Joke Collection Website - Mood Talk - Koko is super funny. His personality made him laugh his head off.

Koko is super funny. His personality made him laugh his head off.

1, chatting is valuable and the internet fee is higher. If you are sleeping, you can throw them both.

2. The furthest distance in the world is that others are reviewing and you are previewing.

I'm crazy about studying. The teacher will send me to a mental hospital quickly.

My biggest weakness is lack of money.

The girl I like belongs to others, and the girl I don't like belongs to others.

6. There is a kind of injury called winter vacation homework, and there is a kind of pain called writing hand.

7. Now there are more and more billionaires, and I only have one hundred million, which is still a memory.

8. My advantage: I dare to admit my mistakes; Disadvantages: resolutely do not change.

9. I'm going to get a haircut. I twisted my neck with bangs.

10, Bajie, don't think you are a night pig standing under a street lamp.

1 1, I am such a good girl that you despise, young man. Do you like men?

12, I don't like to do homework during the holidays, and I found so much homework when I started school.

13, a report card, how many harmonious families have been destroyed?

14, next to each alarm clock, there is a big slacker.

15, buying a computer without broadband is like a monk who eats only when wine and meat are ready.

16, your faint smile, pigs and dogs hanged themselves, you said you were great.

17, "What do Taoist priests generally call themselves?" "original." "What about the Taoist who loves to watch movies?" ""electricity ... the movie being original? "

18, parents fool their children into calling education; Children fool their parents and say that their parents are derailed; Cheating each other is called the generation gap.

19, I want to build my happiness on the suffering of others.

20. My advantage: I have the courage to admit my mistakes; Disadvantages: resolutely do not change.

2 1, the world is too dark, the heart is too dark, we are too fake, and love is too stupid.

22. Since I blacklisted you, my waist has been sore and my legs have stopped hurting.

Don't cry in front of me, I'm afraid I can't help but make you cry louder.

24. Time tells you what aging is, and memories tell you what naivety is.

25. Don't praise my sister for her beauty. I don't believe your mouth.

26. I know you have a brother (chest), and everyone can see it.

27. I am Altman, and you are a little monster, so you only get beaten.

28. When the time is right, let's hold hands aboveboard.

29. Since there is no me in your future, I will definitely send you a backup gift as a surprise.

30. Gold always shines, not to mention that I am a diamond.

3 1, let me fall, I will make him never stand up again.

32. Giving equals gaining, which is just your self-righteousness.

33. A bitch is a bitch, and a bitch is melodramatic.

Your acting is really good. If you want to act, I can continue to be an audience.

Love is such a painful thing, please don't let me participate.

36. Even if no one loves me, I can still live a chic life.

Since God chose me to fall in love with you, you have no reason to refuse.

My heart is with you, and I have the right to get it back at any time.

It's not that I don't love you anymore, but that I can't afford to lose any more.

In fact, there are not many people who are kind to you in this world. It's good to have me.

4 1, girl, I am born arrogant, not a lover.

42. Your world will be with me from now on. Be careful that there will be no peace.

If I don't love you, I won't care about you.

44. I trust you, scum. You are really stupid.

You are the money in my hand, and you will never escape from my palm.

46. If you don't love, why make such a bad excuse?

47. Before judging others, you'd better weigh your weight in others' hearts.

About your love, I will read it like a novel.

49, infatuated with my sister's dog, follow my sister.

I don't think you need to make a promise to me like a cloud.

Super funny personality signature 20 19

Super funny personality signature 20xx

1, she's mine, don't touch it! If it is damaged, you can't pay. If you feel cute, forward it!

2. It's mine. Do not move. If it's not mine, put it there for me.

3. Girls, find a husband named Xia in the future, and the child's name is Shaq. The child should not be asked by the teacher.

There is no such thing as the first kiss. With the constant renewal of epithelial cells, every day is the first kiss.

If the teacher hadn't said don't litter, I would have thrown you out.

6, the monster is a good boy, he will say to Altman; Don't be sad, just hit me.

7. When your indifference exceeds the load that my heart can bear, I will give my heart to you and leave.

8. Your sister dares to curse me for eating instant noodles without seasoning, and I curse you for eating instant noodles with seasoning.

9. Devil training, girls look at boys and boys look at animals.

10, ask a light question: Why do birds like to sit in rows on wires? The best explanation is that you can chat online.

1 1. I hate people who don't reply to my text messages for a long time. Don't look, I'm talking about you.

12, so many people in the street are so dangerous to wear, but they look so safe!

13, that question, I vaguely remember what the teacher said, but I clearly remember that I didn't listen.

14, I don't expect you to comfort me. As long as I don't sprinkle salt on the wound, I will be grateful.

15, there is a bug in the bowl for dinner today. I wanted to call my boss, but I was curious to try it. I didn't expect it to taste good.

16, everyone who likes to sleep late has a lover who is hard to give up. His name is quilt.

17, sleeping for 7 hours at school is not enough, but sleeping for 5 hours on holiday is twice as energetic.

18, I'll write your name on the sole and stomp a few feet every day when I'm free.

19, Tomb-Sweeping Day, it's not easy for students to take a vacation these days, even taking a vacation should be moved by their ancestors.

Dear child, I wish you a lonely dog in the future.

2 1. If no teacher can teach all subjects, why should a student learn all subjects?

22, explanation is cover-up, cover-up is dishonest, dishonest is not clean up!

23. How many centuries will computers be invented without radiation?

24. If I die, don't forget to install an air conditioner for my coffin, Gree's.

25. When my hair grows to my waist, I'll cut it and sell it, and then we'll get the license, okay?

26. It's best not to use your own photo for your avatar, which is unlucky to go offline.

27. What am I to you? You are a lot of fish, how can you be a snack, because you are really redundant.

28. Are you deaf? Well, I didn't listen to anything you said. I really take you as transparent.

29. Don't think that God has abandoned you, because God has no time to talk to you.

30. Sometimes, I will stare at you and say silently: I don't believe you don't look at me.

3 1, I want to study hard and make progress every day. They will be the boss's wife when they grow up, and I will be the boss's mother when I grow up.

32, such a big wind, girl, my hair is really all kinds of postures, swings, surges and waves.

33, the so-called holiday, the family suspects that they have no money to go out, and they are particularly idle every day.

34. Men should like fleshy girls. All who like bones are dogs.

35. Some people test strength, some people test eyesight, and some people test imagination. In short, it's all about personal ability.

36. The champion of Hubei Arts and Sciences is a couple. I saw this signature explode decisively.

37. I like you. It's none of your business. I'll try it if I like it.

38. Who says the result is not important? Why should I give the fruits of my efforts to others?

The main reason why I don't study well is that the teacher is ugly. If she is beautiful, I will study hard.

40, one-on-one hit, one-on-one hit, although I will lose physically, I will never lose mentally to you.

4 1. The small shop next to the school bears all our childhood dreams.

42. Losing ten dollars is worse than being lovelorn, and finding ten dollars is happier than getting married.

43. When others are holding hands, I will take my dog for a walk and go swimming to see who is unhappy with a bite.

44. Before you, my world is dark. After meeting you, my world was completely dark.

45. I thought I was evil. I didn't know until I met him that there are almost no people better than me.

46. It is best not to use your own photos, otherwise it will be unlucky to go offline.

47. During the day, the night is pressed on the bed, and the sun is born.

48. My mother said: The prodigal son never changes his money. Whoever gives me gold, I will change it for him.

49. When I was a child, I always thought that there were only two countries in the world, one was China and the other was a foreign country.

50, honey, stop playing with skin and bones. Aren't you afraid that the Monkey King will see you give you three sticks?

5 1. I can't attend your wedding. I will definitely go to my funeral.

52. I remember saying the most when I was a child, that is, I won't play with you.

53. Men are like the dishes in the campus canteen: although they are not delicious, they will be gone if they go late.

Please don't call me an otaku, please tell me to close the house. Please don't call me a house girl, please call me Madame Curie.

55, the school is not a funeral home, check what remains! What are you still wearing?

56. If Google and Baidu merge, will they be renamed goodbye?

57. There is a prison called a school, a prisoner called a student and a warden called a teacher.

58. Don't complain that there is no beef in the beef noodles. Is there no wife in the old lady's cake?

59. Nothing is free these days, even air costs money, such as a bag of potato chips.

60. I'm not very talkative. If there is anything offensive, come and hit me.

6 1, I don't know how many notes I changed for you. I only know that from the initial first name and last name, I finally returned to the first name and last name.

63. I hope all the money in my wallet loves each other and has more children.

64. The math teacher took us swimming in the ocean of problems. As a result, she went ashore and we all drowned.

65. The wife is a TV, and the third is a mobile phone. She watches TV at home and takes her mobile phone when she goes out.

66. To marry a wife should be to marry Xiao Shao, to make friends should be to make friends, and it is best to be a man in Qiao Feng and Wei Xiaobao.

67. Years later, if you get married, if I don't, tell your son to be careful on the way after school.

68. Meet the right person at the right time and place. That may not be your lover, but your enemy.

69. Young man, I came to you through time and space. Why haven't you come to me yet?

70. Love doesn't hurt people, but people hurt themselves. Love doesn't do evil, but people do evil. If you don't play tricks on people, your brain is funny

7 1, I passed a lawn yesterday and saw this slogan: Today you step on my head, and next year I will grow on your grave.

72. I treat you as a friend, you treat me as a fool, and my sister is not easy to mess with.

73. When I was a child, I ate watermelon, which was sharp. When I eat them, I stop eating them.

74. The person I love is not my lover. Every inch of his heart belongs to others.

Qq super funny personality signature

1, there are too many thugs recently, and I don't need to hide my identity!

2. Those who support me remain still, and those who oppose me please stand on your head.

3. The real forgetting is not remembering, but thinking of inner peace.

The first thing to wake up every day is to want to sleep.

I don't need a photo to remember you, because you have never left in my heart.

6. Why did you leave your history blank? Because I think it is wrong to tamper with history.

7. Sometimes, I don't blink, I just don't want my tears to flow so simply.

Only when there is a long queue can we truly realize that we are descendants of the dragon.

9. Students who don't want to start school are all good students, which fully proves that they don't have puppy love!

10, Man Xiu Everyone has a very serious look.

1 1, you said to let me leave, and I did leave, but my heart is still there.

12. If you tell your happiness to a good friend, you will get two happiness.

13. Little girls want to find a white horse in their dreams. When they opened their eyes, they found that the whole world was a gray donkey. After being heartbroken, they can only choose a strong one from the donkeys. Such a donkey is named: economically applicable person.

14, even if I am a piece of shit, I am also a piece of thinking shit!

15, flour on the left and water on the right. When you think about a problem, your head burns.

16, you must have serious procrastination, otherwise you would be dead.

17, because I once loved you wholeheartedly, so now I can only give you up mercilessly.

18, being burned to death is the most painful thing, because you can't taste the barbecue.

19, every time I weigh myself, I say that I am thin when I am light, and I say that I have big breasts when I am heavy.

20. In fact, some things are doomed to be fruitless. But we must fight for it.

2 1, you have no virtue? Congratulations. You have a bright future.

I bought two lollipops: one for you to eat and the other for you to eat.

23. Although the class is easy, it is not easy to understand. Listen and cherish it.

24. Sometimes, all a person wants is a hand to hold and an understanding heart.

25, alas, how do you live, how to step by step?

26. Once, we walked together, but now we go our separate ways.

27. When two people are together, as long as one person takes the initiative, it will drive the other person.

28. It's not safe to make soy sauce recently, and people always scold you. It is better to buy a soy sauce and bring a chicken back.

29. I am his time lover. Over time, I should leave at once.

30. Actually, I have never left the Jianghu. I just dive in the Jianghu for a long time.

3 1. When to build a love school, couples will enter school, homework will be halved, and exams will be free.

32. Life is like a play, and frustration is the need of plot development.

33. I have booked the wedding date. Now all we need is a groom.

34. I am highly nearsighted: 5 meters away, I can't see clearly whether it is a man or a dog.

35. For this earth, the most terrible thing is not the volcanic eruption, nor the meteorite hitting the earth. In fact, the most terrible thing is human evolution.

36. Sorry, the signature is too personal, which makes the system unable to display. Please refresh.

37, beauty and ugliness have a life, fat and thin in the sky, live by this sentence.

38. Whether you are here or not, I will grow old eventually, but how can I grow old without you?

I thought that if the days were so long, the land would grow. Who knew there would be an earthquake?

40. I said I love making friends, especially boyfriends.

4 1, I refuse your kindness to me, and it is also good for both of us.

42. My memory lives at the other end of the tape, but my rings die at this end of the tape?

43, can you die for a while, let me know who really cares, who will cry for me and be crazy about me.

44. I have an impulse to take a nap as soon as I get up in the morning.

45. Everyone loves the rich second generation, but the poor second generation is unbearable.

46. The so-called love is having someone who makes you cry one second and makes you laugh the next.

47. I like you. Why are you dissatisfied? Fight, lose, marry me. Win and marry you.

48. Be a man with a conscience and find a woman with temperament.

49. Don't feel inferior in life. Even if you are a pile of shit, you will meet dung beetles one day.

I don't like grade three, I only like grade four.

5 1. Seeing you walking alone in the street, I wanted to come and stay with you, but you didn't want to see me.

52. I wonder if I'm sorry for myself again. I always find reasons to comfort myself.

53. Love is like hand sanitizer. Don't touch your hand until it is dirty.

54. Everything will be fine. All shall be well, jack shall have Jill, but there is no lover suffering from heatstroke in summer.

55. Make yourself unhappy, sad, hate everything and complain.

56. Why did you give up just when I was about to fight for it?

They say I look like Chow Yun Fat, but I look like Andy Lau.

58. The reason why women grow old quickly is because men always say that their wives are yellow-faced women!

59. People's greatest sorrow is that they want something but don't give up, and they want something but don't give up.

60. Do you know the difference between you and a plate of shit? Is that you don't have a plate

6 1, I'm not sure about my direction, but I hope I can go further.

62. Only my stupid deskmate knows how embarrassed I am to eat in class.

As long as the fool is right, April Fool's Day is celebrated every day.

64. There was once a man who taught you how to love, but he no longer loved.

Secret love is also a kind of love. As long as you persist, you won't break up.

66. Not everyone can read, and those who can read are not good children.

67. Being stingy can't show the essence of your meanness. You are too mean to be called mean.

68, some people are still alive, he is dead; Some people are alive, and he should have died.

69. Spend money like running water and earn money like diaosi.

70. Your appearance has affected my healthy growth. I saw you. The mood is more tangled than going to the grave.

7 1, whether it is sunny or rainy, it is a good day to sleep in a cage.

72. It's mine. Do not move. It's not mine. You put it there.

73. People are iron and fans are steel. Don't pretend or panic!

74. I comfort myself after every exam. It doesn't matter. It's all about participation.

75. Happy flowers will eventually sink into the mud and nourish sadness.

76. Seeing that the holidays are decreasing day by day, my mood is more bitter than the West Lake water and more fragile than the Leifeng Tower. Suddenly, my tears were full of feelings. I told grandpa four that I just couldn't do it!

77. In middle school, thieves were cowards. In college, there are thieves who have no guts. Now there are thieves with courage, but there are no thieves.

78. Raising fish is very troublesome. I always forget to change water once a week, so I have to change fish once a week.

79. Sleeping for seven hours at school is not enough, but sleeping for five hours during holidays is twice as energetic.

80. True love is like a ghost. Many people believe it, but few people see it.

8 1, falling in love for the purpose of not getting married is to raise a wife for others.

82. You are the first man I chased in my life and the last man I chased in my life.

83. Two people hold up all the dreams, and one person bears all the injuries.

84. When the head teacher talks nonsense, it's like chewing a program, and he can't stop!

85. Q: What are the most commonly used functions of mobile phones? A: It depends on time. Q: What is the most exciting function of the mobile phone? A: Vibration.

86. The difference between people and pigs is that pigs have always been pigs, but people are sometimes not people.

87. The sky is so blue, the clouds are so white, the river is so green and you are so black.

Talk about humorous personality

1, staying at home for a long time is a bit boring, and staying at home for a long time is a bit cute.

2. When I left, I left. I don't want to miss the past, thinking I have you in my memory.

3, be a happy person, happy enough to influence people around you.

I want to know how big your lung capacity is. How can you talk so much?

I was in a good mood, but I was not in the mood when I saw your irresponsible love.

6. What kind of world is it now? It's hard to rub your face in front of others.

7, pretend to be pure with me, because you are not pure, you can see it at a glance.

8. Don't get too close to me, but I don't mind your devotion.

9. All shall be well that ends well, but no lover will be cold in winter.

10, if the whole world abandons you, please remember me and I will abandon you, too.

1 1. When struggle becomes confusion, I feel that life is really meaningless.

12, the current sexual standard is to have a house and a car and both parents are dead.

13, there is less true love now, and more love you for money.

14, I want to have a beautiful baby in the future and let his father take him to the world.

15, according to the pig's IQ, I am a handsome boy. Are you a pig?

16, the Buddha said: the sea of suffering is boundless, and turning back is the shore. I said: Without an edge, where is the shore?

17, going to school is to find someone. This school is a marriage agency.

18, I came to work this morning. Just as I was whispering, the leader came and my colleagues immediately stopped him. This is a friend of Nima's.

19, local tyrants have another meaning, that is, the unconstrained soil turtle.

20. If I hang out with you again, I'll hang out in the ditch, so now I quit.

2 1, there is always a feeling that the money in the bank card cannot be taken out. Once it is taken out, it is gone.

For those who don't like me, I just want to say that you'd better wear sunglasses.

Looking up at the sky at 23 and 45, all you can see is white clouds.

24. There are two kinds of women, one is an angel and the other is a devil.

25. I don't want to be different. How can I have outstanding taste?

26. In this winter, the only thing that won't leave me is the cold.

27, in fact, I am not obscene, just simple, not obvious.

28. If you can't bear it, you can bear it again.

29. Every woman who loves to sleep has a lover who calls her bed.

30, I was pulled out before I came to have sex.

3 1, killed the wolf, let the tiger go, used to be a 250.

32. If I am a second B, then you are the cow B in the second B..

33. Having a mouth is for you to talk, not to be a decoration. Don't pretend to be dumb if you have nothing to do.

I have my own things to do, so I don't need your advice.

Don't talk to my sister about feelings. I have no feeling. I just gave it to a scum the other day.

There is only one end to betraying a friend, and that is not to be a man.

37. I don't feel pain just because I never care.

I'm really sorry to let you know I exist, you idiot.

I am happy without you, just because you are the source of my sadness.

40. Don't be sentimental about animals because you don't know that you have hurt them.

4 1, since I'm here, there's no reason not to remember.

42. Don't think that you are tall, and my sister must respect you.

43. Who will take care of the dog around you and prevent it from biting everywhere?

I didn't see the road clearly, but I never gave up and kept going.

45. Breaking up is nothing, and I can continue to love you.

46. I'm a genius who went to Tsinghua, and the teacher doesn't know the goods.

47. If I am the tooth in your mouth in the next life, you can feel my pain.

I am not perfect, but I am unique and irreplaceable.

49. Life is like making a phone call. Either you hang up first, or I hang up first.