How do women say humorously when checking posts?

If you want to express the female examination in a humorous way, here are some possible examples:

1. "Hey, honey, I just tracked your whereabouts with GPS and found that you seem to be in a coffee shop, and there are a bunch of desserts on the table next to you. Are you secretly enjoying your' single' life? "

2. "Hey, mystery woman, how many cameras do you have on you? Are you going on a spy mission? Tell me your password, or I'll search you! "

3. "Dear, I find your recent behavior suspicious. You're not going to be a spy, are you? Tell me your real purpose, or I will investigate further! "

The above expressions are humorous ways to express the female examination, but please remember that humorous ways may vary from person to person, so it is best to express them in a way acceptable to the other party.