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A meaningful sentence is about mood.

1. Happiness is tickling. Unfortunately, it means itchy but can't be caught. More unfortunately, for a long time, neither the soul nor the body felt itchy.

Second, I can resist anything but temptation.

Third, although I can't be the descendant of the rich, I must be the ancestor of the rich.

Xiaoming asked his father to tell him a story. Dad said do you want to listen to the long one or the short one? Xiaoming: Dragon! Dad: Once upon a time, there was a fly. Om Xiaoming: Dad, please make a long story short! Dad: Once upon a time, there was a fly, hum, bang!

5. Today is 3 14, Pi Festival, so I want to eat pie ~

6. I chased you with Cupid's arrow, flying and flying in bulletproof vests.

Seven, I want to thin into a flash of lightning, illuminating all the wretched fat people.

Eight, in this era, Wukong pursues leopard fashion and sexy.

Nine, the hair is gone, and dandruff is more prominent.

When arguing, the difference between a man and a woman is like the difference between a rifle and a machine gun.

Touch screens are popular in mobile phones and computers now. A friend expressed special emotion: "With the rapid development of science and technology, it is hard to say which day TV will touch the screen." Another friend said, "You are so stupid! If you have a remote control, do you want to poke it with your finger? "

Twelve, the perfect figure, in the eyes of people who don't love her, is also a kind of teasing material.

Why is RMB so expensive? Because grandpa Mao spoke for him.

14. Brush the toilet with the landlord's toothbrush when you are depressed.

Fifteen, good personality, parents have nothing to worry about.

Sixteen, God created virgin men and women.

Seventeen, the hostess cried. Because Xiao Si ruined its beautiful life.

18. KINOMOTO SAKURA said to Xiao Qiang, "When I kick you in the exam today, you should give me a look." During the exam, Ruth kicked Xiao Qiang, and Xiao Qiang replied: Meow.

19. Every time I see the word hehe in chat, I want to hold the hose, connect the faucet at one end and poke it in your mouth at the other. Let you drink enough! Who the fuck told you to say delicious food?

Twenty, only to find that the wrong road and the right road are only a few steps away.

Twenty-one, flat head is the only criterion for testing handsome guys. In my opinion, a real handsome guy is someone who dares to look straight at life without bangs. Are you handsome? Try a crew cut.

When buying baked sweet potatoes, please ask the boss loudly, what is this stuffing?