Funny classic quotations-not that I was careless, but that I did it on purpose.

Sometimes, love is also a kind of injury. Cruel people choose to hurt others, and kind people choose to hurt themselves.

Love is feeling and not feeling. This is bullshit!

Happy Ferris wheel keeps turning, goodbye to my time, my happiness.

Lilac petals are the harp of spring, playing heart sounds on the green leaves of memory.

Everyone else is pretending to be serious, so I have to pretend not to be serious.

Don't wait for everyone to say you are ugly before you find yourself really ugly!

Brushing your teeth is a bittersweet thing, because you have a cup in one hand and a washing utensil in the other.

Playing with feelings? I will make you cry rhythmically.

It's all water. Why is it filled with alcohol? They are all perverts, so why pretend to be sheep!

I lured an almond out of the wall because the garden couldn't be closed in spring.

Not afraid of opponents like gods, but afraid of teammates like pigs.

My guest, please respect yourself. Daughters only sell themselves, not entertainers.

There are no ifs in life, only consequences and results.

When I woke up, it was dark.

Because I used to be so heartless, and now I'm heartless.

Sometimes, love is also a kind of injury. Cruel people choose to hurt others, and kind people choose to hurt themselves.

The fish said to the water, you can't see my tears because I am in the water. Water says I can feel your tears because you are in my heart.

No amount of roses is worth a heart.

Don't call me arrogant, but I refuse to deal with animals.

It is not that I was careless, but that I did it on purpose.

I just found out now that the loss of the original key has a lot to do with hunger. I dare not go out because there is only one key.

Happiness is the warm sunshine that shines on the face and instantly becomes a shadow.

I don't think about anything else, but stay up late waiting for your call.

If you are willing to wait for me to become an adult, I will accompany you for decades.

The pain you don't understand, others seem to understand.

Giving cigarettes without fire is tantamount to flirting with me.

One day I will walk away from you quietly, without any sound. I missed a lot, and I was always sad alone.

Some people will be engraved in their memories forever, even if they forget his voice, his smile and his face, but the feeling when they think of him will never change.

Those who once said that they would never part have already been scattered all over the world.

I quit high-profile, making you shameless happiness.

I forgot the year, month and day when I carved a face on the wall-Zhang Wei smiled and stared at my face sadly. Will the love carved behind the back of the chair bloom like flowers on the concrete floor in a windless forest?

You will never see me when I am loneliest, because I am loneliest only when you are not by my side.

My life is full of warmth. I gave you everything, and you left me. How to smile at others in the future?

The world is so imperfect. What you want, you have to lose.

Tell me about accidentally falling.

Today, my son accidentally fell down chasing children at school. My heart aches and my face is disfigured. I am angry that the parents and children of the other side deny that he did it. My son never said who hit him and who pushed him, but today he did say that the other side pushed him. Finally, I found the teacher. Of course, the teacher was a comfort and left. I can only educate my son to pay more attention in the future. Sometimes I really don't know how to educate. It's so easy. I'm afraid he will be bullied in the future. Bad and unreasonable, alas. I just hope my face will get better as soon as possible, and I won't leave any scars.

Tell me about accidentally falling.

After arriving at the seaside, he completely followed his brother. But there are stones everywhere, and it's easy for a man to get hurt if he falls down carelessly, and then I will lead him around.

Second, today a big child accidentally stepped on the trampoline. Later, I asked him to play somewhere else for fear that he would be trampled again. At this time, the older child accidentally fell down, lying on the mat, stepping on the older child slowly, even jumping on others [covering his face] and leaving without looking back. I watched him turn his back and was shocked.

Third, people's anxiety makes people always believe in superstition. For example, if someone dies and no one can give you an answer, you believe in the theory of ghosts and gods. For example, if you accidentally fall down and get hurt, and no one can give you an answer, you believe that if you don't advance against the current, you will retreat. But these natural disasters, deaths and injuries are mostly random, irregular and unanswered. The truth needs to be discovered by yourself, but superstition is as simple as accepting it.

Fourth, I confess that Dai Songran, a classmate in Class One, heard that he likes cars and cannons! He still likes to wear plaid shirts! Look, he likes to wear a blue and red plaid shirt! Now I heard that physical education class accidentally fell down while running recently? Are you better now?

5. The baby went to kindergarten on 13, and the performance surprised me. I cried twice, and once I peed a little on my pants during a nap. The teacher wanted to change his trousers, but he wouldn't let me. The second time I accidentally fell on the slide. Every morning, I am happy to go to kindergarten with my grandparents. Mom's worry is unnecessary, and I'm glad her son can behave so well.

On the way back from dinner in the afternoon, she gave me a kick. I instinctively blocked her with my hand and accidentally knocked her down. Seeing that she fell heavily on the ground, I was very distressed and quickly helped her up. Comfort her and say: I will never hide and fight back again.

7. I just dreamed that my grandfather died. In my dream, I saw that moment was so collapsed. I saw him accidentally fall to the ground, crying at the top of his lungs and calling 120. I woke up with a painful heart, and it felt so real. I haven't called back for a long time, so I have to call. Don't regret, there are still many things I didn't do as I did in my dream.

Eight, think of a warm heart scene before going to bed. That day, I accidentally tripped over the baby's toy car in the living room. When my son saw that I fell, he rushed over first, pulling me and saying that my mother was up ... Mom was up. ....

Nine, life is bearish, but impermanent. The past is irreversible, tomorrow is unknown, and only now is real. Don't pay for yesterday, don't compete with the past, if you accidentally fall, get up and continue running. Even if suffering is destined to come tomorrow, there is no need to pay for it today. Try to take care of today, and tomorrow will surprise you.

Ten, childhood should not be happy every day? But I'm not happy at all. If I get water on my clothes, I will be scolded. If you don't take something, you will be said. If I fall, my mother will be angry. If I spill water, I will be told that I was careless. My brother was awakened because of me. I'm only three years old. I am also a baby who needs the care of my parents. I can't express it. I only cry when I am unhappy, but I will still be told when I cry. . How can I be a good baby in the eyes of adults? Mom and Dad, were you like me when you were young?

1 1. My brother is about ten months old, and now he is more and more sensible. When the toy in his hand fell under the sofa, he first reached for it with his knees. If he can't reach it, he will turn around and hold my hand, and his consciousness is enough to help me. I am coquettish, too. Once I accidentally fell down while watching, and then I cried, and then I asked my grandmother to hug me instead of my mother, as if to tell my mother.

It's fast to take the elevator, but there's no chance if you fall. Climb the stairs slowly, but if you accidentally fall from the 12 floor, just fall from the landing in the middle of the 12 floor, you can continue climbing after a short rest.

Thirteen, this morning in the dining hall, I saw a boy leading a girl's men downstairs. Unexpectedly, the man accidentally fell down, but he didn't let go, so he pulled the girl down and they rolled down the stairs. The scene was terrible. This tells us that there is a kind of love called letting go.

Fourteen, your own road, from right to left, from bottom to top, if you accidentally fall down, then please don't think about going back, because you can only start over, so that's called starting over. So the question is, can I eat out today?

I took a long ride and ran for many years, and finally got it. I accidentally fell down and spilled my favorite things all over the floor and sold them out. ....

Sixteen, our little handsome pot accidentally dropped, and he was unhappy about it these two days. I said it was a star photo.

17. I still remember running around my hometown yard with my friends, playing hide-and-seek, gun battles and bicycle races. At that time, I was not worried that my clothes would get dirty and I would fall down accidentally. I stood up and patted the soil and continued to scream mercilessly, playing my favorite role.

Over the past six months, I have often dreamed of my grandmother, always waking up in the middle of the night and always dreaming of a very clear picture of her death. At that time, my heart was out of breath and my legs were shaking. I always remember that she was tortured by illness, but bravely persisted, remembered her silly smile, and remembered that she didn't want to disturb others every time, and walked forward with her hands on the chair. Once, I accidentally fell next to cement (the house was being renovated, so cement was piled up), and there was no one at home, a big gray head. Seeing me coming home, she muttered, Yingying, help me up. I'm sad and angry. But when I woke up from my dream, I found it was another dream and I couldn't sleep for a long time. Maybe I am afraid of where you will go, so I always reflect it in my dreams. I want to raise my son, but none of my relatives are here. I hope you are all right.

Nineteen, I tell you, she saved my life. I went swimming in the swimming pool and accidentally fell into the pool. She climbed out of the pool and the water reached my chest. We are true love.

I haven't seen my baby for 220 days. I came back to take care of him today. I accidentally let him fall, and my teeth were bleeding. I hope it's okay. I blame myself. Looking at his sleeping face is very reassuring. May the baby grow up safely, healthily and happily! ! !

2 1. Get up in the middle of the night to go to the toilet. I fell to the ground in a daze because of leg cramps. I seem to have knocked over a lot of things. Scratching is a bit loud. Then I heard my parents nervously ask questions. I rushed out of their room and saw that I got up without any hesitation. My voice is very coherent. I saw that I was fine, so I went back to listen to them and said that I was scared to death.

Twenty-two, when I was a grandmother, I was still so careless when I walked. I fell down with my baby in my arms, and the little girl fell down with me.

Twenty-three, I accidentally fell down playing games in the morning, and my hands are a little red and a little painful! During the break, a little boy in the class said, Mr. Hill, let me rub it for you, and then hold my hand and rub it up. The children nearby saw it and said, Miss Hill, come and be a little princess today! After that, some of them took my hand and rubbed it, while others hit me on the back. These little guys are so cute They are very comfortable and warm today. Haha, childhood is so naive! I can't remember my childhood in my mind!

Twenty-four, when I was a teenager, I came out to earn money, from nothing to penniless, and then from penniless to heavily in debt. This is me, a different whitening method. I am who I am. I get angry when I see myself. Life is bleak, but impermanent. The past is irreversible, tomorrow is unknown, and only now is real. Don't pay for yesterday, don't plant grass with the whitening essence of the past, if you accidentally fall down, get up and continue running. Even if suffering is destined to befall pola and whitening pill, there is no need to pay for it today. Try to take care of today, and tomorrow will surprise you.

Twenty-five, remind the mothers that the neighbor's son is walking and drinking water with a straw cup. He accidentally fell down and was cut by the lid. He must have been more careful when he went to the children's hospital for five stitches.

I am twenty-six, one year and three months old. Since the girl was able to let go of her hands and walk by herself two days ago, she has been able to patrol back and forth freely in various rooms at home like a little princess these two days, and she will hold her hand forward when she accidentally falls. But I still can't avoid touching my forehead and the back of my head every day for one reason or another. The responsibility lies mainly with my careless father. Slowly, I will learn to talk to people now. When my parents call their parents, I will shout with them. Time is passing, girls are growing up, and the joy and joy in your heart are wireless with your parents who are growing up slowly.

When we were young, whenever we accidentally fell down, our first thought was to find out what tripped our feet. We always blame others for putting things wrong, but if we can't find things, we can blame the uneven road. Although doing that has no direct effect on relieving pain, it is a comfort to find someone to blame and prove that you are not responsible.

Twenty-eight, when we went out to play on the weekend, grandma accidentally parked the electric car in her basement and fell down.

I accidentally knocked over my memories and still couldn't find myself.

1, I can give you a warm hug at 37.5℃ on a day at 0℃.

Sometimes, people who know how to avoid problems are better than those who know how to solve them.

If the whole world were happy, there would be no word "break up".

I can aim at your head easily, but blow your balls off.

5, you said forever, it turned out to be just a blink of an eye!

It may be difficult, but we must move forward. -"heir"

7. The thin shadow is shallow, and the faint fragrance comes at dusk.

8. Everything happens for a reason, whether it's sadness or happiness, everything is just destiny takes a hand.

9. The myth about the promise of life in the afterlife is just a myth. Lost is lost.

10, a person suddenly contacts you, which is normal because he is looking for a spare tire; It's normal not to contact you suddenly, because you are just a spare tire.

1 1, perhaps, my failure and greatness, in the end, are all my own decisions. -Tracy Hu

12, I would rather be a madman than a fool who pretends to know nothing.

13, missing has turned into tears, which stings my heart drop by drop. /Shuo Shuo/

14, since love, why not say it? If you lose something, you can't get it back!

15, accidentally knocked over memories, still can't find myself.

16, people don't think of people if they don't love home, and home is not just the place at the door.

17, in fact, he is very ordinary, but he is special in my eyes.

18, I love you in my lifetime, before my heart dies.

19. Will you and her deep in the ocean remember to owe me a future after many years?

20. He laughs like a spring breeze, but he can't blow the peach blossoms in my heart.

2 1, hello tomorrow, I can't do it.

22, we can't rely too much on others, even your shadow will leave you in the dark.

Give the person who loves you a chance, maybe you will fall in love with him.

Brushing your teeth is a bittersweet thing, because you have a cup in one hand and a washing utensil in the other.

25. Fu is a beautiful dress and a chic umbrella.

26. I've always wanted you to listen to the rain, because I think it's the sound of missing.

You will always be the protagonist of my world, and I will always be the supporting role of your world.

Just because I'm not angry doesn't mean I have no temper.

29. Whoever says that he loves you again will be slapped. If he doesn't fight back, he probably really loves you.

I sincerely wish those who pretend not to do well in the exam as soon as they finish it.

3 1. Can you give up your nostalgia? Can I stop loving you and thinking about you?

32. Change is change, and it is irreversible. No matter how hard you try, it won't help.

Those beautiful and sad emotional phrases forgive me for accidentally missing you.

1.？ I just ... Ordinary people, I also have my feelings? .

Second, I haven't touched the computer since the beginning of school. This is the first time, which shows how terrible it is to start school.

Third, don't look back, why don't you forget. Since there is no chance, why call names. Today, everything is like water. Tomorrow night, you will be a stranger.

Fourth, the greatest pain in life is that the place that should be long is not long, and the place that should not be long is long.

I'd rather be lonely than be your fetter.

6. I'm not sure if I will like someone for a long time. I won't be back for a long time, but do you believe that I have loved you for two years?

Seven, all say I don't miss the past, but I am a nostalgic person.

If you want to blow up the school, please remember that you are not fighting alone.

[Don't you know what you did where I can't see]

Ten, people only have one mouth, but they can always say two words.

When you really like someone, your first feeling is that you don't deserve him.

12. [I don't want to give up my unwillingness]

Thirteen, a vow can be together for several years? I owe nothing but goodbye.

Fourteen, every New Year, there are always one or two elders who like to take out your unforgettable past to make everyone happy.

Fifteen, the moment you announce your results, you are most likely to get a heart attack.

If you can't hear, I'm afraid you are deaf.

Seventeen, [knowing that some people can't love, but still devote themselves wholeheartedly]

I want everything, but I get nothing.

Nineteen, name your heart with love.

There is no need to study next semester. I bombed the school. Don't ask me who I am. Please call me Lei Feng.

Twenty-one, having a firm heart is more important than any good word.

Don't expect girls to take the initiative. Some girls, no matter how much they like you, would rather miss it if you don't take the initiative.

Twenty-three, learning god is brushing problems, learning tyrants are brushing homework, and learning scum is brushing dynamics.

Twenty-four, eyes? what's up What about you? French mouth? Solution? Are you heartbroken? Waiting for an eye watch? Love? The only way

Twenty-five, [I will always be a listener, comfort your pain and protect you from beginning to end]

I still love you, even if you are doomed to fail. I tortured myself over and over again.

What do I like about you? It makes me angry every day, but I just like it.

Twenty-eight, you treat me like a spare tire,

29. Maybe the smiling person is feeling sad in the most beautiful way.

Thirty, [I'm waiting for thirty]

Thirty-one, it's not that I haven't loved, it's too bitter @

Thirty-two years old, crying and laughing in memory.

I'm not arrogant, I'm not fooling around, I'm just tired of people who may lose at any time.

Thirty-four, how many people I am, but no one really treats me.

Do you know how I feel if I can't love the person I want to love?

36. [Maybe I think too much, maybe you don't think it's worth it]

I will cherish the person who splashed water on my face after going to the bathroom and taking a shower.

If she is like oxygen to you, then you are more important to me than oxygen.

39. Actually, all origins have a name, unhappiness.

Sing a good song at her funeral.

Forty-one, [Do I matter in five years? ]

I never talk about people, but I always talk about myths.

Forty-three, some things are not knots, but scars.

44. [We are all disgusted with each other, but no one said anything about leaving]

Forty-five, young man, don't give up the girl who gambled with you on youth in the future, okay?

Forty-six, [I miss only a simple name and a simple meeting]

Forty-seven, how many people are single-minded, and how many people have a heart.

48. You are really special in my eyes, but unfortunately you are not in my dream.

Forty-nine, it took me three years to dream, and it took you three days to wake me up.

He loves me very much and let me know that I am very important in his heart.

I'm hungry. You have a loaf of bread. Give me half. This is a friend. You hide the bread and tell me that you are hungry. This is society.

Fifty-two, a proud oath, how can you keep your heart beating?

53. There may be too many traces of you in my heart. Later, everyone I loved was just like you.

Fifty-four, you say that you are handsome, but in fact you are weak.

Don't trade my secret for your friendship with others.

When you live for love, you will shine.

Fifty-seven, [full of enthusiasm and courage]

Fifty-eight, [it may be a coincidence that you fell asleep as soon as I found you]

Fifty-nine, you will always be my favorite. It's too simple.

63 years of dreams, you finally let me break free, let me give up, let me have no illusions about you.

You really burp. You think I need your gentle friend, don't you? So you have no scruples about calculating me and hurting me, right? You are wrong. I don't need you.

Sixty-two, [it may be a coincidence that you fell asleep as soon as I found you]

Sixty-three, [year-old this bottomless pit]

Let's not quarrel, betray, cheat or say goodbye casually.

I can't say anything nice in my mouth. It's warm. Don't frown

Sixty-six, homework or something is the most annoying!

Pretend you don't care when you can't stand it .....

People who stare at the distance forget that the best is just around the corner.

Sixty-nine, I will always be the simple me you once (should) like.

Seventy, the desire to start school is not great: become taller and thinner!

Seventy-one, why when chatting with some people, my heart is still so painful. Heart! Will you stop acting like a bitch? People don't like you and they can't like you.

Seventy-two, there is always sadness. There will always be loneliness. There will always be sadness. Be patient. Everything will pass.

Seventy-three, suddenly feel nothing, no direction, no one behind. .....

Seventy-four, [Your name is so common that my heart trembles when I hear it]

-? Everything? Yes, everyone? Go ahead, everything? Go? Never? Back? .

Seventy-five, [Forgive me for not taking care of myself in a world without you]

Seventy-six, Computer Jun, I can apply for a patent for you.

Seventy-seven, don't use your bad temper to drive everyone around you away and then shout that no one hurts.

78. Waiting is a torment of time.

79. Forgive me for accidentally missing you.

Eighty, I want to take you to a distant dream.

If you meet her one day, please say hello to each other.

Eighty-two, in fact, I still love you, but I lack the enthusiasm to be together.

No one will always be with you. Remember. What others give will always be others'. Only you get it yourself. It will always be your own.

Eighty-four, in the exam, right or wrong.

85. [Girl, will you stop being silly? I think about him every day, but people never pay attention to you. Stop joking, will you?]

Eighty-six, I am happy when you are happy. You are happy, and I am happy.

I like him, but I hope he likes me too. I know it's good. I won't leave, and I won't be separated from him.

I am not good at words, but I really love you.

89. [Because I love you, I feel that everyone looks like a rival in love]

90. If I were wifi, more people would love me than that.

I don't know if you like me. All I know is that I stopped looking for you that day, and I really gave up.

-How long has it been since I changed my love for you?

92. Remember the feeling of liking it too much? I remember, but I dare not do it again.

93. When you miss the past, it means that you are not doing well now.

Ninety-four, you cheated on me. Then you told me that we were sisters. Are you kidding?

Ninety-five, if you? Where do you live? Okay？ .

I learned to curse, rebel, puppy love, fight and know many dogs. Do you know where it is? Is it at school?

People say that love is like flying a kite. If you care too much, you will regret it.

Professor, can you sing little stars? No, brother, I belong to Xiaoxing.

99. Having a firm heart is more important than any kind word.

A hundred, how much do I love you to tolerate you playing until I'm tired.