Funny confession day, happy sentences.

1, do you know? In fact, I am your real brother, because we are immediate family members. Really, please believe me. How come? You don't believe me? Aren't you from China? Isn't our mother our motherland? ! foolish

2. It's cold. It's snowing and frosting. I'm really embarrassed. I blame myself all day, and I'm still sad. How can I dispel your worries? There is no other way to think. Send a text message to express my apologies. Please forgive my mistake, watch me smile and forget my hostility. May confession day be extremely happy, extremely happy and extremely happy.

3, 58c Your happiness is my happy harvest; Your smile is my greatest happiness; I repent because you can't have me around every day; I repent, because your sweetness can't be attributed to me at any time; Confession day, did you hear my heart?

4, wife, in fact, I know that you will never forgive me, because my mistakes have made you unbearable. In other words, you can put up with me for so long. If I were you, I would chop me up and throw me into the river to feed the fish. Of course, you are not as bad as me. You are a noble person, a pure person, a person who is free from low tastes. So, you'll forgive me, right?

5, life is not easy, all by acting, the cat was beaten into a microphone, and the microphone was beaten into amnesia. Hehe, buddy, you are so cool: you swim without taking off your pants, walk like a cat, and you are jealous even if you don't talk. On confession day, I confess. I shouldn't always play tricks on people, but are you a cat or a person?

6. I confess my vulgarity and love your beauty instead of ugly girls; I confess my selfishness. I don't want others to be with you. I confess my pride and don't praise your kindness in a low-key way. I want to tell you loudly, let's live better!

7. On confession day, I deeply regret that I can't make the poor rich, I can't make crops drought-resistant, I can't stop environmental pollution, and I can't stop loving you forever. Happy confession day!

8. On confession day, I repented and didn't let my confession explode, so it's no longer terrible not to make money, not to marry a wife, not to worry about going downstairs at night without a car, and not to buy a house or rent a house. I wish repentance day, repentance explodes in your heart, and you will have no regrets all your life.

9, the oil price has risen, and the driver still pays the bill; The price of meat has gone up, and people who eat meat still eat it; The price of books has not risen, and people who don't read books will still scold them. On the day of confession, knowledge is power, and our power is getting smaller and smaller. "Yan Ruyu-A Golden Room with a Hidden Charm" gives me strength!

10, honey, it always reminds you of my fatigue, and I hope I can get sleepy. I said I would accompany you to "travel everywhere", but unfortunately there was only "east, west, north and south". On the day of confession, I was repenting and punishing myself for loving you for a lifetime (suffering) and accompanying you for a lifetime.

1 1, 5a3 See you like a mouse to see a cat; I don't see you, scratching my heart like a hundred claws; Thinking of you is like getting an electric shock; It's all my fault, I owe you too much; It's the day of confession. I wish you a smooth career, strong body and full of energy. Fate is like a mouse meeting a cat, and luck is like a claw scratching your body!

12, repent, single-minded, half-hearted; Repentance, every moment, no moment; On confession day, I love you wholeheartedly, think of you all the time, and wish you happiness!

13, buddy, I won't let you pay for every meal, just because my wallet is strictly controlled by my wife; You don't have to carry it first every time you encounter difficulties, just because you have taken the lead when I am ready to carry it; I don't complain to you every time I have difficulties, just because you are the first buddy I can think of; I don't always look weak in front of you, just because I can't pretend to be strong in front of you; Today's confession day, I ran to see you again and confessed my "crime" in front of you. I'm sure you will forgive me. Then you can pay for dinner tonight.

14, today I want to be honest with you: I arranged the latest henhouse for chickens, used imported forage for donkeys and ate fresh ribs for dogs. How could I forget you, a little pig? I really feel guilty. I will treat you better in the future and make up for my previous sins.

15, confession day, I want to confess that I have no mind to nag you when I eat, to look at you when I sleep, to think about you when I think, and to call you when I dream. I hope to call you, bother you and nag you all my life.

16, corrupt officials began to regret facing the court and hated themselves for being too greedy; The thief began to cry in the face of handcuffs and hated that his hands were too long; You began to repent in the face of a pig-killing knife and hated yourself for eating too much. Happy confession day.

17, fishing law enforcement, miraculous speech, maintenance and demolition, diary officer, mistress charity, pheasant diploma, ghost counterfeiting, loss of oil price, return to official, responsibility of temporary workers ... Confession day, count these new terms, shame ah, may our life be less false and ugly and more true, good and beautiful.

18, 5cb written confession will fade with the years; Confession in the letter, changing with the light at any time; Hide the confession in your heart, it will release the energy of happiness and change your soul quietly! On confession day, take a good look at yourself and let happiness be connected with you and me all the time!

19, I confess my barbarism to you. I confess that my plunder was not forbidden. I confess that I built my happiness on your sadness. I will wake up on the day of confession and reflect on my mistakes. Don't worry, I'll treat you well after eating those sweet and delicious foods.

20. Repentance is the conscience to know evil, the way to turn evil into good, and the power to purify body and mind. Let us sincerely repent and feel the light after the baptism of the soul.

2 1, May God, your servant repent to those who read this message: I shouldn't hide happiness, hide happiness, leave good luck and lock my dreams. On this occasion of confession, I give you all the above.

22. When the confession day arrives, you must always remember to repent: repent that you buried your pain in your heart and didn't tell me, and repent that you left your happiness behind and didn't share it with me. At this moment of repentance, I give you a chance to atone: live happily forever!

23. On holidays, I will send text messages to "harass" you. Content besides happiness is happiness, which makes you bored. The weather has changed, and I will send a text message to remind you to pay attention to the cold and warm, which will make you lose your appetite. It's confession day, and I sincerely confess to you. I must innovate in the future, so that you can never get tired of watching it. Happy confession day.

24. On confession day, I confess to you with my eyes. In the starry night, I only see you. I express my love to you with a hug. Where is spring? In my warm arms, I use my short message to express my love to you. I don't have him in my heart without you.

25. I love you without saying it in advance, and the fate has come. You never thought about it. You are very lucky. It's not much trouble to marry you. The tacit understanding is coming. Dear wife, confession day, I'm sorry I didn't really impress you. I will give you one as compensation. Love you.

26, today's confession day, I confess that I have given you all the delicious food, and I will make you work so hard to lose weight. I confess, I have to concentrate all my work, and I have to let you spend money on exercise. Sin. sin.

27,59f, repent! Why do you want to leave the pain around, why do you want to leave the happiness behind, why do you want to leave the regret to the present, (why do you want to put the happiness in front of the door. It's confession day. I hope you can make persistent efforts and live a happy life.

28. Forgive me for being your boat, but I can't be the wind that breaks the waves. Forgive me for being your warm rain, but I can't be your brilliant spring. Please forgive me for waiting for you, but I can't be by your side.

29, wife, I want to confess to you on confession day. Usually, I just concentrate on my work and ignore my feelings; I'm too lazy when I get home, which makes you overburdened with housework. I've decided to share more housework for you and make you a happy woman in the future. Happy confession day.

30. I confess that the information I give you at a time does not exceed 35 words; I confess that I called you several times to imitate the customer service staff of 10086 to cheat you on the phone bill; I admit that I don't bring you enough happiness every day. On this day of confession, I sincerely confess to you: even if I am punished by God, I hope you will be happy every day.

3 1, confession day, I only do one thing, and sincerely repent of my crimes against you: I love you so much that you can't live without me again and again; It hurts you so much that you can't extricate yourself from enjoying a happy life. I have been with you for too long, so I want you to accompany me to witness the creation of our family step by step. Faced with such a heinous crime, I decided to make mistakes again and again. No matter how God punishes me, I will continue to commit these crimes.

32. The day of confession has come, and I want to make a deep confession to you. I haven't given you a chance to repay you since I helped you. So, tonight, you bring money and we'll have a big meal to make up for my mistake. Let me sincerely repent at the dinner table.

33. Repentance Day says repentance, and guilt hides guilt. Looking back, you did all the housework, took care of the children and worked hard for everything. I can't live with you From now on, I will do all the housework, leave the children to me, and I will carry all the big and small things!

34, 5bf confession is an indispensable virtue in our lives. Repentance, like a raft, can take us to the other side of nirvana; Repentance, like herbs, can cure all our troubles and diseases; Repentance is like a bright lamp, which can break our ignorance and darkness; Confession is like a bridge, which can lead us to success. I wish you all a lot of new knowledge on confession day.

35, to commemorate the disaster day of Jesus, repent and reflect on evil things, who have done nothing wrong in life, and really get rid of it. If you say that you have done nothing wrong, you are deceiving yourself. I advise you to reflect and change, and you will have good results in the coming year.

36. It's all my fault that I failed to live up to everyone's expectations. I've been with you for so long, and I haven't bought you a decent dress. It's all my fault. You've been following me for so long, and you haven't been allowed to live in a new house. Confession day is coming. Let me think about it. Not bad for me. I'm just a monkey, right, monkey?

37. Take off your shoes. The price of crude oil will go up. Throw away your clothes. Injured animals will shed their hair. Save water. Injured seeds will not be watered. Reduce your diet. Harmful food will be reduced. Eat less meat. Injured piglets will be roasted directly. Hey! Let's all repent on the day of repentance. I hope you can do the above. Then let me know and send you a Weibo!

38. The plane that sent you crashed, the high-speed train that sent you was rear-ended, the building that sent you was leaking, and the rocket that sent you was connected. These are all beyond my command. Or write a short message to confess: this heart that loves you will never change, and happy confession day.

39. I heard that your puppy is very lonely. I decided to send my puppy to accompany him, and I will pick him up when the dog food is finished. I heard that your mobile phone was annoying, so I decided to bring it to my house and send it back when I was finished. Don't thank me. Today is confession day. I'm telling you that I don't care about you that much! Hehe ~ ~ ~

40. On the Day of Confession, I confess. It's my fault to meet you in this life. Falling in love with you is a mistake, but I'd rather repeat it. I am obsessed with loving this mistake without regrets. I wish you, I love you wrong and never regret it!

Confession Day Confession: I met you too late, my enthusiasm was infected by you, and the clock of youth was reversed. My goal is obvious. I loved you and went bankrupt. I'm sorry that you want to merge me, so you have to take care of my business in the future. Happy confession day to my favorite person.

42. f90 Confession Day: I want to give you a rose to take the blame, but I am afraid that my stabbed hand will be tired; I will send you wine to make amends, lest you get drunk and hurt your stomach; I want to send you a ring to atone, but gold is too expensive; I want to send you a kiss to muddle through, but I'm afraid of bad breath. Or pinch a dog's tail flower to repent, which is affordable; Dear, please forgive my meanness. You want happiness, I will pursue it all my life!

43. Dude, it's confession day. I must confess to you. I didn't lend you money when you paid your salary, I didn't call you when your mobile phone was in arrears, and I didn't invite you to dinner just after you finished eating. It will definitely change in the future! Happy confession day!

44. Today is repentance day. You should reflect on your living habits: don't sleep late and get up late at ordinary times, which will affect your health; Should not exercise regularly, let germs patronize; You shouldn't be extravagant, leading to regret later. From today on, I wish you a happy person!

45. The contradiction between you and me was not deliberately created. I didn't mean to hurt you. I also know that friendship must be based on sincerity, sincerity, warmth, mutual understanding, mutual pity and mutual help, which coincides with the arrival of confession day. May we get back together, get rid of our troubles forever and run happily.