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How to prove that you are a spare tire in one sentence?

Prove that you are a spare tire in one sentence:

1. If you get married at the age of 30 and I'm not married, let's get married!

We are all xx years old. If I don't have a boyfriend, let's get married

We can't be together because we are good friends.

Although we have been together for a long time, I don't want to marry you now.

I can't do this well. Why don't you help me?

I was on the phone with someone just now, but I didn't hear from you.

If I met you earlier, I would have married you.