24 Short and pithy trend copy

24 short and fast tide copy (selected 43 sentences) 1. If you also have a friend who likes to stay up late, please cherish him, because you may not know when he will die. 2. In the days without me, you should take good care of yourself, remember to drink on time, smoke more if you are uncomfortable, stay up late more, don't eat breakfast often, wear sandals and socks in cold weather, play with your mobile phone more if you have nothing to do, remember to turn off the lights when reading, remember not to look at the traffic lights when crossing the road, don't drink water or take medicine when you are cold, perm your hair when you are bored, and use boiled water for bathing. Everything will be fine! Don't say how much the prince loves Cinderella. After a night, he forgot what he looked like and had to rely on glass shoes to find it. Dear ex, I won't block you or delete you. I will leave you there and watch how happy I am without you. In fact, 80% people can lose weight quickly as long as they don't eat supper, but you can't, because you are the other 20%, and you will get fat if you don't eat supper. It's raining in the city where you live. I really want to ask if you have an umbrella. If not, I hope it's a knife. 7. It's a takeaway brother who gives you a meal, a comedian who makes you laugh, and a network car that picks you up from east, west, north and south. It's enough to have money for a lifetime. 8. Always say I love you, so what? The first letters of three words together are not a word "play". If you think I am wrong, please tell me. I won't change it anyway. Don't hide your illness. 10. The danger of being angular is that it is very convenient for others to bite you. -personality side effects 1 1. I have few friends, but I don't care. I'd rather be lonely than mix with weeds. If I am different, I will stay away from rubbish. 12. The best way to get back at a man is to be his daughter in the next life. Think about it, cry and yell at him, and he will have to coax you, and he will never be rude again. You can be shameless by swiping his card. Let the class teacher lecture him if his grades are not good. "With this virtue, you can raise such a daughter!" I remember desperately talking about failed love, which made him so distressed that he wanted to hit those boys with a broom. Short and incisive copy 1. I don't like competition, because I always feel that all that can be taken away is rubbish. If you feed the dog for three days, it will remember you for three years. You treat people well for three years, and they forget you in three days. Many times, people are not as good as dogs. Don't care too much about what others say about you behind your back, because people who are better than you don't bother to mention you. Defamation itself is a kind of hope. To be angry is to punish yourself with other people's faults. To forgive others is to let yourself go. Most mistakes are because you didn't persist, didn't work hard, didn't stay, and then hypnotized yourself that everything was fate. 6. All jokes contain serious words, and those seemingly incomprehensible responses are probably the most euphemistic refusal. 7. Don't say anything you want to say. After a long time, you will naturally be preoccupied; If you don't do what you want to do, you will naturally be under great pressure for a long time. When procrastination becomes a habit, fatigue becomes the norm. 8. Sometimes what we need is not a bowl of chicken soup, but a slap. Some people appear in your life just to tell you that you are gullible. 9. Life is not bitter, what is bitter is that we have too many desires; People are not tired, but they should not be too open. 10. There is no debt in life. Others pay for you because others like it, and you pay for others because you want to. Love is voluntary, and you have no regrets. 1 1. Nobody cares how you cry in the middle of the night, and nobody cares how you toss and turn in the autumn. Outsiders only look at the results and support the process themselves. When we all understand this truth, we won't be melodramatic in front of people and tell people relief everywhere. 12. If you don't agree with different people, it's really hard to be friends, because their thoughts, experiences and senses are different. Just like I said the sea was beautiful, but you said many people drowned. 13. There is always a hard time to make you doubt yourself, but when you experience more, you will find that it is just the normal state of life. 14. It takes a moment to reach out and many years to hold hands. No matter who you meet, he is the one who should appear in your life. This is no accident. If there is no debt, how can we meet? 15. In fact, the real disappointment is not swearing, not crying, not losing my temper with you, but being silent. I feel that everything you do has nothing to do with me. Very sharp and funny poison chicken soup 1. Sleep hungry and count sheep. One. Two. Three. Four. Five strings. Six strings ... the more you count, the more Russia! When you are completely full, ordinary young people will complain "I'm dead" with an empty face, while eating will make you feel relaxed and "I'll take a break". 3. Advertisement on the subway: Crowded? Buy a car! Advertisement in taxi: gambling? Take the subway! Shit, you're kidding me or something! You are such a beauty! In other words, you are beautiful only in the tunnel, because there is no light in the tunnel and it is dark. If you are fat paper, remember not to wear a red scarf. Otherwise, you will be like that chatting "penguin"! Recently, I asked my girlfriend to describe her driving level in four words. She replied: The traffic police are speechless! Well, I'm speechless, too. 7. I recently booked two air tickets to heaven. I will personally find Yue Lao and ask him if I lost my red line when I was a child! 8. You are young, but you carry a lot of weight. The balance is not much, but I want to buy a lot. 9. Obsessive-compulsive disorder means: you must go to the toilet before going to bed. If you play mobile phone after going to the toilet, you have to go again before going to bed. 10. Don't argue with people without quality, because it's like wrestling with a pig. It is not honorable to win, but even more shameful to lose. 1 1. Don't reveal your wounds to others, because not many people can cure diseases, but many people can sprinkle salt! 12. These days, no one believes that you are a student if you don't fall in love, be mean, cheat, rebel, copy your homework or play with your mobile phone. 13. Our boss is a little monster, and we are Altman. But we ran away when we met the boss, because we didn't bring the summoner. 14. The tragedy of life is that when you want to do anything, you only have a knife. 15. Xiaoming: "Dad, am I a stupid child?" Dad: "Silly child, how can you be a silly child?" 16. for girls, gaining a few pounds is not so terrible. The terrible thing is that * * * has lost weight again.