On the rise of house prices and wages

1. In the eyes of parents, playing computer for an hour will make them blind, but reading for 24 hours will not make them blind.

2. If a boy doesn't have more than six abdominal muscles, why should he laugh at other girls for their poor figure?

There are only two kinds of mathematical proof questions: one is lying in the trough, which can be proved, and the other is lying in the trough, which can also be proved.

Living needs not only oxygen, but also courage and domineering!

5. Anyone who doesn't feel pain when the scar is not rotten can speak beautifully!

6. Dig a hole and bury the monitors, and many monitors will grow next spring. One with hot water. One cleans. A man packed us a meal. One bought us food at the grocery store. A kidney seller invited everyone for a spring outing. One sells kidneys to buy iphone for everyone, and the other is reserved for planting seeds next year.

7. Don't believe what others say just because they say what you want to hear.

8. I always feel that my personality is not suitable for work, but only for salary.

9. It's not who I miss, but the past I can't go back to.

10. If you are not crazy, you will be old. If you don't confess, everyone will leave.

1 1. Have you ever hated that the classroom is too small? Did you also say that there are no handsome boys and girls in the class? Do you also think that whoever is powerful is arrogant? But after half a semester, you find that there are so many people in the classroom, and they are just warm. That boy is actually quite handsome with eyebrows, and that girl is actually quite kind and lovely. Qiqi is an unexpectedly kind person. Arrogant people are actually unexpectedly gentle. I don't know when you can get treatment. But just then, we just separated.

12. Don't cross the past, because it has passed; Don't go against reality, because you have to live.

13. The common fault of women is that they have to get to the bottom of everything but can't stand the stimulation of the truth.

14. If I say a song is nice, please listen to the lyrics carefully, because I have something to say to you.

15. Those things that made us cry will be said with a smile one day.

16. There is a kind of person who is particularly mean. If you are serious, he likes to joke, and you should be serious when joking.

Writing humor at work is suitable for sending 20 sentences in a circle of friends.

1. involution is the process of entropy increase. Life depends on negative entropy, and only when it enters the flow can it be broken.

2. Kong Fuyou commented that Wang Juan had finished half a set of examination papers.

I am the paper in the pocket of the washing machine, which has killed me, so I'd better not feel better.

If you don't want to participate, you have to let others participate.

You don't have to fight with others, let alone yourself.

6. Did you write today?

7. I pretended to watch the live broadcast in Viya, Li Jiaqi, but I didn't buy anything. I secretly saved money to kill them.

8. Double Eleven recommended good things to roommates for them to buy, so I secretly saved money. In the end, I was richer than them and killed them.

9. My roommates are all asleep. I secretly turned off the alarm clock of their mobile phones. I'll go to class alone tomorrow morning, get a scholarship and roll them to death.

10. My boyfriend plays games on weekends. I study secretly, and I am more educated than him. Then I don't want him.

1 1. Roommates are asleep. I stole their cell phones and turned off the alarm clock. I will go to class alone tomorrow and kill them.

12. Don't please anyone. If you please anyone, you will get stuck, only please yourself.

13. You all slept, but I stayed up late. I died before you, killing you.

14. When Di Yun is in prison, I will practice the piano quickly and then kill you.

15. Everyone else lives a healthy life. I will secretly eat junk food and drink iced drinks. Infertility will not give birth to children in the future. I am younger than them, and I will kill them.

16. Cross the bridge when you cross it, so there is no need to work hard now.

17. My roommates are all cooking. I secretly picked out the urn. I'll live better than them if I die. Fuck them.

18. My roommates are asleep. I stole their cell phones and turned off the alarm clock. I will go to class alone tomorrow and roll them to death.

19. I'm like a bug on cabbage. My classmates are rolling, and I am climbing by myself.

20. When my roommates are asleep, I will secretly drink carbonated drinks to occupy a place in the Western Heaven and crush them to death.

Humorous sentences in which people complain about low wages.

1, work pressure, low salary, annoying. ......

2. Visually, I am 20 minutes late. Alas, the salary is low and there is no motivation to go to work. Fortunately, I don't have to punch in.

3, I don't have a skill, I don't work, and I complain about low wages all day. It's really a terminal illness.

4. I am idle like a salted duck egg every day, and my salary is as low as a bastard.

5. Less money and lower wages are not shortcomings, but the result of many shortcomings.

I like the feeling of being busy, so that I don't have to consider the fact that my salary is low.

7, hey, this life is really boring, the salary is low, there are many things, and I have to send my children to school every day.

8. Time equals money. After all, I lose money every day. These days, time is expensive and wages are too little.

9. Are you still worried about your low salary and your inability to buy a house or car? You can earn hundreds in just one hour. What are you waiting for? Let's act quickly.

No wonder my salary is low. The state must pay wages according to working hours. If I can't do anything in the meeting, I will deduct the meeting time, so this is all I have.

1 1. For me, a teacher is a job with long working hours, low salary, much pay and little parental support! If I don't even listen to my children, I really don't want to go to work at all

12, doing things is really tiring and mindless. I'm used to being lazy. I expect others to wipe my ass every day, forcing people with low wages.

13, although I am very tired and my salary is low, I am very happy in class and sleeping.

14, I am in a bad mood again today. I want to change my job. What if I always feel that my salary is low?

15, the low-paid internship period is coming to an end. I'm glad where I plan to play.

16, overtime every day is still low! Thank someone for their favorite fruit!

17, how many people, like me, always feel that they are not suitable for work and only suitable for getting paid.

18, working hours are always longer than rest time, not to mention when changing shifts. Low salary, poor treatment, and frequent deduction of overtime pay.

19, far from home, low salary, busy working as a dog, and sometimes suffering from anger, what's the point of continuing?

20. Why do you study so late? Is it love? Is it diligence? Because the salary is low! ! ! ! ! !

2 1 does not mean that you will starve to death if your salary is low. Three dishes and one soup is a meal, and steamed bread is also pickles. Everyone has different methods, which is nothing.

22, the salary is too low to pay five insurances and one gold, and I am drunk.

23. My salary went up, my wallet swelled, and my heart was filled with joy. Prices have gone up, expenses have gone up, and I am not happy. Earn more, spend more, and leave less. It is difficult to earn money, easy to spend money, and the wallet is flat. Good luck and congratulations on your fortune. Hehe, Happy New Year!

24. The world is so big, the house price is high, the salary is low, and there is no place to live if you lose your family.

25. Sometimes I miss my internship. Although the salary is low, I am so happy.

26. To be honest, I had expected that my salary would be very low when I returned to Guiyang, but the intensity of my work was really unexpected.

Funny and humorous sentences suitable for saying.

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1) I'm going to meet each other's parents tomorrow. I'm so nervous. After all, I hit his child first.

2) Newton died, leaving behind a bunch of formulas, and Qu Yuan died, leaving behind a three-day holiday. It is China people who sympathize with us in China!

3) I wanted to borrow this final exam to turn over salted fish, but I didn't expect to stick to the pot.

4) If you are reading this sentence, it means that you like me. If you want to deny it, why are you still reading it?

5) I hope that when my grades come out, I will feel guilty that I don't deserve such a high score.

6) When I was a child, I felt that Internet cafes were the most wasteful places. Twenty dollars disappeared in an afternoon. Now I feel that Internet cafes are the most economical places. Twenty dollars can sit for an afternoon.

7) When my grades were poor, teachers and classmates laughed at me, saying that I would definitely not be admitted to the university and would have to move bricks in the future. Not convinced, I secretly made up my mind to get up early and be greedy for the dark, study hard and make rapid progress in my grades. Finally, I was admitted to the university. I study civil engineering and move bricks after graduation. I just want to prove to them that moving bricks is destiny takes a hand's, and it has nothing to do with whether to take the college entrance examination or not!

8) Wife: Husband, what if someone calls me a beauty in the street? Husband: Then you should help him cross the street quickly. Wife: Husband, why is this? Husband: Because he is blind.

9) I swear I'll chop my hand if I go shopping in Taobao again. Now I look at prosthetic limbs on Taobao.

10) As long as you have a classroom in your heart, you can't escape from class anywhere. Teachers will never understand.

Humorous sentences suitable for speaking

1) What's it like to fall in love at first sight? Have you ever seen RMB?

2) I can't understand those boys who discriminate against homosexuality. You are stupid. Every gay couple has two more girls.

3) How to euphemistically describe the ugliness of others?

Every time I see those skinny people in the street, I want to give her some meat to eat. It's pathetic.

5) As long as you hand in blank papers together, you can be the first. Why kill each other?

6) If the director lets Big Wolf eat a sheep, the ratings will definitely skyrocket.

7) People who know your past are terrible, but people who have photos of your past are even more terrible!

8) People's potential can be stimulated. For example, if you give me a catty of bricks, I may not be able to carry them, but if you give me a catty of RMB, I will definitely pick them up and run.

9) I hope you don't live as well as me, die earlier than me, eat badly, sleep badly, and look particularly old.

10) lucky money is something that adults give to adults. Show us on the way.

1 1) When I was a child, I looked down on those scum who fell in love. Now that I think about it, I think those students are really amazing. They met someone at a young age.

12) I never saw much money in my life when I thought my wallet was really poor.

13) The difference between new heels and old shoes is that if the new shoes are stepped on, you will say that you stepped on my shoes, but the old shoes are different. You stepped on my foot!

14) As a student, I hope the harder the topic, the better. I can't write it anyway. Learning to be a bully is enough.

15) No matter how decent a person is, he should put down his face with me. No matter how chaste women are, I want them to take off their clothes. Don't ask me why, I run a bathhouse.

16) If someone thinks you are stupid, you can continue to play dumb. Anyway, you have nothing to do but Doby!

17) I heard the clerk say hello when I went shopping this morning. what can I do for you? I really want to say yes. To pay for me.

Woman: Let's do it! What do you mean? Woman: Oh, dear! Your parents often do this. Man: (silent for a few seconds) Shit! Let me know if you want to call!

19) After cutting my hair, the barber asked me how I was doing. I was silent for a while and said to him; As long as you are happy. Staying up late is not good for your health. I suggest you stay up all night.

20) My girlfriend leans on the shoulders of stupid boys and sweetly asks: We have been together for more than a month, why haven't you attacked me? Boy: Do you really want me to attack you? My girlfriend's eyes sparkled with expectation: Really! Boy: OK, I'm going to attack you. The boy said and stood up. Suddenly, his legs swept away and his girlfriend fell to the ground.

Popular humorous sentences suitable for saying.

2 1) Xiao Ming, please change the teacher's heartbreak for us into a passive sentence. We fucked the teacher's heartbreak. Xiao Ming, get out of here!

22) Edison went shopping with a couple. When he got home, he invented the light bulb.

23) Young people should never lose confidence because of a math subject. You are not alone in this issue.

24) If there is a step between us, as long as you take a step towards me, I will swing the bottle at you. What are you doing so close on a hot day?

25) It is reported that cheating in the college entrance examination will be sentenced. If a college entrance examination student is arrested for cheating, a prisoner will ask him how he got in, and the child can answer. You may not believe it, but I was admitted here.

26) A buddy likes chatting online. Once he went to see a female netizen, and I asked him what was going on. He said: I passed the written test and failed the interview. . .

27) Unconsciously, summer has become the season for boys to show their legs.

28) You think that finding someone who doesn't talk can make me quiet. The class teacher never imagined that I cured that buddy's autism.

29) When I don't like to talk, you should know that there is a little emotion in your small business.

30) I heard an obscene voice on the side of the road today. Come and play, handsome. I sneer at that slut in my heart. I won't kill you today. I took out a dollar coin and rode on her, pleasant goat, beautiful goat, lazy goat, boiling goat and the wolf.

3 1) I remember when I was a child, I often pointed to the ugly pictures in the textbook and said to my deskmate, look, this is you. Then the deskmate rummaged through the whole book to find an uglier picture than this and said, look, this is you!

32) In summer, I thank two people: one is Willis Kelly, an American, who invented air conditioning. The other is Hou Yi, a man from China, who killed a grandson.

33) My friend said that she lost several pairs of underwear in a row some time ago, so I advised her to change the house quickly. It is not safe to rent a house in that place. She smiled: Don't bother, I don't wear underwear now.

34) Xiaoming has had a crush on a beautiful woman for a long time. On Christmas Eve, he finally got up the courage to confess to the goddess. The beauty looked at Xiao Ming faintly: I just regard you as my good friend. Xiao Ming's eyes froze, but they lit up immediately. He said excitedly, Let's have sex together.

35) When you walk with me, hold my hand. Didn't the teacher tell you to bring valuables when you were a child?

36) A question: I wonder if people are doing well after death. The other said, live a good life. Everyone was surprised and asked, why do you say that? The man said, have you ever seen a dead man run back? This shows that you have a good life down there!

37) If your boyfriend is a sexy soul, when you want to get something high but can't get it, the sexy soul will say that you idiot won't let me help you, right? If your boyfriend is Park Chanye, Park Chanye will touch your head when he sees it and say he will grow taller, idiot. If it was Bo Xian, he would say: Don't look at me, I can't get it either!

38) The ancient robbery: I opened this mountain and planted this tree. If you want to pass by, stay and buy the toll. After hundreds of years of civilization baptism, in today's society, robbery is like this: please go slow at the rice toll station ahead.

39) In class, the teacher asked: What's the name of the duck, little friend? Xiao Ming: What about the sheep? Xiaohong: Baa baa, the teacher finally asked a question: What's the name of the chicken? Xiao Gang: Oh, push. Oh, no, uh-huh.

40) I am 1 m 77, I can cook and wash clothes, I can repair elevators with eight-pack ABS, and I never litter. I am a black belt Sanda fighter in Taekwondo, tearing my dick and beating my wife. I usually like skiing, skydiving, gliding and bungee jumping. Of course, none of this matters. What I am good at is bragging.