What are the classic quotations of Zhu Guangquan?

If the earth doesn't explode, we won't have a holiday; We won't rest until the universe restarts. We are all waiting for you here during the holiday.

Audience friends, the earth is going to explode and we are in a state of emergency. In order to restart the universe, we broadcast new media live. In the storm, we will always be here to protect you.

3. The places outside the bed are far away, and the places that the hands can't reach are all foreign lands. Go to the toilet and be sent to the distant frontier.

It snows in Kunming, the spring city. How to treat some northern cities that refuse to snow anyway? How can you say hello to other cities north of Huaihe River? You can't lift your head.

Did you get a ticket to go home during the Spring Festival? Remember three key words: persistence, waiting, persistence and so on! Come on! You'll succeed. After all, no matter whether you have money or not, you have to go home for the New Year.