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A satire on the fair-weather friends around her husband.

First, people's feelings are sometimes like knitting a sweater. When knitting, stitch by stitch. Be careful. Just pull it gently when you remove it. Maybe it's just a joke, maybe it's an unintentional misunderstanding, and all feelings will never be seen again!

Second, when you hit the bottom of your life, you haven't contacted your fair-weather friends for three days.

Third, people's eyes are parallel, but they can't always look at people equally. People's ears are on both sides, but they always listen to one side of the story. People only have one mouth, but they can always say two words.

Fourth, don't tell others about yourself. Some people confide in you in front of you, but they are thinking about you behind your back.

I will never treat anyone sincerely again, especially pretend to be nice to me, because they always stab me in the back from time to time and ask me if it hurts.

6. When you are not strong enough, all your screams and complaints, and every tear and sweat you shed will only become jokes of others.

Seven, it is easy to drift with the current, but it is difficult to be independent; Just because self-denial will become a joke, it will be accused by thousands of people without favoritism.

Eight, only if you are strong, you will not be trampled by others, and being soft-hearted will only make yourself die worse than anyone else.

When I need you, I have nothing to say; When you are not needed, turn around immediately; When I like you, you are the brightest star; When I hate you, you are the worst.

10. Don't talk to anyone casually. In your opinion, she is a friend. In her opinion, you are a fool.

Eleven, the dog can't be fed too full, and people can't be too good to him! Endure pushing your luck for a while, and take a step back to make the situation worse. Don't make too many jokes, or it will be a disaster.

Twelve, fair-weather friends Qian Qian ten million, who had a timely help!

Thirteen, the reality tells you that even the closest people who have no money will look down on you; Feelings tell you, don't think that the person you miss misses you.

Fourteen, once a sensible person does not cooperate, he is considered heartless. A wayward person with a little cleverness will be praised constantly.

Fifteen, people are hypocritical animals. Many times, they don't keep their word. They usually just say one thing and do another. When they speak, their mouths are flying. When they are tempted by interests, their inner desires can't be controlled.