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What sentences describe the skin being tanned by the sun?

1, the weather has improved recently and the sun has come out. I'm afraid of tanning. Give me some face! Anyway, you are so thick-skinned, there are few layers and there is no pressure.

I've been working outdoors recently, and I'm all tanned. I went to the supermarket to buy some whitening skin care products, and the salesman even praised me: "You speak Chinese very well."

The sun is so big that it doesn't reach your brain.

4. In Happy Valley, the sounds of tourists frolicking wave after wave. I like summer because it is very hot. Although the high temperature in summer scorches the earth, it gives it biological heat. Although the scorching sun tanned our skin, it gave us more health. It is the sunshine that makes the grass look like jade, and the flowers are so dazzling.

5, my husband is sorry, blame me for not understanding you; It's really hot outside, but you're running around; I can't sleep repeatedly, and it hurts you to get sunburned; Be sure to drink more water and don't be too tired; Home is your support, I think too much; Don't be scarred by those ungrateful words!

6. June is a graduation poem, coming from the road; June is a cup of golden jade wine, gentle into the spleen; June is my suntanned arm, deeply branded.

7. Don't think that just because you get a tan can cover up the fact that you are an idiot.

8. Since people get tanned, their faces look good, their teeth turn white, and they don't blush after drinking.

9. School starts tomorrow. I'm a little nervous. I don't want to get tanned during military training!

10, every summer, I always think, "Nothing, I'll make it up in winter."

1 1, section chief: Hello, comrades! Soldier: Hello, sir! Chief: comrades are all tanned! Soldier: The leader is blacker! The chief patted a soldier's chest and said, how well this muscle is trained! Soldier: Sir, I'm a female soldier.

12, I saw you that day. You are very uncomfortable sitting in the sun. I asked you what you were doing, and you smiled mysteriously: keep your voice down, and no one will call me an idiot when I get tanned!

13, you are tanned, you are an idiot.

14, you can't imagine how nagging my wife is! She has no time to talk all day. Last year, she went to the seaside for half a month and came back with a tanned tooth.

15, don't think that just because you get a tan can cover up the fact that you are an idiot.