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On Mid-Autumn Festival Open-air Concert
Baidu is a big liar. I've copied a perfect score composition for more than ten years, but I've never got a perfect score.
Don't call me fat, I'll think you're jealous that I eat better than you!
I hope you can throw a bag of snacks in my face for such a simple and rude friendship.
Someone told me that there is nothing more complicated than love in this world. I dropped a math book in his face.
I didn't like you at first, and then I didn't like you even more.
7. What is the worst racial discrimination you have ever seen? 56 nationalities, 55 points.
8. Parents always have a group of schoolmasters, who are called other people's children.
9. Every time I do my homework late, two little people will appear in my mind. One said forget it, and the other said yes, yes, yes.
10. What is the class teacher's favorite game? /calculate/
1 1. Watching different flavors of sleeping pills walk around the podium every day makes people stop learning.
12. I crossed the mountains and rivers, but I couldn't cross the dining hall.
13. What is a light bulb? It means that two men and a woman will feel like a light bulb when they walk down the street.
14. In math class, the teacher gives lectures at 4G speed, learns God's 3G speed memory, learns Mother's 2G speed to watch, learns the cock to often drop the line, and the scum can't be found or connected, and finally shuts down automatically!
15. Why do crabs walk sideways with pliers is willful!
16. One day, you will wait for someone who will make you feel at ease, just like the kind of peace of mind when long pants are tied in socks.
17. The exam is like Sprite. My heart flies before the exam, but my heart is cold after the exam.
18. Apple is the real boss in the fruit industry. One seduced Eve, one awakened Newton, one became a mobile phone brand, and the other dominated the square dance.
19. I have an empty heart, but God gave me a menstruation's body.
20. I wanted to turn my head and smile at the male god, but I didn't expect to laugh a nose.
2 1. At present, the three most popular diseases are procrastination, obsessive-compulsive disorder and difficult choice. To put it bluntly, it is lazy, cheap and poor.
22. When do you think your girlfriend is the stupidest? She has not found me so far. That's stupid.
23. Four tragedies in life: too poor to do bad things, too mature to be lovers, too hungry to know what to eat and too sleepy to sleep.
24. Don't always use salted fish to describe yourself, and be careful to stick to the pot.
25. I was distracted in class and wanted to know which page the teacher was talking about, but I found that the pages of people around me were different!
26. I have been bearing the handsomeness and wit that I shouldn't have at my age. I'm so tired.
27. The girl behind the teacher's paper took an extra one and shouted: Teacher, I have it, I have it! As a result, the boy sitting next to him said, it's mine /p & gt; A sea of people makes sentences.
huge crowds of people
[Interpretation] There are many mountains and seas with few people; Describe how many people gathered.
[Language] "Old people in the West Lake are hard to record": four mountains and four seas; Three thousand three hundred; One mountain and one sea; Guashan Guahai; Nanshan South China Sea; A sea of people.
[Pronunciation] Mountain; You can't pronounce s ā n.
The stream is boundless and crowded.
[antonym] Desolate and uninhabited
Make sentences with a large group of people
1, I'm glad to see the colorful flowers and the sea of children.
There are so many people there that there is no parking space. People have surrounded the hotel.
Look at the sea of people on campus.
Every computer exhibition, the meeting place is always crowded with people.
In a blink of an eye, even at night, the river is crowded with people, but it is more of a silent wait.
6. Today is Children's Day. Grandma called her mother early and said she wanted to have morning tea. When she got there, there was a sea of people and laughter.
7. In a crowded world, will time hear the cry of a primary school student who is about to enter junior high school?
Yangming Mountain in the flower season is crowded with people every day.
The standard of this open-air concert is extremely high, so the audience is crowded.
10, this department store has declined, and it is rare to see a sea of people.
1 1. On this day, my mother took me to the park to play, and I saw noisy scenes happening in the park.
12, someone has come here to watch the performance. A sea of people!
13, the road in front of the Crystal Palace is crowded with people, and the noise of cars is endless. Horn after horn, melodious music sounded in dzmz.
14, I went shopping with my parents. In the shopping mall, we saw a sea of people, which made me admire very much. Because the weather is so cold, people still have great perseverance to go shopping.
15. As soon as I got to the road, I saw a sea of people everywhere and the whole road became a sidewalk.
16, our family came to the market and finally squeezed into a booth in the sea of people.
17, in a crowded world, will time hear the cry of a primary school student who is about to enter junior high school?
18. In my imagination, there must be a sea of people in the Expo Park.
19, it's crowded here. People wear bright swimsuits, listen to cheerful music, wave their hands, twist their hips and dance on the water like colorful butterflies.
We bought tickets in a sea of people, and soon lined up and walked into the zoo.
2 1, went to Nanping, and there were crowds everywhere!
Sadness of a sea of people talks about sentences that describe a sea of people.
1, a smart girl, kisses without love, listens without believing, and changes her mind before being given up.
Everyone thinks that you have a good life and many friends. Others speculate that you have countless ambiguous relationships, but only you understand that a person stays at home with the lights on all night. If you don't talk, there will be no sound in the room.
3. Once a lover, now a passerby.
You said that people are afraid of loneliness when they walk. I said crowds are not what you should do.
I like to wait for the rest of my life to say that I am fine, but how long can he remember you when you miss your old age?
6, the right shoes, only the feet know, the right person, only the heart knows, take a thousand roads, only one is suitable, meet a thousand people, one person is enough.
7. Like you is dirty. If you don't like you, I won't care about you.
8. I hope you have no weaknesses in your life, unlike me, I get lost when people mention you.
9. I haven't thought about quitting smoking, let alone for whom. I'm not drunk with a thousand beers, as long as I don't look you in the eye.
10 You are like sunshine between your fingers, warm and beautiful, but you can never catch it.
1 1, I'm probably lonely for a long time, and I will push away when I meet anything.
12. Silence is a girl's biggest cry. When she ignored you, she was deeply hurt.
13, there is always a name that can make your mouth curl up and then tears fall.
14, summon up courage to talk to the person you like, just like saving small change and spending it all on things you like.
15. Love is like chewing gum. It will fade after a long time. If it is dull, you want to give up, but no matter where you put it, it will leave an indelible mark.
16, I also feel sad and wronged. Whoever I tell will listen to me.
17, don't say whether you like me or not, just say whether you want to sleep together.
18, there are so many inappropriate things in the world, that's just an excuse for you to politely refuse me.
19, I have been single for a long time, and when I meet someone I like, I will suddenly be afraid. I smiled and shook my head and said forget it.
20. I have many passers-by in my life. Of course, I don't mind having another one.
2 1, loneliness is not innate, but from the moment you fall in love with someone.
22. What kind of boyfriend do you want? I haven't had enough of sleepless nights!
23. You are the photo I deleted by mistake, the missed flight, the lost diary and the everlasting regret song.
Fortunately, love is not everything. Fortunately, nothing is love. No matter how beautiful it is, it can't stand forgetting, and no matter how sad it is, it can't stand time.
25. Only later, there were no ronin in the lonely street and no old cat in the deep lane, but loneliness filled it.
26. What is loneliness? One day, you took a beautiful and artistic photo and saved it in your mobile phone, but you didn't know who to send it to. It suddenly occurred to you that there was no one to accompany you to see the scenery along the way except yourself.
27. I watched your life like a passer-by. Sadly, your joys and sorrows are not for me.
28. I am full of love for you, but I don't say a word. If you know, you know. If you don't know, forget it. Love in the mouth is less than one thousandth of that in the heart.
29. I used to think that loneliness means that there is only one person left in the world. Now I think: loneliness is that I can become a world.
30. Probably, the loneliness index that a person can endure for a long time is also increasing. Those things that I used to think were the most romantic when two people were together were all gradually realized by myself.
3 1, the more you stay up at night, the more lonely you get.
32. In my mind, Qian Shan is not as small as you, and in your eyes, the poisonous dagger is not half as small as mine.
33. This season is very clean. There is no story without you.
If you give me a hug, I will lose my ticket.
35. When loneliness becomes a habit, you don't want anyone to accompany you.
Believe me, I didn't panic when you left, but it happened that the wind was very strong and my eyes were red.
37. He is just a broken shoe. Don't take it away secretly Can I just give it to you?
38. Later, I got used to living alone, not showing my sadness, not telling my worries, and not loving me.
39. A lonely person will always remember everyone who has appeared in his life.
40. There will always be someone, no matter how much you love, who can't hold each other and can't be together again.
4 1, close your eyes and find that your appearance is clearer in your heart than in your eyes.
42. I fell in love with online shopping because no one would go shopping with me.
43. Some people will only be the most familiar strangers in their hearts.
44. Everyone thinks that you have countless ambiguous relationships, and only you know that you are as lonely as a dog.
45. You look beautiful. What can your eggs do besides being my object?
46. With the person you like, laughter will be lower, tears will be lower, and even IQ will be lower.
47. I hope that one day the chat record will become a gentle and hot breath in my ear, and the good night on the phone will become a kiss on my cheek.
48. If we overdraw our tears, we will laugh mercilessly. Who wants to be independent if someone can rely on?
49. If I didn't like you, I wouldn't have mental illness.
50, want to be spoiled by you, feel at ease when a waste.
5 1. Since care and companionship are both interruptions, loneliness is the best salvation.
Lonely people will always remember everyone who appears in their lives, just as I will always think of you.
53. In the end, you will drag your suitcase alone, and no one will see you off and wait at your destination. You will walk through a muddy alley alone with cold air, and people will come and go on the road. When it rains, no one can hide from the rain. When it is cold, no one will ask you to wrap your coat. Don't always wait for others to love you. Anyway, people are crowded when they walk.
54. It's better to chat with you in sunny, cloudy and rainy days.
If I meet you again in my next life, I will definitely remember to avoid you.
56. When you like someone, no matter how you look at her, you feel unworthy.
57. Love is always like a fire. Eager people always fantasize about how beautiful it is, but they don't know that getting too close will burn themselves.
58. I like to wash my hair with cold water, so I always have a headache; I like snacks and barbecue ice cream, so I always have a stomachache; I like staying up late, so my myopia is very serious. Do I have to pay for everything I like?
Seeing how well you play with others, I don't want to talk to you.
60. Loneliness gives you time to think about yourself. In a person's day, there is only one thing you have to do to make yourself excellent.
6 1, I really hope that when I look back after running tired, you are panting and smiling; I also hope that when I get wet and look back, you are opening your arms.
62. Love is holding your hand, and love is growing old with your son.
63. The road I walked, the wind I chased, you are a dream that I can never complete.
64. I walked such a long way by myself. Don't call me. I'm afraid I can't help looking back. I am afraid that even if I am firm and unyielding, I will run back to you when I hear your voice, and then you will leave me alone.
I gave you my heart, but you gave me loneliness.
66, thousands of routines are not as good as one sentence, I want to sleep with you.
67. If he likes you, your vulnerability is all in his eyes.
68. Finally, I don't have to say good night every day, and I don't have to wait for your reply. I can cry on my pillow, turn off my cell phone, fall asleep unconsciously, and wake up naturally the next day without turning on my cell phone to say good morning. Losing is much more practical than having.
69. It's a joke to feel confessed, to be liked by others and to feel that love doesn't last long. Say a few more words with friends you just met for fear that others will find me annoying and feel ugly in front of people you like. Basically, except for being careless in front of my family, I live a restrained, cautious, sensitive and lonely life.
70. There are long-lost names among the visitors, and it is unclear whether it is a surprise or a heartache.
Make sentences with a large group of people
1. When I got there, I saw a sea of people, a sea of people. It is really like a land covered by people.
As soon as I got to the road, I saw a sea of people everywhere, and the whole road became a sidewalk.
The other side of the river is also crowded with people. The scene is quite spectacular.
My father, mother and I go shopping together. In the shopping mall, we saw a sea of people, which made me admire very much. Because the weather is so cold, people still have great perseverance to go shopping.
There are so many people there that there is no parking space. People have surrounded the hotel.
6. In a blink of an eye, even at night, the river is crowded with people, but it is more of a silent wait.
7. Today is Children's Day. Grandma called her mother early and said she wanted to have morning tea. When she got there, there was a sea of people and laughter.
8. In a crowded world, will time hear the cry of a primary school student who is about to enter junior high school?
9. When I went to Nanping, I saw a sea of people everywhere.
10, we bought tickets in a sea of people, and soon queued up and walked into the zoo.
1 1, it's crowded here. People wear bright swimsuits, listen to cheerful music, wave their hands, twist their hips and dance on the water like colorful butterflies.
12, our family came to the market and finally squeezed into a booth in the sea of people.
13, I am very happy to see colorful flowers and children crowded with people.
14. In my imagination, there must be a sea of people in the Expo Park.
15, look at the sea of people on campus.
16, Beijing Zhonghua Success Plaza, packed with people in all directions, held a galloping and shining carnival jump.
17, the road in front of the Crystal Palace is crowded with people, the noise of cars is endless, horns are ringing one after another, and melodious dzmz music …
18. In the afternoon, I went to Haiya Department Store again. It's still as crowded as in the morning, but there are still many people handing out leaflets here. I asked someone casually. I asked him if he could hand out leaflets for you.
19. On this day, my mother took me to the park to play. I saw crowds and noisy scenes in the park.
20. People come here to watch the performance. A sea of people!
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