Tell me about the most interesting space classics.

Tell me about the most interesting space classics.

1. I like making friends, especially girlfriends.

2. Real dinosaurs glow when they turn off the lights.

Don't think you are a gourd baby.

There is an animal that looks like a human.

You are uglier than a ghost without makeup, and you will be paralyzed with makeup.

6. The man who loves me the most in the world has gone with his mother.

7. Be a boy in the next life and marry a girl like me.

8. When I saw your expression, I felt that your parents were not serious when they made you.

9. There are no gifts this year, only pretty girl paper!

10. If life is a one-way ticket, I will kill it!

1 1. You can't catch the tail of youth, but you can only smell the P of youth.

12. The furthest distance in the world is from Monday to Friday.

13. Youth is a tragedy.

14. I only trust two people in this world, one is me and the other is not you.

15. I don't know whose wife is in my bed, nor does my wife know whose bed she is!

16. I really want to control your grandfather's crying myself: Dad!

17. I have lived for more than 20 years without doing anything for the country and the people. Every time I think about it, my heart aches.

18. I wanted to eat my sorrow bit by bit, but I got fat bit by bit.

19. What age is it now? I have no sense of hooliganism.

20. Experts say it can't be too high, or the coffin will use an "extended version" after death!

2 1 .bajie. Don't think you are a night pig standing under a street lamp.

22. As long as you live better than me, I can't stand it.

After many years, if you get married, if I don't, tell your daughter to be careful on the way after school. ...

24. The husband and wife divorced for their children, and the wife confidently said, "The child comes out of my stomach, of course it's mine!" The husband said, "Joke! This is complete nonsense. Can the money withdrawn from the ATM go to the ATM? It's not who gets the card! "

25. Emperor: Sister Rong, why do you make things difficult for Swallow and Wei Zi everywhere? What's your motive, you humble slave? Sister Rong knelt on the ground and said with tears in her eyes, Your Majesty, do you remember the summer by Daming Lake and Sister Rong who was rowing?

26. The furthest distance in the world is not between life and death, but the exam is coming soon. Others are reviewing, but they are previewing. More tragically, people passed the preview, but you failed the review.

27. Spring is a season of colds and high spirits. Someone accidentally caught a cold, and someone accidentally fell in love. I belong to the former.

28. Look into my eyes, except for gum, you will see perseverance and sincerity. I don't need you to understand. Shut up.

29. Damn it, you can make a movie after 33 days of lovelorn love, and your brother's lovelorn experience can make a TV series.

30. A woman redder than a red diamond falls in love with a man yellower than a yellow diamond. Finally, a mistress who is greener than a green diamond came and gave birth to a son called a member.

3 1. I can't catch up with that BMW after all, so I can only watch it fly away in the sunset. It's not that my engine is broken, but that my chain has fallen off.

32. It is said that men become bad when they have money. I have been a good person for more than 20 years!

33. When arguing with others, take a step back and broaden your horizons; When chasing a girlfriend, take a step back and go to an empty building.

34. It was dark at night and I suddenly wanted to study, but it was already dawn when I found the candle. ...

35. We are about to graduate. The headmaster said that each of us should choose something as a souvenir. All the students in the whole grade said in unison: principal, give us back the tuition!

36. If you push me again, I will feed you Sanlu.

37. Since I blacklisted you, my heart has stopped hurting, my eyes are no longer sore, and the whole person has a spirit. I am so happy squatting in the corner.

38. Part I: I didn't bring my student ID card and admission ticket. Part II: I didn't do the listening and reading composition questions. Horizontal approval: Focus on participation!

39. Every time I see a beautiful woman, I always feel a little guilty and wonder how I can be related.

40. Four evils in the new era: Toyota's chassis, developers' real estate, stock market and ex-boyfriend's hard disk.

The most interesting place of QQ

First, there were records of aliens in ancient times, because Zhang Er monks were confused about it.

Successful men can earn more money than their wives spend, and successful women can also find such men.

Third, after the pain, you will not feel pain, and some will only be an indifferent heart.

Fourth, advertising is to tell others that money can still be spent like this.

Small happiness is around, and easy satisfaction is heaven.

Six, take your bitch, leave my world, and I will fulfill your shameless happiness.

Seven, everyone is singular ... when he comes ... when he leaves. .....

You know that God is unfair. You can choose to love me or not, but I can only choose to love you or love you more.

9. Before putting on makeup, he said he was sorry. After putting on makeup, he said, have we met a beautiful woman?

10. Waiting ... may not be easy; Hurt ... but simple.

Eleven, either never give up or never die.

Twelve, tired, just slow down, wrong, just think of regret, bitter, just know met, hurt, just know strong, drunk, just know unforgettable.

Thirteen, if life is just like the first time, only the Tao is ordinary.

14. Later, I finally realized that it wasn't my flower. I just happened to know how it bloomed.

Fifteen, a man's brain likes a woman's heart, but his eyes like a woman's appearance.

Sixteen, Shuai Bai has been unable to find a wife since he was named the protector of heaven. When Wukong asked why, Bai tearfully said: They said everything was a cloud.

17. If you can't be together, you can't be together. In fact, your life is not that long. ...

Eighteen, when I was a child, I didn't care about Chinese and mathematics, as long as the questions were Xiao Ming. I am still Xiao Ming. I want to ask, is Xiao Ming okay now?

19, I was caught before I had time to flirt.

Twenty, when the boss uses you, you are a talent, and when you are not used, you become a layoff!

Twenty-one, take your bitch out of my world, and I'll make you shameless.

Twenty-two, not everyone can live a low-key life, and the basis of low-key is to be high-key at any time.

23. Knowledge is like underwear, which is invisible but important.

Never fight with animals? Won? You are worse than an animal? Lost? Are you worse than an animal? Tied? You are no different from animals.

I want to cry, but I don't know how to cry anymore.

Twenty-six, a small part of the fatigue of life comes from survival, and a small part comes from comparison.

Twenty-seven, the most brilliant moment of Apple was hitting Newton on the head!

Twenty-eight, that's it. Don't think too much. Life goes on and there are many troubles every day. Don't bring too much emotion into your ordinary life.

Twenty-nine, is there such a person, you have said countless times to give up, but after all, you still can't bear it.

Quarrel with the person you love and tell the truth to strangers.

The most interesting couplets

1, the banter of Su Shi and Fo Yin-Su Shi saw a dog gnawing a bone by the river, and he said:

Dogs gnaw at river (monk) bones;

Fo Yin calmly threw a fan engraved with Su Shi's poems on the river and said to Japan:

Poems by Shui Dongpo (corpse).

2, the sky is a chessboard star, who dares to play?

The local area is pipa road, and the strings are strings. Which one can play?

3. When Jie Jin was a child, his family was poor, and his family was facing a bamboo forest of the landlord, so he made a couplet;

The door faces a thousand bamboo poles, but the family keeps thousands of books.

The landlord cut the bamboo short, and Jie Jin changed it to:

The door is as short as 1,000 bamboos, but parents keep it in thousands of books.

The landlord is even more upset. He cut down all the bamboo, but Jie Jin changed it again:

The door is short of a thousand bamboo poles, and the family lives in thousands of books.

4, Jie Jin as a waiter beside the emperor, want to return home to visit relatives and dare not say, the emperor asked him to give him a holiday:

Ten thoughts, miss your wife and children, miss your parents;

Jie Jin leisurely think:

Thank you for your words, thank God and thank the king.

5, Maitreya's couplets:

A big belly can hold things that are difficult to hold in the world;

Laugh as soon as you open your mouth, and you will know the ridiculous people in the world.

6. Su Shi's sister Su Xiaomei is also very talented. One day, Fo Yin went to see Su Shi. Unfortunately, he bumped into Su Xiaomei who was lazy in bed and made fun of him.

peony

Su Xiaomei remembered seeing him washing his hair by the river that day and smiled.

Shui Piao gourd.

7. Hungry chickens steal rice and children fight; Cold customers cough in summer.

It means that chickens steal rice when they are hungry and are beaten by children with bamboo tubes; The mouse enjoyed the cool on the beam and was scared away by the cough of the guests. The beauty lies in homophonic.

8. Wang Xizhi's handwriting is so good that couplets are posted outside the door on New Year's Eve. He wrote n couplets, all of which were stolen. So I wrote a pair:

Happiness never comes in pairs, but it never rains alone. ()

So unlucky, of course, no one dares to steal.

Unexpectedly, in the end, he asked his son to give it and added three words at the back, thus forming a wonderful couplet:

Until today, there has been no double happiness, but last night it never rains but it pours.

9, Liu Ling drinks all leave zero; Jia Dao is drunk. -Interesting couplets made with celebrities' names.

10, the scholar went to Beijing to take the exam, and the travel expenses were exhausted. The shopkeeper asked him to go out for free, but when he saw the scholar eating rice noodles, he said:

Badaofen rice noodle

The scholar is right:

Thousands of miles of heavy (medium) gold. (Jin Zhong means on the list. Clock is an antique of clocks and watches.

This is a crossword puzzle. Take your time.

The most interesting conversation about mood phrases.

First, I'm not a fortune teller in the square, so I can't say so much as you like.

Today, my mother asked me why I smoke, and I said I like to eat soot!

Third, listen to you and leave me ten books!

Appear at the age of 4 or 0, 10, and make progress every day. 20-year-old dream, 30-year-old effort. At the age of 40, it is basically oriented, and at the age of 50, it is full of popularity. Playing mahjong at the age of 60 and wandering around at the age of 70. 80-year-old lesbians are very common, and 90-year-old lesbians are hanging on the wall!

Some men are as smart and changeable as the weather. Some women are as stupid as the weather forecast. She can't see the change of the weather.

Six, two people together for a long time, there will be an inexplicable tacit understanding, such as: you ignore me, I will ignore you.

Seven, fell down, get up and cry ~ ~ ~

Eight, I am not RMB, how come everyone likes me?

Nine, your complex facial features can't hide your simple IQ.

I am relieved to know that you are not doing well.

Eleven, don't give my sister discharge, your brother has a caller ID.

Twelve, others are pretending to be serious, and I have to pretend not to be serious.

Thirteen, if the teacher hadn't said not to litter, I would have thrown you out.

Fourteen, how many students lost to the last part of the text: reciting the full text.

Fifteen, I want to be thin, I want to be thin. I can't have both, so I went there.

Sixteen, people have a plenty of background, and we have a plenty of background.

I have a cool mini skirt, but unfortunately my legs are not mini enough.

Eighteen, the current weather, tap water can directly soak instant noodles.

Nineteen, I won't hit you, you don't know that I am both civil and military.

I forgot to scold you at ordinary times, and I didn't know I was both civil and military until I hit you.

Twenty-one, come back quickly, I can't fool you alone!

22. Time is for wandering, body is for loving, life is for forgetting, and soul is for singing.

23. Life is easy. Live, relax. Life is not easy.

24. Some people are alive, but she is dead. Some people are still alive, and he should have died!

25. Knowledge is like underwear, which is invisible but important.

Twenty-six, men fool women, called flirting; Women fool men, called seduction; Men and women fool each other, which is called love.

Twenty-seven, when I love you, what you say is what. What do you say you are when I don't love you?

28. The soil is used for digging, and the pit is used for burying you.

Twenty-nine, parents are not around, remember to fasten your clothes, and be careful of cold air entering the body!

Behind every successful Altman, there is a little monster who is beaten silently.

31. You think too complicated about others because you are not simple.