind, you blow to the west" Wind: "You are like a watermelon"! ! !

46. Both shrimp and mussel got 100. The teacher asked whose shrimp you copied. Shrimp said, "I copied mussels." The teacher said, "What are you good at?"

47. Want pumpkin almond dew, not melon, not apricot, not dew, but Nanren.

48. The difference between female stars and me is that they don't eat when they are hungry, and I will eat when I am not hungry.

49. My clothes are wrinkled, and I can't even iron them. I said don't wrinkle, don't wrinkle, you hear me? Don't go.

50. Everyone is a hamburger. Why are you all stupid? I am a baby.

5 1. Q: Do you really want to lose weight by eating so much every day? Enjoy it!

52. One day, the boy was cleaning the table and accidentally killed two ants. Here comes a little ant. The boy asked it, "Little ant, where are your parents?" The little ant said, "You wiped it to death."

53. You didn't even hurt me. What did you hurt? Tengger singer singer?

54. My old colleague signed "God is a girl" and I asked him why he was so literary. He said it was called "unfair heaven".

55. "That girl, with risorius, smiles naturally." "You said, is the girl on the Android machine stuck when she smiles?"

56. I am ironing clothes today, but no matter how I iron them, they will wrinkle. I said don't wrinkle, don't wrinkle, don't go.

57. I asked my mother, why can't the candle flame stop for a while? Mom said because this is a spiritual guy. "

58. While I was eating, the electricity was cut off. I quickly ate two mouthfuls of rice, and suddenly the light came on. I exclaimed, is this the legendary lesbian?

What did you eat today? B: There are no ducks. B: Hot and sour bamboo shoots.

60. Embarrassed, I wore a mask and hat to buy a snack, but I was recognized: What do beautiful women eat?

A particularly useful homophonic joke that makes your boyfriend happy.

A particularly useful homophonic joke that makes your boyfriend happy (I) 1. Xiao Wang doesn't know how to cross the river. After Baidu, he actually crossed the river.

I am ironing clothes today, but no matter how I iron them, they will wrinkle. I said don't wrinkle, don't wrinkle, don't go.

I bought a skirt today. I feel comfortable in it. I feel comfortable in it. Did you hear that? It's always there.

4. Even if I don't coax, what are you coaxing, Hong Shixian?

The crab accidentally bumped into the loach when going out for a walk. The loach is very angry: "Are you blind?" The crab is very wronged: "no, I am a crab!" " "

6. Yang was poisoned and Ouyang Feng detoxified. He said to the little dragon girl: Don't look at me. The little dragon girl received: Green … green grass has become more fragrant to me?

7. If Cai Yuan doesn't pay, go to Huang Ting to pick it up.

8. How is the door handle of the company meeting room broken? The boss is worried.

9.m had a fight with N, and M finally admitted his mistake because M was sorry.

10. Why does a person dislike sitting more and more, because novices are easy to stand (post station).

1 1. I seem to have gained weight. I will accompany you to lose weight. Let's give up eating meat.

12. The girl said to her father, "Dad, where are we going?" Dad didn't hear, but mom smiled. The girl said to her mother, "Mom, what are you laughing at?" Her mother slapped her.

13. Rabbit and Bear's WeChat group was dissolved. The bear talked privately. Bonnie said not to build any more. Did you hear that? Don't say goodbye. ...

14. One day, the pig and the little leopard went to eat. The boss said, what do you want to eat? The pig said, give me some pig food. The boss said, ok, a pig food. What do you want, little leopard? The little leopard said: leopard food. The boss said: Beijing time is eight o'clock sharp.

15. There is a piece of glass. A little sleepy. Then it jumped down from upstairs and said, good night, I'm broken!

16. Do you like apple juice, grape juice or my baby juice?

17. I think dogs in the country are happy and carefree every day, so I asked him' What is the secret of carefree every day' and he said' Woof, woof, woof'.

18. I was so hungry that I had to hit my stomach with my fist to help me.

19. One day, several students were eating in the canteen. The TV in the hall is playing the Qing Palace drama. After eating, they want to wipe their mouths. When they found that there was no paper, they asked their classmates who had paper. Here comes the climax. As soon as the voice fell, a long and soft eunuch voice on TV remembered, "The emperor has a purpose."

20. Eating steamed bread is too light. I want to add some seasoning. After eating, I only felt a heartache. It turns out that what I added is good.

A particularly useful homophonic joke to make your boyfriend happy (Part 2) 2 1. The light next to the bedroom at home flashed that day and called the maintenance master. What questions did the master ask? I said, "The light next to the bedroom is too flashing." He said, "Catch the vine of love?"

22. Do you know why Beijingers don't say homophonic terriers? Because old Beijing is not harmonious.

23. A good family. I am a crab. My pliers are missing. I don't have pliers.

24. Guo suddenly called the agent of his wife with kidney calculi: Yudong Stone. His wife was shocked: look at the sea?

25. A little mouse stayed at home for too long and wanted to go out and dig. His mother sighed when she saw it. Alas, what a waste of love.

26. Tell those who once looked down on me that I have a house, not rented, but opened in King's Canyon, ok?

27. Why do you always want to eat when you are in a bad mood? Because you are sad, you want to chew.

28. Do you like a lady's style or my epilepsy?

29. When I was in Gucci, my tears were always Parapara Dior.

30. Boys nowadays are really interesting. When I watch a movie with a girl, I show off. I have classes with more than 50 girls. Did I say something?

3 1. Do you know why Doraemon has no neck? Because the blue neck is mud.

32. Ask the stone monkey when he is homesick most. At night, why? Because in the dead of night, it is a stone monkey who misses home.

33. A sheep migrates.

One day, the elephant was eating ice cream. He ate a lot. The more he eats, the more disgusting he becomes. The little mouse said that he was tired of elephants. Did you hear that? I miss you.

35. After burning firewood all day, I asked my mother what was steaming in the pot. My mother laughed without a word, and finally I couldn't help but lift the lid. It turned out that steaming was boring.

36. "What book did you buy?" "programming." C++ or java and Shen Congwen

37. Want Want Snow Cake becomes a Want Want quilt when it is hot!

38. A cup of pumpkin almond dew, no apricots, no melons, no dew, and Nanren.

39. The green onion asked the pepper, did you go to the hot pot restaurant today? Pepper said I didn't go, and green onion asked, then who went? Pepper said it should be garlic, right? Understand? This is garlic.

40. If you don't kiss me, will you kiss the burner?

A particularly useful homophonic joke that makes your boyfriend happy (Chapter 3) 4 1. I found an island today ~ I am fascinated by you.

42. When a deer takes a picture of a rabbit, it gets nothing. The deer made the rabbit jump. "You are too short." The rabbit is anxious to cry. "I'm not short, I'm not short at all."

43. People who are afraid of heights can't go to the rooftop to practice their bravery every day, and people who are afraid of ghosts can't go to Guijie every day.

44. Mother Cat scolded the kitten and said, "Why did you tear the mouse you caught to pieces? Is it cruel of you not to do so? " Li Qu, the kitten, said, but the mouse slices are really delicious.

45. Neighbors sing KTV at home. I heard a loud voice, so I asked what brand this microphone was. He said it was louder than wheat. I ate a roasted oyster, which had no taste at all. I cried while eating. It turns out that this is an oyster.

46. The doctor prescribed me some pills. I accidentally knocked over the bottle and the pills rolled out, screaming that they were good pills.

47. One day, the boy was cleaning the table and accidentally killed two ants. Here comes a little ant. The boy asked it, "Little ant, where are your parents?" The little ant said, "You wiped it to death."

48. The name of the doctor who delivered Darren Wang's baby must be Columbus, because he discovered the new continent.

49. In the dead of night, I always want to ask myself how I made mistakes in my studies and feelings.

50. The song that fried eggs sing for poached eggs "This is a little love song of fried eggs ~"

5 1. There was a duckling who ran fast on the mud and then fell asleep. The name of this story is Mud Sleeping Duck.

52. "What if the white balloon bursts and the black balloon bursts?" Confession balloon

53. Nobody understands you. Very wronged, right? Do you think anyone understands this math problem? Wronged?

54. My mascot is you, crab! -Because you have money (pliers)

55. Don't even add my WeChat. What else do you want to say, pirates of the Caribbean?

56. What about being tall? Don't you bend over and talk to me when you meet me?

57. I accidentally hit my knee when I just went out. It's a pity that I hit my knee. Did you hear that?

58. I'll buy meat buns and ask the boss to put more spicy ones. I just took a bite and fell to the ground, covered in mud. I cried. It turns out that this is called "spicy steamed stuffed bun like mud".

59. I am a little sheep. I sheared the wool once today and it fell off.

60.you didn't stay up all night. What are you doing up late, Ollie?

The girl who makes her boyfriend happy is cute and homophonic.

The girl who makes her boyfriend happy is cute and homophonic. I drank a cup of super delicious milk tea today. When I looked at the name, it turned out to be Woxiangni Lettie Juice.

The steamed bread is too weak to eat. I want to add some seasoning, and then I can eat it. I just feel a twinge of heartache. It turns out that what I added was nothing.

3. The power was cut off while eating. I quickly ate two mouthfuls of rice, and suddenly the light came on. I exclaimed, is this the legendary lesbian?

I felt a little bitter just after eating the pills given by the doctor, so I put a few dates with chopsticks, and I was impatient after eating them. It turns out that I ate chopsticks and jujube balls.

5. The Queen is dead. Other ants have been clamoring that we don't have a queen. We have nothing in the future. Did you hear that? We have nothing in the future.

A hunter killed a fox, and then the hunter died. The fox said, ha ha ha, I am a reflection fox.

7. What's good about men being lewd? Okay, what about you?

8. Spongebob was fired by the crab boss. Spongebob said with tears, "Boss Crab ..." Boss Crab said, "You're welcome."

9. Nezha asked Wukong, "Demon, dare you!" Wukong: "Love me as ... as you said?"

10. Medusa petrified the wife of a general. The general said angrily, "Dare to fossilize your wife!" Medusa: Hatred … Lonely birds sing their sadness?

1 1. Long thanked the crab for cooking it, and it was a kindness for the crab to cook it.

12. Want Want Snow Cake What do you think it will become when it is hot?

13. Xiao Wang doesn't know how to cross the river. After Baidu, he actually crossed the river.

14. A spider asked a caterpillar a question. The caterpillar said it twice, but the spider still didn't understand. Then the caterpillar said angrily, "Are you a pig?" Then the spider said very grievance: "I am a spider."

15. It rained heavily today. My friend asked me if I wanted an umbrella. I said no umbrella, no umbrella. Did you hear that? Don't leave.

16. One day, the pig and the little leopard went to eat. The boss said, what do you want to eat? The pig said, give me some pig food. The boss said, ok, a pig food. What do you want, little leopard? The little leopard said: leopard food. The boss said: Beijing time is eight o'clock sharp.

17. I am ironing clothes today, but no matter how I iron them, they will wrinkle. I said don't wrinkle, don't wrinkle, don't go.

18. Girls who love to laugh are not bad, why are they happy?

19. If I call a toad Chuchu, is it cute? I call the coyote a wolf, and only Gina thinks it's cute.

20. A duckling ran fast on the mud and then fell asleep. The name of this story is Mud Sleeping Duck.

The girl who makes her boyfriend happy is cute and homophonic. Chapter 2 1. How is the door handle of the company meeting room broken? The boss is worried.

22. One day, I found a little dust on my body. I patted it hard, but I couldn't fall. I can't get rid of the dust. I can't go back.

23. I went to buy oysters On the way home, all the oysters jumped out of the bag and got into the mud. It turns out that oysters like mud.

24. A quail was late for the dance, and everyone called him ~ Late Quail.

25. "Dad, Dad, what do you mean?" "That's where I take a bath," Yun-peng Yue said to his son.

26. Even I don't like it. Do you like any sponsors?

27. I accidentally bumped into the corner of the table at home, and the rag on the table fell off and actually rolled out of the door. It turns out that cloth can go out.

28. I didn't bring my book to class today. The teacher asked me where the book was. Yes, where did I lose?

29. I told the wind that there was wind in the west and said, "You are like a watermelon".

30. Now is really the next four tights: tight masks, tight clothes and tight trousers.

3 1. Zhuge Liang: "Wind, you blow to the west" Wind: "You are like a watermelon"! ! !

32. One day, several students were eating in the canteen. The TV in the hall is playing the Qing Palace drama. After dinner, they tried to wipe their mouths and found that there was no paper. They asked their classmates who had paper. As soon as the voice fell, a long and soft eunuch voice on TV remembered, "The emperor has a purpose."

33. Wearing AirPods all day will affect the luck of love, because AirPods has no sound source.

One day, this duckling was reading a book, and another duckling said it was time to eat. Close the book quickly and make up with the good duck.

35. The duckling asks the mother duck, "Mom, what's between our toes?" The mother duck said, "webbed". The duck hid her face and wept. "If you don't say it, don't say it. Why laugh at others?"

36. Do you have an English name, Paul, because Paul is very scary?

37. If Huang Ting can't find it, go to Li Da.

38. You were admitted to Tsinghua and he was admitted to Peking University. I baked sweet potato, baked sweet potato, baked sweet potato, sweet baked sweet potato.

39. The crab accidentally bumped into the loach when going out for a walk. The loach was very angry and said, "Are you blind?" The crab is very wronged and says, "No, I am a crab!" " "

40. One day, the bear was playing with a balloon bear, shouting and chasing. Don't go, don't go, don't go. Did you hear that? Please don't go.

The girl who is very happy with her boyfriend is cute and homophonic. Chapter 3 4 1. Yongqi helped the emperor's grandmother bathe, and even the grandmother's mud was pulled out.

42. Rabbit and Bear's WeChat group was disbanded. The bear talked privately. Bonnie said not to build any more. Did you hear that? Don't say goodbye. ...

43. I still hate you, just like my neighbor ate Chili and got numb next door.

44. I said I liked Li Bai's poems better, and Lu You was so angry that my family couldn't surf the Internet.

45. Because he was afraid of the night, he got an overnight certificate.

46. I am a steamed stuffed bun with condensed milk and lost my temper today.

47. The small animals are eating, but the elephant is very angry. So this is the Meteorological Bureau.

48. Even if I don't coax, what are you coaxing, Hong Shixian?

49. Boys nowadays are really interesting. When I watch a movie with a girl, I show off. I have classes with more than 50 girls. Did I say something?

50. When the emperor came back from a private visit incognito, the Queen Mother asked, "Is your son tired during this trip?" The emperor was frightened and said, "My ... my name is Li Lei?"

5 1. One day, the duckling confessed to the chicken: Chicken, I love you. Chicken: You don't have to duck.

52. "I have a great job." "What?" "Dig the lotus root."

53. Even I don't cherish it. What do you cherish? Biography?

54. A sheep migrates.

55. Conan has always been used to Xiaolan. He is really a master at using Xiaolan.

56. You didn't even hurt me. What did you hurt? Tengger singer singer?

57. I am a little sheep. I sheared the wool once today and it fell off.

Once upon a time, the snake wanted the brightest gem in the world, but it couldn't get it. Snakes can't. Did you hear that?

59. It's very hot today, 37 degrees. I bought two ice creams, and each of us got rid of the heat. Did you hear that? It's over.

What did you eat today? B: There are no ducks. B: Hot and sour bamboo shoots.

A homophonic joke is recommended to comfort a friend who is unhappy.

Comfort friends not to be unhappy 1. Why aunt never sweats, because aunt is afraid of leaving aunt to sweat.

2. One day, the bear was washing clothes, but there was a place that could not be cleaned. Mother bear said that you rubbed the bear's eyes red and said, "I did."

3. "What if the white balloon bursts the black balloon?" Confession balloon

4. Get off the road, Kay, Dad, get into the tower and leave the tower! What, her? Beware of falling from the tower. Can't let go.

Today, I went to an island called Buevojura Island.

6. When you see the goddess online at night, send her a message: Are you there? Ten minutes later, the goddess replied, yes, why?

7. After burning firewood all day, I asked my mother what was steaming in the pot. My mother laughed without a word, and finally I couldn't help but lift the lid. It turned out that steaming was boring.

8. What 8.Rutihah said was very touching, and everyone said that he was very touching and wise.

9. Do you like pineapple juice, strawberry juice or my baby juice?

10. "Why does the White Snake let Xu Xian go every time she gets angry?" "Because she is best at snake music."

1 1. You seem to have gained weight. It's okay. I can lose weight with you. Let's give up meat (get married) tomorrow!

12. Before he died, Gong Yu said to his son, "Move mountains, move mountains", and his son said, "Shiny".

13. One day, the bear planted a strawberry and mango, and found that the strawberry grew so slowly. Bear said, you can't make berries. You can't make berries. Did you hear that? I can't do it without you.

14. Even I didn't answer. What are you answering, the temptation to go home?

15. Rabbit and Bear's WeChat group was dissolved. The bear talked privately. Bonnie said not to build any more. Did you hear that? Don't say goodbye. ...

16. The tiger in the zoo gave the lion green. Why? Because the tiger has a green lion qualification certificate.

17. One day, when I was playing king, I died all the time. I told my teammates not to go on the road, not to go on the road, not to go on the road, not to go on the road, do you hear me? Put it down.

18. A little mouse stayed at home for too long and wanted to go out and dig. His mother sighed when she saw it. Alas, it really consumes mud.

19. Puffs are squashed, and my mother says they can't be eaten. I asked why, because they are flat puffs.

20. A pineapple went for a haircut. He sat for a long time, but the barber refused to cut his hair. He said, "Leave me alone."

Humorous jokes to comfort friends not to be unhappy Part II 2 1. The light next to the bedroom at home flashed that day and called the maintenance master. What questions did the master ask? I said, "The light next to the bedroom is too flashing." He said, "Catch the vine of love?"

22. Even if I don't coax, what are you coaxing, Hong Shixian?

23. One day, the bear was playing with a balloon bear, shouting and chasing. Don't take the ball away. Don't take the ball away. Did you hear that? Please don't go.

24. If Wang Zhi doesn't change, she will ask Cai Yuan for compensation.

25. Embarrassed, I wore a mask and hat to buy a snack, but I was recognized: What do beautiful women eat?

26. "What book did you buy?" "programming." C++ or java and Shen Congwen

27. Neighbors sing KTV at home. I heard a loud voice, so I asked what brand this microphone was. He said it was louder than wheat. I ate a roasted oyster, which had no taste at all. I cried while eating. It turns out that this is an oyster.

28. Candle: Mom, why does our flame jump? Mother Candle: Silly boy, because we are a little angry!

29. I just went out to buy oysters, and when I walked out of the supermarket, I suddenly jumped out of my bag and got into the soil. When they came back, they found that they liked mud.

30. Nezha asked Wukong, "Demon, dare you!" Wukong: "Love me as ... as you said?"

3 1. One day, the boy was cleaning the table and accidentally killed two ants. Here comes a little ant. The boy asked it, "Little ant, where are your parents?" The little ant said, "You wiped it to death."

32. Yang was poisoned and Ouyang Feng detoxified. He said to the little dragon girl: Don't look at me. The little dragon girl received: Green … green grass has become more fragrant to me?

I went to buy oysters. On my way home, all the oysters jumped out of the bag and got into the mud. So it's called oysters as mud.

34. Who doesn't like easy-to-get love? Think about Zhang Yide's love in history, which do Liu Bei and Guan Yu like better?

35. My friend has been urging me to marry a rich man. Funny, please don't rush me again. Advise Fu, I am willing!

36. The future is really tight now: masks are tight, clothes are tight, and pants are tight.

37. "What will happen to a pear and a grain of rice in the refrigerator?" "Don't leave me!

38. One day, a little pig and a little leopard went to eat. The boss said, what do you want to eat? Pig said, give me some pig food. The boss said, ok, a pig food. What do you want, little leopard? The little leopard said: leopard food. The boss said: Beijing time is eight o'clock sharp.

39. I am ironing clothes today, but no matter how I iron them, they will wrinkle. I said don't wrinkle, don't wrinkle, don't go.

40. I saw my country dog so happy and carefree every day, so I asked him' What is the secret of carefree every day', and he said' Woof, woof, woof'.

Comfort your friends not to be unhappy. The deer always takes pictures of rabbits, but it can't take anything. The deer made the rabbit jump. "You are too short." The rabbit cried out in a hurry, "I'm not short, I'm not short at all."

You don't even like me. What do you like? Hiroyuki

43. My old colleague signed "God is a girl". I asked him why he was so literary, and he said it was called "unfair heaven".

What did you eat today? B: There are no ducks. B: Hot and sour bamboo shoots.

45. Beautiful women's rooms are generally messy. After all, she is a beauty in a messy room.

46. If you don't even cajole me, what are you cajoling? Hong Shixian?

47. Pumpkin purple potato and peanut are good friends. One day, Peanut invited them to play. Pumpkin asks peanut, who else? Peanut said, I am purple potato, do you hear? I only belong to you.

48. I am a steamed stuffed bun with condensed milk and lost my temper today.

49. Some frogs will touch your stomach, because Conan said that all frogs have been touching your stomach.

50. Driving through a small quagmire, the water splashed by the small quagmire was loud, so it turned out to be such loud mud.

5 1. If you don't even talk about falling in love, what are you talking about, crow's feet?

52. If you don't even hold my hand, what do you hold? Holding hands with Guanyin?

53. The small animals are eating, but the elephant is very angry. So this is the Meteorological Bureau.

54. The child asked his mother, why can't the candle flame stop for a while? Her mother said it was because it was a little spiritual fire.

55. Conan has always been used to Xiaolan. He is really a master at using Xiaolan.

56. Once upon a time, an illiterate was walking. He suddenly became literate when he was walking. It turned out that he came to a crossroads.

57. Even I don't cherish it. Empresses in the Palace, what do you cherish?

58. Everyone is a hamburger. Why are you all stupid? I am a baby.

59. Zhuge Liang: "Wind, you blow to the west" Wind: "You are like a watermelon"! ! !

60. Xiao Ming quarreled with his mother, and Xiao Ming made a dash for the door, so Xiao Ming's house had no door.