Homophonic funny allegorical sayings

Two-part allegorical saying is a special language form of Chinese. It is a special language form created by the people in their life practice, and it is a short, funny and vivid sentence. The following is a humorous two-part allegorical saying I collected for you. Welcome everyone to learn from it. I hope it helps you.

Homophonic funny two-part allegorical saying 1 Marry a girl-fooling around (ghost marriage)

Dung boat crossing the river-playing dead (loading shit)

Sticking Wo Wo and Coptis chinensis-Bitter every year (one stick and one stick)

Open a drawer in a drugstore-have fun (looking for pills)

Frogs dive well-I don't understand (poop-poop)

Riding a horse in opera-don't (walk)

Sauce is not needed to stir-fry pickles-a word comes first (salt comes first)

From Henan to Hunan-more difficult (South Canada)

Playing lanterns and moving stones-do it (copy)

The earth temple was washed away by the flood-be careful.

Swing a whip in the cultivated land-bragging (urging cattle)

Children's Backbone-Little People (Little People's Back)

Aviation somersault-inverted (inverted test flight)

The mouse fell into the water tank-fashionable (wet hair)

The old monk lives in a cave-there is nothing (no temple)

The cargo ship is at sea-amateur (foreign airline)

Weasel in a chicken coop-speculation (stealing chickens)

Soak the stone in the sauce jar-it's a long story.

Set off firecrackers in the well-everything happens for a reason (there is a round sound)

The old hen has an empty nest-not simple (no eggs)

Eat ginseng-spare (later tonic)

Mother of Emperor Pi-Empress Pi

Millennium Stone Buddha Statue-Honest Man (Old Stone Man)

Attract sheep into the photo studio-make a fool of yourself (make a fool of yourself)

Growing vegetables on the wall-no chance (no garden)

Talking to fans-crazy talk (gossip)

Twelve taels of silver-definitely (one ingot)

Sleep in the toilet-not far from death (not far from shit)

Tang Priest's Book-Zhengzheng (True Classics)

Eating in a small bowl depends on the sky (by adding)

The meat pot was thrown into the river-groggy.

There are chicken feathers in the turtle's belly-anxious to return (turtle's heart is like an arrow)

There is a hole behind the temple-wonderful (the temple goes through)

Qixian River, the birthday girl-no road (no deer)

Put eighteen dollars twice-I've heard about it for a long time (nine articles)

The girl in the dyeing room doesn't wear white shoes-naturally (self-dyeing)

Braid your back-breaking the law and discipline (messy hair)

The stove turned over-bad luck (dumping coal)

The rice cooker is smoking (the rice is burnt)

Nephew plays lanterns-as usual (uncle)

Confucius was moved-all lost (book)

Shut the knife in the cesspit-literature (smell) is not good, and martial arts (dance) is not good.

Onion mixed with tofu-one transparent (green) and two white.

Fifteen buckets draw water-seven up and eight down.

Monks open umbrellas-lawlessness (lawlessness)

December weather-hands and feet (frozen hands and feet)

A father kowtows to his son-hang it all (hang it all)

Throwing stones in public toilets-causing public outrage (causing public waste)

Grandma's dead son-hopeless (no uncle)

My husband slapped me-bleak (my wife was cold)

The empty coffin of the scholar was buried-impersonal (there was no one in the Woods)

An Interpretation of the Meta-rules in The Wang Ba Bell

Peanuts-be sure to make noise (be sure to fry)

The cobbler has no awl-real thread (needle and thread)

He Jia's girl married Zheng Jialai-just right (Zheng He)

Monk's home-temple

Washing Huang Lian by the River-Why bother (the river is bitter)

Dreams become butterflies-daydreaming (wanting to fly)

Monkeys learn to walk-fake (fake orangutans)

Hardcover Maotai-Long Time (Good Wine)

Spider trawling-selfish (self-silk)

Blind people with blind people-busy plus busy (blind plus blind people)

Walking in the watermelon field-seeing the source on both sides (seeing the circle on both sides)

Take off your old shoes for new ones-turn over a new page (turn over a new page)

Sacks and straw bags-each generation is not as good as the next (one bag is not as good as the next)

Beans at the bottom of the bowl-vivid (particles in the eyes)

Homophonic funny two-part allegorical saying 2 1. Bag in the air-pretend to be crazy. (install wind).

2. Song Jiang's strategist-useless. (Wu Yong).

3. Half an ounce of cotton-impossible. (bullet-free)

4. Bald men hold umbrellas-lawlessness. (no hair can't).

5. December weather-hands and feet. Frozen hands and feet.

6. The father kowtowed to his son-what a shame. There is no such gift.

7. Public toilets are still stones-causing public outrage. (causing male feces).

8. Wear a fur coat backwards-pretend. Pretending to be a sheep.

9. Pregnant women take a wooden bridge-adventure. (The risk is quite high).

10. Grandma's dead son-hopeless. (No uncle).

1 1. Husband fanned-bleak. (wife is cold).

12. Scholar towel-break even. (Bao Shu).

13. The tortoise climbed the threshold-but look at this. But look at this page.

14. Pick a towel on the needle tip-not surprising. (Not enough for a flag).

15. The blunt knife broke the bamboo. (it won't ring).

16. Tie chicken feathers to a telephone pole-How dare you? What a big duster.

17. Knock on melon seeds and knock on bugs-everyone has them. There are all kinds of benevolence.

18. Light grass and drums-I don't want to. (Silence).

19. rush cane-can't be the master. I can't do it.

20. Chatting at the salt store-doing nothing. It's too salty to cook.

2 1. Zhang Tianshi doesn't need a boat to cross the sea-it has its own laws and regulations. (have their own methods).

22. Blow the horn from the window-this is very famous. (singing outside).

23. The Dragon King moved-fierce. (out of the sea)

24. Laojiu's brother.-Really? (old ten).

25. Burying with an empty coffin-arrogance. There is no one in the Woods.

26. Wear gloves in June-conservative. (hand protection).

27. Raw peanuts-you must make noise. I'm going to explode.

28. The shoemaker doesn't have an awl-that's good. (needle and thread)

29. What girl marries Zheng Jialai-just right. (Zheng Heshi).

30. The monk's home-the temple. (wonderful).

3 1. Wash Huang Lian by the river-why bother? The river is bitter.

32. Blind people wear glasses-pseudo-intelligence. (pretending to be clear).

33. Dreams become butterflies-daydreams. (Want to fly).

34. Monkeys learn to walk-pretend. (fake orangutan).

35. Hardcover Maotai-Jiujiu. (Good wine)

36. Spider trawling-selfish. (from silk).

37. A blind man is carrying a blind man. (blind and blind).

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39. What should come is coming-get to the bottom of it. (tattoo to the end).

40. Take off your old shoes for new ones-turn over a new leaf. (Reform shoes)

4 1. From Henan to Hunan-more difficult. (South Canada).

42. Move stones with lanterns-do it. (copy).

43. The earth temple was washed away by the flood-be careful. (Liu Shen).

44. The whip in the cultivated land-bragging. (urging cattle).

45. The backbone of children-the generation of villains. The back of the villain.

46. Aviation somersault-handstand. (inverted flight test).

47. The mouse fell into the water tank-fashionable. (wet hair)

48. The old monk lived in a cave-there was nothing. (No temple).

49. The cargo ship went out to sea-amateur. (Foreign Airlines).

50. Burn the flagpole-sigh. (long charcoal).

5 1. Weasel in the henhouse-speculation. (stealing chickens).

52. Soak the stone in the sauce jar-it's a long story. One salt is hard to get in.

53. Set off firecrackers in the well-everything happens for a reason. (with a round sound).

54. It's not easy for an old hen to hold an empty nest. (No eggs).

55. eat ginseng-spare. (added).

56. Pi Di's mother-too thick-skinned. (Empress Dowager Pi).

57. Bring the sheep into the photo studio-make a fool of yourself. (Make a sheep face)

58. Growing vegetables on the wall-no chance. There is no garden.

59. Have a crazy chat with a fan. (rumor)

60. Twelve taels of silver-for sure. (one ingot).

6 1. Sleep in the toilet-not far from death. It's not far from shit

62. Tang Yan's book-serious. A true sutra

63. Eating a small bowl depends on the weather. (author Tim).

64. The meat pot was thrown into the river-groggy. (heavy meat).

65. The tortoise has chicken feathers in its belly-anxious to return. The turtle's heart is like an arrow.

There is a hole behind the temple-great. The temple is finished.

67. Put down eighteen dollars twice-I've heard about it for a long time. (nine articles).

68. Girls in dye houses don't wear white shoes-naturally. (self-dyeing).

69. It's unlucky that the stove has turned over. (Pour coal).

70. The rice cooker is smoking-it's a muddle. The rice is burnt.

Homophonic funny two-part allegorical saying 3 1. Confucius was moved-all lost (book)

2. Onion mixed with tofu-one clear (green) two white pickles fried tofu-the word (salt) comes first.

3. Nephew plays lanterns-as usual, lime is stuck in (uncle's) mouth-white said (brush)

4. Hardcover Maotai-taking pictures of Pig Bajie for a long time-asking for embarrassment (see)

5. Holding a small pocket in his arms-Shu (comb) heart, his father-Lao loser (Su)

6. Four beams of cotton-talk (play) can't go to the water margin division-no use (martial arts)

7. One two three five six-nothing (4)

8. One, two, three, four, five, six seven-Wang (forgot) eight, (I hate people who read only seven! )

9. One foot two plus eight feet-lean on (two feet)

10. Two lines pop up-Si road is wrong.

1 1. A catty of flour is spread into a cake-backward (thick)

12. Stump into charcoal pile-mold (coal) to the top

13. Steam a peach with 100 kg flour-waste (waste) snacks.

14. It is made of a layer of cloth. This is a jacket. It's all in it anyway. Who has the most right to wear this coat? )

15. Pants with one leg-one set (skirt)

16. Juncus lights a lamp-there are no two hearts (cores)

17. Being a widow for life-veteran (guard)

18. Grandma has a beard-abnormal.

19. Back to the 25th Beam-Half Crazy (sealed)

20.2345- Lack of clothes (1)

2 1.23456789- Lack of clothes and food (1).

22. Two Cotton and Four Bows-Detailed Talk (Play)

23. The second girl combs her hair-no need to comb it.

24. Erhuqin-Talk about (play)

Arabic numerals are divided into eight characters-zero to zero.

26. Twelve o'clock accounts for three words-physical deficiency (god) and mental deficiency (deficiency).

27. Eighteen-year-old Gong E enjoys life (thinking of her husband)

28. Ten pence is short of one penny-long heard (nine pence)

29. Moonlight on15-Sufficient (bright)

30. Mulberry leaves in October-who will pay attention to you? (The best way to deal with smoke bombs)

3 1.80-year-old woman yawns-eyes (teeth) are unlimited.

32. Walnuts in August-packed with people (benevolence)

33. A string of eight hundred coppers-out of step (hanging)

34. Ask Chongyang on the eighth day of September-soon (9)

35. Knife cuts the Lantern Festival-unwilling (round)

36. Wear light clothes for three or nine days in a row-scary wind.

37. 30 years of spinning women-old oil (bladder) mouth, (comment on the old bladder that sticks to the net? )

38. Three dollars for a cow's stomach-make a fuss (grass)

39. Brother eats noodles-scratches.

40. Three Bodhisattvas-Miao Miao Miao (Miao Miao)

4 1. A three-foot ladder-not as good as words (eaves), (I feel this way about many topics)

42. Three hairs plus one hair-fashionable (four hairs)

43. Willow in March-exceptionally green (pro)

44. Born in the middle of the night-killing (Shihai)

45. Pulling pancakes with carts-Greedy (booth)

46. Barley is in chaos-mang has no clue.

47. Filling holes in the underground palace-not good (repairing temples)

48. The land god sits on the scale-Zhicheng (self-proclaimed)

49. The land god is in prison-exhausting (prison).

50. The earth god washes his face-losing face (wet face).

5 1. the land god falls into the well-the old (fisherman) can't afford it.

52. The viscera of the landlord-solid (stone) heart and solid (stone) intestine

53. The earth god wears plain clothes-running in vain (robe)

54. Tu Xinger-a bitter child (core child)

55. Soil silkworms get into peanut shells-pretend to be human (benevolence)

56. Don't take an umbrella in rainy days-stingy (get wet).

57. The sun shines on rainy days-a false feeling (sunny day)

Don't wear a hat on rainy days-it's raining on your head.

59. Zhang Erkuan's jacket-domineering (waist)

60. Go to the henhouse and break your head-stupid (running) eggs

6 1. Rolling stones on the mountain-compaction (stone).

62. Blow the horn on the mountain-the name is far-reaching.

63. Shanxi Walnut-Deception (full of kindness)

64. Drums in the ravine-Memories (ringing)

65. Millennium Temple-Silent (Monk), (It is said that there are many temples here, but few Buddhists? )

66. The door god rolls the kitchen god-there is something in the words (there is something in the picture).

67. Keepers eat sugar cane-teach (chew paper)

68. Clap your hands on horseback-too far from the point (hoof)

69. Arch your back in the rain

70. adzuki bean does dry rice-it's always boring.

7 1. The young monk patted the fly on his head-fair (beating).

72. Aqingsao pours tea and drops water; Not a drop leaks.

73. The small stove turned over-unlucky (coal)

74. tinker wears glasses-find me (fault), (there are many professional shortsighted tinkers on this website)

75. The little girl combs her hair-help herself (braid her hair), (this seems to be the best comment on the net rules! )

76. Onion mixed with tofu-one clear (green) and two white.

77. Eating in a small bowl-depending on the weather (supplement)

78. Hot water bottles are hung on the plane-high level (bottles), (especially some poems)

79. Blow the horn on the plane-daydreaming (ring)

80. Set off firecrackers on the plane-think (loudly).

Homophonic and Funny Xiehouyu 4 12356- None (4)

One two three four five six seven-Wang (forgot) eight

One foot two plus eight feet-shit (two feet)

Two lines popped up in the bucket-Si (Si) was wrong.

Spread a catty of flour into a cake-pour it backwards (thick)

Plunge into the charcoal pile-on top of the mould (coal)

A failed rooster-depressed and depressed

Dou E complained bitterly.

Tofu fell into the ashes-it's hard to blow and it's hard to fight.

Tofu dolphin bone-neither soft nor hard

Fried lotus root slices with bean curd residue-I'm blind.

There is a piece of iron in the tofu pile-it is the hardest.

Tofu hits the foundation-the foundation is too soft; Soft soil foundation

Mr. Dong Guo saves wolves —— Distinguishing between good and evil

East Street delivers goods and West Street sells goods-not to make money, but to be quick. )

Mr. Dong Guo saved the wolf-good intentions are not rewarded.

Getting married in Suzhou-making the fake come true

Waiting for delivery and selling in the west-not to make money but to make money quickly.

The owner's rice bowl-difficult end

East pull gourd, west pull gourd-left and right pull.

Dongshan ran past the donkey and Xishan hit the tiger-I have seen some battles.

Listen to things, ears, north and south-I can't listen anyway.

Homophonic funny two-part allegorical saying 5 1. Half cotton.-no way. (bullet-free)

2. Bald men holding umbrellas-lawlessness. (no hair can't).

3. Short transition-inner peace. (Pan Xin).

4. The horse shop buys pigs-there is no such thing. There is no such city.

5. December weather-hands and feet. Frozen hands and feet.

6. The father kowtowed to his son-what a shame. There is no such gift.

7. Public toilets are still stones-causing public outrage. (causing male feces).

8. Wear a fur coat backwards-pretend. Pretending to be a sheep.

9. Confucius moved-all lost. All the books.

10. Pregnant women walk on a wooden bridge-despair. (The risk is quite high).

1 1. Grandma's dead son-hopeless. (No uncle).

12. The husband slapped a face. (wife is cold).

13. Scholar towel-break even. (Bao Shu).

14. The tortoise climbed the threshold-but look at this. But look at this page.

15. It's not surprising that the needle is still picking out towels. (Not enough for a flag).

16. The blunt knife broke the bamboo. (it won't ring).

17. Tie a chicken feather to a telephone pole-How dare you? What a big duster.

18. Knock on melon seeds and knock on bugs-everyone has them. There are all kinds of benevolence.

19. Light grass and drums-I don't want to. (Silence).

20. The lamppost-it can't be the owner. I can't do it.

2 1. Chatting in the salt shop-doing nothing. It's too salty to cook.

Zhang Tianshi doesn't need a boat to cross the sea-it has its own laws and regulations. (have their own methods).

23. Blow the horn from the window-this is very famous. (singing outside).

24. The Dragon King moved-fierce. (out of the sea)

25. Laojiu's brother.-Really? (old ten).

26. Burying with an empty coffin-arrogance. There is no one in the Woods.

27. Wang Bazhong shared RMB rules. (turtle lifts).

28. Wear gloves in June-conservative. (hand protection).

29. Raw peanuts-you must make noise. I'm going to explode.

30. The shoemaker doesn't have an awl-that's good. (needle and thread)

3 1. He Jia married Jia Zheng-just right. (Zheng Heshi).

32. The monk's home-the temple. (wonderful).

33. Wash Huang Lian by the river-why bother? The river is bitter.

34. Blind people wear glasses-pseudo-intelligence. (pretending to be clear).

35. Dreams become butterflies-daydreams. (Want to fly).

36. Monkeys learn to walk-pretend. (fake orangutan).

37. Hardcover Maotai-Jiujiu. (Good wine)

38. Spider trawling-selfish. (from silk).

39. A blind man is carrying a blind man. (blind and blind).

40. Put a small pocket in your arms-relax (comb)

4 1. (tattoo to the end).

42. Walking in the watermelon field-both sides meet the source. (The circle where the left and right sides intersect).

43. Take off your old shoes for new ones-turn over a new leaf. (changing shoes).

44. sacks and straw bags-each generation is worse than the next. One bag is not as good as one.

45. The beans at the bottom of the bowl are lifelike. (the grain enters the eye).

46. Selling cloth without feet-bad intentions. (deliberate accident).

47. Poor carpenters start businesses-only one sentence. There is only a saw.

48. Brick kiln fire-rumor. (kiln smoke).

49. A lamp without oil is a waste of mind. (Waste of energy).

50. Zhong Kui married his sister-fooling around. (ghost marriage)

5 1. Dung boat crossing the river-playing dead. (loading shit).

52. Year after year, stick to being with Huang Lian. (sticky)

53. Open a drawer in the drugstore-have fun. (looking for pills)

Frogs dive well-I don't understand. (poop-poop).

55. Riding a horse in an opera-no way. (on foot)

56. Stir-fry pickles without soy sauce-as scheduled. Salt comes first.

57. Eat jiaozi without stuffing-naughty. (pick the skin).

58. From Henan to Hunan-more difficult. (South Canada).

59. Move stones with lanterns-do it. (copy).

60. The earth temple was washed away by the flood-be careful. (Liu Shen).

6 1. Whip in cultivated land-bragging. (urging cattle).

62. The backbone of children-the generation of villains. The back of the villain.

63. Aviation somersault-handstand. (inverted flight test).

64. The mouse falls into the water tank-fashionable. (wet hair)

65. The old monk lived in a cave-there was nothing. (No temple).

66. The cargo ship went out to sea-amateur. (Foreign Airlines).

67. Burning flagpole-sigh. (long charcoal).

68. Weasel in the henhouse-speculation. (stealing chickens).

69. Soak the stone in the sauce jar-it's a long story. One salt is hard to get in.

70. Firecrackers are set off in the well-there is a reason. (with a round sound).

7 1. The old hen has an empty nest-it's not easy. (No eggs).

72. Eat ginseng-alternate. (added).

73. Pi Di's mother-too thick-skinned. (Empress Dowager Pi).

74. Millennium stone Buddha statue-honest man. (Old Stone Man).

75. Lead the sheep into the photo studio-make a fool of yourself. (Make a sheep face)

76. Growing vegetables on the wall-no chance. There is no garden.

77. Chatting crazily with a fan. (rumor)

78. Twelve taels of silver-for sure. (one ingot).

79. Sleep in the toilet-it's not far from death. It's not far from shit

80. Tang Yan's book-Seriously. A true sutra

8 1. Eating a small bowl depends on the weather. (author Tim).

82. The meat pot was thrown into the river-groggy. (heavy meat).

83. The tortoise has chicken feathers in its belly-anxious to return. The turtle's heart is like an arrow.

There is a hole behind the temple-great. The temple is finished.

85. Shouxing Qixian River-No road. No deer.

86. Put down eighteen dollars twice-I've heard about it for a long time. (nine articles).

87. Girls in dye houses don't wear white shoes-naturally. (self-dyeing).

88. Tie a braid behind your back-breaking the law and discipline. (tail hair disorder).

89. It's unlucky that the stove has turned over. (Pour coal).

90. The rice cooker is smoking-it's a muddle. The rice is burnt.

Homophonic Comic Xiehouyu 6 Nephew Playing Lantern-or (Uncle)

Confucius was moved-all lost (book)

Onion mixed with tofu-one transparent (green) and two white.

You don't need an awl to wear shoes-it's really good (needle)

Glaciers in April-It's already started.

Blow the horn through the door-the name (sound) is outside.

Nephew plays lanterns-or (uncle)

Confucius and his son moved-all lost (book)

Onion mixed with tofu-one transparent (green) and two white.

You don't need an awl to wear shoes-it's really good (needle)

Glaciers in April-It's already started.

Blow the horn through the door-the name (sound) is outside.

The straw hat seller lost his pole-be careful. (Grab the rope)

Brother is not at home-come on (sister-in-law)

Rain hits Huangmei's head-bad luck (falling plum)

Half cotton-no talking (no bullets)

Bald man with an umbrella-lawlessness (lawlessness)

A short transition-inner peace (submerged heart)

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