Stay still for half an hour and talk about humor in traffic jams (40 articles)

Half-hour motionless traffic jam, talking about humor (I) 1. Traffic jam, traffic jam, traffic jam all the time. You make me feel bad. You can block me for life.

I know the traffic jam on National Day is normal, but this time the traffic jam began to make me doubt my life.

3. Are you angry? It's urgent, the road is blocked!

4. The most depressing thing: being satirized by GPS.

5.？ Are eleven girls going out to play on the highway and join the traffic jam army, or lying at home or surfing locally? Anyway, I'm stuck on the highway now.

6. I wish everyone who travels today is stuck in traffic so that you can't accompany me.

7. Traffic jam on the road is also a kind of travel. ?

8. Go, or I'll lose!

9. There is no way to doubt the mountains and rivers. I woke up in the same place.

10. See or not see, traffic jam version: If you drive, or don't drive, the road will be stuck there and you can't walk.

1 1. If you want to buy another car, you must buy an assisted driver and a stereo. Listening to music and watching the car drive by yourself, traffic jams are not so annoying.

12. I will block you and everyone and have fun together. ?

13. Every time I go to school, it doesn't go well. Three cars collided and there was a big traffic jam on the expressway.

14. Feel the beauty of the most congested city in the world! I'm upset and impatient.

15. I thought it was an auto show, but it turned out to be a traffic jam in Dubai.

16. It's not easy to go home, it's ok, and I cherish it. The feeling of traffic jam is really too congested.

17. Centennial precipitation, once and for all.

18. My daughter-in-law and I discussed where to play during the holiday. At this time, 18-year-old son said leisurely: Let's take sleeping bags, snacks, put on music, fill up the gasoline, and then go to the traffic jam leisurely.

19. It is difficult to get on the bridge and get off it, and the viaduct is badly blocked. It is difficult to get off the bridge, but it is difficult to get on it. Walk in the middle of the car.

20. Every time I go home for the New Year, I am Jay. I won't be caught in a traffic jam. It was a few hours' journey, but it took a day at last, and my mood suddenly became ugly.

Don't move for half an hour, talk about humor in traffic jams (2)1. The more anxious, the more traffic jams. Twenty minutes without moving is also clothing. Upset.

22. I never like taking the bus, traffic jams, slowness and dizziness. I still like to run alone. ?

23. There was a serious traffic jam when I went home during the Spring Festival. It's been blocked for more than three hours. There are teammates stuck in traffic all the way.

24. I can think of the most romantic thing in Chinese New Year, which is staying at home with you. Look at the traffic jams in the street.

25. This is a tragedy. We will go home soon. There is a traffic jam on the expressway.

26. There is always a traffic jam on the way home. It seems that the more I think about it, the more tortuous it is.

27.？ Recently, I used to prefer rail transit. I don't feel upset because of traffic jams, and people don't crowd at this point. The time from A to B is guaranteed with certainty, and the rare planned cool air has eased my recent anxiety for a moment. ...

28. The traffic jam is a car, not a time, and of course there are people.

29. The most malicious abuse I have heard so far is: I scold you for going out in traffic jams all your life!

30. The lover is waiting for you. Think about whether you are stuck in a traffic jam or lost.

3 1. Tell everyone a bolt from the blue, want to cry without tears, make the gods cry: the traffic jam section of Hangzhou Ring Expressway is kilometers long! The traffic in the whole city is almost a circle.

32. Are you dizzy? Turn left and right, the road is blocked! ?

33. The happiest thing I can think of is watching the traffic jam with you at home on National Day.

34. Every time I go home, I always face traffic jams.

35. Being blocked is just annoying. As long as there are traffic policemen, the road is badly blocked.

The real quality of life is that you don't have to go out to endure traffic jams on holidays such as National Day. * * * with everyone.

37. There is still a traffic jam on the airport expressway at 2: 30 in the morning. I really want to vomit blood.

38. On the highway, traffic jams lasted for more than ten hours.

39. It's amazing! Traffic jam on the road, nowhere to go forward, nowhere to go back, traffic jam and fog, mmp

40. At this time of the day, passing cars seem to be having a party together, and they are reluctant to leave for a long time. ?

Forced to get stuck in a traffic jam after work, I sent a humorous joke (40 articles) from a circle of friends.

After work, I was forced to get stuck in a traffic jam and sent a humorous joke in a circle of friends. The traffic jam was so serious that I just got off and had a meal.

At this time of the day, the passing cars seem to have a party together, and they are reluctant to leave for a long time. ?

When I came home tonight, it was raining and there was a traffic jam. Many students just took a look at me and left. Only he accompanied me until the crowd dispersed. It is really warm.

4. The house leaks when it rains all night, and there are always traffic jams on holidays.

Today, on the way to work, the traffic jam blocked the feeling of the festival. It was really difficult for a female driver to add dark and foggy days, continuous drizzle and high beam lights.

6. The more anxious you are, the more traffic jams you get. Twenty minutes without moving is also clothing. Upset.

7. Mom said that Qingguo College Road would be too crowded and there would be traffic jams. Don't ask me to walk by car.

8. If you want to buy another car, you must buy an assisted driving and sound system. Listening to music and watching the car drive by yourself, traffic jams are not so annoying.

9. The traffic jam made me doubt my life … The taxi driver took me to the exit again … I'm really worried that I still can't find the entrance after the New Year.

10. Every morning, at the gate of the ice crystal, you go out in traffic jams. I always say that a two-story overpass will be built at this intersection. Why is there no movement? It's annoying to go out every morning ...

1 1. Under drizzle, you are not afraid of fog or cloudy days. As long as you go out on the road, there will be traffic jams.

12. The traffic jam on National Day is terrible. It is estimated that the three or four-hour drive will be extended to about eight hours. I feel sorry for myself still on the highway … I guess I can have breakfast when I get back ~ … I thought I was going to enroll in a university outside the province, but it's okay.

13. Do you want to? Less people, less cars and smooth roads?

14. Is it blocked today?

15. A girl was caught in a traffic jam on the expressway. She was really anxious, so she took a plastic bag to solve it in the car, but she couldn't get on. After that, she put a plastic bag on her head and walked to the side of the road to solve it.

16. It rained all night, and there is always a traffic jam when you are late.

17. It's really bad to be too far away from home. A seven-day holiday means going back and forth for two days. Considering the traffic jam, you may lose a day or two, but what can you do?

18. worried? When will the digging stop? ?

19. Is it bad? Shoes and mud trucks are trapped and nobody cares!

20.？ Since everyone realized that there would be traffic jams on the expressway during the festival, the traffic jam time has been advanced.

After work, I was forced to get stuck in a traffic jam and sent a humorous joke in a circle of friends. Part II 2 1. Check it out, traffic jam version: if you drive, or don't drive, the road will be blocked there and you can't walk.

22.？ Recently, I used to prefer rail transit. I don't feel upset because of traffic jams, and people don't crowd at this point. The time from A to B is guaranteed with certainty, and the rare planned cool air has eased my recent anxiety for a moment. ...

23. Brother went home and wished him a happy National Day traffic jam!

24. When I got up in the morning, it was drizzling slightly. My wife asked me to drive to work and then sent her to work. I said angrily, "Why? I also mopped the floor, washed dishes and did all the housework. Why did you reward me in such a cruel way? -I'd rather break the washboard than drive to work! " Say that finish, ride away!

25. I was caught in a traffic jam on the expressway, and I wasted several hours on the road.

26. I wish everyone who travels today is stuck in traffic so that you can't accompany me.

27.？ Single girls can have blind dates on the highway today. Look at the property from the mode, look at the personality from the attitude, look at the renal function from the urine ... I can only help you here, don't thank me.

28. Traffic jam, traffic jam, traffic jam all the time. You have blocked me so upset that I have the ability to block me for life.

29. On the highway, traffic jams last for more than ten hours.

30. I saw you stuck in a traffic jam before going to bed, and you were still stuck in a traffic jam after waking up.

3 1. Is it bitter? Urban roads are blocked every day!

32. At this time of the day, the passing cars seem to be gathering together, and they are reluctant to leave for a long time.

33. Traffic jams get on my nerves. I'll buy a plane when labor and capital become upstarts.

34. Traffic jams are very annoying. A bunch of annoying things get stuck in traffic jams and can only be alleviated by music. AC/DC will always be at the top of my song list. Turn up the volume and close the window. This moment is my own time.

35. There is a kind of pain that you are still stuck in traffic when others arrive, and there is a kind of happiness that you fly in the sky to watch traffic jams.

36.？ The longest national day in history, the longest traffic jam!

37. At the traffic lights ahead, block up and cook in a pot. I've been waiting for 30 minutes, and I haven't got half a step. ?

38. Yell when the road is rough and walk the dog on the highway.

39. The most vicious curse I have heard so far is: I curse you for being stuck in traffic jams all your life! ?

40. When there is a traffic jam, everyone shows their magic power, including fishing, walking the dog and going out for activities. I just sit in the car and enjoy one drama after another.

Humor about traffic jams on holiday expressways (40 sentences)

Humor about traffic jams on holiday expressways-1. Busy traffic, panic traffic, leisure traffic, happy traffic and healthier traffic.

2. I saw you in traffic jam before going to bed, and you were still in traffic jam after waking up.

3. One hundred years of precipitation was once blocked.

On weekdays, it spits out smoke and traffic jams, but a first snow, a heavy rain and a sunset can trigger a storm of praise. Interesting Beijing.

On the way home, the traffic jam is like constipation for many years, and the passengers in the car don't move again.

6. Yell when the road is rough and walk the dog on the highway.

7. Do you hate it? Car navigation doesn't work

8. when can this be moved to the place slowly ~

9. Congestion, if only there were fewer private cars, so the road wouldn't be blocked. If private cars can queue up politely, traffic will not be blocked. If everyone doesn't crowd, we will go home soon, and anxious friends won't be upset by traffic jams. Let's have fewer private cars.

10. Get up early, drive out, and still haven't left your favorite city after a few hours.

1 1. Going home for the New Year, I still can't escape the curse of traffic jam and fall into a traffic jam without love.

12. You can call your family, friends and even customers in traffic jams. The longer the traffic jam, the deeper the emotional communication. Some people have gained a long-lost affection, some people have made a big deal, and some people have also gained love ... Traffic jams really promote the feelings between people.

13. I hope there will be no traffic jam on my way back to Xitang tomorrow, but according to the traffic jam on National Day last year, I seem to be dreaming.

14. Traffic jams are very annoying. A bunch of annoying things get stuck in traffic jams and can only be alleviated by music. AC/DC will always be at the top of my song list. Turn up the volume and close the window. This moment is my own time.

15. Drive away, blocking the dog at high speed, and the road is cold in cold weather. It's all for the Chinese New Year, so we can't take the expressway.

16. Go out early and return late. After crossing an intersection for half an hour, there are all kinds of traffic jams on the road. Is it worth wasting time?

17. I feel for so long that all I can care about is some friends. On the way to the National Day traffic jam, I actually expect my parents to call me and ask me where I am now. Are you hungry, carsick or not? Leave me a door when you come back late! Oh, it feels quite small.

18. Traffic jam, also called calories.

19. There is no way for mountains and heavy waters to be suspected again. I woke up in the same place.

20. There are no roads in the world. If more people walk, the road will be blocked. ?

Humor about traffic jams on holiday expressways. I'll block you and everyone, and we'll have fun together.

22. Everyone gets off and does morning exercises. There are also drivers walking their dogs on the highway.

23. Some things have no choice, such as catching a cold, getting stuck in traffic, and falling in love with someone.

24. I thought it was an auto show, but it turned out to be a traffic jam in Dubai.

25. The cold snow river enters the night and watches the sunrise at high speed.

26. Traffic jam, traffic jam, traffic jam all the time. You have blocked me so upset that I have the ability to block me for life.

27. Do you want to? Less people, less cars and smooth roads?

28. Traffic jam, catching a bus, waiting for a bus, taking a long-distance bus and walking around with heavy boxes, emm,,, This is the last day of my holiday.

29. Summer: It must be exciting to watch high-speed traffic jams at home on National Day.

When a ray of sunshine illuminates the earth, we are involved in the game of high-speed traffic jam, which is very lively.

3 1. I get upset in traffic jams, and when I get upset, I want to eat.

32. This is a tragedy. We will go home soon. There is a traffic jam on the expressway.

33. Afraid of the traffic jam on National Day, get up at 4: 30 to continue Lanzhou.

The real quality of life is that you don't have to go out to endure traffic jams on holidays such as National Day. * * * with everyone.

35. I was stuck in traffic for over an hour. That's great. How expensive it is to take a taxi in Beijing. You got me stuck in a traffic jam.

36. I was drunk on your wedding day and the whole street was stuck in traffic.

37. Get off work at 0: 30, and feel the atmosphere of National Day traffic jam in Shaxi Super Parking Lot.

38. Go, Spring Festival travel rush craze, or I'll lose! ?

39. People's emotions really easily affect others. For example, I should have gone to work an hour ago. Because the traffic jam is still halfway, I think it's ok, but the girl next to me is irritating and angry. I think she's annoying.

40. The happiest thing I can think of is watching the traffic jam with you at home on National Day.

If you are tired and in a bad mood, don't give everything easily.

1, the corner I passed has lost its former prosperity, and the reality is very helpless. I can only let the past drip become memories, paralyze myself with memories, let life control myself, let the wind and rain of life sway, but I don't even have the desire to resist.

Time passed quietly. Some people in the world feel heavy because they are busy, and some people live a depressed life because they are idle.

3. Don't bother those who are perfunctory in answering your questions, and don't bother someone who doesn't want to talk to you. It will always be you who is uncomfortable!

The saddest thing is not that you have never met, but that you met, got, lost in a hurry, and then left a scar in your heart. When it hurts you, you hurt, and you have no ability to resist.

Please protect yourself before talking about kindness. Your goodness should be reserved for people who know how to be grateful, not the kind of bitch who takes your goodness for granted and will push your luck in contentment.

6. If one day, you begin to regret giving up on me, please remember that I never wanted to teach you how to cherish by leaving.

7. Don't give everything at every turn. Instead of being humble in the dust, leave some pride and love for yourself. The meanest thing is emotion, and the coolest thing is human heart.

I have to admit, for a moment, I thought I would spend the rest of my life with you. I put down all my pride and gave in to everything you have, but I still didn't make it to the end. I won't blame you, because you are my most unexpected courage and the entanglement I have to give up.

9. Actually, I have no ambition for life. If I work to support myself, I can still have extra money to travel. It's nice to live with someone I like.

10, no matter how beautiful love is, it is not worth something that has changed. Since you don't expect it, there's no point in me going over the mountains.