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85 drunken sentences
2. Until, holding up my cup, I asked the bright moon to bring me my shadow and let the three of us.
3, people walk in the rivers and lakes, how can they not drink.
4, tonight is a rare event, * * * this lamp is candlelight.
5, wine and meat, friends pay attention!
6, the wine is dry, the sun and the moon grow in the pot.
7, a small number of non-gentlemen, non-toxic and not husband.
I don't like drinking, I'm just drunk.
9, men don't drink, can't make good friends.
10, she always cries when she drinks, and always says that she will lose without you.
1 1, turn off the pillow and you can enjoy a lonely sleep.
12, get drunk without smoking a pot of photos. Old is old.
13, clear sky in Wan Li, bright moon in the sky, the girl among the owners explains Qin Zheng.
14, learned to smoke and drink, learning will not last forever.
15, I'd rather have a rotten hole in my stomach than an emotional crack.
16, sorry, I can't drink, I only dream.
17, market economy competes, have a glass of wine quickly.
18 but since the water is still flowing, let's raise our glasses to drown our sorrows, even though we cut it with swords.
19, the song is not finished, people are scattered, the wine is not drunk, and the heart is broken.
20, resigned Bai Di in the clouds, half a catty idle.
2 1, a glass of turbid wine is Wan Li's destination, but Ran Yan is not happy.
22. We are all bosom friends when we get together. I'll have two comfortable drinks first.
23, wine respects thousands of people, and prostitutes allow waves.
24. Bad luck has a bitter frost on my temples, and heartache and fatigue are a thick layer of dust in my wine.
25, Mo Tao will be drunk when he has wine, and it is even more embarrassing to be sad.
26, wine is not intoxicating, everyone is drunk, and thousands of cups are drunk.
27, the wine will be full, and the flowers will fall immediately.
28. I know that there are thousands of glasses of wine, and how many can I drink.
29, wine hook to push lotus seeds, candle tears stained with grapes.
30, intoxicating people spend * * * wine, flowers are beauty wine is sorrow.
3 1, autumn geese are escorted by Changfeng, which can be a tall building.
32, drinking is not for drinking, just can't quit my friends.
33. Wine can be as hot as fire or as cold as ice.
I only have loneliness and wine: I don't blame him for not accompanying me.
35. Only when you are drunk can you experience true physical and mental freedom.
36. Half a catty of wine is not appropriate, and one catty helps the wall. I won't go for half a catty.
I hate drinking, but I like people who can make me drink.
38, some words, maybe only when you are drunk will you say it unintentionally.
39, wine can be chaotic, Buddhists quit it, wine can nourish, and Xianjia drinks it.
40. Art for art's sake is no more meaningful than drinking.
4 1, strive for the upper reaches, and then the upper reaches, which is worthy of China's first-class and world-renowned Shuanggou.
42. Let me get drunk alone, and all my happiness and sadness will turn to dust.
43. Wine knows that there are thousands of cups, drink as much as you can, and run if you can't.
44. People can't go anywhere without wine; How can people not drink too much when they are floating in rivers and lakes?
45, people walk the rivers and lakes, can not do without wine; People are floating in rivers and lakes, so you can't drink too much.
46, snuff He Taixi, Jiuqing is a blind date. When you are drunk, you are a guest, and poetry becomes a sense of god.
47. A hundred rivers return to the East China Sea. When shall we drink again? If you don't drink now, you will be sad later.
48. The green wine is new, and there is a hint of red in the quiet stove. It feels like snow outside at dusk. Can I have a drink?
49. The wind is gone, the clouds hurt themselves, and hating wine soothes the heart, with a touch of darkness and a few degrees of madness.
50, go out and explain to your wife, drink less and eat more, and stand up if you can't reach it.
5 1, I sleep alone with loneliness and alcohol. If I can meet you again, don't back down.
52. Generally, women don't drink; Women don't drink ordinary wine; Women who drink are very unusual.
53, wine can eliminate sorrow, can also add interest. But after waking up, it is a feeling: headache.
54. Work is meeting, coordination is getting drunk, management is charging, and the leader is right!
55. Wine is accompanied by loneliness, not loneliness. Only when I was drunk did I realize that I had missed the person beside me.
56. How many cups should I drink in my life in order not to get drunk, and how many times should I get drunk in my life in order not to be afraid of the dark.
57. I like drinking, because when I am drunk, I don't feel anything and I don't feel pain.
58. Pretend to be indifferent and use alcohol paralysis to make yourself look numb.
59. In general, people who don't drink with you and people who get drunk when you drink are bosom friends!
60. Most people get drunk not because others advise them, but because they drink too much when others advise them to drink.
6 1, don't give up your old friend easily, because you can't find anyone else to replace him; Friendship is like wine, the older it gets, the better it gets.
62. Eighteen bowls in Jingyanggang, let me, 300 bowls, take a long drink! . Taibai has hundreds of poems about wine, and travelers beat tigers after drinking.
63. How many idiots get together to gamble. You often raise your glasses, how can you get drunk?
64. Ten years ago, I was drunk only because I left my youth. Ten years later, the wine is in the cup, and it is poured and drunk by itself.
65. I look forward to the happiness in my dreams. Time can't put out the wine of love, and distance can't open the hand of missing.
66. I drink occasionally. Smoking occasionally, thinking of you often! Drinking hurts the liver, smoking hurts the lungs, and I miss you so much.
67. It's okay to lean against a dangerous building. Looking forward to spring sorrow, the sky is dark. In the afterglow of the grass, no one will lean on the fence and be silent.
68. I intend to get drunk. When drinking is a song, strong music is still tasteless. I don't regret that my belt is getting wider and wider, which makes people haggard for Iraq.
69. As long as the feelings are good, no matter how much you drink; As long as the feelings are deep, the fake is also serious; As long as there is affection, everything is wine.
70. Who will cry for me, who will feel sorry for me, who will be drunk for me, who will feel sorry for me, and this person may not appear.
7 1, people who are not good at drinking mostly drink to vent, while I, a good drinker, give up drinking to bury something in my heart.
72, you are wine, I am a luminous cup; You are beautiful for me, and I am intoxicated for you; I have you with me all my life, and I will never regret being drunk all my life!
73. In the eyes of others, I may be massive, or I may say that I am very happy, but only my own psychology is weighing the drums.
74. I like your party with your classmates. Let me know when you are full. I like the way you feel sick when you are drunk. Let me know when you like your hairstyle.
75, a person drinking is lonely, a group of people drinking is lonely for fun. Five or six glasses of beer, thinking that a person is drunk. Let's drink to the loneliness at dawn.
76. I don't like drinking with people who can't drink, because you never know what he will look like when he is drunk and wake up.
In 77, three years, it flew by like a meteor and disappeared in the blink of an eye. It's hard to give up, it's unforgettable, and laughter is sad. Drunk, talking about life, thinking of three years of wry smile, corners of the mouth slightly upturned. Fate, this life is not owed.
78. Being drunk is more addictive. I didn't say anything about you after I suddenly got drunk. I didn't know until I woke up the next day that I was used to not having you, and I had forgotten you, but I still had you in my heart, but I didn't miss you anymore.
79. Women who drink know how to cherish, and women who drink know how to understand. Women who drink know how to give up. Women who drink will express their feelings with wine, dare to love and hate, and women who drink will interpret their lives with wine, and dare to do it.
80. Every time we meet, two people hiding the same little secret push a cup for a change across the sea of people and smile at each other. How warm it is. We will talk about trivial days, we will be drunk by others, and we will drink others with a tacit smile.
8 1, the network is getting wider and wider, but there are fewer and fewer intimate friends; The building is getting higher and higher, but the mind is getting narrower and narrower; There are more and more supermarkets, but I don't know what I need. Losing is not only drunk, but also in broad daylight, which is even worse.
82. How many women like the man who makes her laugh, but finally fall in love with the man who makes her cry. How many women have been having an affair in other people's eyes, but when I was drunk, I opened my address book and couldn't even find anyone who could speak my mind.
83. Some memories I thought I lost are just what I thought. On the contrary, this part of the memory is hidden in the deepest part of my heart. When I wake up drunk, my memory can completely invade every casual moment, just like the dark night without light, leaving me nowhere to escape.
84. I really long for a happy drunkenness. I want to vomit, spit out my inner feelings and unhappiness, and spit out my own heart. It is best to let people in the distant horizon know: "I am very tired, I hope you can forgive me by leaps and bounds."
85. Wine is a good thing, which can make people anesthetized and emboldened. Of course, I don't remember my mistake after waking up ~ The excuse is always "I drank too much", but I forgot that drinking sometimes hurts people. From then on, you and I will not bother each other, and I hope we will never meet again in the next life.
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