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Tell me about the sentence given to Bi Xin.
Only you have parents? My parents don't approve of our breaking up.
You are shameless!
What do I need a face for? I want you.
Honey, you are the cutest person I have ever met.
Dear, I like you who have never seen the world.
Mom, why did you marry dad? I was blind and fell in love with you!
Dad, why is our family so poor now? I gave you all the money to treat your eyes!
When can I get my book back?
What do you mean by scribbling my name on page 30?
Will you come on my wedding day?
Why don't you get married if I don't come?
What if we break up? I'll chase you again.
What if we break up? I'll catch up with you later
I have loneliness and wine. Would you like to go with me?
From now on, you are not allowed to have loneliness and wine, only me.
What if the groom is not you?
I hope my father is me.
Honey, who do you want to invite on your wedding day?
Invite all the men you know, tell them that you are Lao Tzu's, and no one is allowed to rob you!
Come on, which is more important, the game or me?
I dare to play games without hitting you, don't you think?
When have you ever liked me?
I don't know. I just woke up one day and found myself seeing the people around you. Both men and women think they are rivals in love. I know I'm hopeless
Will you call me if I lose it?
Nonsense, who lost 100 kilograms of meat without looking for it!
Do you know what it's like to love deeply?
It's like the room suddenly darkens. I'm not looking for light, but looking for you.
Couples' small routines ask and answer.
1. The way you eat is really cute. Have you practiced?
2. Will you like me? No. Then I will teach you.
You must be nearsighted, right? Why do you say that? If you are not nearsighted, why can't you see that I like you?
Your angry look is really annoying! ! beautiful
When is your birthday? Why did I tell you that I forgot my password?
6. Do you feel insecure? Yes, it is. Hello, I'm calling security!
7. Why are you messing with my things! What did I move? my heart
8. Why are you so vulgar? You always take selfies, and it hurts my hands to watch them several times.
9. Do you like drinking water? Congratulations, I already like 72% of me!
10. Do you have a boyfriend? If not, would you like one? If so, do you want to change it? If not, would you mind another one?
1 1. Do you know that beauty is in the eye of the beholder? History! No, you're here!
12. Do you know my last name? Don't you know? I will be happy after meeting you!
13. If your ex-girlfriend and current girlfriend fall into the water at the same time, can I be your girlfriend?
14. I find that you are not suitable for dating, but for getting married.
15. I am very angry with the courier company. What happened? I haven't seen you off yet, so I have to pick you up (marry).
16. I've been looking for a store recently. What store? Your phone
17. Pork, beef and mutton. Do you know what kind of meat I like? No, I like your pride.
18. Guess where my heart is? Definitely left. This is your fault.
19. Go out and turn right and go downstairs. Go straight 1000 meters. Will the Civil Affairs Bureau go or not?
20. Nobody likes me. Hello, my name is nobody.
2 1. Can you do me a favor? What busy? Help me fall in love with me.
22. Where are you from? No, you are my sweetheart.
23. Do you like cats or dogs?
You go first, I'm afraid to hold you back. It's okay. My legs are thick.
25. Can you watch your step in the future? You're going to hit my heart.
26. You look particularly like one of my relatives. Who does he look like? My mother's son-in-law
27. You are so perfect, but you have one shortcoming. What shortcomings? Not good for me.
28. Do you know what kind of wine I like? What wine and your everlasting?
29. Why hasn't my order come yet? Our future.
I find you like a person. Who is my future girlfriend?
3 1. I feel selfish. Where is selfishness? I only like you and don't give other girls any chance.
32. May I kiss you? Shameless. Then kiss me.
I must have eaten too much salt. Huh? Otherwise, how could I miss you all the time ~!
34. I fell in love with someone. She must be beautiful. You are too narcissistic.
35. I have a life suggestion that will benefit you for life! What life advice? Stay with me all my life.
36. liking you is a very troublesome thing. But I just like to make trouble.
Why can a compass draw a circle? Because ... its heart hasn't changed.
A provocative routine dialogue with questions and answers.
1. The spring breeze is ten miles away, so we might as well be together.
I thought you were very nice when I first met you. What do you mean, much better now?
Less and less like yourself, less and less like a wife.
Sister, do me a favor, my parents want a daughter-in-law!
5. Man: Beauty, do you have a pen? Lend me your phone number Woman: Man: Say, what's your phone number?
6. Man: Do you have fifty cents? Woman: Yes. Man: I have fifty cents too. Let's work together.
7. M: Let's talk about the barmaid: About what? M: In love.
8. Go out and turn right and go downstairs. Go straight 100 meters. Will the Civil Affairs Bureau go or not?
9. After I broke up with you, I went to get back together with my ex-girlfriend. Why? Because you're my ex-girlfriend after the breakup. -this sentence must be used accurately.
10. Will you find a mistress after marriage? Not if your wife were you. If it's not me, then mistress is you.
1 1. I can't get through the security check every time. They say I have a you in my heart.
12. Do you feel heavy behind my back? Do you think the whole world is heavy?
13. Your sense of existence is like air. Really? I can't live without you.
14. Your lip shape is very beautiful, suitable for saying that you love me and more suitable for kissing me.
15. When are you free to marry me?
16. You are wind, I am sand, you are Hami, I am melon, you are toothpaste, and I am a brush.
17. Do you know what is the sweetest sugar? What kind of sugar do we like best?
18. Who allowed you to be so beautiful?
19. There is something wrong with my mobile phone. What's the problem? There is no phone number in it.
20. I am actually a very dutiful bad person. For example, about loving you, I have only calculated you in my life.
2 1. I want to buy something. I will marry you in the future.
22. I have been looking for spring for half my life. Just smile.
I allow you to walk into my world, but I don't allow you to walk around in my world.
24. Brother, do you like low-sugar or seven-cent sugar? Do you know what sugar I like? I like your breasts.
25. This is a pencil, this is a pen, and you are my baby.
26. This is your palm, this is Bi Xin, and you are my sweetheart.
27. Go out and turn right and go downstairs. Go straight 100 meters. Will the Civil Affairs Bureau go or not?
28. After breaking up with you, I went to get back together with my ex-girlfriend. Why? Because you're my ex-girlfriend after the breakup. -this sentence must be used accurately.
29. Will you find a mistress after marriage? Not if your wife were you. If it's not me, it's you.
30. I can't get through the security check every time. They say I have a you in my heart.
3 1. Do you feel heavy behind my back? Do you think the whole world is heavy?
Your sense of existence is like air. Really? I can't live without you.
33. Can you do me a favor? What busy? Help me fall in love with me.
34. Where are you from? No, you are my sweetheart.
What does the person you like look like? Go home and look at yourself in the mirror.
36. Do you smell anything? No, the air has become sweet since you came out.
Do you know the difference between drinking stars? The stars are in the sky and you are in my heart.
38. Do you know how to eat this dish? Do you eat while it's hot? I will feed it to you.
39. Do you know what yesterday was? What day? It is the day when I love you.
40. I have put up with you for a long time. Gee, how can you put up with it all your life?
4 1. What kind of noodles do I want to eat?
42. A family has three husbands, wives and sons. Husband and son go out to travel, which wives are left?
I haven't eaten sugar since I met you. Why are you too sweet?
Ask and answer love dialogue sentences.
1. Give you life advice. What advice? I suggest you stay with me.
2. Will you like me? No. Then I will teach you.
You are the wind, I am the sand, you are Hami, I am a melon, you are toothpaste, and I am a brush.
What do you belong to? You belong to me.
5. Why do you always talk to me? Do you like me? If not, I'll think of something.
6. Do you have a boyfriend? If not, would you like one? If so, do you want to change it? If not, would you mind another one?
7. Do you know the difference between you and a monkey? Monkeys live in trees, and you live in my heart.
8. Why do you keep playing games? Because I can't bear to hit you.
If I hadn't been afraid of scaring you, I would have been anxious with you.
10. This is the palm of your hand, this is the contrast, and you are my sweetheart.
1 1. This is the school uniform, this is camouflage, and you are my little happiness.
12. This is a dumbbell, this is a barbell, and you are an elf who fell to the earth.
13. There have been rumors recently that I like you. I want to clarify that this is not a rumor.
14. What does love feel like? A little more than I like. That's a little more than I like. What is this? It's you to me.
15. Guess where my heart is? Definitely left. This is your fault.
16. Nobody likes me. Hello, my name is nobody.
17. I can't get through the security check every time. They say I have a you in my heart.
18. It rains in every city. Just like I miss you everywhere.
19. You got a tan. Secretly protect you
20. Do you like cats or dogs?
2 1. Can you watch your step in the future? You're going to hit my heart.
Do you have a map? Huh? I seem lost in your eyes.
23. Do you smell anything? No, the air has become sweet since you came out.
24. You are so perfect, but you have one shortcoming. What shortcomings? Not good for me.
25. Do you know the difference between drinking stars? The stars are in the sky and you are in my heart.
26. Do you know how to eat this dish best? Eat while it's hot I will feed it to you.
27. Do you know what day it was yesterday? What day? It is the day when I love you.
28. Why are you looking for my short girlfriend when you are so tall? In that case, I can kiss you if I want, but you can't kiss me.
I find you like a person. Who is my future girlfriend?
30. I think I am selfish. Where is selfishness? I only like you and don't give other girls any chance.
3 1. May I kiss you? Shameless. Then kiss me.
I must have eaten too much salt. Huh? Otherwise, how could I miss you all the time ~!
33. I fell in love with someone. She must be beautiful. You are too narcissistic.
34. I have a life suggestion that will benefit you for life! What life advice? Stay with me all my life.
35. I'm listening to your song, single cycle. I've been thinking about you all day, single cycle.
36. liking you is a very troublesome thing. But I just like to make trouble.
37. Next time I see you, I must close my eyes at once. Why do I put you in my eyes and never open them again?
I haven't eaten sugar since I met you. Why are you too sweet?
Why can a compass draw a circle? Because ... its heart hasn't changed.
40. I have gained a lot of weight recently. Probably because I have you in my heart.
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