I feel cute, and all I say are lovely sentences.

1. I don't like meeting people for a long time. I prefer to see people and dogs at a glance.

2. Others are kind to you, not because you are attractive, but because you are really stupid and distressing.

No matter how good a person is, it is impossible to be perfect. No matter how bad I am, I am unique.

Life is like a maze. Once you get in, you can't get out.

Come on, do you want to die or don't want to live?

6. The three most tangled sentences in class: What are you reading? Look at the blackboard! Why are you looking at the blackboard? Look at me! Why are you looking at me? Read a book!

7. I made so many mistakes that I don't know where I made them now.

8. Buying a computer without broadband is like becoming a monk without eating.

9. It is said that women are as fickle as the weather, and men are like people who broadcast the weather-unreliable.

10, I don't want to hit you. Because I have no money to buy wet wipes today.

1 1. The teacher said not to bring valuables to school. I think I am quite valuable.

12, I think, I am not suitable for quarreling with narrow-minded people, because I am worried that my sharp words will make the other person angry alive.

13, don't feel abandoned by the world. The world has no time to talk to you.

14, you look like a comfort woman who was eliminated before World War II.

15, thin or dead, I must let this sentence run through my winter vacation.

16, the final review of Xueba before the exam is called checking for leaks, the medium one is called Jingwei filling the sea, and almost it is called Goddess mending the sky. I call it creation.

17. I dreamed that the male god dreamed of me, and the dreams were reversed. Are you saying that my male god dreamed of me?

18. Girlfriend: Look at other people's boyfriends! Everyone eats his girlfriend's leftovers! ! ! Boyfriend: You left it for me.

19. Put your homework in your schoolbag when you go home, and then the strap of your schoolbag breaks!

20, you don't always day after day. Your old bitch is going to be pregnant.

2 1, your toilet cleaner and Fuyanjie are used in the same way.

You said 22. You want to save face. If you really want to save face, I have never seen anyone with more face than you.

23. Tattooed teenagers may be hooligans in the future, but they may also be Yue Fei.

24. Love is understanding and tolerance, not staring at each other.

25. What you can't get is always in turmoil, and what you prefer is fearless.

26. Someone left your number to call you. I'm different. I didn't answer.

27. I'm not RMB. How can everyone like me?

28. Are you free to just talk about Q?

It's cute and cute. Talk about cute and naughty sentences.

1. When there are no birds in a hundred mountains, thousands of people die.

2. The teacher said: Don't get up when you fall, and see if there is any money around you.

3. Lala Lala Lala, I am an expert in selling newspapers and earned 1 yuan;

If you love, life is lovely everywhere. If you hate it, life is hateful everywhere. If you are grateful, you can be grateful everywhere.

Let the storm come more violently and let the date get soaked.

6. I want to be an onion in my next life, and whoever bullies me will burst into tears.

7. Maybe you will meet a more beautiful girl, a gentler girl, a girl who loves you more than I do, but without me, they can't eat, sleep and bother me.

8. Love is like poop. You've worked hard for a long time, but it's nothing.

9. The sky is gray and wild, and the psychology of getting rich is too confused.

10. It is said that children nowadays wash their hair not for cleanliness, but for hairstyle.

1 1. I can cook all kinds of instant noodles. Do you want to consider marrying me?

12. "Passing by the high school classroom and seeing the blackboard, I feel that English is so difficult." "That's math!"

13. Do you feel that some boys forget their girlfriends when they have wives?

14. Men's arrogance and contempt for women also come from women's stomachs.

15. I especially like the teacher to get angry, scold us for a class, and then class is over.

16. You always call me lazy. Yes, I like you and I'm too lazy to give up.

17. There is a six-year-old niece at home. At lunch that day, she talked about what her niece likes to eat. As a result, her niece said, "Dad still eats his mother's milk at this age. You said it's not a shame to lose it ... "

18. How can we grow tall without the sun?

19. Just out of the community gate this morning, a five-or six-year-old girl hugged my thigh and cried and said, Uncle, marry me! I was in a mess when I suddenly heard a voice behind me saying, even if you get married, you have to go to school today!

20. I have been with you for a long time, and I like joking more and more.

2 1. Every student has magical skills to finish homework in one day, but it can only break out on the last day of the holiday.

22. Father tells a story to his son: Once upon a time, there was a frog ... Son: Is there a science fiction story? Father: Once upon a time there was a frog in space ... Son: Is there a limit level? Father: shh ~ keep your voice down so that mom can't hear you. Once upon a time, there was a frog with no clothes on …

23. I am most afraid of death, I am also afraid of getting sick and taking medicine, and I am even more afraid of dying suddenly when I get sick and taking medicine.

24. Just now, a friend told me a touching story. When he was in junior high school, he was blackmailed by a bad boy for 20 yuan. He handed it to 50 yuan, and the delinquent boy gave it back to him, 30 yuan.

There are many heartless people in the world, but there will be more boring people.

The best way to stop advertising is to smash the TV and computer.

27. I don't think my own food is as delicious as others'.

28. Today, I saw a woman chasing a man. She is so cute. She said, "Will you be my boyfriend?" Just do it, but I'll think of another way. "

29. He quarreled with her. He slammed the door and left, shouting that he would be a grandson when he came back! Two hours later, he stood downstairs and shouted, "Grandma, I'm coming to see you!" " "

30. "Will you like me?" "no" "then I'll teach you."

3 1. The pet food company made a market survey, and the person who answered the phone was a child. Investigator: Do you have any dogs, kittens or rabbits at home? Child: No, my mother gave birth to me!

32. If no one in the world wants you in the future, you must remember that there is still me, and I don't want you!

33. Some people have long hair that others envy, and it turns out to be a wig.

34. Most TV shows say that if you kill me, no one will be killed. On the contrary, whoever says don't kill me will be killed.

35. My sister has m-girls in her dormitory. There is a girl named "Jiao Wa", petite and lovely. There is an "Eve" who likes apples. There is a "Kuwa" with a good figure. My sister is called "Huluwa" because she snores when she sleeps.

36. When I knocked on the table in class, the teacher said to me: Be gentle, the teaching building is not strong.

37. This life is not long. Only by cherishing can we miss those beautiful and lovely things and leave as few regrets as possible.

38. Find friends, boyfriends, kiss, hold hands and have children at night.

39. "I have noticed that you have recently ..." "Stop saying' fat' or' fat'!" "swollen!"

40. The mother asked her five-year-old son, "If mom and dad quarrel, which side will you stand on?" The child thought it over carefully and said firmly, "Stand by and watch"!

4 1. If I look listless, I may be tired, I may be sick, but the biggest possibility is that I am hungry.

42. The teacher said that a wrong question is a kind of wealth. I read my paper and found that I am a local tyrant.

43. When I get up every day, there will always be a heart-wrenching drama with my dear quilt: kissing lingering, reluctant to part, and hating parting.

44. Sometimes I think I like you very much. That feeling is like eating too much and bursting.

Meng Mengda talks about it lovely.

Let's raise our glasses first, so it's better to take root in the Yellow Crane Tower.

Second, I will tell you what I should tell you, and asking what I shouldn't know is a big mouth.

Don't believe me every time I say I'll never talk to you again. Do I look like a man of principle?

Fourth, meeting the right person in the right place is the real happiness.

I sprinkled a handful of salt into the universe. I can't sleep before three o'clock, so I'll eat salt and bake a small planet tonight.

6. I love you and I feel sorry for you. It's just proof that I'm alive.

Seven, this long and wonderful life, I just want to spend it slowly with you, so that every memory shines under the dust of the old days.

I can't tell you how much I like you, but I know in my heart that I would rather quarrel with you than love others.

9. They said that the Internet was fake, and I laughed as if the reality was true.

Remember one sentence: thinking too much will ruin you.

Eleven, the left eye jumps, the peach blossoms open, the right eye jumps, and the chrysanthemums open.

Being beautiful is your blessing, and living beautiful is my skill.

Thirteen, I remember that you love me, maybe I remember wrong.

Fourteen, Meng Meng's cuteness, talk about people like cuteness, talk about selection.

Don't call me fat. I will think that you are jealous that I eat better than you.

Sixteen, the rich buy six generations of apples, and the poor buy six bags of apples.

The happiest thing in the world is to find money from washed clothes.

I want to eat you when I look at you. I can never resist your scent, dear braised pork.

Nineteen, I am not a prince, why do girls always think they should be a princess when they see me!

Twenty, I am so beautiful and lovely that I don't know who will be cheaper in the future.

Rain or shine, please remember that you will always be with me.

Your ugliness has nothing to do with your face. My dislike has nothing to do with my mood.

Twenty-three, the rich are brushing Taobao, and the poor are brushing Weibo.

24. There was once an isolated island. I don't know why everyone disappeared, leaving only two men and an ugly woman. A man can't help marrying this woman! The other one waited for eighteen years, and he smiled, because those two people had a daughter, which was beautiful!

I know I have a bad temper. If you can't bear it, you must reflect on yourself and why others can.

Twenty-six, we must firmly believe that as long as we are alive, we can find delicious food.

You are very kind, but I am too beautiful for you.

Twenty-eight, I want to be with you and infect you with stupidity.

Twenty-nine, heartless, I licked my fingers and cried.

Thirty, chatting is valuable, and the internet fee is higher. If you are sleeping, you can throw them both.

After meeting you, my dream is no longer to ride to the ends of the earth, but to go home no matter how late.

32. Looking at beautiful women in the street is an appreciation if you look up, and a hooligan if you look down.

33. I do all kinds of evil. I hope you can kill me for the people.

Thirty-four, one day, you will understand: your grievances should be digested by yourself, and your story need not be told to everyone; Few people really understand you, and most people will only peek at your jokes from their own standpoint; All you can do is hide the secret and get stronger step by step!

Thirty-five, life is a process, and both beauty and loveliness are understood. While I am still young, I can pay for love without reservation; When I am still ignorant, I can give it to myself; Although I am still naive, I can believe that loving you is a lifelong thing. Please love my youth, my madness and my persistence. Let's talk about a naive love in a young age when we haven't learned how to calculate the world!

Thirty-six, when you are in a good mood, you can see the sunshine on rainy days.

Watermelon, watermelon, tell me, am I the cutest person in the world?

No matter how beautiful the scenery in the world is, it is not as good as the journey home.

39. I am still young and need some advice. However, I don't need your advice.

Forty, the craziest thing in my life is to fall in love with you, and my greatest hope is to have you to accompany me crazy all my life.

Forty-one, we always have nothing to say at the beginning and miserable at the end.

Meng Meng talks about cuteness.

1. I'm from far away, and I didn't bring a gift. I went to a far away place and no one came to see me off.

My friend owes me 5 yuan, and the tone is that he is not going to pay it back.

If urine can be used as medicine, then my son is a cash cow.

It is the heart that is dirty, not the world.

5. Do you know how disgusting you are? When your mother first felt your presence ... she threw up. ...

6. The most exciting sentence in the class is: The class won't come today! ! !

7. When you first get together, you may even think that the other person is cute when he is angry, that is, how to look at it. After a long time, aesthetic fatigue, everything tends to be dull. If you are a little anxious, it is unreasonable. A little angry, like a bitch in the other person's heart. This is the reality. Love can't keep fresh forever. If you are still dreaming that love will last forever, you should wake up.

8. If you tell me I love you, will you die?

9. If you can't see me, you will die. If you see me, you may not be in this world.

10. Don't play love games with me, you can never afford it.

1 1. What will happen if a man is pregnant? I've been struggling

12. Crazy people live a crazy life every day.

13. Sometimes I think about it. It is better to have two feet on both sides than to be dead set on one person.

14. Each of us is a patient, but some people are called doctors.

15. When I am extremely poor, I only have one thought, that is, I hope the teacher will not wake me up.

16. Even if I am poor, I don't want to ask anyone.

17. I have a heart to lose weight, but I live a life of eating goods.

18. Close my eyes and I see my future.

19. Classic and lovely MengMeng selection.

I'm not sad that my best friend stole my lover. I finally understand what you are.

2 1. After breaking up, I will still miss you in Tomb-Sweeping Day every year.

22. Isn't there an exam today? Why do you all have a head?

23. I would rather owe others money than let others owe me money, uncle who owes money.

24. You are the one who humiliated myself when I was sleepy. You are really mean.

25. The end of the world is over. Don't fucking tell me eternity is ancient.