Don't underestimate the ability of old people to dig holes. When you fool him, he is also digging a hole for you. what do you think?

Ha ha ha, the old people are lovely, but there is no one!

There used to be such a thing: children get together and talk about the frugality of the elderly at home. In order to make the old people accept things beyond their inner price, they always bluff and reduce the price, and they have to tell "white lies" to comfort themselves.

Now I find that the Tao is one foot high and the devil is ten feet high. Are you fooling them? Haha, I feel like a mirror in my heart! Lane is bad, you will be fooled!

0 1.

A few months ago, I bought a catty of green tea for my mother. I quoted her 300 yuan a catty, and she scolded me on the spot, saying that I was wasting money.

It's winter now, so I bought her some cooked cakes. I learned the last lesson, cut the price in one breath and said 150 a cake. As a result, my mother listened and scolded me.

After scolding, she turned to me and said, "Let's say it's from someone else in the future!"

After that, he gave me a hard look: "I knew this familiarity when I was stupid, and it was valuable!" " Hum, bullying your mother has no culture? "

02.

On the Double Ninth Festival, the family returned to their hometown to celebrate their 70th birthday. My brother bought a fur coat for grandma to show filial piety and spent 20 thousand.

After sending the fur coat, my brother cleverly quoted grandma's words: "It's not expensive, grandma, I bought it from a friend, and the price is 4000."

Grandma listened, touched the leather coat, looked at her brother and blinked. She smiled and said, "Well, then buy another one for grandpa!" " "

There was a burst of laughter in the room.

03.

We know that grandma is not easy to fool, so everything we buy is "slightly reduced", but grandpa doesn't believe in evil and always falls into the pit.

What impressed me the most was that once my grandfather bought himself an Apple ipad and cheated my grandmother about 200 yuan. My grandmother looked at it and took out 600 yuan: "How beautiful this is! I'll give you 600 yuan and buy one for each of my three grandchildren ..." So, during the Chinese New Year, our three grandchildren got an Apple ipad, and grandpa was heartbroken.