Lao Luo’s classic quotations

Introduction: Lao Luo said: After I came to New Oriental, I persuaded many old teachers to quit. Do you know such a domineering Lao Luo? The following classic quotations from Lao Luo are for your appreciation.

1. Everyone is here to hang out, it’s not easy!

2. There are times in life when you step on poop.

3. Face the bleak life, face the dripping blood, and survive!

4. Are you really mad at me? Hey? Please!

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5. A strong life requires no explanation!

6. This is my immature opinion.

7. In the past, teachers used to say that girls should be independent. Oh, I forgot, you are taking the GRE test. Who are the girls who take the GRE test? Fierce girls!

8. Lao Luo, don’t talk about the topic in this class, let’s talk nonsense!? I almost heard it Didn't fall off the podium.

9. What do you mean by soft muscles and a pear-shaped figure? A pear-shaped figure? Huh? Hey, what are you looking at me for? I am definitely not a pear-shaped figure, I have a standard bucket figure!< /p>

10. Reproduction refers to the same species. For example, a dog gives birth to a litter of pups, some of which are fat, thin, short, and ugly. I can’t say that a bitch looks at it, eh? There is a pig, a cat, a duck, and a fish!

11. Pleasant sadness?

12. That’s it So tough! So tough!

13. This question insults our intelligence.

14. Okay, the joke is over, the classmate who was lying on his stomach just now can continue to sleep.

15. At this time, you found an extremely considerate third option, and shouted? Ah! Ni Ping!?

16. If Ni Ping fails the GRE, there is only one possibility It’s just that she doesn’t memorize the words.

17. Lao Luo: There are peaches in your pocket. Girl: Haha, I’m sorry, this is for my grandma? (I thought to myself: Who the hell wants to eat it)

18. If I meet him, I will kill him!

19. Without Yuan Longping, what would those losers at the Chinese Academy of Sciences eat?

20. ETS is inherently pathological in setting questions, so we have to use abnormal ideas to answer questions.

21. What is GRE? It is a test that allows Chinese people to experience the stupidity of Americans.

22. This problem has been solved since Lao Luo appeared. The old teacher said to me: Lao Luo, you are so fucking awesome! I said: Stop saying that, I am just standing on the shoulders of giants.

23. A strange man like me?

24. If there is a boy and a girl in the family, nothing will happen. If there are two girls in the family, trivial matters will not matter. , but if there are two boys, especially in the Northeast where the folk customs are relatively tough?

25. Some students may doubt my character. Let me tell you another story: There used to be a tree in our house. Cherry tree? You all laugh! I won’t talk about it if you laugh. ?

26. This is the first time that thirteen-year-old Luo Yonghao has seen a living black person!

27. If you come to New Oriental and see a person in a few years, hey, He looks familiar, but I can’t remember who it is. He seems to be Luo Yonghao’s younger brother. Note that I don’t have a younger brother!

28. If there is a boy and a girl in a family, nothing will happen. Trivial things don’t matter, but what if there are two boys, especially in the Northeast, where the folk customs are relatively tough?

29. While my dad was paying for the medicine, he secretly rejoiced: TMD, this is what happened. It’s my son!

30. Some students may doubt my character. Let me tell you another story: There used to be a cherry tree in our house. You all laughed! I won’t tell you if you laugh. . ?

31. ETS is inherently ill-organized in setting questions, so we have to use abnormal ideas to answer questions.

32. What is GRE? It is a test that allows Chinese people to experience the stupidity of Americans.

33. This problem has been solved since Lao Luo appeared. The old teacher said to me: Lao Luo, you are so fucking awesome! I said: Stop saying that, I am just standing on the shoulders of giants.

34. A strange man like me?

35. The theme of our Spring Festival Party this year is to highlight the word "party". ?This is Sister Ni’s logic

36. Tell me how confused your thinking is.

37. This question is the most controversial question in the history of New Oriental, but the arrival of Teacher Luo? I am just standing on the shoulders of giants.

38. Following Sister Ni’s thinking, what should I choose for this question?

39. It doesn’t matter whether you lean left or right, the important thing is to be knocked down!

40. Do you sweat when you lie?

41. When I swallowed a mouthful of bitter water, she thought it was saliva.

42. Divorce is also convenient in Las Vegas. Everyone is queuing up in their cars to get a divorce, so that if you slow down, the people behind you won’t want to: ? Hurry up, hurry up! Will you give in? Are you getting divorced? Lao Yu's eyes lit up after he left: "It's so convenient! It's really so convenient!"

43. I think your relationship has not broken down? (After the man slapped the woman, and the woman kicked the man)? Is it really broken?

44. Wearing bell-bottoms makes you a gangster? It’s simply a confusing logic!

45. Lao Luo: Is this sentence correct? Is it right? Is it right? Is it wrong? We: No? Lao Luo: Tell me What's wrong? This simply can't be right anymore! Boring question, next one!

46. Onebyone's care can't be overcome.

47. What do you think this word? Gullibility? Gullibility? What does it sound like? Isn’t it just silly!

48. I can’t help but admire you!

< p> 49. In American graduate schools, Chinese students never participate in class discussions, so that professors think they know nothing. But if he is ranked first in an exam, then wouldn’t the American professor collapse? He couldn’t understand it at all, so he sighed, “Ah, the mysterious East!”

50. People like me Great guy, when I want to find someone to admire, I go look in the mirror.