Notes on tomb robbery: quotations from fat people

Notes on tomb robbery: quotations from fat people

1, the innocent sand sinking in the angry sea is a dialogue with the bald man-"I dug it specially." The bald man said, "Are you an architect? No wonder, we are not in the same circle. You build houses for the living, and I study houses for the dead. We still have an intersection. " "I'm not an architect, I'm a digger. I have to dig out the dead house you studied. "

2. The conversation between the fat man and the bald man when the sea is raging and the sand is sinking: "Generally speaking, I am actually an underground worker." Hearing this, the bald man was awed and said, "It turned out to be a public security soldier, and I was rude."

3. On the way to Guazi Temple. . We first took a long-distance bus, then a long-distance bus, then a long-distance motorcycle, and then a cow. When we finally got off the cart, we saw nothing, and then we saw a dog running in front of us. My uncle patted it and invited the tour guide. "Old man, shall we ride this dog next time? I'm afraid that's enough! "

4. When the fat man first appeared. . It turned out to be a man with a big crock on his head and a flashlight in his hand, and an Egyptian poss. There are two holes in the crock, and two thieves look out of the holes, which is very hateful.

5. When the seven-star coffin met the female corpse: When I opened my eyes, my face almost stuck to the face of the female corpse, and then I went mouth to mouth. At this moment, when I looked, I suddenly saw a little saber pinned to the waist of the armored corpse next to her. I couldn't help but be overjoyed and said, "This fairy, I am forced by the times. He wouldn't mind borrowing a knife from your friend, would he? " Thinking about it, I tried my best to reach for the saber. Suddenly, I grabbed the handle and pulled it hard. I didn't expect the knife to be so tight. Instead of pulling it out, I tore off the belt of the armored corpse. I see. Oh, no, why did you pull his belt so that you wouldn't turn against me? "

Suddenly a sweet wind, a woman's two arms suddenly fell on my shoulder. I was shocked, and the whole person was scared stiff. At this time, the body on the side also hit hard. Hearing the bad words, I shouted in my heart, "Dude, it's your wife who won't let me go now, not that I treat her lightly." Don't make a mistake! "

6. Genting Temple. Fat man saw A Ning team rich weapons and equipment. "Grandpa, if you say you don't buy a gun, you won't buy a gun," Si Tao said to Chenpi. "You see people coming out with guns. If we have to hand it in, what should we do? Why not use the washbasin as a shield and slap them with sanitary napkins?

7. Grasshoppers are bloodthirsty and must be attracted by the snake blood here. The fat man said: "I didn't evaluate this thing when I evaluated the four pests. It's really a grievance."

8. When the fat man was slapped by a woman on the train to Hangzhou. . "You women in Hangzhou are too fierce. You fat man, I seldom pick a topic on the train to relieve boredom, so I broke my mouth and my mother's goods were smashed. Who the fuck said Jiangnan women were made of water? Doesn't this pit me? I think it's water. " This fat man has said it many times. I know what happened. A girl on the train is very thin. The fat man looked at the thin woman, wearing heavy makeup. At the same time, he complained that the smell inside the car was not very clean. Of course, the fat man's feet are too smelly, which sounds annoying and boring. He just kowtowed to her and said, elder sister, you are so beautiful, why are you so thin? Look at your two children with trouser legs. There are lanterns hanging in the pants that are blown by the wind, and there are two propellers inside. You can generate wind by farting.

I slapped my mouth before it was over. I'm very happy to hear that. It's good to tell him that people didn't take you to the police station. You know, there is a crime in this world called hooliganism, and you have been suspected. The fat man grinned and said he looked like that. Oh, call me a hooligan. Lei Zi can't believe it. I'm definitely the victim.

9. When you meet a python-the python is extremely strong, and the fat man is rolled up and pulled into the air to prepare for strangulation. The fat man took advantage of the moment when the snake rolled up, faded out of the snake and rolled to my feet. At this point, he was flushed and even had no strength to stand up. I will hold his armpit and drag him behind the tree, but I don't want him to vomit. My heart is not good. It's not that my internal organs have been ground. I was busy asking him how he was.

He pushed me away, stood up with great difficulty, took another big spit, and then said, "dizzy snake, son of a bitch, more dizzy than a roller coaster."

10, stuffy oil bottle wants to travel-the fat man said, I think it's better to sign him up for a tour group and prepare some money to let him go out for a walk. Otherwise, why don't we just propose for him and give him to a rich woman? With the beauty of my little brother, it is estimated that I still have to make money. Let them go by themselves in the future. what do you think? "

1 1, go to the farmhouse before stuffy oil bottle. The fat man said, "Little brother, I really can't see that you used to be a farmer." The fat man picked up the hoe on one side and said, "It's noon when weeding, I'm weeding, and you're noon."

12. Dialogue when encountering snakes in the jungle-I shook my head and said, "I don't think we should act rashly first, and find out their intentions first, otherwise it will be too passive." The fat man grinned: "You are so innocent. We are not snakes. How can we get rid of snakes? " We can all analyze the intentions of Taoist priests. We should treat these snakes as human beings. If a group of people come in and kill the only woman among us, then don't kill us, but keep our nerves nervous in this way, what do you think their purpose is?

Zhang Qiling quotes from notes of grave robbery.

1. When I woke up, I was lying in a hospital bed, remembering nothing and knowing nothing. It was not until a few months later that I began to think of some fragmentary fragments bit by bit. Later, after a few years, I began to find that I had physical problems.

No, it's your uncle himself. He and Dakui dug a hole from behind the tree and went straight to the bottom of the coffin. This is probably why Dakui must die.

You have to catch your breath by hanging yourself. It happened so fast that I couldn't say it at once. You have to wait for me to organize the language. -Fat language

4. Sometimes I always feel that people's growth is a process of losing happiness, not the other way around.

5, this monument is predestined friends, which is now the Tiangong Gate. If you enter it, you can get a fairyland. -ancient seal cutting prose from the cornerstone of the stone tablet.

6. When it comes to touching the golden Sect, from ancient times to the present, I am the first in terms of how fat I am, but being fat doesn't affect my skill at all. -Fat language

7. Baby, I don't want it. I don't want to earn the money I have to spend. -The language of heroes

8. Nanpai has few rules and never avoids the dead. The northern faction called the southern faction a local dog, ruining cultural relics, not dumping barrels, and even pulling out the dead to sell; The southern faction called the northern faction a hypocrite, even though it was a thief. Then it was even worse, and there was even a corpse fight. In the end, the two factions finally split along the Yangtze River. The northern faction is called inverted bucket, and the southern faction is called Sha Tao or Tu Tao. Luoyang shovel was invented after the split, and the northern faction did not use it at all. Grave robbing items: split waterproof miner's lamp, threaded pipe, earth shovel head, multipurpose saber, folding shovel, short handle hammer, bandage, nylon rope, etc.

9. The golden book you took out of the bronze coffin is actually a fake, and it was already replaced by your uncle.

10. If you wash sand, you won't be afraid of ghosts. Don't wash sand if you are afraid of ghosts. Now that I've done this job, it's not much fun without encountering some strange things. -three uncle language

1 1. I can't tell you what the problem is now, but I met your uncle three months ago. I found him familiar. In order to remember more things, I followed you to Lu Palace.

12, you are a big man, don't dispute with us. Take a sauna for a while, and you'll be fine. -The fat man speaks to the golden body.

13, a philosopher once said: when everything can't be ruled out, it's impossible.

14, a method may not have a success rate of 50%, or even only 10%, but it must leave room, so it actually has countless follow-ups 100%.

15, calm down, calm down, the more you encounter this situation, the more you have to calm down. -The language of heroes

16, since we have reached this point, don't hesitate. Just follow him all the way here and see what his purpose is. Anyway, it was a knife to help him, and a knife was timid. -Fat language

17, something seems to have changed, and there is no time. Let's resign and make plans!

18, grandpa and I said that we can fail in doing things, but we can't fail without a second chance.

19, I was in Lu Palace, and I found that your uncle had many problems!

20. If this person is really your uncle, there is really no motive. but ...

2 1, think about it carefully, it seems that the greatest ability of a person is to hurt himself.

22. Grave robbing is divided into two factions. The South faction is my grandfather's faction, and it is good at digging the soil with Luoyang shovel. A nose can tell the depth of a dynasty. Nowadays, many novels describe Luoyang shovel very easily. In fact, the northern school doesn't use Luoyang shovel. They are good at accurately judging the location and structure of the tomb, which is the so-called dragon-seeking cave. But what do people in the North say? My grandfather said they were unrealistic, extravagant and stealing.

23. The forbidden daughter was conceived in water. I know she must be afraid of fire. I really don't know the rest. Just like Zongzi, we only know that Zongzi is afraid of the hooves of black donkeys, but no one knows why she is afraid. -stuffy oil bottle language

Aesthetic Quotations in Grave Robbery Notes

1, some masks have been worn for too long to take off.

If you need someone to accompany you to the end, I won't refuse.

If you disappear, at least I will find out.

What is more terrible than ghosts and gods is the human heart.

5. Zhang Qiling: I am a person with no past and no future. Everything I do is to find my connection with the world. Where is the land I come from? Why am I here? It is conceivable that there will be people like me. If they disappear in this world, no one will find them, just as I have never existed in this world, and I will not leave any traces.

6. Many people are remembered, not because of this or that, but because they will never come back.

7. Sometimes I feel that people's growth is a process of losing happiness, not the other way around.

It's a pity that there are some roads, and you can't turn back when you walk up. A determined man can cut off his own feet, but his heart will move on.

9. People's growth often happens inadvertently. I don't want to be like this, but sometimes my decision surprises me. I don't use the deepest talent to face everything I should face, but they use the deepest talent to guess everything about me. What changes is not yourself, but the eyes of others.

10, Wu Xie. Take me home.

1 1. I am a person with no past or future. What I do is to find my connection with the world. Where am I from and why am I here? He looked at his hand and said simply, can you imagine someone like me? If they disappear in this world, no one will find out, just as I have never existed in this world, won't there be any traces left? I sometimes look in the mirror and often wonder if I really exist, or if I'm just an illusion. I can't talk. I thought about it before I said it. It's not as exaggerated as you said. If you disappear, at least I will find out.

12, all right, suit yourself. If you really knock me down, I have nothing to say, but I hope you know that if you need someone to accompany you to the end, I won't refuse. I said, I want to go with you. This is my own decision, you don't have to worry.

13, trade my life for your innocence for ten years.

14, that person pretended to be me, maybe that's the real me.

15, deeper than numbness, is indifference, indifference to death.

16, I still have to go on, because there are still ten years.

17, I can see you when I miss you too much.

18, excluding all the impossible times, it is also a fact that it is impossible again.

19, if you disappear, or never exist, the light you left me at that moment can also burn out my life.

20. My mind is almost completely confused, and countless ideas come out in a second. Is this a snake? A snake who graduated from graduate school after Grade Six? Is this cockscomb snake really a human being, or is it just a thinking snake?

2 1, suddenly realized that something was wrong. Hey, why does this snake speak with a Changsha accent? Could it be that this is a cockscomb snake whose ancestral home is Changsha, and it came to the home country of the west to support the construction of the west? At that moment, a very outrageous idea flashed through my mind, and I suddenly wanted to ask it: Are you sent by Hunan Satellite TV? But then the brain flashed and the cold sweat came down.

22. I suddenly had a strange idea. Is that house my brother's home? Knowing that he might not come back, he asked someone to send me the key to his house? Leave me a legacy?

23. I saw the stuffy oil bottle and noticed our side. I turned my head and saw the faces of me and the fat man. Suddenly, he smiled with relish, moved his mouth and said goodbye.

24. We walked on for less than five minutes, and we came to the center of Gong Ling Hall. A jade platform appeared in front of us, surrounded by a huge bronze statue with several heads and birds on it. This statue is not carved by man or Buddha, but by a twisted column covered with lichen. Nobody knows what it is. It looks strange.

25. I am a person with no past and no future. What I do is to find my connection with the world. Where am I from and why am I here?

26. I held back my fear and shone a flashlight on one of the dead people. Now the five senses of the body are still well preserved. Eyes closed, wrinkles on the face, but no beard, and a thin layer of ice. What is frightening is that the skin of these found bodies is blue-purple, their mouths are wide open and their fangs are growing inside.

27. I turned around and saw a fat man coming like a god, holding a big bronze mirror in his hand and still shaking. I saw it. It seems that this is the murder weapon that caused the loud noise just now. The fat man's hands are really black. If he were a man, he would definitely be shot. I secretly reminded myself that I must not offend him in the future.

Grandpa told me that you can fail in doing things, but you can't fail without a second chance.

29. It's dark, and I don't know what the body is doing. If it just keeps sitting up, lying down and exercising its abdominal muscles, I don't have to be afraid of it, for fear that it will come unappreciative.

30. Sometimes I feel that people's growth is a process of losing happiness, not the other way around.

3 1, a philosopher once said: When all impossibilities are excluded, impossibility is also a fact.

When you are underground, sometimes it is too late to realize the danger, so it is necessary to nip in the bud. Grave robbing is a meticulous job and requires courage. In ancient times, I don't know how many people went down to the tomb when their brains were hot, and they directly became buried with them.

33. People who help you in times of crisis may not be as rich as you. And those who betray you in times of crisis are not necessarily impossible to meet. Things have changed.

34. This is indeed an organ, and it is very simple. It can only deceive children, so your uncle couldn't see it twenty years ago, and he will find it twenty years later.

35. Fairy, under my present situation, will your friend mind if I borrow a knife?

36. These may not be human. Look at this tooth. A wave can take a person's face away.

37. This should be a fake of Han Dynasty. How can I put it? What you said is false, not false, true and not true. Who knows if this is plagiarism or fabrication? So I don't know what to say.

38. Is it really the return of Lu? Why does it look like, like a fox?

39. When you think about it, it seems that one's greatest ability is to hurt oneself.

40. The biggest enemy is not zongzi or organs, but your own fear.

Joke quotations from grave robbery notes

1, that watch was given to him by his first lover when he was in the northeast. He regards it as his own life. When you are drunk, take it out to see cuckoo and beautiful girl. I asked him your mother's name, and he thought for a long time and cried, saying I fucking forgot. -Itching.

What you said is true, but it's a pity that you came too late. My father traveled to the west last year. If you want to find him, go back and cut your pulse! -Wu Xie

3. "This is the mask that Lu wore at the earliest sacrifice. There must be a special person buried in this tomb, probably more noble than the emperor at that time. " I blurted out, "Your Majesty." -Uncle, Wu Xie.

4. Building villas in barren hills is either overseas Chinese or grave robbery. It mainly constitutes a noun indicating "small": tire | peduncle.

Isn't it that the blood of my little brother tastes worse than mosquito repellent? Why is it useless? -Fat paper

6. This zongzi should not be able to swim. Anyway, I don't know the name of the zongzi in this bucket. Is it called sea zongzi? What about jiaozi? It mainly constitutes a noun indicating "small": tire | peduncle.

7. The fat man was furious: "Why do you talk so much nonsense? If you drink this stupid wine, the Dragon King will definitely take your boat. " He took out a bottle of spirit Erguotou from his bag and stuffed it into the wild. "Come, give the Dragon Prince a change! This is the so-called cultural exchange between North and South. Look, Red Star Erguotou, good thing, you don't know what is good and what is bad. " -Fat paper

8. The fat man saw that he was the most annoying and shouted: "Zongzi!" He was stupefied: "Zongzi? Jiaxing Wufangzhai Zongzi? " -Fat paper, bottles

9. I really feel a little weird this time. The behavior of the jar seems to show us the way, except saying "followme". -Wu Xie

10, the fat man scratched his back and said, "I have to hang myself to catch my breath." It happened so fast that I couldn't say it right away. You have to wait for me to organize the language. "

1 1. He turned his head and pretended to be a woman's voice. He said, "I'm fucking combing my hair, and I'm not going to die." What are you talking about? " -Fat paper

12, the fat man said, "Take a bath? Why do you ask? This is a personal question and I can't answer it. -Fat paper

13, the stuffy oil bottle paused, and the fat man let out a cry and said, "It turns out that you city people are temperamental, and your mother's inverted bucket still has toner. Next time you just bring a deck of playing cards down, we can hoe bigger when we are trapped. " Of course, I can't take this kind of thing with me. Bah, two mouthfuls of water will be applied to the fat man's back, and gloves will be applied to him-Wu Xie

14, the fat man said, "If you don't sharpen, the ancients said that as long as you work hard, the iron pestle will be ground into a needle." "Come on, you've been grinding your thick iron paste until the Year of the Monkey," I said. "There are still 20 minutes from low tide. When you finish grinding, we will be finished. " ——————— Fat paper, Wu Xie

15, the fat man said, "Then how do we wait? What shall we do if they don't come in? Waiting for a lifetime? Then it will become the tomb of the living dead at the bottom of Xisha, and a captain who touches gold will disappear from the rivers and lakes. " -Fat paper

16, Lao Yang took a bite of the tortilla and said, "You have to answer me a question first. Lao Wu, you said we found this thing. If the government is notified, can it be named after us? " -Itching.

17, suddenly a gust of wind, the two arms of the female corpse suddenly fell on my shoulder, I was shocked, and the whole person was scared stiff. At this time, the body on the side also hit hard. Hearing the bad words, I shouted in my heart, "Dude, it's your wife who won't let me go now, not that I treat her lightly." Don't make a mistake! " -Wu Xie

18, Fat Man sees that A Ning's team is rich in weapons and equipment. Sidao said to Chenpi, "Grandpa, you said you wouldn't buy a gun. You see people coming out with guns. What should I do if I have to fight? Why not use the washbasin as a shield and slap them with sanitary napkins? -Genting Palace

19 of course, the fat man's feet are too smelly, which makes him annoyed and annoyed. He kowtowed to her and said, "elder sister, you are so beautiful, why are you so thin?" Look at your two trouser legs. The wind blows a lantern in your crotch, and there are two propellers inside. You can generate wind by farting. " -Fat paper

20. My mind is almost completely confused, and countless ideas come out in a second. Is this a snake? A snake who graduated from graduate school after Grade Six? Is this cockscomb snake really a human being, or is it just a thinking snake? -Wu Xie

2 1, we're going to make a trap offer-"maybe we can make a trap to lure her here." I said. "How are you going to seduce? Is there any temptation? " The fat man said grumpily, "Why don't the three of us walk in the Woods while striptease?" I'm afraid Jin Wen is not good at this. " -Snake Marsh Ghost Town

22. What is frightening is that the skin of these found bodies is blue-purple, their mouths are wide open and their fangs are growing inside. "These may not be human." The fat man looked at it and said, "Look at this tooth. A wave can take a person's face away. " -Wu Xie, Fat Paper

23. It's dark, and I don't know what the body is doing. If it just keeps sitting up, lying down and exercising its abdominal muscles, I don't have to be afraid of it, but I'm afraid it's unappreciative. -Wu Xie

24. The fat man said, "I didn't say this ghost must be a woman. This neuropathy can be divided into paroxysmal and non-paroxysmal. Maybe your uncle is normal in front of him and doing embroidery behind him. " When the fat man said this, he tapped the orchid with his finger. I looked funny and said, "You think it's Dong Fangbubai, and you still embroider. This doesn't make sense. " ——————— Fat paper, Wu Xie

25. I suddenly realized what was wrong. Hey, why does this snake speak with a Changsha accent? Could it be that this is a cockscomb snake whose ancestral home is Changsha, and it came to the home country of the west to support the construction of the west? At that moment, a very outrageous idea flashed through my mind, and I suddenly wanted to ask it: "Are you sent by Hunan Satellite TV?" -Wu Xie

26. The fat man sighed: "It's a pity that I can't go up and have a look. Maybe the elixir is on it. Let's eat a dozen and go straight to the moon. I wonder how Chang 'e has been recently? " I patted the fat man and sighed, "You finally let the cat out of the bag, Marshal Tian Peng. No wonder I think your figure looks so familiar. " ————— Fat Paper, Wu Xie

27. As far as your bloodline is concerned, people don't like it. In the past, people were so natural. They eat food without pesticides and drink water without pollution. Then it's all peasant blood-a little sweet. How are you now? You are bleeding, and the old man must have food poisoning after drinking it, so this is a bluff. "-the old itch.

28. Ye Chenggong hung on my head and was badly smashed. I grabbed him and asked if there was anything wrong. He replied that I had lunch. I'm so stupid. -Wu Xie

29. The fat man said, "It's so easy. Hey, fatty, I'm really talented. There is a gap between you and ordinary people. I'm telling you, listen carefully, it costs 3 thousand yuan to kill an enemy. This is a battle between bananas and elephants. " I looked at the fat man and scolded, what are you talking about, the fight between bananas and elephants? What the hell is this? Tell me, how can bananas and elephants kill one enemy and lose three thousand? The fat man said, "The elephant was crushed to death." -Wu Xie, Fat Paper

30. The fat man is at the bottom. We all threw bricks at him and heard his groans coming from the pile of bricks: "I'm still holding it, and I'm almost touching the root of my thigh." I got it! I'm gonna fucking pull it out! Otherwise, you fat grandfather, my penis will be gone! " "That's my hand!" Pan Zi aside to lambaste!

3 1, "Holy shit!" The fat man said angrily, "You fucking hooligans won't pick a time?" ————— Pan Zi, Fat Paper

32. "What did you do before and know this craft?"

33. The fat man said, "I tell you, you always forget that when you go to the countryside, who can't do needlework? Without the pain of your father and mother, you have to take care of yourself." "But this man's skin is really sewn for the first time. Do you think I should sew some patterns on it, or this guy will feel too monotonous? " -Fat paper

34. When I was young, I thought that everyone loved me, and the birds saw the birds and stayed-fat paper.

Dad, shall we ride this dog next time? I'm afraid this dog is enough! "-Wu Xie

36. All three were silent. The fat man frowned and hesitated: "At this rate, are all female snakes coveting our beauty?" -Fat paper

37. Fat people hate me like this. He said I was Alin Daiyu, and I didn't know what I was thinking all day. There are too many things to think about in this world. Living heartlessly is also a kick to death. Your office was also kicked to death. It all ends the same anyway. What are you doing in the middle? I'm a little surprised to hear that fat people use the elegant word "fetter". I thought it over before I knew what he said. "* * eggs, not wry smile-Wu Xie, fat paper.

38. The classic "Little brother, I really can't see that you used to be a farmer." The fat man picked up the hoe on one side and said, "It's noon when weeding, I'm weeding, and you're noon."