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An oath to your wife when you get married.

An oath to your wife when you get married.

1, proud of loving his wife and ashamed of betraying his wife; Proud of caring for his wife, ashamed of ignoring his wife; I am proud of my wife's cooking and ashamed of letting her cook; If my wife washes the pot, I must stand by and sing. Proud of truly caring for his wife, ashamed of being angry with his wife on purpose; Be proud of obeying your wife, and be ashamed of not obeying your wife;

Dear wife, give me your hand. I hope you and I can help each other through 36,000 sunsets and sunrises from peace to happiness.

Don't let your family and friends down! Don't let bin Laden down! Don't disappoint Obama! Don't let your dear wife down.

Today, the sun is shining, and the sky and the earth are dancing together in beautiful clothes. Tonight, the starry night of affection has added two dazzling new stars, wife, I love you.

Wife, starting from today: yours is yours, mine is yours and ours is yours!

6, wife, I still want to thank you, this time I thank you for my father. Before getting married, my father's leg was swollen, although I don't know what it was. Now the swelling in his leg has disappeared, which has the effect of drugs, as well as psychological and emotional reasons, and it's all thanks to you, dear. You chose to come into my house at this time, and you didn't ask anything from our house. Marriage did not bring any burden to parents, but gave them a great wish. After you got married, you did so well, washing clothes, cooking and caring for their parents everywhere. This must have cost you a lot. I know that if this were your home, you wouldn't do it. When eating, you put food in front of them, take medicine, and you pass them water. Who doesn't like such a daughter-in-law Not only that, when we went back to Chongqing, you left them the money that originally belonged to you, so that they could improve their lives. It is because of you, a sensible and considerate daughter-in-law, that my father is in a good mood, has a strong psychological quality, and his wish has been realized, which has played a great role in his recovery. I say thank you for my father, good wife!

7. Wife, I also want to thank your parents. In the matter of our marriage, they are so well-aware that they don't make any demands on our family. They agreed that we should get married without engagement, which is rare in the countryside. Not only that, they also need to help me financially. They treated me like their own son. Besides, they raised such a good daughter as you. Thank you very much for your parents. Honey, I promise, I will treat them as my biological parents in the future.

8. Wife, I am here to promise you that I will love you and hurt you. After graduation, I will definitely make up a diamond ring worthy of you and take a set of wedding photos you like. Maybe I can't give you the best material in the world, but I will definitely give you the happiest love and the sweetest life in the world. I love your wife, and my lifelong commitment will never change.

Wife, I don't know what I can give you this time. Maybe it's just a spell and a burden. If you want a home, I can't give it to you. I can't even afford a diamond ring and wedding photos. I know you didn't ask. That woman doesn't want her own comfort zone. I'm sure you are no exception. Give you a good man. I may be and should be a good person in the future, but I'm really not a good person recently. Because of my father, my temper became very irritable and a little unreasonable. My bad temper will definitely hurt you, and you have shown great tolerance and patience. Dear, thank you. Thank you very much.

10, wife, it took us less than 1W to get married this time, which others can't imagine. It took you 5,6W to get engaged to my classmate's brother. And most of the money in it is yours. On the surface, I sell stocks and funds, but my incompetence has made my capital loss almost the same. If you hadn't helped me with my living expenses, I don't think there would be anything left except credit card money and borrowed money. Now I take it out and use it. I still have to pay back the credit card with your salary, because I haven't earned a penny now and I have to spend money. So, you are holding your own wedding with your own money. We got a daughter-in-law for nothing.

1 1, wife, I'll go wherever you go. You stay there, and I will stay there. Your country is my country, and your god is my god.

12, honey, I'm an ATM, you're an ATM card, you can get money by clicking it, and you're the remote control of my TV.

13, I finally got it from you today. My money will be kept in the future. I have a beautiful wife. I will love you all my life.

An oath to his wife

An oath to his wife

1, I am willing to love you, take care of you and protect you for a lifetime.

2. Delicate roses will always wither, and young faces will always grow old. However, my heart is the same, with the passage of time, even if it is broken, it is also a piece of loyalty.

If the fate of this life only makes me love you, then let me accumulate all my thoughts and never part in the next life.

Everyone's fate is different, and the time of love will be different. Only by doing it wholeheartedly, what I can do is: I will let my love grow old with you.

5, the rich and the poor honor and disgrace, never give up; Life after life, with you.

6. Let love become faith, let love cross obstacles, let us embrace together and look forward to the future.

7. My greatest hope in this life is to wash my feet in the same basin with you every day, so that we can't go anywhere until we are old.

8. Real lovers are: when they are together, one hour is one second; And when they are apart, one second is an hour. This is exactly how I feel when I am with you. I love you forever!

9, love you, there is no eternity, no long-term, just ask if this life is enough?

10, regardless of the ends of the earth, regardless of spring, summer, autumn and winter, I will definitely take you with me, and wherever I go, you are the most valuable bag in my life.

1 1. Drink your wine of love. If you don't have a refill, you will be thirsty for life!

12, let me build a lifelong relationship between you and me with little by little love.

13, my love for you will never change, rain or shine.

14, work at sunrise, rest at sunset, ebb and flow, and time passes. Changed the sky, changed the land and changed the vast sea. Only a heart that loves you deeply will accompany you in this life with a constant rhythm.

15, I don't know if I really love you, but I know I can't live without you. If the earth is going to be destroyed, then I want to tell you that you are the only person I want to see.

16, acquaintance is a fate, falling in love with you is a beauty, and being with you is a blessing. I want to be with you forever.

17, if loving you is a task given to me by God, I hope this task is permanent, and it should not have a deadline, because God knows I will cherish you.

18, the bright sunshine is accompanied by the fragrance of roses, and the clear sky in winter is filled with the fragrance of your love! The eternal dream is to snuggle up in your broad chest and have a vigorous love!

19, in any case, I will thank God for letting me meet you, because in our hearts, there is no separation, only love!

20. How far is forever? Is it time for us to breathe together?

2 1, eternal, dry sea and rotten rocks.

22. I am willing to follow my life, just for the dream to come true, and I will accompany you through this life.

I think we must have been lovers in our last life, otherwise I wouldn't love you so much. If I can only leave one kiss in my life, I want to book one million afterlife with you!

24. You are my last woman.

25. There is always a constant waiting in the dusk, an eternal expectation in the evening breeze, a lonely figure when you are lonely, and tears of acacia when you miss you.

26, marry me! Being with me can't make you rich all the time, but I have a piece of cake, and I will never give you only half.

27. I like being watched by you and feeling your tenderness, even for a short second, which can last forever; I like being held by you, like a promise, no matter what the world is like, I am unmoved. I know it's just you.

28. Sometimes I wish I had only one day in my life, holding your hand from morning till night; Sometimes I wish my life was long and I could spend every sunset with you.

29. The great ship of time can't erase my thoughts of you. Even if the seas run dry and the rocks crumble, your figure will remain in my heart forever. ...

Believe me, my love for you will never stop.

3 1, the sky has changed, the earth has changed, and the sea has changed. Only a heart that loves you deeply will accompany you in this life with a constant rhythm.

I really want to say to you: Let me love you. After the end of this life, the afterlife will continue.

I shot a small arrow of love into your heart, and you became my prisoner. I've decided to sentence you to life imprisonment and keep you in my heart forever, without bail.

34. If one of my wrong eyes kills you, I am willing to pay past lives's guilt. I will never get married in order to carry your love to the end.

Personality signature said to his wife when he got married.

Personality signature said to his wife when he got married.

1. I used to think you were considerate, but now I think you are to my liking, and we will meet my liking in the future.

2. Be proud of truly caring for your wife, and be ashamed of deliberately provoking your wife; Be proud of obeying your wife, and be ashamed of not obeying your wife.

Wife, you will be the finance minister of our family in the future.

Wife, starting today: yours is yours, mine is yours, and ours is yours!

I finally got it from you today. My money will be kept in the future. I have a beautiful mother-in-law

6. Your love keeps us together until death do us part. I promise that happiness and beauty will never leave you, and we swear to be blessed by everyone forever.

7. Wife, I love you like a mouse loves rice.

8. Your love keeps us together until death do us part. I promise that happiness and beauty will never leave you, and we swear to be blessed by everyone forever.

I hope my love will bring roses, not roses.

10, today, the sun is shining and the world is dancing with beautiful clothes. Tonight, the starry night of affection has added two dazzling new stars, wife, I love you.

1 1. Who said it was winter? When you are by my side, I feel a hundred flowers blossom and birds sing cicadas.

12, I love you, with the past pain and childhood loyalty; I love you with my tears and laughter; I love you with my arms and shoulders and all the strength of a man.

13, love is the white snow on Mount Everest, the lamb on the grassland, only when you taste it with your soul.

14, wife, I'll go wherever you go. You stay there, and I will stay there. Your country is my country, and your god is my god.

15 Even if my life can be formatted, you will always be a touch of tenderness in my heart.

16, honey, I'm an ATM, you're an ATM card, you can get money by clicking it, and you're the remote control of my TV.

17, if looking at flowers in the fog is an illusory love, I am willing to rush into the fog and pick roses with my bare hands! In the pain of reality, kiss the nectar on the petals!

18, good men are spoiled by women, good women are spoiled by men, and they all complain that they have no good people, but they are willing to spoil you.

19. Don't let your family, friends, bin Laden, Obama and your dear wife down.

20. You are a pot of flowers, and I am a pot of sand. The flowers are getting brighter and brighter, and the sand is laughing.

2 1, take your hand and follow me! What should I do if the wind is strong? With me, you will never get lost again!

22. I really thank God for marrying you.

23. Be proud of caring for your wife and be ashamed of neglecting your wife; I am proud of my wife's cooking and ashamed of letting her cook; If my wife washes the pot, I must stand by and sing.

24. I shot a small arrow of love into your heart, and you became my prisoner. I've decided to sentence you to life imprisonment and keep you in my heart forever, without bail.

25. I am the arrow that leaves the string, and you are the bull's eye. May my sharp arrow pierce your heart! Don't wait any longer, because Cupid has been killed by me.

26. Be proud of loving your wife and ashamed of betraying your wife.

27. I have loved you for five thousand years, and today I finally waited for the Internet. There are my expectations, my thoughts and infinite amorous feelings on the Internet.

The wedding vows that the groom said to the bride.

The wedding vows that the groom said to the bride.

1. When we stand in front of God and everyone and make an engagement with each other, I want everyone to know that because of God's love for me, I understand that God occupies the most important position in my life. He also chose me as his people. I also know that he blessed me and gave me your life. This is a gift from God for nothing. Because of this understanding, I promise that I will love you with God's love no matter what happens. Through the rich grace of God, I am willing to meet your needs and lead you, just as God leads me. When I asked you to marry me, my heart was like Psalm 34, verse 3: "You and I will both exalt the Lord and exalt his name together. 」

2. Have a baby with me. I hope that on your 40th birthday, we can put only 36 candles on your birthday cake with our children. Moreover, I believe our children will change their naughty behavior in the past and say to you solemnly like a little adult: "God, Mom, you look only thirty years old. Classmates say you are more like my sister! "

I don't know if we were together in the last life, but that's the past tense and it doesn't matter anymore; I don't know if we will be together in the afterlife; But that's too far; I can't catch it. I only care about this life, I hope I can do my best to keep you in my arms, healthy, safe and happy!

4. Remember the beautiful paper money you gave me? The moment you gave it to me, the feeling of heartache made me believe that there really was love at first sight, so I folded it into love and treasured it around me like a treasure. Today, we finally walk happily together, and I will give you this love again. This folded love implicates you and me, and the head there is full of your love for me and my love for you. Honey, I know what you've done for me.

5. Marry me and be my wife. Although you are not a beautiful girl, I can assure you that in my eyes, you will be the most beautiful bride in the world. And after marriage, you are still the most beautiful woman in the world in my eyes. I hope that when you are eighty years old, I will lie down in your ear and tell you, "Thank God, he gave me the most beautiful and lovely old woman in the world, but she has no teeth.

6. If one day you are tired and you are eager to leave me and fly freely, I will say goodbye to you. Although I stubbornly believe that the sweetness in your arms is far better than any kind of freedom in the world, I have no right to expect you to think so. I think I will say to you: tired, go home; Tired, go home; I'm hurt. Go home. I am your husband, and I will wait for you to come back. This home is your home, and the lights of this home will burn for you forever.

7. I (groom's full name) marry you (bride's full name), which is my promise to you. I will be loyal to you and proud of you. I will respect you, trust you, help you and take care of you. I will share my life with you. I will forgive, just as we are forgiven. I want to learn from you, know each other, know the world and know our God. We will experience prosperity and adversity until the end of time.

I (groom's full name) would like to marry you (bride's full name). I know in my heart that you will be my lifelong friend, companion and the only true love. On this special day, before God, I give you my promise. I promise that I will always be your husband by your side, whether in good times or bad, rich or poor, healthy or sick, happy or sad. I promise that I will love you unreservedly, be proud of you, respect you, try my best to meet your needs, protect you in danger, comfort you in sorrow and accompany you to grow up physically and mentally. I promise to be loyal to you forever and cherish you forever.

9. After marriage, if you still want to do your career, I will try my best to support you and undertake the housework I should do. I confess to you that I can't tell bean sprouts from mung beans. I will make a mess in the kitchen, but I will try my best to follow the words in Kitchen Cuisine and cultivate myself into a great chef.

10, if you are eager to stay away from the noise and troubles of the world and be a quiet little woman, then I will work hard and earn more money to maintain this family, but my smelly socks will be washed by you.

1 1. I (the groom's full name) marry you in front of God and all the witnesses present today. I give you my hand, I give you my love, and I give you myself. I pray to be with you all my life and never part. Please come and walk with me on the road of life, and walk with me on the rugged or flat road.

12, I love you. I thank God for linking our hearts with our lives with his love in the marriage fellowship. I will always love, respect and cherish you. When we enter the right and joy of the most sacred relationship in the world and start to build a Christian family, I will regard Jesus Christ as the head of the family, just as I regard him as the head of the church. From now on, through the grace of God, I will love you deeply and be loyal to you forever, whether in good times or bad, rich or poor, healthy or sick, sad or happy.

13, I love you, and I know this love comes from God. Therefore, I would like to be your husband and serve God hand in hand with you. I promise to be loyal to you and love you forever, no matter what life test I experience now or in the future. I promise that I will lead and protect you in this life, just as Christ loves the church. God's Word shows us this example of love, that is, Jesus Christ even gave up his life to love the church. With God's help, I will try to express this love to you, because I know that we will spend this life together in the Lord.

14, I love you. Today is a special day. For a long time, you have been my dream and my prayer. Now my dream has come true, and God has heard my prayer. On this special day, you are not only my joy, but also my crown. I thank Jesus for giving me such an honor to grow old with you. I thank you for accepting my love. May our future, as promised by God, be brilliant forever. From now on, I will take care of you, respect you and protect you. I dedicate my life to you, my friend and lover. Today, I give myself to you.

15, if one day you fall in love with another man and leave me, I admit to you that I will be jealous, angry, sad and miserable, but I will eventually choose to break up. I only hope that man can treat you as I treat you, take good care of you and take good care of your life. I will still bless you to God as before, because you can't take care of you personally without me, so I will pray to God. Maybe I will have a new wife in a few years, or maybe I will die alone. In any case, if you are in trouble, please let me know and I will do my best to help you without violating morality.

16, I will be loyal to you and our family. Because I know this is a man's responsibility. And I know that if I betray you and have an unclean relationship with another woman, I will feel guilty. Guilt makes me blame myself. Self-blame makes me ashamed to face you. Being ashamed to face you will make me want to escape from your still innocent eyes and leave you, which is the last thing I want to do in my life.

I will give you this ring with my joy and love. I choose you as my wife. From now on, whether in good times or bad, rich or poor, healthy or sick, I will love and cherish you until I die.

18, I marry you and be my wife. From now on, whether in good times or bad, rich or poor, healthy or sick, I will love and cherish you forever. I promise to be loyal to you all my life.

19, I promise you, I will push away some unnecessary entertainment and go home early, because I know you will be lonely and afraid of me at home. Moreover, I promise you that no matter how tired I am when I get home, I will listen carefully to your story about your day, because I know you need understanding and support. I am your husband, and this is my duty.

Before the God who leads us together, I will marry you as my wife, and I will love and cherish you, just as Christ loved the church and dedicated himself to it. From now on, I will lead you, share my life with you and spend my life with God. By the grace of God, we can grow up together and have the image of Jesus Christ, our savior.