Joke Collection Website - Mood Talk - The Adventures of Tom Sawyer's Journey to the West
The Adventures of Tom Sawyer's Journey to the West
The ghost king got the order and immediately drove to Guanjiangkou. It takes less than half an hour to get to the Zhenjun Hall. Zaoyou
Someone reported to Li, "There's an emissary outside the door, and I'm here on orders." . Jiro took his brothers out to meet the order.
Meaning, burn incense and read. Huiyun:
The monkey in Huaguoshan and the Great Sage in Qitian made an insurrection. I met ten people for stealing peaches, wine and Dan in the palace and disturbing the flat peach meeting.
Ten thousand heavenly soldiers, surrounded by eighteen encirclement, surrounded by mountains without winning. Today, I specially moved my virtuous nephews to Guo Hua and became synonymous brothers.
This mountain helps to eliminate it. After success, you will get a high promotion reward.
The true gentleman was overjoyed and said, "Angel, please come back. I will draw my sword to help you. " The ghost king answered the question.
This true gentleman refers to the six Meishan brothers-Naikang, Zhang, Yao, Li Taiwei, Guo Shen and General Zhijian.
"The Jade Emperor has just sent us to Guo Huashan to collect demon monkeys and come with us," he said in front of the Great Hall. All the brothers are willing to go.
In other words, we lit up the magic weapon of our headquarters, drove eagles and dogs, took crossbows and bows, and rode the strong wind, and in a blink of an eye, we crossed the Eastern Sea and arrived at Guo Huashan.
Seeing the tight encirclement and dense layers, I couldn't move forward because he called "Listen to the god of tight encirclement: I am the second."
Lang Xiansheng, the true gentleman, was transferred by the Jade Emperor. Whoever catches the demon monkey opens the camp gate and lets him go. "At that time, the immortals were introduced layer by layer.
The four heavenly kings and Li Tianwang came out to meet them. After meeting each other, ask if you win or lose, and the heavenly king will prepare again.
The true gentleman smiled and said, "When you get here, you must have a fight with him for a change. The duke stressed the tight encirclement, not the top of the curtain, only.
It's tight. Let me take a chance. If I lose to him, I don't need public help, I have my own brother to support me; If we beat him,
I don't need to be tied up. I have my own brother to do it. Please ask King Tota and me to make a magic mirror and live in the air. be afraid
He lost the battle for a while and escaped from the other side. Do shine with me. Don't let him go. "Four-dimensional king, this mountain.
Line up one by one.
The true gentleman led four generals, two generals and even his seven brothers to challenge; Give the money to the generals, stick to the camp,
Collect all the eagles and dogs. All the grass-headed gods have orders True gentleman only went outside water curtain cave and saw monkeys lined up neatly.
A dragon battle; In Zhong Jun, people put up a flag with the words "the Monkey King" written on it. "What happened to that demon?" Zhenjun said.
Can Yao be called a monkey? "Meishan brother said," don't admire him. Start a war. "The little monkey in Yingkou met the real king.
Go and report it. The Monkey King immediately pulled up the golden cudgel, adjusted the golden armor, stepped on the cloud shoes and pressed the purple and gold crown to make room for the camp gate.
Open your eyes and see that the appearance of a true gentleman is really strange and beautifully dressed. The whole thing is:
Handsome and handsome, with light on the earlobe and shoulders. Wearing a three-mountain flying phoenix hat and a light goose yellow collar. Jin Lu
Boots lined with dragon socks, jade belt and flower makeup. Hanging a slingshot around his waist, holding a three-pointed two-edged gun, a crescent moon. The axe split Taoshan and was saved.
Mom, play double phoenix. It is well known to punish the eight eccentrics, and joining the Seven Saints of Meishan is just so. Lofty, disdainful of heaven, arrogant in nature.
Go to the gods and live in the river. Chicheng Zhao Hui Ling Ying Sheng, it is clear that the vast Jiro.
When the Great Sage saw this, he smiled with joy, pulled out his golden cudgel and called, "Young man, where are you? How dare you be bold? "
This challenge? Zhenjun shouted, "You are as blind as a bat and don't recognize me!" I am the nephew of the Jade Emperor, and I have sealed Zhao Huiling.
So is Kenjiro. Today, I was ordered to arrest you, an anti-Tiangong monkey. You don't know whether to live or die! "big
"I remember the jade emperor's sister thought of the lower bound and gave birth to a man in cooperation with Yang Jun. She used to chop Taoshan with an axe.
Is that you? I want to scold you a few times, but Zeng nai has no resentment; Too bad I'm going to give you a stick. Are you there?
Mr. Lang, you can hurry back and call out your four heavenly kings. "True gentleman smell speech, in the heart great anger way:" Po Hou! stop
Be rude! Eat my knife! The Great Sage dodged sideways, raised his golden cudgel and made a sudden snatch. The two of them are easy to kill:
Erlang God in Zhao Hui, Sun Shengda in Qitian, the Monkey King who is arrogant and deceives the enemy, and Liang Dong who looks unfamiliar. two
When we first met, everyone was gambling. Never know shallow and deep, but today we know light and heavy. Iron bars and enter the dragon, immortals dance.
Phoenix. Attack from left to right, reflect after meeting before. At this time, the sixth brother of Meishan cheered for the wind. At this time, the four generals on horseback came with military orders. shake
The flags and drums are ringing, and the gongs and drums are loud. Two steel knives play it by ear, and there is no seam in one direction and one direction. The golden hoop is the sea.
Zhong Zhen, change can win; If you are still slow, you should rest, but you should make mistakes.
The true king and the Great Sage have fought more than 300 times, and I don't know whether to win or lose. The real gentleman shook his head, looking for his great strength and turning himself into a tall man.
Holding the three-pointed and two-edged god front in both hands, it looks like the peak of Huashan Mountain, with blue face and red hair.
Watch the Great Sage chop with his head down. The Great Sage also made the avatar look like Jiro, with a general face and good wishes.
The golden hoop is like a giant pillar on the top of Kunlun Mountain, resisting Erlang God. Ma and Liu were frightened,
Shake without a label; General Beng and General Ba 'er are timid, so that the sword cannot be used. This time, Kang, Zhang, Yao, Li, Guo Shen,
Zhijian ordered Cao Tou to disperse, and covered him with eagles and dogs, crossbows and bows outside his water curtain cave, and killed him. can
Pity the four masters of dispelling the demon monkeys and catching two or three thousand monsters! Those monkeys abandoned their swords and guns; Run, run, shout
Shout; Up the mountain, back to the cave: like a frightened bird and a night cat scattered all over the sky. All brothers win. No problem.
When the true king and the Great Sage were fighting, the Great Sage suddenly saw the demon monkeys scattered in his camp.
Feeling flustered, he closed the statue and left. Seeing that he was defeated, Zhenjun strode after him and said, "Where are you going? Come back early.
Put it down and spare your life! "The Great Sage does not continue to fight, but only runs. Near the mouth of the cave, they bumped into Kang, Zhang, Yao and Li Sitai.
Qiu, Guo Shen and Qiu Zhijian stopped them all: "Po Hou! Go there! " The Great Sage panicked and let go.
The golden hoop stick was made into an embroidery needle, hidden in the ear, turned into a sparrow, and flew to the top of the tree to nail it. Liu Na
When the brothers panicked, they couldn't find it before and after. They all shouted, "Monkey King, let's go! Let's go, this monkey is fine! "
Just as he was shouting, the real gentleman arrived and asked, "Brothers, did you disappear in that carriage?" The gods said, "I just surrounded this place.
If you live, you're gone. Jiro opened his eyes to watch. When he saw the Great Sage turn into a sparrow and nail it to a tree, he accepted the elephant.
Leaving the god in front behind me, I took off my slingshot and turned into a hungry eagle, flapping my wings and flying. When the Great Sage met,
The searched wings flew up, turned into a big old bird and flew into the sky. Jiro saw it, shook his feathers and changed himself.
Become a sea crane and climb into the sky? . The Great Sage bent down again, plunged into the stream, turned into a fish and dived in.
In the water. Jiro hurried to the ravine, but there was no trace. I thought to myself, "This monkey will definitely go into the water and become a fish."
Shrimp or something. Wait till I get dressed. Take him away. "Fruit a change into an osprey, floating on the wave of the next prick, waiting for shooting.
Time. The Great Sage turned into a fish and was swimming along the river when he suddenly saw a bird, which looked like a green harrier and its hair was not green. Like a crane, at the top
No tassels; Like an old stork, his legs are not red: "I think Jiro has changed. Wait for me! " ..... "Turn around, make a flower and go.
When Jiro saw it, he said, "Playing with fish with flowers is like carp, but its tail is not red; Like mandarin fish, the flower scales are gone; Like a snakehead, head
There are no stars in the sky; Like snapper, there are no needles on the gills. Why did he go back when he saw me? The monkey must have changed. "catch up,
Give the brush a peck. The Great Sage jumped out of the water, turned into a water snake, swam near the shore and dived into the grass. Jiro Wang (name of an actor)
Because? He didn't see it. He saw the water ringing and a snake rolled out. He recognized the Great Sage, turned around and became another Zhu.
Embroidered-crowned cranes stick out their long mouths, like sharp iron tongs, to eat water snakes. The water snake jumped up,
He turned into a flower and stood on the giant knotweed. When Jiro saw that he had become humble, the flower bird was a bird.
Everything from base to lust, whether it's a phoenix, a phoenix, an eagle or a crow, makes friends with people-so don't walk around, just show your original body and go.
Will go, pick up the slingshot and fill it up and hit him with marbles? Heel.
The Great Sage took the opportunity to roll down the cliff and crouched there, turning into an underground palace with his mouth wide open.
Temple gate; Teeth become door leaves, tongues become bodhisattvas, and eyes become window lattice. Only the tail is not easy to pick up and step on.
In the back, turn it into a flagpole. Zhenjun rushed to the cliff, but there was no bustard bird, only a small temple; Blink your eyes,
Looking carefully, I saw the flagpole standing behind me and smiled: "This is the monkey! He coaxed me again today. I have also seen temples.
Yu, I've never seen a flagpole standing behind. It is the wild animals that make the noise. If he coaxes me in, he will take the bait.
Live. How can I get in? Wait for me to hit the window lattice first, then kick the door leaf! Hearing this, the Great Sage was frightened and said, "Good, good.
Tough The door leaf is my teeth, and the window lattice is my eyes; What should I do if I hit my teeth and hurt my eyes? "A robot.
The tiger jumped up and disappeared into the air.
King Zhen hurried back and forth, only to see four generals hugging each other and saying, "Brother, hold the Great Sage.
What? "Zhenjun laughed." The monkey just turned himself into a temple to coax me. I was about to smash his window lattice and kick his door leaf, and he just
Vertical and vertical, and there is no trace. How strange! How strange! "Everyone got a fright and looked even more out of sight. Zhen Jun said, "Brothers.
Stand guard and patrol here until I go up to find him. "Jump in the clouds, up to mid-air. Seeing Li Tianwang holding the magic mirror high,
Zhenjun and Nezha lived in the clouds and said, "Heavenly King, have you seen the Monkey King?" "I never came up," said the heavenly king. . I am here.
Take good care of him. "The true gentleman told the story of the monkey gambling on the change and making the avatar, but said," He changed his temple and was fighting.
, and left. "Li Tianwang hearing this, and glanced at the demon mirror. He laughed, "true gentleman, let's go! quick
Let's go Monkeys sneak out of the camp and into your mouth. "Jiro heard that, that is, set up a sacred front and came back.
Guanjiangkou caught up.
Legend has it that when the Great Sage arrived at the mouth of Guanjiang River, he became Grandpa Jiro, put down his cloud head and entered the temple.
Inch ghost sentenced Joseph, kowtowing to meet one by one. He sat in the middle, lit incense and saw three animals worshipped by Li Hu.
Zhang Long's promise of blessing, Zhao Jia's instrument of begging for a child, and Qian Bing's good wish of telling his illness. Just looking at the place, someone reported: "Another one.
Grandpa's here. "Ghost to watch quickly, all heart-pounding. But the real king said, "What monkey king came here? "
No? The ghosts judged, "I haven't seen any Great Sage, only an old man is looking inside." "ZhenJun hit the door,
When the Great Sage saw it, he showed his true colors and said, "Don't shout, this temple is called Sun." This true gentleman holds three-pointed and two-edged gods.
Cut your face. The Monkey King made a gesture, let go of the gods, pulled out the embroidery needle, flashed, and the bowl was thick and thin, and hurried away.
Return it to the opposite side before you arrive. The two men quarreled and made a scene, hitting the front of the temple, half foggy and half cloudy, fighting together, and then hitting Guo Huashan.
The four heavenly kings and others are getting more and more vigilant. Jin Kang, Zhang Taiwei and others. Meet the real gentleman Qi Xin and work together to release the Monkey King.
Wang revolves around this topic.
It is said that the powerful ghost king sent the real king and his six brothers to catch demons, but he went back to the upper world to play. The Jade Emperor and Guanyin Bodhisattva
The Empress Dowager and the immortals said in the Lingxiao Hall, "Jiro went to war and hasn't come back today.
Report. Guanyin put his hands together and said, "I ask your majesty to go out of the worse gate with his ancestors and see for himself what the truth is? "The jade emperor said.
"That makes sense." In other words, I will take my ancestors, Guanyin, Empress Dowager and all the immortals and drive to the worse place. A few days ago, Ding and Li.
Then, open the door and look from a distance, only to see the sky in a snare, surrounded on all sides; Li Tianwang and Nezha stood in the demon mirror.
In the air; The true king surrounded the Great Sage in the middle and gambled one after another. The Bodhisattva opened her mouth and said to the old gentleman, "The Erlang God mentioned by the poor monk.
How's it going? If you have magical powers, you have surrounded the Great Sage, but you have not captured him. I'm going to help him now, and I'm sure to catch him. "
The old man asked, "What weapons can a bodhisattva use? How to help him? " The Bodhisattva said, "I'll just throw the willow net bottle and hit the monkey.
Head; Even if you can't kill him, you can make a move and teach the little sage Jiro to get rid of him. "The old man said," This bottle of yours is a porcelain.
Just hit him, if you can't hit his head, or hit his iron bar without breaking? Don't do it. Wait.
My old gentleman helped him. Bodhisattva asked, "What weapons do you have?" "The old man said," yes, yes, yes. "Roll up your sleeves,
He took a circle from his left arm and said, "This weapon is made of steel. I'll give it back to Dan and make it myself."
A gas field, good at change, fire and water can not invade, can cover everything; A' King Kong Zhuo', also called' King Kong set'.
Thanks to him, Hu was turned into a Buddha when he delivered the letter. Sooner or later is the best way to defend yourself. Let me throw it and hit him. "After that,
Dropping from Tianmen and falling into the camp of Huaguoshan, Coco touched the Monkey King's head. The Monkey King only.
Gu struggled desperately for the Seven Saints, but he didn't know that this weapon fell from the sky, hit the celestial spirit, slipped, fell and got up again.
Come run; Caught up by grandpa Jiro's puppy, he bit his calf and pulled it down again. He fell asleep and cursed.
"This dead man! You don't bother your parents, but you bite me! " I couldn't get up when I turned over, and I was held down by the Seven Saints.
That is, tie the rope, so that the hook knife pierces the pipa, which cannot be changed.
The old man carved a diamond and asked the Jade Emperor to return to Lingxiao Hall with Guanyin, the Empress Dowager and other immortals. Here are four big ones.
The heavenly king and Li's god both withdrew their troops and left the village. They came forward to congratulate the little saint and said, "This is a great achievement of the little saint!" " Xiao Sheng
"This is a blessing from heaven, and the gods are authoritative. What have I done? " Kang, Zhang, Yao and Li said, "There are not many brothers.
Syria, and escort this fellow to the upper bound to see the jade emperor, ask for instructions. "Zhenjun said," My dear brother, haven't you received heaven? , no
I have to see the Jade Emperor. Teach Tianjia to escort the magic soldiers, and I will go to the upper bound with Tianwang and others to report. You handsome guys are here to search the mountains and clean up.
After that, it was refilled. After I get the reward and reward, I will come back to have fun. "Four qiu, two generals, according to the words.
This true gentleman rides the clouds, sings a triumphant song and wins the sky. Soon, outside Tong Ming Hall. Shi Tian began to say, "Four.
The King and others have captured the demon monkey, namely the Monkey King. Come here to listen to the announcement. "The jade emperor sent an imperial edict, that is, he ordered the ghost king Hotan Ding Dali.
Wait for the crowd, take them to the demon chopping platform and chop up this fellow's body. Hey! To be exact:
Today, I was punished by the Constitution, and my heroism stopped.
I don't know what life is like in the Monkey King after all. Listen to the next explanation.
That night, Tom and Huck prepared for an adventure. They hung around the inn until after 9 o'clock.
One looked at the alley from a distance, and the other looked at the door of the inn. No one came and went in the alley, and no one went in and out of the inn.
The shadow of the Spanish. It doesn't seem too dark at night. Tom promised Huck before going home that Huck would go out if the weather was fine at night.
Let's learn to meow. When Tom heard this, he slipped out and tried to open the door with a key. But it was very bright that night, and Huck ended his observation around 12.
Feng fell asleep in the empty sugar bucket.
On Tuesday, the two children suffered the same bad luck, and so did on Wednesday. By Thursday night, the weather had improved. soup
Tim slipped out with an old tin lantern for menstruation and a big towel to keep out the light. He hid the lantern in Huck's room.
In the sugar bucket, I began to observe the wind. An hour before midnight, the inn closed and even the only light went out. The Spaniards didn't show up
Face, no one walking in the alley, everything is safe. The night was deep, everything was quiet, and there was an occasional thunder or two in the distance.
Tom picked up the lantern, lit it in the sugar bucket and wrapped it tightly in a towel. At night, two explorers crept up to the guests.
Stack. Huck stood guard and Tom groped into the alley. Huck waited anxiously for a long time, as if his heart were on his seat.
These mountains are too heavy. He wants to see the lantern flash, which scares him, but at least it shows that he is still alive. soup
Tim seems to have been gone for hours. He must have fainted or died, perhaps because of fear and excitement.
The soil burst. Huck approached the alley in fear, always ready to deal with accidents.
He held his breath when he arrived. In fact, he is not very angry. He can only breathe bit by bit now.
If this continues, it will soon lead to heart failure. Suddenly the light flashed and Tom hurried past him.
"Run!" He said, "Run for your life!"
He doesn't need to repeat it, just once. Before Tom could say more, Huck's speed had reached thirty or forty miles an hour.
In the village, they rushed to the empty wooden shed of the old slaughterhouse at the head of the village. Hardly had they reached the eaves when the storm came.
Then it began to rain cats and dogs. As soon as Tom recovered his breath, he said:
"Huck, that's terrible. I opened the door as quietly as possible, tried two keys, and the sound was so loud that I couldn't breathe.
Hurry up, the key won't turn. Then somehow I grabbed the handle of the door, and the door opened and unlocked. I quickly jumped down.
Go in and tear the towel off the lantern. God, I almost scared to death. "
"What is it? Tom, what do you see? "
"Huck, I almost stepped on Injun Joe's hand!"
"no!"
"That's right! He lay there, fast asleep, his eyes covered with gauze and his arms spread out. "
"My dear, what did you do? Is he awake? "
"Didn't wake up, didn't move. I think I must be drunk. I grabbed the towel and ran out! "
"If I were you, I wouldn't even want a towel."
"I can't. If I lose my towel, menstruation will make me feel better. "
"Hey, Tom, did you see that box!"
"Huck, how can I have time to see it? I don't see any boxes or crosses, except one on the ground next to Injun Joe.
I didn't see anything except a bottle and a tin cup. By the way, I also saw two barrels and a pile of bottles in the room. you
Huck, tell me, what happened to that haunted house? "
"What's the matter?"
"Haunted, drunkard! Maybe all temperance hotels have haunted rooms. Hey, Huck, don't you think so?
what's up "
"Well, I think you are right. Who would have thought such a strange thing? But then again, Tom, I have Indy with me now
Ann Joe is still drunk. This is a good chance to get the box. "
"It says so! However, you try! "
Huck was trembling with fear.
"Come on, no-I don't think so."
"I don't think so, Huck. A bottle of wine won't get Injun Joe drunk. If he has three bottles with him, he must be.
Drunk, I dare to try. "
Tom thought for a long time before saying:
"Huck, listen, as long as Injun Joe doesn't leave for a moment, we won't try. It's so scary. If every night,
Keep an eye on him, and we will definitely see him come out. Whenever he comes out, we will rush in like lightning, holding the box.
The child ran away. "
"Yes, I agree. I see light all night, and I watch it every night. You are responsible for moving the box. "
"Well, that's settled. You go to Amber Street, cross a block and meow like a cat. If I fall asleep, I will face the window.
Throw a small stone on the floor and wake me up. "
"No problem, great!"
"Huck, the storm has stopped. I'm going home. It will be dawn in an hour or two, so you insist on guarding this time.
Is it okay? "
"I'll keep my word, Tom, and I'll do it. I would like to stare at that inn every night for a year, sleep during the day and stay at night.
Staring at it all night. "
"That's good. Where are you going to sleep? "
"Ben Rogers' hayloft. He let me sleep, and so did his father's black uncle Jack, as long as Jay.
Uncle Ke asked me to do it, so I helped him carry water. When there is food, I want it, and he gives me some. He's really a good man, Tom. he
Like me, I never put on airs with him, and sometimes I sit down to have dinner with him. But don't tell anyone. A person is hungry.
At this time, I can't care so much. I will do anything as long as I have food to eat. "
"Well, if you don't need it during the day, you can sleep and I won't bother you. If you have something to do at night, run to the affiliated middle school.
Close, learn to meow. "
- Previous article:Poetry describing the beauty of dusk
- Next article:In urgent need (lines from stand-up comedy to welcome the Olympics)~~
- Related articles
- Why is it auspicious to bring gold?
- I dreamed that someone killed someone and I saw the case I reported.
- Sentences describing women's good sex skills.
- Qq Space Personalized Signature (100 Great Personalized Signature)
- Feeling of Go: Two or Three?
- What are the stories with big brain holes?
- Talk about Shanyu City
- My husband's birthday wishes. If my husband's birthday is touched.
- Is Saussurea involucrata a traditional Chinese medicine?
- I really want to leave this home. Tell me about it.