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Tell me: sooner or later, someone will smile at you with a ring and say, please give me more advice for the rest of my life.

1. Memories are a very tiring thing, just like how to lie down when you have insomnia.

2. What can't be said is called worry, and what can't be kept is called story.

3. The furthest distance in the world is not between life and death, but there are many WIFI nearby, but you don't know the password.

I like you obviously, but I still pretend to play jokes on you and others.

You never know how bad your luck is without buying lottery tickets, how bad your popularity is without borrowing money, and how ugly you are without expressing yourself.

6. Things that took a long time to understand will always be overturned by occasional emotions out of control.

7. It's not terrible not to get it, but it's a joke not to stay.

What I like is that you give scissors and I give cloth? I deliver the cloth, and you hold my hand.

9. Later, I didn't know whether I was looking for someone or looking for your shadow.

10. When I was a child, I often wondered whether I would go to Tsinghua or Peking University when I grew up. When I grew up, I found that I simply thought too much.

1 1. Sooner or later, someone will smile at you with a ring and say, please give me more guidance for the rest of my life.

12. If I give up on you in the end, please forgive me, because all my enthusiasm is consumed by you.

13. I can be defeated, but I won't allow myself to get up.

14. Are we really suitable together? Yes, I'm versatile!

15. Some things may be wrong. Cinderella is a rich girl and the ugly duckling is a swan. Nothing will suddenly go bad, ugly and beautiful.

16. I especially like the teacher getting angry, scolding us for a class, and then finishing the class.

17. Even if someone calls me crazy, I will look up and say to him with strong contempt, are you in the same hospital as me?

18. Infatuation can touch everyone except those who don't like you.

19. You are so excellent that more and more people will like you. What should I do? I like it.

20. Over time, time will be sharp and round, and your name will become A, B and C in my life. Everything about you will become insignificant, and I don't care anymore. I never thought that one day, I would think of you, rain or shine.

2 1. If you are right, you don't need to lose your temper; If you are wrong, you have no right to lose your temper.

22. The more you love someone, the less you can do about him.

The most reassuring thing is not that there are many people chasing you, but that there is one person who will never leave no matter what you do.

24. Know how to cherish and don't lose the sun during the day and the stars at night.

25. I'd rather be like a child, don't look at too many things and listen to too many grievances. I will live a simple life, laugh freely when I am happy, cry hysterically when I am sad, ignore the taste, don't complain, don't break my heart for others, and don't know the hardships on earth.

26. Later, your comments turned out to be beyond my heart to delete.

27. People who leave first, no matter how many tears they shed, are not qualified to say regret.

28. Others write long speeches in notebooks to motivate themselves. I just need to write down your name.

29. Wind and rain sent you to me, so don't remember the past.

30. Don't be so sensitive and soft-hearted. People who are too sensitive and soft-hearted are definitely unhappy in life. Think carefully about what others say casually.

Laughing at your pain, tears and sadness, talk about 202 1

1, it turns out that feelings are such a joke. If you are tired of playing, you will lose it.

2. When everything comes to the surface, you know that you are only one person.

He vented his loneliness on you, but you naively thought it was love.

Unconsciously, we have been apart for too long. Who can change those who have passed?

I don't trust anyone because I'm afraid.

6, two atria, one lives in the most important self, and the other has long been discarded.

7. Behind a lie is always a lie, and the sadness you pay is always so painful.

8. The secular world has separated us so far. How can we find a place to turn back?

9. Memory is like water in your hand. Whether you hold it tightly or spread it out, it will gradually disappear.

10, forget the past. Sorry, it doesn't matter now.

1 1. I once gave you a gentle smile-I gave you a complete heart.

12, no matter how much you say, you can't cry. A lot of pain is used to accumulating in your heart.

13, once the heart reaches its limit, it will take many years for it to heal incompletely.

14, I didn't know that love should be chosen until now.

15, I don't know, you already have her.

16, I waited until the tears came down.

17, forget that childish oath, reality will never exist.

18, when regrets emerge, it is too late.

19, people who watch the fire from the other side will never know how to feel.

I saw my reflection in the avalanche, leaving only an unrecognizable outline.

2 1, if love is a gamble, then I will be broke and you will be rich.

22, pretending to be happy, but actually it is still very painful.

23. I am fascinated by the smell that belongs to you. I just don't know how long your smell will stay on me.

Sometimes I just need someone to talk to.

25. Once you were all I had, once you were with me.

26. A complete thing is always torn apart inadvertently.

27. Wait, not because you will come back, but to give yourself a reason not to leave.

28. You can't cry in public. It is very painful and difficult to take someone away from your heart.

29. My heart never seems to hurt, but my tears keep falling.

The tragic ending of this story is like the fate of butterfly evolution.

3 1, all glitz will eventually disappear.

Like strangers, you are not real strangers, but none of us have the courage to break that silence.

The sky has a reason to clear up-you and I have different excuses.

34. Go through this miserable life with regret.

35. I always learn not to fight for it, and I am not used to retaining it.

Even if you don't love me, please give me an idea.

37. What should a city be called without it?

If you score hard enough, you will have an excuse to turn around.

39. I met you, met each other, fell in love, but I couldn't be together.

40. Some people are doomed to leave, so why bother?

4 1, why, now you don't understand. I love you very much.

42. It's just that love is gone, and so are our expectations.

43. Emotion is the cheapest thing. Let bygones be bygones.

44. Now I always laugh happily ... tears fall unscrupulously.

45. If I give up, will I see your reluctance?

46. You haven't even given me the simplest answer.

47. Does anyone care about such a world?

48. I can't go back with innocent laughter.

49. Love has an untouchable light. Too close will only burn you.

50. If love is just a wedding, will tears burst again?

Say goodbye to June and welcome July. Just say hello. Please give me more advice in July.

1. Don't shed tears for the lost June, but work hard for July.

2. Hello, July. Please give me more advice.

Hello in July, see you in June! Hello in the second half of the year, see you in the first half! May the years be kind to you and me, and may all efforts bear fruit.

One day in July, the sunshine was just right, saying goodbye to the past beautifully and embracing the future warmly.

When I was a teenager, I dreamed of being at home all over the world and fighting swords. But as time goes by, we grow older and older, only to find that life is not just romantic, but it always makes you irresistible when it shows its true colors. May you, me, and everyone who walks with a heavy load, can sing and walk slowly, so that this misty rain can last a lifetime. See you in June.

6. A great man is great because when he is in adversity with others, others lose confidence, but he is determined to achieve his goal.

7. All parting is just to meet the right person, which backfires, but there are other arrangements. Treat each other gently, and fireworks will fly. Hello in July.

8. The busy first half of the year ends and the busy second half begins. The second half of 20xx, from now on.

9. I want to go to many places, do many things and become the person I want to be. I think too much, but I am not a powerful person. I can only achieve the same goal. Hello in July, hello on earth.

10. In the first half of the year, regret or perfection has become the past; We must work hard again in the second half of the year, leaving no regrets!

1 1. I hope that the efforts made in the first half of the year will yield surprises in the second half of the year, and I will live up to my time and myself.

12. One year has passed, see you in June, and hello in July! Midsummer is coming, let the past go and a new life begin! Hello in July, please treat me and my family and friends well!

13. Give June a gentle hug and say goodbye; Give July a firm look and say hello.

14. In this world, the success of the present is the most important. Now it has suddenly become the past, and the next moment will be successful.

15. Meet all the way, say hello all the way, and say goodbye all the way.

16. Today is the last day of the first half of 20xx. No matter how much regret and helplessness there are in the first half, it has become the past. I hope that in the next time, you can practice yourself well and live every day seriously. June, goodbye, July, hello!

17. You said: July, take care. I said: not only in July, may you be well for the rest of your life.

18. In July, your name landed gently in my softest heart. Give me your perfume, will you Then I hid it in my poem. I happened to meet your heart on the last day of June.

19. In July, it was reasonable for you to come, but I was speechless.

20. It seems that the rain in April, the wind in July and the scorching sun in December are always just right, which makes me so caught off guard.

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2 1. You are in my heart, like a dark cloud in July, which always brings me showers.

22. Give me such a lover, like the warm sun in January, the rain in July and you in December. He'd better be you, so how lucky I will be.

23. Inadvertently seeing you, you are still so innocent and lovely, as if the coming July sunshine is reflected in your heart, as warm as a touching night. I just want to quietly look at you and smile and say to the sky, long time no see!

24. This June, the sunshine was exceptionally quiet, shaking off the dust all over the place. When you opened the door, you saw the candlelight you lit curling up with the music. Suddenly, at that moment, your heart was filled with the warmth of your family. Then, let's cheer together in July.

25. People come and go, flowers bloom and fall, and life and the world are full of infinite expectations and luck. Unfortunately, it's someone else's world, not mine. My life is very narrow and the world is very small. I am lucky to allow only one of you.

202 1 sad talk: I don't need your advice for the rest of my life. I wish you a happy life and please don't let me know!

1, it doesn't matter. I'm going forward and I don't want to feel sorry for people who don't deserve it anymore.

I don't need your advice for the rest of my life. I wish you a happy life and please don't let me know!

The older you grow up, the less you dare to rely on others, because people's hearts are changeable, and what you give yourself is called security.

4. There is no relationship that is not riddled with holes in the world. Every relationship has a reason to exist at the beginning, and it will inevitably end when it ends.

I know I will recover, forget you and fall in love with another boy with a warm voice.

6, there is a moment, because a person's words, like being poured a pot of cold water, swish, from head to toe, language is so weak when expressing love, but it is so sharp when expressing hurt.

7. I insist on courage in my mouth, and tears in my eyes are surrendering. I can fool others, but I can't fool myself. I'm not that strong.

8. Some wounds, no matter how long, will still hurt when touched; Some people, no matter how long it takes, will still hurt when they think about it.

9. Don't make yourself so tired to cater to everyone, try to make everyone happy. You will forget how to laugh.

10, no one cares how you cry in the middle of the night, and no one cares how you toss and turn for several autumn. Outsiders only look at the results and support the process themselves.

1 1. There are no real jokes in the world. All jokes have serious elements, but those who don't want to understand will never understand.

12, sometimes I feel that life is really bad, and I really want to close myself up and listen to nothing and think nothing.

13, many things can be done without my thinking. A lot of things, not what I want, I can get. I'm not staying. Many people can stay.

14, all jokes contain serious words, and those seemingly incomprehensible responses are probably the most euphemistic refusal.

15. When I was a child, I always lied to my parents that I had no money. Now I always lie to my parents that I still have money. Smart people never live in other people's mouths or eyes.

16, one of the most painful things in the world is not being alone, but being surrounded by people, which makes you feel lonely.

Sad to say a long story: some people praise you for being excellent, while others say that you are nothing more than that.

1. Many injuries are one-off, perhaps because of your permission and obsession. It is like a saw constantly pulling on your heart, and the person who holds the saw tightly is actually yourself.

2. A Chinese Odyssey, the Monkey King said that I can't save her without a tight hoop, and I can't love her with a tight hoop. Ten thousand years is too long to seize the day. Along the way, we found that nothing is eternal, and we finally understood that once people who are only one step away from us miss it, even if they become peerless heroes, wearing golden clothes and floating colorful auspicious clouds, they may not be able to recover them.

3. Later, your heart faded, and you gradually learned to let go. You no longer deliberately force yourself to love someone who doesn't like you. Of course you won't accept someone who loves you very much but you don't like it. And the loneliness of love that you performed alone and the efforts you made for love became the basis for you to judge whether a person really loves you later.

I still love you even if you don't like me; Even though I know we can't be together, I still want to be nice to you. I know the endings of many stories from the beginning, but I still don't want to miss every opportunity that is good for you. This is my last willfulness to you. A long sad story about Daquan.

You are married, the sun is shining, the bride is beautiful, and the eyebrows are gentle. You hold her hand and propose a toast to the table. You poured a cup before, but now you can drink a thousand cups. Brothers, Doby you from time to time. If you smile so gently, will it suddenly occur to you that the other hand you held, you told her that this moment is your future?

6. I'm afraid of your talking and your silence. I'm afraid you will come, and I'm afraid you will leave. I'm afraid to catch you. I'm afraid to let you go. I am afraid that you will see me, and I am afraid that you will ignore me. I am afraid that you will miss me, and I am afraid that you will forget me. I'm afraid you depend on me too much, and I'm afraid you don't need me anymore. I'm afraid you love me, and I'm afraid you don't love me. I'm afraid you love me too much, and I'm afraid you don't love me enough.

7. No one leaves you on impulse. You can't see the tears of sadness, helplessness and patience again and again, just like the cracks under the dam that gradually become bigger due to erosion. All you see is the moment it collapses.

8. No one will really feel your pain, and no one will really care about the obstacles and injuries you encounter along the way, so don't go around telling people about your pain to seek comfort, because others only look at the results and only care about the results. Growth is an independent process, and you must learn to be independent.

9. People's feelings are like a cold. No matter how hard you try to recover, you can't stop until you are sick. Just like I worked hard to cook a dish but it was burnt, I worked hard to sing a song but it was out of tune, and I worked hard to do something but ended up in a hurry. Actually, I know everything. I just want to have a hard time.

10. Some people praise you for being excellent, while others say that you are nothing more than that; Some people say you are casual, others say you pretend; Some people say you are honest, others say you are hypocritical. You live in this world, and you can never make everyone like you. Every time you stop because of someone else's words, every time you are unhappy because someone doesn't recognize you, you will eventually understand that your life is yours, and both the cold and the warm are yours.