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What is the best mother-in-law you have ever seen?
There is a family in Huairou Mountain. The woman in this family is my mother-in-law. This woman is not only beautiful, but also different. She has a good family background and a first-class eloquence. A look is the female cadres in the county. In the countryside, it is a veritable phoenix.
The men in this family are just and upright in reasoning. Both husband and wife are smart people, and women are sensible and smart. Men seldom talk. Women can do things and talk, and they are popular in the village.
The couple raised their children well. They gave birth to three sons and a daughter, all of whom are excellent at school and know how to be polite. One of the three sons became a teacher. One became an engineer and the other became the village captain. My daughter became a worker. The engineer got his own job in Beijing, and the teacher got a teacher's wife. Only this captain married a rural daughter-in-law
This family is a noble family in the village, and the old lady has always held the power of the head of the family. The son and daughter-in-law at home are not disobedient to her, and the two sons who work and live outside are also very filial. The old lady said that her sons were obedient.
The old lady has a unique trick, that is, she only asks her sons to discuss big and small issues at home, not to mention her daughter-in-law, who is not allowed to be present at all. The daughter-in-law said by their mother and son doesn't want to hear anything. No matter what difficulties there are at home, she can consult with her sons. Finally, the two brothers put forward their opinions and the old lady made the final decision. Finally, the old lady told her sons that it is up to you to go back to your wife's work, how to communicate with your wife and how to implement it.
I think this can be called the most powerful mother-in-law. The mother-in-law doesn't bother her daughter-in-law at all. Daughter-in-law went to the countryside to see her old man on holiday, so she treated her daughter-in-law as a distant guest. I never blushed with my daughter-in-law until I died. Daughters-in-law mentioned that this mother-in-law was also helpless.
At that time, I lived in the countryside, and there lived a very powerful mother-in-law behind the house. To what extent? People can't study her like that. She can scold her son and daughter-in-law for not eating or sleeping for three days and nights until her voice is hoarse and she can't make a sound.
That mother-in-law wears clean clothes every day, her hair is shiny and shiny, and on a hot day, she wears snow-white ice stockings and a pair of black cotton velvet plastic shoes with spotless uppers.
She doesn't do farm work, her husband does farm work, she just burns a fire to take care of her grandson, her son goes out to earn money, and her daughters are rich and don't rely on her son to support them.
The old lady is always busy at home, and her daughters often come back for dinner, but her daughter-in-law has separated and is hospitalized in a wing. She is not allowed to let her daughter-in-law into the first room.
The biggest advantage of a daughter-in-law is that she doesn't have to take care of her children, and the old lady has taken over. Daughter-in-law only needs to supply the old lady with 4 tons of grain every year and vegetables every day.
Life is peaceful in this way. Daughter-in-law is also at leisure, but what bothers her is that the husband of this only child is so handsome that he always attracts bees and butterflies to go out to work and has no money to come home all the year round.
On the 28th of the twelfth lunar month, the old lady's son didn't bring back a penny, and the daughter-in-law complained a few words, which made the old lady even more angry than digging the ancestral grave.
From the morning of the 28th of the twelfth lunar month, the old lady began to scold her son, goblin and monster, and no one said anything. Then the old lady turned to scold her daughter-in-law, but she didn't say anything, and scolded until late at night.
The window of my kitchen faces her door. I went to make a fire, and she accused me of eavesdropping, so I had to sneak down from the window and go into the kitchen. Whenever she sees smoke from my chimney, she will scold me together.
The reason is that my daughter-in-law and I are girls from the same place, and we wear a pair of pants. This is very wrong. I didn't know that I was from the same place as her daughter-in-law, and I didn't say a word to her daughter-in-law from the door to her husband's house.
On the morning of the 29th of the twelfth lunar month, the old lady's bawling sounded behind me. I dare not go to the kitchen to make a fire. When I heard the old lady's scolding, I turned around and began to scold the matchmaker for his bad mouth. I introduced her son to a useless daughter-in-law, and her son Jin Zhi Yu Ye (in original words) wanted to find a good family. The short-lived matchmaker led his son to find a prodigal bitch.
The matchmaker, who is also from our place, followed the old lady to count her robes and went into the cellar, scolding the next door, the one who lives in the back and the one who lives in the front left, as well as the matchmaker and me. The reason is that the six of us are from the same place, and she concluded that we are a group. The more she scolded, the more energetic she became. The six of us seem to be sitting on a derailed tram. The runaway tram took us straight to the Yangtze River for a sprint, and the spray never rose and sank into the abyss.
None of the six of us dared to make a commitment. She also said that the six of us joined forces to bully her, and that several of us invited her daughter-in-law to plant "hairy barley" (the whole village went to get married and compete for girls). Everyone asks for a good omen for this big Chinese New Year, and no one cares about her.
These are all trumped-up charges, and no one has dared to come out and promise her for fear that she might spill the beans. Her husband's family had no idea, and the old lady scolded their girl for two days and two nights.
On the thirtieth day of the twelfth lunar month, the old lady scolded the old and young in the bay enough. It wasn't until New Year's Eve that she heard her voice getting smaller and smaller.
On the first day of the first month, someone went to her house to pay a New Year call, and the old lady greeted her at the door. Her voice was hoarse and she couldn't speak. People who have seen the New Year's greetings are posted at the door, and no one is allowed to enter the house (she loves cleanliness and is afraid that people will step on her house). People who say New Year greetings will talk endlessly and sound like dogs barking.
Heaven and earth conscience, I have never said a word to the old lady's daughter-in-law, let alone to other villagers. At that time, I stayed at home all day to take care of the children. I don't know anyone in the bay, and I don't like going. I was almost shut up at home.
I don't know why the old lady scolded her daughter-in-law and everyone like that. In short, since then, I have seen the old lady with goose bumps and chills.
The best mother-in-law I have ever met can force her son to separate. I still think I have the ability. This is the true story of our neighbor. Mother-in-law is a strong woman herself. Everything in the family must be decided by her and others must obey her unconditionally. If you don't listen, you start crying, making noise and hanging yourself. It'll make you fidget anyway. As a result, the daughter-in-law left with her son. His own son is a bachelor. The point is that she hasn't realized her mistake yet. The ending can only end in tragedy.
There is a mother-in-law who is very powerful. She has a single brother-in-law She has two sons. The second is married and has two granddaughters.
At that time, my brother-in-law was getting married. She stole everything from her brother-in-law when she got married. She told her brother-in-law's girlfriend, what are you doing with him? You can't even support yourself.
She is five big and three thick, and has never been to school. Her nickname is Tigress and no one can offend her.
Her parents-in-law are not to be taunted, pushing and pushing as much as possible. In this way, the brother-in-law feels unlucky and can't ridicule the tigress.
Her two sons, the eldest unmarried and the second married, have two daughters.
The eldest granddaughter is now a teenager, and the second granddaughter is seven or eight years old. She tried to divorce her son and daughter-in-law.
She put on a good show, hooked her niece to her home and locked her niece and son in a room.
When a married woman comes back from her mother's house and sees her husband with another woman, the couple quarrels and her husband has a hard time.
You said that this woman was really cheated and was about to get divorced. After the divorce, the wife returned to her mother's house with her second daughter.
You said this mother-in-law was strange. As soon as the daughter-in-law went out, her mother-in-law immediately moved into her room to sleep. An outsider asked her why you moved into her daughter-in-law's room to sleep.
Mother-in-law said, you can't come back if you leave. It is difficult to remarry.
My mother-in-law also said that she had no daughter in her life and wanted to be crazy. She wants a daughter, but now she is fine, and she has a granddaughter, which is mine and raised as a daughter.
Less than five days after the divorce, the daughter-in-law understood and really wanted to remarry.
After marriage, it is no longer your own room as soon as you enter the door, but the owner has changed. My mother-in-law caught her, so get out of here, so as to guard against your hands.
The daughter-in-law had no choice but to look at her husband again. She left without saying a word.
Her son knows everything, so he has to give up.
Now there are three bachelors in her family. Women say it's good to be single. Sixty, a few hundred dollars a month is more secure. What do you need a wife for?
People say, why don't you divorce your old man? The woman said, who will calculate this account and blame me?
After the divorce of her son and daughter-in-law, this woman is like a different person, beautiful, not as good as a person when she comes out and laughs.
In this village, there is no one behind her who does not laugh at her. She is happier whether she smiles or not.
A: Lu You's mother ordered her son to divorce his wife, and she really divorced.
My mother-in-law is the best. She called it the first, but no one dared to call it the second. I mean bullying, not skill. In our street, people call my mother-in-law a curse, and some people call her an invincible hand and scold you for three days and three nights. And her acting skills. It's absolutely no problem to win an Oscar gold medal. It's fierce when you bully people. Smile as soon as you turn around and pretend to be gentle. I can't describe how disgusting I am! Even the Tibetan mastiff next door is afraid of her. The Tibetan mastiff stopped barking when she started cursing.
It is particularly unreasonable to meet a powerful mother-in-law.
He didn't live together after his son got married. He just goes home every weekend, and she finds fault with her daughter-in-law, such as being lazy and bringing nothing back. Later, I quarreled with my daughter-in-law because I gave my granddaughter lucky money.
Later, she asked her daughter-in-law and son to hand in the salary card, and every time she spent money, she asked for money. After a year or two, the daughter-in-law couldn't stand it and divorced. Take your daughter away.
Since then, her son has become a bachelor, killing his days alone. After two or three years, his daughter-in-law has found a man with children, and the two families have managed to become a family and have a good life.
And they want to introduce their son to another object, and his son is disheartened and doesn't want to find an object at all. I'll just hang out alone.
Granddaughter left at the age of three, and their family didn't even give alimony. Later, my granddaughter was admitted to the university, and their family was itchy and wanted to know their relatives.
Granddaughter came back in a hurry for half an hour, without even asking for a red envelope or eating it, and left soon. Their family angrily reprimanded their son for incompetence and scolded their daughter-in-law for being bad at home. My son has been depressed and never recovered.
This is a powerful mother-in-law, too powerful!
I don't need to see my mother-in-law There is a skeleton in the cupboard. When the child is older, everything will be fine! Secondly, I haven't lived with my husband all my life, so don't take it seriously. If I am angry, I should take it to heart. The dearest person in the world was born by myself, and my mother-in-law was not born by you, so you may not treat her as a girl. Only your mother is the best. When I was a child, my mother changed bananas into food stamps and left them for me in a lunch box, which I will never forget. Grandma, it's normal for you to leave angry after giving birth to a doll. What is the difference? This is the difference, but why should they care about the past, live up to their conscience, be kind to the elderly and set an example for their children is more important than anything else! My children listen to me and know how to love their parents! This is a blessing!
The best mother-in-law I have ever met may be my uncle and aunt.
My aunt lives at the foot of Mulan Mountain. My aunt's mother and my grandmother are cousins. It was in the late 1970s. My aunt took a fancy to my uncle and bravely offered to marry him. She came to my grandmother's house and said to her, "Uncle, your family X (my uncle's name) is a real craftsman (good-looking). I took a fancy to him, so I said forget it. I will work and make money. " What's the use of that girl? There is only one craftsman left. Can craftsmen eat and drink? "As my uncle said, she is really capable and famous. The girl in her mouth is my uncle's own object.
At that time, my grandmother liked people who could work. As soon as my grandmother and my mother combined, they forced my uncle to return that object. At that time, farmers were not allowed to go out freely, so my uncle had no choice but to give up his beloved girl at home and marry his aunt now. My uncle is honest and doesn't like to talk. After the marriage, he was even more disheartened. It's rare to hear him say a word for ten and a half months.
My uncle's mother-in-law is provocative and unreasonable. She won't treat her kindly because her mother-in-law is her cousin's menstruation. She helps her mother-in-law from time to time. Wheat has recovered. The moon was very big that night. She asked my grandmother to help her sift the wheat outside, so she closed the door and went to bed. Grandma sifted the wheat in the moonlight all night, and didn't go in until dawn when all the wheat was sifted. Things like this are too numerous to mention.
My aunt has two sons. When the eldest son got married, the bride was not pregnant. My aunt scolds every day: you can buy a chicken for more than ten dollars, and you can marry a wife for tens of thousands of dollars. Make full use of all kinds of foul language of rural women to insult their daughter-in-law. When the eldest son and his wife moved out to rent a house, she went to beat and scold. Three or four months later, the daughter-in-law was not pregnant and divorced.
The second son learned a lesson, got pregnant before marriage, and the bride got married with a belly. Should we weigh her heart? Still can't, from time to time, hit pregnant women in the stomach. I don't take care of next month, and I don't take children. Up to now, my daughter-in-law has given birth to two children and is still being beaten.
Whether I am a mother-in-law or a daughter-in-law, I am the worst mother-in-law and daughter-in-law I have ever seen.
Daughter-in-law and mother-in-law only lived with my uncle for a period of time, and my uncle suffered the most. Now my mother regrets it when she mentions it, kicking her feet and beating her chest. At that time, my mother forced her to get married and suffered my uncle all her life.
Only a coward woman can be so good.
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