Classic swear words and jokes

1. When you pick up the mirror and look at yourself...you think you are redundant, but actually...you are really redundant.

2. You said, I have acne in adolescence, do you envy me in menopause?

3. As a girl, wear a regular-length skirt or trousers and tops, and wear them reasonably Isn’t it better to wear some jewelry to decorate yourself, speak and act elegantly, and be more ladylike?

4. You are smelling of inferior perfume all day long and you still go to men. Who is paying you a second glance?

5. You look so creative and live so courageously!

6. You waste air when you are alive, waste land when you are dead, and waste RMB when you are half dead!

7 , you are like a bitter gourd, dressed so coolly, and looking so cool!

8. **If people are thick-skinned, they say it should be difficult for mosquitoes to book you, right? Mosquitoes have been exhausted after struggling all night. .

9. If you can take the initiative to let scientists study it, you will make a great contribution to the world's understanding of alien life!

10. I don't understand why the rope is too long. Can tie knots, but your tongue can't?

11. Don't talk to me, because I can't understand. In the eyes of others, it's stupid for me to quarrel with a pig. thing.

12. You don’t have the image of a pig, but you have the temperament of a pig.

13. You fucking slut has a hammer on your head. I wonder why the World Expo didn’t call you to exhibit?

14. Post XX’s photo on the wall during the day Avoid evil spirits and use contraception at night.

15. Are you trying to seduce my man? I just treat you like an old bitch in her prime.

16. You walk with your head held high, are you afraid that others will not know that you are at the airport?

17. You have a good relationship with this person and that person all day long, but in the end you are nothing in the eyes of others.

18. Spring has passed, what are you still doing? It turns out that spring does not distinguish between seasons.

19. Your appearance is very refreshing!

20. How about my roll? Is it much better than your pot lid?

< p> 21. For you, I really can’t think of any language to communicate with you as a different human being!

22. If the acne on my face is as few as the hair on your head, I will be satisfied!

23. Were you kissed by a pig when you were a child?

24. No matter how strong you are, can you hold your urine?

25. After seeing you, I Only then did I understand what your dad meant when he scolded you all day long, "It's better to have a raw X-burn than to give birth to you." Look at the X-burn, and then look at you and compare it. The real X-burn is better than you!

26. You look like an idiot from the left, a fool from the right, a pig from the top, and a donkey from the bottom.

27. I want to immigrate to Mars because I want to leave you.

28. Who said that pigs have the stupidest brains? I say that pigs have the smartest brains. They eat and sleep without thinking about anything. If they are raised fat, they can only say that pigs have brains that are maintained. If you are good at it, your brain is also in the best shape of your life.

29. Who has been taking care of you for so many years? I admire his courage.

30. When you can talk about civilization and quality, I think it’s time for me to be reincarnated as a human being.

31. Please don’t use your excretory organs to talk to me. This is very rude, thank you!

32. I can talk to you well, but I can’t say nice things.

33. When taking a photo, dig out your mouth, puff out your cheeks, or make a fist and put it on the side of your face. Who are you going to hit? It’s you who has cerebral thrombosis or hemiplegia.

34. Since you know that life is decadent, why do you continue to live such a decadent life?

35. The other party said that Notre Dame de Paris needs a bell ringer, so go ahead. I feel like the answer is, why, you resigned from there.

36. You are truly a scum among scum and a great man among beasts.

37. You are just a cucumber, you are still a bump-shaped one, but you just can’t be photographed!

38. Do you know? Seeing your face, I like my butt better.

39. If all mankind wants to immigrate to Mars, it will only be to leave you.

40. Your facial features are not in harmony with each other, and your limbs are not long and reasonable.

41. Who dares to say that he is pure? Look at the cloudiness in your eyes.

42. Look at you, you have a face full of spicy sauce, a dog nose and a cat face, and you are still looking for a partner.

43. Don’t do shameless things that you don’t even know are blushing, flies gathering honey, and pretending to be crazy.

44. Do you want to go to the West? If you want to accompany Tang Sanzang, just say so.

45. The only contribution you bring to the world is your perverted character of self-mutilation and self-destruction.

46. Are you embarrassed to show off your ignorance here again?

47. If you are not good at life, are not good at being a ghost, and are not good at reincarnation, you will definitely have a pineapple heart in your next life, and you will be thrown away after eating.

48. I have to admit that you have the confidence of Sister Feng, the figure of Sister Furong, and the beauty of a flower.

49. Yes, that’s right. Let’s talk about you. When you step out of your house, you will damage the appearance of the city. When you step out of the country, you will damage the national system.

50. You are just garbage if you are thrown into outer space. The smoke from your incineration can destroy the atmosphere beyond recovery.

51. Your butt reaches up to your eyes. I know you have chronic enteritis and pulled out your tonsils, but is your heart still there?

52. Looking at your classic and lethal appearance that is worthy of heaven and earth, I feel like I have swallowed a fly.

53. Oops! You said your family was poor, you said you had a PHS phone and you stood in the wind and rain, changing your left hand to your right, but you still couldn’t get through with your right hand!

54. You have a good relationship with this person and that person all day long, but in the end, what do you mean to others?

55. There is a cow flying in the air and foaming at the mouth. If you want me to help it get down, the only way is for you to shut up.

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