Joke Collection Website - Mood Talk - As the saying goes, a distant relative is not as good as a close neighbor. What are the great neighbors in your family?
As the saying goes, a distant relative is not as good as a close neighbor. What are the great neighbors in your family?
Netizen A: People downstairs fight at both ends every three days. Women cry and men howl, and everything is broken. Strangely, they are not tired, and they can play from 0: 00 in the evening to 3: 00 in the morning. The neighbors who couldn't stand it called the police several times to no avail. This year! This year! Finally, I hope there is good news! ! ! They're divorced, so it's quiet!
Netizen B: There is a couple of civil servants living upstairs in my house. It stands to reason that the quality of civil servants is good. I never thought that this wonderful couple, that woman, would dry wet clothes, whether you dry anything downstairs or not.
Netizen C: Neighbors' whole family stinks, and their shoes are in the corridor. They all said they couldn't stand leaving their shoes at home. The corridor stinks. It smells like fish and shrimp all year round. Thefts of incompetent residential properties have occurred from time to time, but this floor has been safe for many years. For no other reason, thieves are also afraid of smelly, and the environment makes people unable to pick locks with peace of mind. ...
Netizen D: There is a woman upstairs in my house. She can't remember when she started singing after 10 every night. One day, she didn't stop after midnight 1 o. It's no use posting reminders in the elevator. The neighbor didn't open the door or continue to sing, and was scolded twice before he stopped.
Netizen e: I get angry when I see my neighbors. I worked hard to plant a small gourd, and my neighbors saw it, saying that it grew next to their house. When I saw no one at home, I secretly went over and uprooted it. The key is still a person in her seventies and eighties, so I had a big fight with her.
Finally, I hope everyone in the neighborhood will respect each other, take care of each other and be humble to each other. You can still find the feeling of having neighbors.
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