On the Funny Evaluation of English

English humorous sentences that can be written in composition

One should love animals. They are so delicious.

One should love animals, they are so tasty.

Love your neighbor. But don't get caught.

Love your neighbor with your heart, but don't be known by ta's husband/wife.

Behind every successful man, there is a woman. Behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.

Behind every successful man, there is a woman, and behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.

Smart people never get married, but once they get married, they become smart.

Smart people are unmarried, and married people are hard to be smart.

Don't put off till tomorrow what you can put off today.

Don't wait until tomorrow to make excuses, but find them today.